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lighthousepigeons · 11 months
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Jules: Don't you just hate men sometimes? They can be so useless!
Ava: Right? They're terrible!
Stella: 100%
Bridget: Definitely.
Alex, Josh and Christian:
Rhys:
Bridget: Not you Rhys, you're perfect!
The other girls: Honestly, he is!
Alex, Josh and Christian: Wh-
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severe-kitty · 10 months
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Adeline: it's dark i'm scared
Zade: don't worry bae i got this, Sibby?
Sibby: *stomps foot*
Sibby: *sketchers light up*
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lilyysilvaax · 10 months
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[At Eldorian Royal Hospital]
*All the Twisted men and girls waiting outside*
Rhys : *while passing around the room* God… I want my baby to be safe but my princess to be safe too.
Alex : Calm down Larsen. It is a normal thing.
Rhys : SAYS THE ONE WHO DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HIS WIFE’S WATER BROKE.
Alex :
Christian : Rhys calm down. Have the royals polished away your gruffness?
Rhys : SAYS THE MAN WHO IS GONNA EAT BACK HIS OWN WORDS IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE.
*Everyone hearing Bridget shriek again*
Rhys : That’s it I am going in.
*sees the baby’s head out between Bridget’s legs and faints*
Everyone :
Jules : *clicking a picture* OH NOW THIS IS A STORY ALRIGHT.
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tsunamigongs · 10 months
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Fourth Wing fake tweets p2 bc these are fun to make lol / Part 1
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w-i-n-l-l-i-f-o-r · 1 year
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Bunny: Freaks out after finding out his friends murdered a guy.
Me: "Alright, that’s pretty normal. Doesn’t make him a bad guy or anyth-“
Bunny: *Takes advantage of Henry, is a homophobic twat to Francis, accuses Camilla of engaging in twincest, exaggerates Charles’s drinking habits and portrays him as an alcoholic, is a classist dickhead to Richard and is generally exploitative of the whole friend group.*
Me: “Let’s kill this son of a bitch”
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justsimpleaestetic · 1 year
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A fantasy rom-com from Elfhame
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battinscnz · 4 months
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𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑵 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 & 𝑵𝑰𝑲𝑶𝑳𝑨𝑰 𝑺𝑶𝑲𝑶𝑳𝑶𝑽: 𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑴 𝑨𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑪
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readsbydes · 2 years
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I'll be like "I can fix him" and it's Henry Winter.
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snehadarkacademia · 2 years
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I think my biggest red flag is being able to read smut at the dinner table with a straight face.
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dltnr · 7 months
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unravelingthepages · 2 years
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lighthousepigeons · 8 months
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Sibby, on the phone: Hey Zade, can I borrow $5000?
Zade: Why do you need $5000?
Sibby: An escape room.
Zade: What kind of escape room costs $5000?
Sibby:
Sibby: Jail.
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severe-kitty · 10 months
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Brandon: it's dark i'm scared
Nikolai: don't worry bae i got this
Nikolai: *stomps foot*
Nikolai: *sketchers light up*
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lilyysilvaax · 10 months
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Morana : *looking dreamily at a wedding photo shoot* Must be nice.
Tristan :
[The next day]
Tristan : Get ready.
Morana : Why?
Tristan : For a wedding photo shoot.
Morana : *laughing* I MEANT THE WEDDING NOT THE PHOTO SHOOT-
Tristan :
Morana : *annoyed* Marry me already. Bastard… even your sister is married.
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misssclumsy · 1 year
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Buying books, Reading books, annotating books and keeping it to myself is all i do
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reebslibrary · 9 months
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me : i hate clichés
author : they were supposed to kill each other but fell in love instead
me, sobbing : omg they were supposed to kill each other but fell in love instead
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