Rooting for more than one hockey team sucks. Like should I be happy the Leafs won? Probably, but I’m not because the Bruins lost.
okay… the generally-unlucky customized jersey lost us the previous game. the Chaotic Rat Jersey lost us tonight’s game. the Original Rat Jersey saw the infamous game 7 and may never watch a game again as long as it lives. the destroyed Reebok jersey is retired from service. so… what fucking jersey can I wear for next time? none of them are viable right now.
Brad has a lesbian haircut.
PASTA SAID FUCK THE LEAFS
HEINEN MY BABY
ratley kevin trying to fight? that’s my sexuality
a THIRD power play c’mon guys jesus christ
backes had nowhere to go therefore he should simply not be in the box!!!
don’t worry guys, the leafs will blow their lead by the third period and the bruins will pull through
i’ve made the conclusion that the bruins are all sharing one braincell tonight.
rip johnsson - is that dude ok? all hate aside
not gonna lie, that’s a pretty bouncy puck if i do say so myself
*guy in stands* someone kill [marchand]! that guy’s a douchebag!
takes one to know one, asshole
a second power play??? can the bruins actually score
JAKE DEBRUSK MY MANS REALLY CAME THROUGH HUH
I’ve invented a whole new tumblr tag for myself and my current problem, because no matter which jersey I wear to watch games in I get punished by the hockey gods somehow