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giggly-squiggily · 2 months

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Could you do True Love and XOXO with ler!Rika and lee!reader if possible? I'm so gay for her God I love women

{Candy Heart Prompts: OFFICIALLY CLOSED!}

God me too- I love woman so much kjarjejkarjkejrk This was so fun to write AHH! I've gotcha covered, friend! :D

XOXO- "Hey, do you like raspberries?" + True Love: "I could do this all day"

“Rika!” You yelled out as you raced to your shared bedroom, finding said woman lounging. “I’m home!”

“So you are- whoa!” She barely had time to put her phone down before you catapulted into bed, bouncing her slightly. “Excited to see me, are ya?”

You nodded, burrowing under the blankets and snuggling close to your girlfriend, practically vibrating with glee. “I’m always excited to see you! You’re the love of my life, my sun and moon, the air I breathe-”

“(Y/N)..” She gently pulled the blanket back, watching you amused. “Did you have caffeine today?”

“....Maybe?” You offered, grinning when she laughed. “Can’t I be happy to see my girl?”

“Of course you can, you’re just really really hyped up right now. You’re like a Skitty with the zoomies!” Rika snorted as you buried yourself in the blankets once more. “I think I might have a way to help you release some of it…” “Oh?” You blinked as she sat up, eyes dancing. “Rika?”

“(Y/N), tell me something.” She grinned. “Do you like raspberries?”

That’s all she said before chaos erupted.

“Wait, wait wait don’t you dare- AHehahahhahahah!” You shrieked as she shoved up your shirt, taking a deep breath before blowing a massive raspberry into your skin. “Rihihiihihihikahahahhahaha!”

“Whaat~ I’m just helping you out!” She laughed against your skin, taking another breath and blowing once more. “God, I can do this all day, you’re so cute!”

“Ahehahahhahaha!” You didn’t have the words to respond, so you opted for squealing with mirth, loosely grabbing at her hair in your attempt to push her head away from your stomach. “Rihihihihika pleahhahhaase, I’m cahahhalm nohoohohoohw!”

“Are you sure?” She sat up to look at you, grinning at your giggly expression. “Alright, alright…well, maybe just one more-”

“RIHIHIIHKA!” You cackled when she blew one final raspberry, growing sleepy as she sat up and pulled you in her arms. “Ehehehe..ehheehhee..Iihi’m hahahpy to be home.”

“Hehe, yeah. Welcome home, babe.”

#Candy Heart Valentine Event #chve2k24 #tickle #tickle dabble #fluff #rika pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #reader #rika x reader #I love Rika so much she is my wife akjrkjaekjrakjjketa

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yaboyhoney · 1 year

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Hello, how about Piers with a reader who has blond hair and blue eyes and is also taller at about 195 cm (6'4" ft) maybe a little silly but loves him a lot (gender neutral)

I just love piers

Piers x Blonde Tall Reader!

People love making fun of Piers when they find what his partner looks like. But not because of any negative connotation addressing you, just simply because of how polarizing opposite you are compared to him.

It's very much like the tropes of a peppy cheerleader with the goth individual. Think happy golden retriever that's big and loud with a black cat. You are sunny, outgoing, and filled with the brim with energy! You happen to be a rather gorgeous individual as well, being a tall blonde GN person. Your androgynous appearance caught Piers' attention when he caught you at one of his shows.

Not to be rude, but Piers made the wrong assumption about you. Not based on your gender or sex but rather your clothes. You were dressed very cute, think Sanrio characters, with stickers adorning your face, wearing a gorgeous embroidered beret. You are verrry different compared to how the people in Spikemuth dress up.

He thought you were the kind of influencer that comes into Spikemuth to make fun of the grungy nature of the city but instead? You find yourself immersed in it, having a dark-type pokemon on your team as well.

you were in the front row to his concert and he could see you singing along to his songs, knowing every word and bouncing your head and clapping your head to the rhythm of the beat.

Later after the show, he catches you trying to buy merchandise. They ran out of t-shirts in your size. :(

so he decides to give you his. He just. Takes off his shirt and hands to you. As a joke you offer him yours but he takes it. For some reason he just wears it right away. You burst out laughing at his deadpan expression and ask him for his number.

That's the story of how you two started dating after exchanging shirts, him dressed in an oversized pink skitty sweater and you wearing his shirt. You keep his shirt to this day, wearing it when you go to sleep.

#piers x reader #pokemon piers x reader #pokemon x reader #gn reader #thanks for the ask!#my writing

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scorchieart · 2 years

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Happy birthday Scorchie!! 🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉🐂🎉 Have some Altaria wing pats for your troubles! ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ And while I got Pokemon on your mind, could you tell us what teams the princes would have and how they found each other? I know you'll just fill it up with cute wholesomeness!

The Ikepri Prince's Pokémon Teams

Oh, my dear Ox-Anon, you've done it again. Leave it to you to give me another fun prompt! Tbh, I've actually been wondering about these myself for a bit so this is a good chance to get it down in writing. I very much want to expand upon how the guys picked these teams and the kind of world they'd live in if pokemon were around, but I also don't want this response to be too terribly long or technical so I'll leave it at 3 per prince:

1 based off their crest

1 based off their personality

1 wildcard if they were allowed legendaries or mythicals

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Jin Grandet

Braviary: Eagle pokemon, can't get any more direct than that. The two of them probably lounge together and snooze on the rooftop all the time, avoiding responsibilities and driving Sariel crazy. But they step up to the plate when they're needed and never back down.

Wobbuffet: Hear me out, Wobbuffet is all about nonviolence and it puts itself in the line of fire to deflect attacks away from its allies. It's also really chill and silly, so I think Jin could bond with it well.

Latios: Because Jin's the big brother of the bunch and is always looking out for the rest of them.

Chevalier Michel

Luxray: Of course, he has a level 100 shiny one with perfect stats and IVs, best nature, and EV trained to the max. There aren't a lot of tiger pokemon and Chevalier doesn't seem like the Incineroar type.

Chandelure: I can just imagine Chevalier staying up late at night in his personal library reading with this guy floating around. A quiet reading buddy and personal guard. Plus it can help calm his icy atmosphere since it's a fire type.

Raikou: Another electric type? It looks like a tiger tho, and it's a legendary beast, and it matches his aesthetic quite a bit.

Clavis Lelouch

Liepard: The only leopard pokemon I can think of, though I haven't really been paying much attention to the later generations. But hey, it's a delinquent and it's purple!

Mime Jr. or Rotom: I honestly can't decide, but I'm just thinking of pokemon that are mischievous and jolly by nature. Someone who can keep up with his antics and able to play a big role in them, but still be small enough to hide in his pocket when it comes time to make an escape. Mime Jr. has the advantage of being able to mimic all the complicated maneuvers Clavis does while Rotom has the bonus of being able to hide in and/or possess furniture and the like.

Suicune: A second legendary beast to rival Chevalier's Raikou. The purple thingy reminds me of Clavis's silky hair.

Leon Dompteur

Pyroar: A lot more lion options to choose from (haha, pokemon co. playing favorites?) He'd have a male one that's regal and friendly. Whenever they tour the kingdom, children flood the streets just to meet and play with them.

Salamence: Baby Bagon's a tiny dragon that always dreamed of flying. I think Leon related to it's struggle and helped it train until it finally grew into a magnificent and powerful Salamence. I bet they take regular flights through the clouds to clear their minds (think Hiccup and Toothless).

Solgaleo: Leon's constantly described as being warm and bright as the sun, so I think this fits the best. Got some sky symbolism going for it, too.

Yves Kloss

Delcatty: I can just imagine Yves bouncing around with a pink Skitty as a kid and them entering contests together. And the move Assist fits because he's always praising the strengths of his brothers.

Alcremie: A sweet pokemon to partner up with him in the kitchen. You bet Jin and Luke have tried to take a bite out of it more than once, and that sends Yves into a fritz.

Jirachi: Yves would definitely befriend Jirachi and share his deepest wishes with it, praying and praying they'd be granted every night before bed. Because Jirachi only awakens for a few days once every 1000 years, it is said that whoever meets one is incredibly lucky. But Yves wouldn't think of it like that when the time comes to say goodbye. (Ok, this got real heavy out of nowhere, let's continue...)

Licht Klein

Lucario: Lucario is calm, cool, composed, and an excellent fighter, just like our Licht. They're also both deadly efficient and see things through to the end, even if the end means sacrificing themselves (Hang on, I thought we agreed no more of the sad feels!) AND they both like chocolate! (Nailed it.)

Espeon: Gotta go with the naming conventions here; the Eeveelution for the daytime. It's also graceful and reserved, just like he is.

Zacian: The ancient pokemon of legend that protected the land from calamity with its legendary sword alongside its brother.

Nokto Klein

Zoroark: A tricky shapeshifting fox dark as night and based off of the mythical kitsune? Sounds like Nokto, hook line and sinker.

Umbreon: It's quick, sneaky, and strikes at the perfect opportunity. Paralleling Licht's Espeon but in the night. You just know when they were still Eevees they used to mess around with Yves.

Zamazenta: The ancient pokemon of legend that protected the land from calamity with its legendary shield alongside its brother.

Luke Randolph

Ursaring: These 2 were made for each other, seriously. Big bears, love honey, button-nose-adorable as kids... this stuff writes itself.

Vespiquen: Another honey-related pokemon, but I think Luke could tame her. Maybe he and Teddiursa used to raid her hive back when she was a Combee, and once she evolved they had a final showdown where he eventually captured her. It took a while to get on her good side after that, though.

Celebi: Free spirited, lives in the forest, and is a massive napper. Yes, I think they'd be great friends.

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Can you tell I've been starved to talk about Pokemon for a while? Oh, How I wish I could just spend the entire day wrapped up in some floofy clouds...

Thank you bud for the kind wishes, and I hope you liked this list! Rock on!

(Check out my Ikemen Prince Writing Master list here! And if you want to send me a request, please check the details here!)

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little-buggy-boy · 1 year

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hello! so bouncing off of the post about kanto region pokemon not having updated dex entries… i am a researcher doing extensive work on mew. i’m getting frustrated because there have been no new resources on mew. can you help me? we know: mew can learn any move and is thought to be the ancestor of all pokemon, can make itself invisible, only appears to those pure of heart, and there are still apparently occasional sightings of it today. also we know that its hair is very fine but personally i haven’t been able to locate a sample myself at any pokelab and i’ve contacted every reputable professor.. but anyway.. can you help me to write an updated entry for mew? it would help me so much with my research! thank you!

Hello! Very excited to meet a fellow researcher! Unfortunately I haven’t done much research on Mew so I don’t have any groundbreaking info. But I do have this tidbit from the neighborhood;

There is a rumor I’ve heard from some school kids around my area that one of them saw Mew, but I am unsure of this since a lost Skitty was recently found in the forest they claimed to have seen Mew in.

I’ll for sure do some more research and write up an entry when I get the time though! Thank you for contacting me!

Best luck on your journeys!

#mew #answered #unreality tw

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hoshi-neko-hikari · 11 months

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🔴 Poof! Hikari's a Skitty.

Hikari gasped when she was now turned into a skitty.

“Nya! Nya nya!” She bounced happily and chased her tail.

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ranger-rai · 1 year

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Cold Eyes, Warm Food pt.5

“Do you want a refill?”

Tia’s mind had been flooded with thoughts of worry and confusion at the thought of another potential stranger attempting to challenge her to a social bout of confidence, however his question had absolutely taken her by surprise.

She had finally looked him in the eyes for the first time and she was greeted with a smile as he reached for her nearly empty glass.

Her eyes darted between him and the glass for a moment before she silently nodded. The ability to verbalize seemed to escape her as it usually would in a social confrontation.

“Oi, if you’re makin’ more.” Vea said with a slight muffle as she continued chewing her meal, she wouldn't admit it to his face but this was turning into the best meal she’s had since being in Sinnoh.

“I would LOVE more if you have any!” Konani lifted her cup in addition to her crimson haired friend. It was rare for her to find such an earthy beverage that suited her tastes so well, and she was more than happy to partake.

“Alright! I’m so glad you all like them! I’ll be right back.” Rai had taken their cups and placed them on top of his Porygon’s tray, as they made their way back to the kitchen.

The three women watched as he was just out of view before initiating their informal review.

“He’s so nice!” Konani chuckled. Despite her size and demeanor, she was actually quite nervous over such an interesting looking individual.

“Lil’ too nice if ya ask me.” Vea smirked. She had begun to slow down a bit with her meal, but that didn't stop her instincts of wanting to stab the meat on her plate a bit.

“What’s wrong with someone being nice? Maybe he is just really good at customer service?” The skitty-eyed woman suggested, always trying to find the bright side to people.

“Nobody’s that nice. Now without wanting sumthin anyway.” Vea remained skeptical as she crossed her arms, sinking back into her chair.

There was a momentary silence that was only cut by the sound of nature and three chomping Dragon Type pokemon.

Noticing the silence from her trainer, the Noivern, known as Mercy, quickly scurried over to Tia, pressing her nose into her human’s cheek to show her affection.

The so-called “Ice Queen” was feeling pretty warm at this moment as she broke the silence with a soft laughter, only stopping as she managed to get her partner to calm down. For the years they have known each other, this duo had always been able to read each other so well. They relied on each other and trusted one another.

Tia knew that if her partner had a good feeling about this man, then they had nothing to worry about. Her thoughts were beginning to learn as she sat there stroking her dragons head, gaining a light purr as a result.

“Mercy thinks he is nice, so I think he’s nice.” Tia explained to her friends with a content smile on her face. They really couldn't argue with her. Her instincts were usually on point, and they had gotten them out of more problems than anything.

“Then it's decided! He’s nice!” Konani put a period behind this debate with a smile as she bounced a bit in her chair in excitement.

Her excitement was short-lived as she began looking down at the table. Her shoulders had dropped much lower, and her mood began to follow.

“If only we could fix our manager problem this easily.”

“Are you still on bout that?!” Vea launched herself forward to slap the table, surprising everyone from human to pokemon, even the small table of Starly.

Konani was a bit shaken at this. She had no problems if strangers or jerks tried to cause her problems, but her friends…this was beginning to hurt her…

“We’r all stressed bout it, and when you keep bringing it up, it just makes me more stressed! Why don't you just drop it alright!” Vea snapped at her muscular friend, this was the gift and the curse of their friendship and their unique personalities.

Konani was very sensitive to others emotions and could find ways to empathize and de-escalate situations when she was on her game, however she would also feel sadness and pain just as strongly something all three of them had been feeling for a while with this day, this moment becoming a breaking point.

Vea was very vocal about how she felt, which was perfect for getting what she wanted. However, she had a hard time controlling her passionate spirit, which usually fired up her team, her friends. However, her rage was like real fire, and when you get too close, you might get burned.

“S’not like we had a chance anyway. We got lucky to get ere’ and our luck’s run out. Unless you all know how we can get someone powerful and rich to put us through.”

The table grew silent once more as the reality of Vea’s complaints were harsh but not untrue. How could they afford to continue as a team without sponsors or someone who could manage a whole professional team. They needed that kind of funding. Maybe they had it, maybe if someone spoke up. Maybe they could put up with them for just a little bit.

These thoughts ran through Tia’s head. She wouldn't let down this team. They were her friends, her family!

She bit her lip as she quickly thought of her next moves. She was not sure if this would be smart, but it could help them.

“I-”

*Ahem*

A familiar male voice had interrupted her announcement. The apron wearing Pokemon Ranger had returned with a tray in one hand and his shiny Porygon at his side.

“Here are your refills, as promised.” He lowered his tray to deliver the three specialty drinks which they happily took. The mood of the moment had become sour, but you wouldn't have noticed due to the way they switched their attitudes so easily as if it had been rehearsed.

Rai had looked over the scene for a moment before he turned to his Porygon and grabbed a second tray, removing the plate of food and placing it before the ladies.

On the plate sat a small stack of familiar, savory looking pancakes that definitely got Vea’s attention.

“This is one of the house’s specialty dishes. ‘Wrappa con Queso’, typically served with meat, beans, or cheese inside, we only had enough left over for the cheese variation so these are good for any non-meat eaters.” He explained as he looked at Konani when discussing the benefits for non-meat eaters.

The savory pancake-like treats were fresh off of the grill as a light sizzle could still be heard along with some lightly fried cheese bubbling in conjunction with the noise.

The aroma captivated the women, each unable to resist the allure as they quickly each reached for a wrap, not quite grasping the level of heat coming off of them as they quickly fumbled them onto their plate. A few minor yelps in pain were uttered. However, they were completely forgotten as they each took a bite of the cheesy creation.

A symphony of satisfied grunts and sighs was orchestrated, putting a content grin on the ranger's face. However, it couldn't last long as he felt the need to speak up.

*Ahem*

This had stopped his patrons in their tracks, some of which had full cheeks, but he had their full attention.

“So it might not be my place to say anything, but do you all need some help with your current situation?” He had tried to walk through that sentence as carefully as he could, but he was pretty much aware of the response he was likely to get.

“Merf uff pyin un uffs?!” *(Were you spying on us?!)

That was the exact response he was expecting, and from the Maroon-haired one of the trio. She had done the most talking since they got there, and he expected she would do a lot more during this conversation.

“No, no, I wasn't spying on you.” Rai was attempting to defend himself and to avoid a serious confrontation at this moment.

It seemed as though someone else wanted to avoid a confrontation as he had turned to see his Porygon trying to sneak away.

He quickly reached over and held the low-polygon pokemon in front of the women, most of whom were still enjoying the meal but were now confused at the presence of their small server.

“I believe you have all met Skip.” Rai presented the digital pokemon who attempted to struggle away for a moment before admitting defeat, letting the squares he called feet just dangle there.

“He’s one of my partners, and he has this little bad habit of recording just about anything he can and remixing it later for jokes.” He explained while trying to scold his pokemon, who could only chuckle at the handy work he was so proud to produce.

“While I was preparing your food, he must have been listening in on your conversations and felt like recording the whole thing, which he knows is wrong!”

“Someone will be losing their screen time for a few days. Now I think it's time you apologized.” The ranger had delivered his verdict on Skip’s punishment, giving a stern look which clearly worked on the polygonal pokemon.

“S-s-s-s *Bzzzzt* I’m sorry.” He apologized with a low hanging head.

The trio was more impressed by how well the Porygon could communicate, and once they understood more of its background they found it hard to be completely upset at him, Konani even giving him a reassuring head pat.

Rai had sent Skip off to finish some work inside, to which he obliged, accompanied by some background music that he had recorded some time ago. Even when in trouble, he would still prove to be a little goofball.

“So how much do you know about our business?” Vea immediately shot at the ranger, not one to wait around or play nice when someone is sticking their nose where it didn't belong.

“What she means is, we have a lot going on, and it’s nothing you need to concern yourself with. We’ll be alright, we just need some time…” Konani had tried to spin her friend’s aggressive approach into a more soft rejection but she was still finding it hard to put a positive spin on this whole situation.

Rai glanced over all three women, noticing their various expressions with the muscular woman appearing the most affected and a death glare coming from the maroon haired woman with the heavy Galarian accent.

His eyes had finally rested on Tia, who had been laser focused on him this whole time. This was his first time noticing her intense glare. Something about her felt different. Her eyes were intense, but he could feel a sense of determination brimming off of her.

“From what I heard, you three don't exactly have a lot of time. Clearly, you three aren't from around here, and I’d gladly offer any advice or help, but I don't even know who you are or what you do. Is it important?” Rai had asked the big questions that this trio seemed happy to answer.

All three women had stood up, surprising Rai as they had been pretty complacent in their seats for a while.

“Who are we?” Tia spoke in a stern but soft voice. The question didn't feel directed but rather like a segway.

“Wer’ the rising stars of the sports world! Vea added in, pointing high to the sky to emphasize their point.

“Our skills are unmatched and our determination unmeasurable! Konani added in as she tapped a fist to her chest.

“Name’s Vea, the Fiery Wrecker!” The crimson haired woman called out.

“I’m Konani, the Voice of the Land! The Skitty-eyed woman announced, positioning herself near her fiery friend.

“And she is our beauty and grace in the skies-”

“She’ll freeze your heart n’ soul in place. Our Ice Queen, Tia!” The tall, plum haired woman took her place next to her friends, a confident smile crept up on her face.

“We are…” Tia spoke once more,

“Team Wild Dragoon!” They called out in unison. Clearly, they had rehearsed this opening, and their smiles displayed just how proud they were of it.

Rai stared at the trio, collecting his thoughts over the display he just saw. He brought his hand to his chin and began thinking for a second before realization finally hit him.

“Never heard of you.”

#ranger rai #pokemon ranger #the ranger base #pokemon #ask me anything #ask me a question #sinnoh #rai headcanon #Tia #Konani #Vea #cold eyes warm food #warm food #cold eyes #writing #story

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teamrockethr · 1 month

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@skullkxd sent:

AC fryer comes trotting along today, looking particularly smug. She bounces right up to Lark, fangs ready, when —

“Hey! Wait up!”

— the eevee looks up at them with a smile. Little asshole.

Ree comes wheeling up behind the shadow Pokémon not long after. The eevee hops right into their lap, and chirps

“Oh… hey, Lark. Were you playin with AC?”

Fucking AC Fryer.

The thought of scruffing her like a skitty crosses their mind, just briefly, before Ree wheels into their view.

"Something like that," they mumbled, their unlit cigarette bouncing as they spoke. Seeing Ree was a relief. Seeing AC was a.. not a curse, but goddamn, if she wasn't a stressor. They had just fixed trousers she bit a hole in.

"Good to see you, Ree. Are you doing.. okay?"

#ic;; do you have a minute?#skullkxd

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dreamball-teams · 2 months

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A team for Mod’s Second Cat from Real Life, requested by Anonymous!

Pidove - It's forgetful and not very bright, but many Trainers love it anyway for its friendliness and sincerity.

Scraggy - Proud of its sturdy skull, it suddenly headbutts everything, but its weight makes it unstable, too.

Igglybuff - It has a soft and bouncy body. Once it starts bouncing, it becomes impossible to stop.

Linoone - It charges prey at speeds over 60 mph. However, because it can only run straight, it often fails.

Impidimp - They live in groups, pestering and playing pranks on each other to polish their troublemaking skills.

Skitty - Skitty has the habit of becoming fascinated by moving objects and chasing them around. This Pokémon is known to chase after its own tail and become dizzy.

Details:

A team built around a cat who rockets around my home running into walls and sitting on top of my other cat. What can I say? He stares at his treats like he expects them to jump into his mouth. He’d not exactly deep or complex.

#pokemon teams #cat

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taraelghrimwilliams · 1 year

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Every day is a little more painful than the last these days. I know that my choices lead me here. That my suffering is a creation of my own design. But I'm still tired. So very, very tired. I want her back. I would do anything. I would change anything about my identity. Fuck being trans, fuck being bi, I'd go back into the closet in a heartbeat if it meant having her back.

But life doesn't work that way. And as much as I want to beg and plead and grovel for her to give me another chance, I know that won't fix anything. Even if she did pity me enough to take me back, I'm still sick. I'm still useless. I'm still broken. This is why I'm still not sure if I want to get better for myself. I know I want to get better. And I know I have to let my ex go. But part of me is still clinging on to her.

Memories of Pokemon, how she gave me her shiny MewTwo back when X/Y were new, how I named a skitty after her and never evolved it since she thought Delcatty was less cute. Memories of Mass Effect, her absolute favorite game series back in the day, and how we would make jokes about some of the funnier quotes. Memories of the computer class we took together, which was how we met in the first place. How we would hold hands under the table during class.

Those happy memories sting like a cloud of hornets swarming at my heart. If I had just gotten myself together. I could have fixed things. I could have fixed myself. But I let myself sink too deep.

I still want to get better. But I don't know how. It's all so overwhelming. Especially when I feel like I don't deserve to get better. I've had years to get mental help for my PTSD. To get therapy to heal from my sexual assault as a child. But I didn't. I wallowed in it. I allowed it to control my life. I don't even know what parts of my personality are myself and what parts are the trauma. Maybe I never did.

How do I heal? How do I survive? How do I stop feeling like I deserve this? Do I deserve this? Has sixteen years of suffering in silence not been enough? If there really is a God, do you think they relish in my suffering? I hope so. At least then someone will benefit from this.

I keep bouncing between being hopeful and being hopeless. And more and more, it's been the latter. I hope one day I can look back on those memories without tearing up.

I'm sorry for rambling. I just needed to get this all out somewhere. Anywhere. Goodnight. Hopefully my heart will feel less cold when I wake up to the chilly interior of my car in the burning m morning. I can only hope...

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ask-undertaledeltarune · 2 years

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Skitty: (is causally bouncing around like a ping pong ball) WEEEEEEEEEEE Wooper: ok now that looks fun (starts bouncing around like a ping pong ball with skitty) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*BACK🤺 BACK I SAY🤺🤺🤺

-Chara

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the-insanity-of-mojiru · 4 years

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@becksterres said something like “Sasara looks like a skitty” and one thing led to another.

#Hypnosis Microphone #Hypnosis Mic #Dotsuitare Honpo #Rosho needs to sit down and take a nap #Meanwhile the real Sasara and Rei are like sitting in Rosho's house like 'I see no problem with this'#Skitty just follows Rosho around and taps his head against a pokeball like 'you are my human now'#The mightyena tricks Rosho into following him and the skitty has to full tackle Rosho to stop him #Initiate the pokemon battle so Rosho has no choice but to throw a pokeball at the mightyena #Now Rosho is just stuck with a skitty that bounces up and down and a mightyena who constantly doesn't listen #Why is the only things I've been drawing for Hypmic memes?#I swear I have actual serious things #I just can only think of memes and I need to be stopped #Insanity Draws #Insanity of Mojiru #becksterres

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triniteevee · 2 years

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Adaman’s Guide to Responsible Family Planning

(adaman x reader;

notes: established relationship, takes place about a year before guide to making the most of your time, reader isn’t explicitly mentioned as afab but may be interpreted as so, crackfic)

Without breaking eye contact, Arezu bitterly pops the balloons one by one. The deafening pops combined with the fury in her eyes makes you wince.

“We were promised a child.”

Like a meek Skitty, you cower behind your boyfriend.

“You weren’t promised anything. Also, don’t say it like that.” Adaman snaps. “What exactly have you been telling people while we were gone?”

The Warden, honest-to-Sinnoh, literally hisses back.

Before Arezu could threaten to bring her scissors out on him, Mai intervenes and pulls her away.

Adaman immediately thanks her, but Mai has an even more menacing glare, and cuts him off.

“I’m disappointed too.”

You could vaguely hear the redhead mutter out the words ‘might as well cut them off if he’s not using them’.

Sabi is the next to approach the two of you. Hands clasped behind her back, feet bouncing in a kind of dance as she always does, she looked like a little angel. The two of you knew better though.

“My clairvoyance tells me… you should let me remain the baby of the Clan. Give me like at least five more years to hog everyone’s attention.”

Adaman presses the heels of his hands against his closed eyes, and lets out a long-suffering groan. Your own clairvoyance tells you that groan came from somewhere deep inside his soul.

Suddenly the lively chatter and gossip amongst you simmers down, and whispers soon follow. You knew immediately who could elicit such a reaction.

“Irida!”

You hold your arms out, hopeful that there is at least one sane person around you and Adaman today. She simply walks past you — tunnel vision and all — and snarls at your boyfriend.

“You certainly don’t waste any time, do you?”

“For someone obsessed with space, mind backing off? You’re scaring my partner.”

Bright blue eyes widen in your direction. “My sincerest apologies. I didn’t notice you there.”

Adaman snorts. “What? Couldn’t see what’s in the space around you?”

“I hope your spawn is so much nicer than you are!” Then, like a switch, Irida suddenly turns to you, and grabs your hands. “Raise them well. I know if they have you around, they’ll be a wonderful child.” Her eyes look at you pleadingly. “You’ll tell me if this one…” She glares at Adaman who simply rolls his eyes. “…won’t treat you as you deserve, okay? I’ll set him straight.”

Not again.

“Listen, Irida—“

Heavy footsteps are heard marching towards the settlement.

No.

“Clan Leader Adaman! I’ve come personally to congratulate you on the news.” Commander Kamado’s voice booms across the settlement. “Would you allow the Galaxy Team the honor of preparing a celebration? Such a joyous occasion calls for nothing less than the best.”

Curious chatter flows through the settlement once more. The Security Corps members accompanying the Commander look giddy with excitement as well.

You stare desperately at Adaman. Both of you were just as lost. Have been since you arrived home to a party you weren’t meant to have.

“Commander Kamado…,” Adaman starts cautiously. “What news did you hear?”

Commander Kamado raises his eyebrow, before roaring in laughter. “Ah, you sly boy. What else could I be speaking of? The baby, of course!”

The crowd lets out a collective cheer.

It was a small movement, but it caught your eye anyway. The telltale sign — Adaman’s hands dangerously gripping into his thigh — that he is about to, for lack of a better term, lose his shit.

“There is no baby!”

Dead silence.

Nobody spoke for several seconds. The only person brave enough to break the silence was the person voted ‘most likely to love the sound of their own voice’.

“Wh-What?”

Everyone’s heads turned towards Melli, who was carrying in a bassinet along with Iscan. The latter looked like he would rather be anywhere else but here. (Same.) The former looked like the lack of a baby was a personal slight against them.

You look at Adaman. You wrap your arms around his middle, and rest your head on his back. You were both so tired, and everyone else was so loud.

“I have no idea how you got it into your heads that we’re having a baby, but we’re not. We appreciate the well wishes, but they are misplaced and undeserved.”

Arezu runs to him, her eyes sad and desperate.

“But you told me! You had Starly send me a message…” She rummages around her satchel. “Here, I have it.”

You let go of your hold on Adaman, and look at him questioningly. He no longer looks angry, rather he looks amused and far too entertained considering all the trouble today.

Arezu proudly holds up the paper, as everyone gathers up close. Commander Kamado’s blaring voice reads the note out loud.

“Great news: Having a baby soon!”

Cheers erupt.

Adaman simply smirks, and says, “Okay, ‘Rez. Now move your thumb.”

The drop in Commander Kamado’s expression should not have been that funny to you. You could fight the laughter at first, but hearing him awkwardly read out the actual note sent you wheezing.

“Great news: Having a baby Eevee soon!”

#adaman #adaman x reader #warden arezu #clan leader irida #commander kamado

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