Hera: I don't know why you have and issue with it. Kallus was happy to comply.
Ezra: So what, now I'm supposed to do everything that Kallus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Hera: If Kallus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry so... Yes. If you see Kallus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ezra: ...
Ezra: You jump of a cliff.
Hera: Gladly, provided Kallus did first.
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Tony Stark: Hey Director, did you get my report on the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Tony: Good. Thanks, dad.
Tony: ...
Tony: Why is everyone staring at me?
Natasha Romanov: You just called Director Fury dad. You said, "Thanks, dad."
Tony: What? No I didn't, I say, "Thanks, man."
Fury: Do you see me as a father figure, Stark?
Tony: No, if anything I see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Thor: Hey, show your father some respect.
Tony: I didn't call him dad!
Fury: No, no no no, Anthony. I take it as a compliment.
Steve Rogers: It's not a big deal. I called Peggy "mom" once, and she was my fiancée.
Tony: Guys, jump on that! Cap has psycho-sexual issues.
Clint Barton: Old news. But you calling Fury "daddy"---
Tony: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Justin Hammer (currently under arrest): But you did call him "dad", dude.
Tony: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Hammer: Alright, alright, I was lying about bankrolling Whiplash. But the dad thing, that happened.
Tony: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
Fury: I believe you ---
Tony: Thank you.
Fury: --- son.
Tony: ...
Fury: Do you want to talk about it later, over a... game of catch?
Tony: I'd like that.
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"Every time someone steps up and says who they are the world becomes a better, more interesting place." 🫶🏳️🌈
My tribute to Andre Braugher, thank you for Captain Raymond Holt ❤️✨
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and he helped so many of us.
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