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Amy: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl!
Jake: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Charles could fight in that dress either.
Charles: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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Terry: Terry hates bugs. Too many eyes and legs.
Holt: Would you still hate bugs if I told you that there were thousands of tiny mites that live in your eyebrows and that keep them from being weighed down by oils?
Terry: Yes!
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SO MANY TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT OTHER FANDOMS WERE MADE FROM ICONIC SCENES FROM BROOKLYN NINE NINE A WHOLE NEW WORLD HAS BEEN OPENED UP TO ME I FEEL SO FUCKING ENLIGHTENING

  • “Nothing’s made to be broken.” “Uh, pinatas.” “Glow sticks.” “Karate boards.” “Spaghetti when you have a small pot.” “Rules.”
  • “I was lightly stabbed.”
  • “Is the equipment secure?” “Check.” “Weapon loaded.” “Check.” “Did you have breakfast?” “What? That’s not on the checklist.” “I added it because I care about you.” “No, I did not have breakfast.” “Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.” “Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this!” “Yeah, I’m not an idiot, I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.”
  • “The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.“
  • “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now
  • “Ooh, someone’s in trouble! It’s me, I don’t know why I did that.”
  • “If anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
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Annabeth: Rejected?! I've never been rejected from anything.
Percy: Me neither. Oops, did you say rejected or ejected? I've been rejected a lot.
Annabeth: I don't understand. My application was so good.
Percy: You know what, I've also been ejected. Flume ride, Topeka, Kansas.
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[Jake and Rosa first day at the academy, Rosa wears all black as usual and Jakes wears a Die Hard tshirt, jeans and snickers (of course)]

Rosa: [to someone who’s trying to sit next to her and start a conversation] Don’t even think about it

Jake: this is the one I want as my friend. Gonna be super touchy and invaide her personal space untill she likes me.

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