Im losing my fucking mind right now
Bill and Ted headcanon:
They have a long furby. (made by themselves) His name is Prince Keanu The Third and he is their son.
(Don’t worry, their family portrait will be done soon. Just have to do the line art)
This goes to all of u guys who love this iconic king ugh 😭
Bill and Ted discover worm on a string.
ok since it’s neo’s b-day i’m gonna make public my matrix server just hmu for the link
I remember someone once saying ( i have a feeling it was on some youtube video) that if Neo chose the blue pill instead, John Wick would’ve been the result. I thought that would be odd since Neo would continue being a programmer at Metacortex and possibly not have the skills that post-red pill Neo did.
Instead, what if in Bill & Ted’s excellent adventure, Rufus had never shown up with his time-traveling phone booth and eventually Ted failed his History class which led to his father sending him to military school. From there Ted serves in the marines and eventually leaves it to change his name to John Wick and become an assassin.
Of course, I am aware that in the comic series, John Wick’s backstory was sad and that he was an orphan.
Maybe this could be an AU where Ted grew up to become John Wick.
What if in this universe, John Wick meets Bill. Gosh. Somebody, please write a fic on that.
Hi guys I’m opening some slots for hand painted custom Wyld Stallyns jackets!
Price range is £50-£80 and free world wide shipping!
If you don’t want Wyld Stallyns but want another logo (or a Keanu quote) I can do that easily just let me know when we’re discussing the commission!
How long it will take to make? Once I’ve received all the things I need (i.e the jacket and paint) it can take at least 4-7 days.
All paintings on jackets will be waterproof and wash proof due to the paint that I use (still only wash the jackets on a low heat).
There’s also no discrimination on size if we can find you a jacket to customise I will get it done for you! Also if you have a jacket already and you want that customising please feel free to send it too me and I can give you a discounted price on your commission!
All commissions have to be paid up front to cover all costs.
3/5 slots taken
Reblogs are super appreciated my dudes!!!
I am am comprising a playlist of songs that remind me of bill and ted… and 1/3 of them thus far are about roadtrips… 2/3 of said songs include falling in love on said roadtrip…
What ever could this mean…
Ted’s favorite cuss word is bitch.. Bills is shit,,, Elizabeth is learning so she just says FUCK really loud….Joanna only knows damn and hell
bill preston, with back problems at age 50: *relieves his aching body by lying down* bro im straight up having a good time rn
ted, sitting up in bed and doing sudoku to keep his brain sharp: i’ll drink to that bro *takes a shot of nyquil*
radical marital bliss
*big test tomorrow that they didn’t know about*
Ted: *makes tiny little cheat sheets and hides them in his jacket sleeve, sleeps peacefully*
Bill: *tries to study, but if he dont know that shit by 12 o clock, he just dont know it*
THIS 7th GRADE GIRL ON MY BUS ACTUALLY SAID “if you don’t stop i’m gonna kick you in the head” AND I YELLETH
Oh shit… ooOooh fuck you guys
Yo yo yo, do you guys want to see any B&T art? Like I think I can draw pretty good. Wanna send me prompts? My inbox is open and I’d love to take some.