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[bitchyleaffuck]

ALRIGHT SO I'M SCREAMING

WE'RE ALL SHOT UP TO THE BRIM WITH COCA-COLA ZERO

THE TAXI IS ONLY GOING FIVE MILES PER HOUR

AND THE BABY IS DECAYING FASTER THAN A FRESHLY PEELED BANANA IN A MOIST ENVIRONMENT

ROBERT GETS THE IDEA TO START CALLING THE COPS AND SADIE STOPS HIM AND SAYS "WE'RE IN TOO DEEP" BUT ROBERT SAYS WE NEED TO REPORT THE TAXI DRIVER BECAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER ISNT TAKING US TO HAMILTON 26TH AND 3RD LIKE WE'RE PAYING HIM TOO HE'S TAKING US TO THE WAREHOUSES BY THE BAY AND NATALIE IS TOO BUSY

FINGER BANGING

HER PET GOLDFISH TO DO ANYTHING SO NOW WE HAVE TWO CHOICES

CALL THE COPS OR JUMP OUT THE TAXI

WE CHOOSE JUMPING BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED THE COPS ASKING US WHERE WE GOT THE BABY FROM BECAUSE WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL THEM????

THE TRUTH???

FUCK NO!

WHAT

RESPECTABLE

HET

CIS

WHITE

MALE

COP

WITH A CHILD MOLESTING MUSTACHE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT WE, A GROUP OF MAINLY WHITE FRIENDS WITH ONLY TWO MINORITIES, BOUGHT THE BABY AT BARNES AND NOBLE??? NOT

ONE

SO IM SORRY ROBERT THE COPS ARE OUT SO STICK YOUR BALLS IN YOUR ASS, CLENCH,

AND

JUMP

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[bitchyleaffuck]

I have woken up another day?

Have I not suffered enough?

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[bitchyleaffuck]

I'm scared to sleep.

The last time I dreamt, I put glass in my finger and genuinely cut myself by accident and it hurt so much I woke up and got myself a bandaid because I thought it actually happened

On the bus ride home, I was down the street from my house, closed my eyes for 10 seconds power nap and went through half my day to the point where I turned in the hall and I stood up fully prepared to turn into that classroom when we pulled up at my house and had to sharply remind myself I already did the school thing

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