How did BoRhap fail so miserably at getting John’s hair to at least look decent ??
Somebody To Love (Part10- The Car Song)
Word count: 1,648
At the moment we were loading up the car to head off to where they will be recording the new album. “Bloody hell, why are you coming?” Paul asks as I put my bag in the boot with the others. “Oh piss off Paul. Believe me, I wanted to stay home for once. But Fred said I have to come too.” I slam the boot then get in the car between Roger and Deaky. “You actually wanted to stay home?” Roger asked me. “God yes, I miss my bed.” I say making the boys laugh. “I mean I understand where you’re coming from. Your bed is bloody comfortable.” Roger pokes my side nodding his head. “When did you sleep in her bed?” Brian asks from the other side of Deaky. “When I took care of him when he was sick.” I lean forward to look at Brian.
We finally make it to Rockfield Farm and we all step out of the car. “Recording studio?” Roger looks around at our surrounding as I walk up next to him. “Well, the idea was to get away from all distractions. Alice, get your bags.” Paul says walking pass us. “Whoa!” I turn around after getting my bags to see Roger back away from a rooster. “Roger! Leave him be and get your bags!” I shout at him holding my bags and we all make it inside. “Right, I know it’s not the Ritz. Not even close. "Roger, you’re in here. Freddie this is you. Biggest room. Brian, that’s you. John, you’re down stairs.” I hear Paul tell everyone where they were staying and I just waited at the bottom of the stairs. After Paul showed Deaky his room, he saw me just standing there. “Yeah, there’s nowhere for you to sleep… You can sleep in the barn.” He laughs leaving me alone.
I drop my bags and head upstairs to talk to Roger. “That bloody asshole told me I have to sleep in the barn.” I say walking into his room. “No bloody way, you have no where to sleep?” He asks opening his suitcase. “I’ll probably crash the sofa.” I say sitting on his bed. “No, I’ll just share my room with you. I’m sure sharing a bed with me again isn’t going to bother you. Plus it’s my turn, on tour Brain and Deaky got to share their room with you.” He says throwing one of his shirts at my face. “Fine then but you go get my bag from downstairs.” I laugh folding his shirt and he rushes out of the room.
“We you’re sharing Roger’s room.” Brian says in the door way. “Yeah, Paul was going to make me sleep in the bloody barn.” I laugh as he makes a face. “Just don’t let him get any ideas.” Brian points his finger at me. “Yeah right, Brian. I have a brain you know that right?” I laugh and he nods his head. “Just making sure.” He smiles before heads downstairs and Roger comes in. “Here you go my lady.” He puts my suitcase next to me. “Thank you Roger.” I pick it up and go through it.
Since it was the first day here on the farm, Freddie let us just relax for today. I was laying on Deaky’s bed while he was put his things up. “I forgot to mention… how come you didn’t tell us you and Veronica got married?” I sit up crossing my legs. “How do you know then?” He turns around to look at me. “We were talking about it over the phone. You boys forgot I’m friends with your girlfriends… Well just not Roger because he doesn’t have one.” I laugh standing up. “It’s just because I didn’t think it mattered to you all.” He says shrugging his shoulders. “Well I do! And I had to find out through her. And that also you two had a baby boy. I have to see him when we get back.” I hit him and he agrees. “Go bother your roommate!” He shoves me up the stairs.
Finally it was time to get some rest and I was freezing under the covers. Roger and the boys were still talking about the album downstairs. I should have packed trousers to sleep in. I shake in bed bringing my knees into my chest. “Goodnight Mates!” Roger tells opening the door. “I would like if you didn’t yell.” I say as he turned on his lap. “Sorry, I forgot. God it’s bloody cold in here.” He said getting his clothes to change into. “I know, I’ve been trying to fall asleep for the past 40 minutes freezing to death.” I say pulling the blankets up more. “I hate it here.” He says changing his clothes as I rolled over. “It’s nice outside at least.” I say as I feel him lay down next to me and I could feel the heat from his body.
“Come here, you’re freezing.” He pulls me into his side and I immediately wrap my arm and leg around him. “I’m sorry, you’re warm and I’m so cold.” I look up at him. “It’s alright, goodnight.” He kisses the top of my head and I fall asleep.
Day Three At Rockfield Farm:
I wake up before the rest of the band and I get out of bed getting dressed for the day. I make my way out of the building towards where the kitchen is to make breakfast for everyone. For the past two days the band has just been working on lyrics. While me on the other hand is either helping Deaky with lyrics, or I’m just reading and walking around the farm. When I was almost finished three walk in talking about songs. “Good morning boys!” I smile at them and their mouths drop. “You made breakfast!” Roger yells running around to hug me. “Well yeah, it’s finished so you guys can make your plates.” I smile at them and make my plate first listening to their conversation.
“So what were you three talking about when you enter?” I ask taking a seat. “Oh don’t get him started again.” Deaky takes a seat next to me. “We were talking about our songs we wrote.” Brian sits next to Deaky as they eat. “You know, I have only see Deaky’s song. What about you two.” I look at the other two. “I put my heart and soul into this song.” Roger said cutting food as the rest of us ate. Apparently Roger was and is mad that they don’t like his song that he thinks is great. “No one is disputing that.” Deaky tells him. “And you don’t like it because you want your songs on the album!” Roger starts to get worked up.
“It’s not that Roger.” Deaky says and Roger looks at him, “Then what is it?” He asks annoyed and I was curious since I didn’t know anything about Roger’s song. “I’m in love with my car.” Brian says and I bit my tongue while Roger glares at him. “Maybe it’s not strong enough?” Brian suggests. “What does that even mean, not strong enough?” He asks getting annoyed again. “I know I’m late. What did I miss?” Fred asks walking stopping next to me. “Discussing Roger’s car song.” I turn to look at him.
“Is it strong enough? That’s all I’m asking. If I’m on my own here, then I apologize.” Brian speaks up again and Roger speaks up, “How does your new song go then, hmm?” Roger takes Brian’s paper, “You call me sweet, like I’m some kind of cheese.” He says and I let out a small giggle. “It’s good.” Brian defense himself. “Wow.” Roger says. “When my hand’s on your grease gun… That’s very subtle, isn’t it?” Brian looks at Roger’s lyrics and I slightly giggle again. “It’s a metaphor, Brian.” He gets pissed. “It’s just a bit weird, Roger.” I speak up now and he looks at me.
“What exactly are you doing with that car?” Deaky asks the mad drummer. “Children please… we could all murder each other but then who would be left to record this album?” Fred now speaks to all of us. “Statistically speaking, most bands don’t fail, they break up.” Deaky tells Fred and Roger sighs. “Why the hell would you say something like that? Roger, there is only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” Freddie says looking back at Roger before grabbing his drink and leaves.
“You know why you’re angry, Roger?” Brian starts to talk again making me mentally scream at him. “Why?” Roger asks him. “Cause you know your song isn’t strong enough.” I watch as Roger walks towards the pan. “Not…” I speak but it was too late. “Is that strong enough?” He asks throwing the bacon at Brian and he doesn’t stop there. “What about that?!” He slides all the plates and drinks off but I slide mine away from him. He then goes to pick up the coffee machine, “Not the coffee machine!” The three of us yell at him with our hands up and he stops.
I get out of my seat and walk around to him taking the machine out of his hand putting it back where it belongs. “Hey, let’s go for a little walk.” I take his hand into mine and lead him outside. “What do you think about it?” He stops making me stop too. “Roger, just follow me and we can talk about it.” I look him in his eyes and he nods his head. I lead us more out into the field and I sit down in a hill. “The ground?” Roger looks down at me. “It’s not going to bite you.” I laugh as he sits next to me. “Now about your car song…” I turn smiling at him.
Hello my darlings!! I’ve missed you so! New chapter in the works! (we’re getting there) in the meantime, here’s a teaser of Y/N singing to ????? (You could fill Brian, Roger, or Deaky in those five ?’s) up to you to guess who it is!! (By the way that’s me singing in the audio I just recorded that 5 mins ago lmk what you think it’s probably really bad lol) Love you all forever! Even though this fic hasn’t blown up yet (which is totally fine but I’d love to be writing to a bigger group of people!!) y’all in the CLGOL fan group are amazing and I love you all forever♥️-C
Taglist: @yourlocalmusicalprostitute , @bismillahnah , @deakysmisfire , @queer-heart-attack , @everything-you-dont-wanna-be , @mercurycrowley , @ikbenplant , @xcdelilahxc , @chekovs-davy-jones-wig , @laedymoon , @manicpixydreamgirl , @jaylikesguavass , @brianskindofcheese
Yeah, I’ll do that or for bohemian rhapsody. People can filter it if they don’t want to see it, or I may post it at @ramimalick but you can always ask ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
girl’s day out with lucy boynton headcanon
requested by: @sophietsbastard
a/n: thank you so so much for requesting, love! hope you like it because i had too much fun writing this <3 also, i made the reader as ben’s girlfriend :)
p.s: the first parts of the headcanon is only me being extra lol
warning/s: sum swearing
*gif not mine!
- i can imagine lucy as your bestfriend would be really fun!
- you two met when your boyfriend ben asked you to come with him during the shooting of bohemian rhapsody, and she was just so sweet that you had to be friends with her
- when you did, you two instantly became the best of friends
- on a friday morning it was around 9 am, and you wake up without ben by your side
- you sit up and you get surprised when you see your boyfriend, he looks like he’s going out
- “mornin’ love. i’ll be goin’ out, i have shooting today. i bought breakfast for you, it’s on the table.”
- you’d smile at him, and he walks closer to kiss your lips.
- “thanks baby. stay safe, i love you.”
- he smiles and grabs his jacket
- “and i love you.”
- so after he went out, you grab your phone and go to the kitchen to eat breakfast
- but then your phone buzzed, your bestfriend lucy had texted you
lucy🤪💓: hey love! are you free today?
you: yup!! ben has shooting today and i’m bored
lucy🤪💓: haha same rami isn’t here he has shooting too :’(
lucy🤪💓: i’ll be there in 15 ;)
you: omg but i just woke up lmaooo i have to take a shower 😂
lucy🤪💓: haha okay 😂 after that let’s go out to the mall pleaseee?
you: how could i say no? 😔
lucy🤪💓: I LOVE YOU
you: HAHA LOVE YOU TOO
- after eating the breakfast ben had bought you, you went to your bathroom to take a shower
- while showering, you hear lucy’s voice outside the bathroom
- “girl, you take too long to take a shower.”
- “well i’m sorry i’m hygienic”
- you put a towel around your body and get out of the bathroom to see lucy smiling, ready to hug you
- “don’t hug me yet! i’m still wet and my towel might fall down because you hug too tight!”
- she lets out a laugh and rolls her eyes playfully
- “then i’ll hug you later!”
- oh, and she’d pick the outfits you’ll wear
- she has a really good fashion sense
- you’re so damn lucky to have her as your bestfriend
- after you dressed up, she insisted on doing your makeup
- while she’s doing your makeup you’d make faces to distract her and making her laugh
- “(y/n) stop!”
- now that you’re completely dressed up and had your makeup done, she hugs you so tight you could hardly breathe
- but it’s worth it, i mean it’s lucy hugging you sooo
- “let’s go!”
- you’d be on the passenger’s seat in her car while she drives
- and the songs blasting out from the radio of her car are queen songs
- as you and lucy arrive at the mall, you two would go shop for some clothes first (
- some fans would ask if they could take pictures with you and lucy, and you two would happily agree
- after shopping for some clothes, you’d go to a fancy restaurant and eat lunch
- you two would also talk about things
- especially about rami and ben!!!
- “i swear (y/n) if benjamin hurts you then i’m sorry but i might have to kill him.”
- “same goes for you lucy, if rami hurts you i swear to god.”
- and even laughing out loud in the restaurant, people giving you looks
- but you two don’t give two shits about it
- “honestly lucy, i’m quite jealous of joe. he gets to bring cardy b anytime he wants!”
- “cardy b? oh, cardboard ben?”
- “yeah :(”
- “dont worry, at least you have the real life ben.”
- “yeah :)”
- after eating, you and lucy head back to her car
- “where are we going next?”
- “hm, just gonna drive around town for an hour then i’ll drop you off at your flat because your boyfriend might kill me for not telling him you’re with me.”
- “oh, he’ll know soon.”
- while she was driving, you record yourself and lucy using your phone (which you’re going to post in instagram jsksjsks)
- “so right now i’m with lucy… and she’s my new girlfriend now.”
- lucy would join the fun and intertwine her fingers to yours, showing it to the camera
- “yup. so ben, how are you feeling hm?”
- you two laugh out loud
- “rami look at uUuUUuus- wait rami doesn’t even use his instagram! i can’t show you off, lucy!”
- “oh trust me, he will! i’m sure ben will send it to him.”
- after that, you immediately posted it on instagram with the caption, “big news for you all.”
- and some time later joe commented, which made you and lucy laugh so much tears were coming out from your eyes
@joe_mazzello: I-I can’t believe this. @benhardy will finally be mine!
— @yourusername: @joe_mazzello i’m afraid so, Joseph. you can throw away Cardy B now
— @joe_mazzello: @yourusername no.
- and finally, the moment you’ve been waiting for
- “BEN COMMENTED OH FUCK”
@benhardy: I can’t believe this (Y/N) how dare you
— @yourusername: @benhardy i’m sorry HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU
— @benhardy: @yourusername love you too, I guess 🙄😂
— @joe_mazzello: @yourusername @benhardy NO FAIR.
- honestly you look forward in spending more time with her in the future
- it’s just so fun being with lucy and you forget all the negative thoughts
- but then again, you’re so damn lucky to have her as a bestfriend in your life <3
- and yes, a love triangle started between you, ben and lucy, along with joe, gwilym, rami and cardboard ben. 😂 (ofc it’s just a joke hssksjsk)
Your weekly Queen/BoRhap Fan post (one day early)
- Brian May is bloody brilliant. If you want proof just go listen to Sail Away Sweet Sister (which is probably not his best song but is my personal favorite)
- Oh and ‘39. I nearly cried. Jesus Brian how do you manage this???
- How could people say the editing on BoRhap was bad?? I was in awe the whole time I was watching of how good it was
- Watch count: 8. It’ll be 9 later.
- ROGER. WHY. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE. HOW. DARE. YOU.
- Really though, going back to that first one, go listen to Sail Away Sweet Sister. Brian’s voice and the guitar on this song are just so melodic and beautiful and meaningful when connected to the lyrics. So go listen to it right now. (I think I’ll send it to my sister when she graduates high school)
- Go follow @irvinis!!! They have the most amazing Queen fanart I’ve ever seen in my life and I can’t get over it.
- I’m writing a book. Queen is a subject. Prepare yourself for tons of random facts and possibly pictures.
- “You’re an overgrown schoolboy” in Death on Two Legs 😂 I need to know which of them wrote this who was it??
Ok but rami and Lucy ALWAYS look iconic as fuck like ?? God really be picking favorites 😩
I see a little silhouetto of a plant,
(skaramoosh, skaramoosh, what even is a fandango??)
Thunderbolt and lighting, Rinnegan very frightening
(the fuck’s a Galileo?? Galileooo~)
(I’m skipping that part it looks stupid.. MagnificoOOOOOOOooOoO!)
I’m just a poor plant, mother why did you leave me
( He’s just a poor plant, from a poor god tree )
( Spare him his life from humanity’s monstrosity~ )
Easy come, easy go, Shiro let me goooo
what? no! you’re my buddy >:(
Am I doing this right? *sweats*
« How many Galileos do you want? »
This gif doesn’t belong to me.
Series summary : Y/n, a native to London England, gets asked by the legend himself, Freddie Mercury, to help manage the band. Obviously she accepts, and it ends up being the best decision she has ever made. Quickly she becomes close with each member of the band, Roger Taylor specifically…
Chapter Summary : Queen has a meeting with EMI records to discuss Queen’s second album. Afterwards y/n goes back to Roger’s house for some tea.
Word Count : 4.6k
Pairings : Ben!Roger Taylor x Reader
Warnings : Swearing, SMUT,
a/n - Sorry it took so long to update! This chapter is MUCH longer than usual, but that’s because so much shit is about to go down…
a year of the borhap cast: 292/365
so i wrote an au based on this post, because apparently i like to hurt myself. you can read it if you like to hurt yourself too.
no warnings, just fluff
A/N: this is an au in which roger is ben’s dad, and for the sake of ease/clarity/my laziness, his mum is a fictional woman. i didn’t want to get bogged down in research and step-parents and exploring those relationship cause this is just a light-hearted wee blurb. don’t get mad about it. right. that’s the admin done with.
Don‘t be sad if you can be fabulous, Darling
what to do when you‘re sad…
Freddie: He can‘t stand seeing someone unhappy so he immediately drops everything and rushes to your side. He loves to sing to himself when he‘s sad so he does the same for you. Even though you‘re insisting that you can‘t even hit a single note he‘ll keep telling you how wonderful your voice is. Then he‘ll gently wipes the tears of your face, playfully wraps a feathered scarf around your neck, grabs your hands and starts spinning you around until you both collapse on the floor, laughing.
Brian: When you come to him upset he suggests to take you for a walk outside. He takes your hand and tells you little stories about flowers or small animals you see along the way. He would never pressure you but when the fresh air clears your head and you are finally ready to talk about what bothers you he listens intently while stroking your palm gently with his thumb. He will always make you feel like you‘re the most important person in the world.
Roger: When he sees you moping around he will scoop you up, throw you over his shoulder and takes you for a ride in his car. He’ll put on your favorite songs on the radio and then you’ll stop at your favorite place so he can get you a milkshake and chocolate cake to cheer you up. While eating candy he cracks some jokes that you’re finally laughing so hard the milkshake comes out of your nose. He ignores the hot blonde waitress and tells you that even with mascara all over your face you‘re the most beautiful girl in the room.
John: When he realizes you‘re upset, he hugs you and sits down with you in the kitchen where he can make you a cup of tea while asking you what‘s wrong. He is the best listener and makes sure you don’t forget to take care of yourself (eating, drinking, sleeping). When you‘re tired from crying, he sits by your bed, holding your hand and waiting for you to fall asleep. He won‘t leave in case you wake up even though his arm went numb.
haven‘t had the best day today, so this just popped up in my head…
Okay so this one was a bit of a struggle cause when it comes to John I can’t help but write a bit of fluff because c'mon LOOK AT HIM. HE’S A CINNAMON ROLL!!!! BUT THERE IS A DARK THEME STILL IN THIS STORY SUCH AS ABUSE AND A SCENE OF AN ALMOST ATTEMPT RAPE (Not with Deacy but another character) so IF THIS MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, DON’T. READ. IT!!! My feelings won’t be hurt if you skip this part cause again I felt nervous writing it. So other than that, that’s all I have to say, hope you all enjoy this part and I hope to have Brian’s and the LAST HALLOWQUEEN fic up hopefully next weekend or before Halloween.
As you are walking around you suddenly come across one of the kids you recognized from the show during the pipe player’s routine. She was a little girl around 4-5 years old with blonde hair and green eyes holding a brown rabbit plushie in a blue trench coat. You notice how she’s frantically looking around and her face is in absolute fear. Feeling heartbroken seeing a little girl so scared in a pretty scary place like this, you walk up to her.
“Hey sweetie.” She turns to look at you and she greets you shyly.
“My name’s (y/n), what’s yours?”
“Well it’s nice to meet you Laura. Are you lost sweetie?”
“I was trying to look for my daddy, but I think I lost him in the crowd. He told me to head back but I forgot my bunny Mr. Wiggles here. I just found him and now I can’t find my daddy!” She begins to tear up so you comfort her.
“Hey, hey it’s okay. It’s okay. We can look for him together, okay?” she sniffled and said.
“Of course. Here take my hand so we don’t get separated okay. I’d hate to lose you to a place like this.” She wiped her nose on her sleeve and takes your hand. As you walk around, you ask her what she can remember that her dad looked like.
But she can only remember that he had dark brown hair. So that ruled out some of the people that were in the audience and left with what over 1000 more to go. Soon you both hear a voice.
I love Roger Taylor