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shortbreadly · 6 months

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i can’t stop thinking about how similar vaggie and rosa diaz could be now that stephanie beatriz is playing them both

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waterfire1848 · 2 years

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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]

Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?

Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?

Jason: I conjured him.

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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Stephanie: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Stephanie, as Bruce: Steph, what are you doing?

Bruce, appearing behind Stephanie: Steph, what are you doing?

Stephanie: I conjured him.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #stephanie brown #spoiler #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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incorrect-spiderverse · 10 months

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(After Miles, Gwen, Hobie, and Pavitr destroyed part of Pavitr's dimension.)

Hobie: "Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?"

Hobie, as Miguel: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Miguel, appearing from behind Hobie: "Hobie, what are you doing?"

Hobie: "I conjured him."

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veryberryjelly · 7 months

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gone to shit

pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader

prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

your day had been going too well for it to continue.

you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.

it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.

and then everything came crashing down.

multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.

the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.

your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.

and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.

you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.

unfortunately that was not the case.

while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.

and you did leave.

but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.

but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.

this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.

just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.

you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.

it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.

your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.

" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "

the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.

you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.

he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.

his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.

" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.

" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "

his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.

jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.

" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "

how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.

you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.

" thank you "

" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.

both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.

before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.

"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.

a grin spread across his face.

"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."

you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.

another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.

but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better

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hellishunicorn · 6 months

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I jut realized what Roach's expression here:

Reminded me of:

#ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #lupete #lucius spriggs #black pete #roach ofmd #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #charles boyle #amy santiago #jake peralta

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girls-online · 1 year

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okay so HEAR ME OUT RN….buck and eddie undercover for athena & bobby…they sneak away to the back of the bar to discuss info they’ve uncovered and one of the people they’re spying on finds them so buck KISSES eddie as a cover…pretending they’re a couple who snuck away to make out…

#brooklyn nine nine style #buddie #911 buddie #evan buck buckely #911onfox #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buck x eddie #buddie fic #911 spoilers #911 fox

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accidental-spice · 23 days

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@monthly-challenge 2024 | Day #16: Jewelry

You found it! And you're on one knee. Are you proposing? Yes. Will you, Jacob Peralta, accept this ring and bring it with me to our weird friends parents wedding? Yes. A thousand times, yes!!

#magicalmarch2024 #chenford #the rookie #peraltiago #brooklyn nine nine #my gifs #b99 #tim bradford #lucy chen #jake peralta #amy santiago #brooklyn 99 #parallels #the rookie spoilers #the rookie s6 #the rookie season 6 #s6

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godheadjones · 8 months

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if you cant fight the fags become one - tom keller and frank andrews, 1955

#riverdale #riverdale spoilers #layla watching riverdale #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #tom keller #frank andrews

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nmolesofadrenaline · 7 months

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#brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #amy santiago #b99 x reader #b99 spoilers #b99gif #b99 quotes #b99edit #b99 meme #charles boyle #gina linetti #peraltiago

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veryobsessivefan · 18 days

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watching House MD (2004) as a zoomer in 2024 is so surreal. i've just reached Season 6 and House is being treated by. Captain Holt. and if that isn't wild enough he's locked in there with a bipolar Hamilton???????

#this feels like something my brain would dream up #house md #house md spoilers #brooklyn nine nine #andre baugher #lin manuel miranda #hamilton

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waterfire1848 · 2 years

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[ Batfamily during a Gala. ]

Bruce: “Be appropriate” on three. Quietly. One, two, three.

Batfamily: Be appropriate.

Bruce: Now, break it up. We look weird.

Batkids: Okay.

[ Batkids start to walk around. ]

Bruce: Don’t move as a group. You’re not gazelles.

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incorrectbatfam · 5 months

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Dick: Remember how upset you got when Steph ended an email with "thx" instead of thanks?

Barbara, visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?!

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veryberryjelly · 2 months

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hey girl!!! I think ur still writing for jake from b99 (hopefully) so i was wondering if i could request him with a reader who's on her period and she's working, jake brings her home and comforts her (cause her cramps are rlly bad) <3

jake peralta x fem!reader

cw : reader is described as female, reader has truly bad cramps

𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

as a woman, one of the necessities of life was making sure you could function during your period.

if you didn't have a way to cope, it was hard, or almost impossible to do day to day tasks such as going to work.

and you had your emergency kit in your desk drawer. heating pad, tampons, spare underwear, pads and some pills your doctor had prescribed to you when you explained how bad your cramps could get.

and while you would usually replenish your kit a few days before your period started, you hadn't expected the wave of cramps that overtook you as you sat at your desk.

"shit-" you muttered under your breath when you felt the first one.

you were quick to open your drawer and look for the familiar yellow bottle, only to find it empty.

your stomach dropped and another cramp rolled through your abdomen.

you couldn't do much about it now, only put on a heating pad, change your underwear and put on a pad.

so that's exactly what you did. you grabbed your necessary supplies and headed towards the bathroom, making an extra effort to walk straight instead of hunched over.

you felt a pair of eyes on you briefly but just ignored it, knowing your priority at the moment.

when you returned to your desk, heating pad in place over your abdomen, you felt a tiny bit better, but the cramps were still coming fierce and fast.

it must've been the crease in your brow that alerted jake of your discomfort because after a few moments you saw a figure sit down at the side of your desk.

you picked your eyes up to find his familiar brown eyes. a soft smile settled briefly on your lips.

" what's up ?" you questioned, dropping your pen down on your desk quietly as to not aggravate the headache you could feel forming.

" you doing okay ?" he questioned, his voice quiet and comforting.

you should've known jake would notice you acting off. he knew you too well not to notice.

" yeah, i'm fine-" you paused momentarily when you felt a stabbing pain in your lower back. " just cramps "

early on in your relationship jake had found out just how bad your cramps could be. after you had to cancel a date last minute saying you were unwell and he showed up to your apartment with takeout. you had just been honest with him and told him you got really bad cramps.

he wasn't rude or grossed out, he just asked how he could help and you ended the night curled on your couch with his arm draped over your stomach, his palm splayed out under your t-shirt on your abdomen.

since that night he had always been there when you needed him to be.

" v'you taken anything ?" he questioned, his voice still slightly hushed.

" haven't replenished my prescription "

a small hiss came from his lips as he took in the repercussions of you not having the thing that made these few days more bearable for you.

" d'you want me to go and refill it for you ?" his suggestion made your heart melt and you reached your hand over to squeeze his hand lightly.

" it's okay, i can wait a couple hours. can we go by the pharmacy on the way home, though ?" you asked to which he nodded immediately.

he gave your hand a small squeeze, giving you a comforting smile before he departed back to his own desk.

you thought you could wait until the end of the work day, but your cramps only worsened over the next hour.

you couldn't focus on your case reports over the stabbing pain through your body.

" c'mon i'm taking you home "

you lifted your head to find jake stood by your desk, his jacket on and his bag over his shoulder.

" jake, you don't have to do this. i'm fine, and we've both got st-"

" would you just let me do this for you? i talked to holt and he's giving you the afternoon off and i'm taking you home. " the way he said it left almost no room for discussion. he was taking you home and that was the end of it.

you didn't debate with him, just pulled your jacket over your shoulders and picked up your bag.

his hand slipped easily into yours as the two of you walked out of the precinct and down towards the parking lot.

the drive back to your apartment wasn't a long one, it felt a lot better after jake hopped out at the pharmacy and returned to the car with your prescription in his hand along with a bottle of water.

when you arrived home, jake told you to go and shower, change and get settled on the couch while he made some tea.

you were quick to go into your bedroom, grab one of jake's t-shirts and a pair of long pyjama pants and get take them into the bathroom.

your shower was quick but definitely made you feel a bit better. when you stepped out you changed into the clothes you had gotten out and walked out into the living room.

you found jake sat on the couch on his phone, a mug of tea on the coffee table beside a hot water bottle and one of your cosiest blankets on the couch.

nothing was said as you sat down and leant into jake's frame, his arms wrapping around you swiftly. he simply offered you the remote and made minimal comments when you put on a film you both enjoyed.

though as much as you enjoyed it, your head went limp against jake's chest within the first half an hour.

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summerfrwrks · 1 year

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guess who dipped back real quick in lore olympus:

#daphne and thanatos are okay now so i dropped the whole thing content then BOOM spoilers on psyche and eros then BOOM THIS I HAD TO GO BACK-#lore olympus #lo hephaestus #lo aphrodite #hephaestus x aphrodite #rosa diaz meme #brooklyn nine-nine meme #i was legit alright with ares and aphrodite at the start but he just became a bigger idiot dumpster fire and since it is greek mythology #i expected hephaestus and aphrodite to marry BUT i didn't expect they'll be this cute okay i have feelings about them #like i absolutely adore daphne and thanatos plus i also love psyche and eros #NOW IT'S THEM AND I WANT TO CRY #cause i know for sure the focus is always gonna be on hade and persephone which #okay i get it but rachel it's okay we can rotate on different couples #[insert an image of me begging for hera and hades crumbs cause i have accumulated so much angst in my head about them i desperately need #more context about their past i can't keep going like this anymore]#[now add me being thirsty for more hephaestus and aphrodite content]#summer.txt #smmrdts #smmrdts: ships #smmrdts: lore olympus

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vixxsworld · 4 months

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jake proposing to amy during the halloween heist literally shocked me to my core im still not over it

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #peraltiago #amy santiago #halloween heist #b99 spoilers #jake peralta #they are so cute #i love them so much #cutest tv couple ever #goals

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