Ned meets the mythology bros
It’s not often Ned got to hang out alone in Stark Tower, he was usually hanging out with Peter or on a school trip. Peter had to leave in the middle of the hangout session to help sort out a robbery downtown so Ned was just sitting in the sky rise building, messing with a swivel chair. There probably wasn’t that much harm in exploring, this level seemed just to be for recreational purposes. Every room was just a different variation of a living room, some of them having a kitchen area or a study station. Realising Peter wouldn’t be back for some time Ned desided to look around for something else to do. The first room he entered was much like the first but everything in there was slightly older, frayed furniture, a bulky radio and older literature. The penny dropped when Ned saw the super old captain America training cards on the table that he realised that he was in Captain America’s living space. So each room represented an avenger? The room Ned was in before was probably Iron man’s then since it had a lot of the latest technology as well as alot of gold and red colours. Our of national respect Ned swiftly left the room. The next room was smaller and cleaner and light literature was neatly placed on clean tables as well as an assortment of pot plants. A man entered the room, Ned immediately recognised him from science class; Dr Bruce Banner. He jumped slightly when he saw Ned.
“Uh hi, kid,” he started awkwardly “are you from a school trip or.”
“I’m a friend of Peters.” The Dr Banner nodded in understanding.
“Do you need any, help of any kind?”
“No, I’m just happy to look around until Peter gets back.” Ned said politely.
“Alright then.” the doctor said. Ned moved onto the next room, it was dark and casual. The curtains were closed but the lights turned on just when he entered. This was probably Black Widows rooms, it didn’t seem like she was in but you could never tell. Ned did get the sense he was being watched so he left. The next room was so obviously hawkeye’s that you didn’t question it. Purple theme? Check. Arrows all over the floor? Check. Enough family photos to choke on? Check. Ned picked up a bow from the floor and an arrow that didn’t seem too harmless. He slotted the arrow in, pulled back the wire and
With a strong force the arrow penetrated the wall and got stuck halfway. Ned tried to pull it out but it was rammed in tight. He decided to just leave it, considering it was just stuck there now. He wandered into the next room and there he found Thor, it was an experience seeing Thor. You became very aware that you were a mortal and that he was a God, you half expected an epic battle theme to start up at any moment. Ned had frozen in the door way, Thor had his back turned as he was looking out the window. Thor turned around and one of Man of Spider’s comrades.
“Hello, ” his voice boomed. “It is I, mighty Thor, and you are a companion to Man of Spider, what be your name, human?”
“Ned, uh, Ned Leeds, so that makes me…” Ned wracked his brains for his knowledge of norse mythology. “Ned Leedson?” he said meekly. Thor laughed a deep laugh and slapped his hand on Ned’s shoulder.
“Good to meet you, son of Leeds.”
“Brother what are you doing?” a smartly dressed man strode in, wearing an all-black suit. This of course was Loki who changed the atmosphere of the room just by stepping in, whether he intended it or not he gave of an uneasy vibe, the kind the made you want to hold onto your purse and keep your back to the wall.
“You do realise he can talk normally right?” Loki said to Ned.
“Brother!” Thor called out.
“If there’s a tour I’ll let you do that voice but in private I forbid it.” Thor rolled his eyes and took his hand off of Ned’s shoulder. Loki walked into Hawkeyes living space and over to the arrow lodged in the wall.
“Brother, what are you doing?” Thor asked.
“Just doing my good dead for the day.” Loki said with a smirk. He tapped his finger against the arrow and it flew out over the streets
Peters mission was almost over, thirteen of the robbers were down a bit much but they probably expected company. The fourteenth was running down the block, inside his spider suit Peter was sweating and his joints were Aching but it would be bad to show a sign of weakness to the public so he pressed on. Out of the sky something shot down on the fourteenth robber, causing him to kneel over in agony. When Peter moved in closer he discovered someone had shot the robbers knee with one of hawkeyes arrows.