me: they’re gaY YOUR HONOUR
me: they’re gaY YOUR HONOUR
thor, holding up baby yoda: cAN WE KEEP HIM!!!???
bruce, who hasn’t slept in days: tiny shrek?
shit it was my babies, robert banner, birthday yesterday
im going to
h e l l
anyway, bruce was 49
and is very much loved by thor despite him thinking he is too old for him
because my dudes
thor is like r e a l l y old. tea
but yeah thor was hella romantic to him because tht is what husbands do for their partner’s birthday and i d o n t c a r e w h a t t h e m c u says
they are in love
and would of spent his birthday drinking green tea while watching got, he seems like the person to watch it, all while thor is questioning everything that happens
The brucethor content we need.
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Me watching Thor Ragnarok
In all of these, he’s looking at Bruce.
Tell me again how it’s not canon.
You know what one of the lovely things about the Professor Hulk scenario is?
For a time, Thor was the one who had it all, and Bruce had nothing. Scraps of a past he’d rather forget and so much misplaced guilt. And Thor would be the one to listen and offer kind words, and strong arms on nights when the nightmares were so bad that words just weren’t enough.
Thor has lost a lot, and almost all at once. And probably no one understands that better than Bruce - the man who could have had everything, only to have it ripped out from under him. Bruce has had time to grow and learn and heal, and to finally bring the two constantly warring parts of himself together. He’s made peace. He can be the man he was learning to be before everything went to Hell. And now he can be there for Thor and make him feel the same way Bruce did on all those sleepless nights, small and safe and protected.
Thor may have been left with almost nothing, but maybe Bruce is all he needs.
Thor loves to show off his wedding ring so much!!! He’ll literally be fighting an evil villain on the opposite end of the universe and he’ll stop to explain the midgardian tradition of weddings and how much he loves his brucey and his ring
I am currently in a bit of a ThorBruce phase, so I wanted to join in :)
Thor finds out about Bruce’s upbringing, unfortunately not because Bruce told him, but because they got in a fight.
Thor didn’t get what the big deal was. So, he was a little drunk! Loki, Brunnhilde and himself went on a little Asgardians-outing and obviously there was beer and mead. He had asked Bruce to join them, but he preferred to stay at home, so there was no reason for Bruce to be upset or blame Thor!
But nonetheless, when he got home, Bruce barely spoke three sentences, no, he didn’t speak them as much as he grumbled them. Normally, Thor would have attributed it to exhaustion, if it weren’t for the almost hulk-like growling and the slight green shimmer on his face.
“Come on, dear, it is not the first time I have been drunk, dear.”
“Don’t ‘dear’ me.”
“Excuse me.” He half-heartedly rose his hands.
“Wow, for a man with seven phds, you truly are eloquent”, Thor remarked drily.
If looks could kill, Thor would have been in a tough spot. However, Bruce did not need laser-vision, as the dangerously green pulsing vein on his neck reminded Thor.
stony: the OG. Was probably around at the dawn of time. Lives for angst, soulmate clichés and parallels. Needs string to keep track of all the different universes. Trump card in any argument is Earth-3490. You ask for receipts they just start crying and unroll a list that spans seven blocks. “I prefer the comics.”
stucky: knows (rightfully so) that the winter soldier is one of the best marvel movies to date. Likes angst but as long as it has a happy ending. Bucky Barnes did no wrong. Period freaks. You ask them if they’re getting off the bus, they turn to you with tears and reply “I’m with you ‘til the end of the line, pal.”
brucethor: a clusterfuck. Crack shipped until Thor: Ragnarok. It’s still a crack ship but now it’s a crack ship with fic! Probably space or fantasy nerds.
ironstrange: were stony but jumped ship after it became too angsty. Enemies to lovers aesthetics. Tony stans. Still not quite sure about Benadryl Cumbersnatch’s american accent
buckynat: comics nerds. Has that scene in civil war replaying over and over again. probably Russian.
clintasha: pretends that age of ultron never happened. Loves Domestic Avengers circa 2012. Budapest.
romanogers: agrees that the winter soldier is one of the best marvel movies. would like to remind that Nat and Steve have been on the run together for the past two years. Power couple. “Sharon Carter is just a knock-off Nat”
sambucky: absolute crackshipper. Loves Steve Rogers. Hates Steve Rogers. very excited for the future. “I hate you” is the most romantic thing you can say
samsteve: is in total agreement with the stucky and romanogers shippers about the winter soldier, but would like to kindly point out the power couple dynamics. genuinely just chill people
pepperony: instant canon trump card. Loves Pepper, hates Gwenyth Paltrow. Iron Man 3 is the best MCU movie. Absolute Team Tony Stark.
Bruce wiped a bead of sweat from his brow. Even though the set hadn’t yet started, the room was humid and smelled of cigarette smoke. He hated it. Open amphitheater concerts were what he vastly preferred, but those were hard to come by, especially at this time of year. His November layers lay backstage in a heap, piled on top of his car keys and Steve’s phone.
Thanks! This seems to be the general consensus so it’s what I’m going with. I’ll try and write it tomorrow
Oh god oh fuck imagine Bruce and Thor on Valentines day. They are already so romantic with each other just imagine how much more it would be on Valentines day. They would not stop telling the other “I love you” and would kiss gently every two minutes and would dance in their pajamas to old love songs in the kitchen and Thor would just keep saying “Bruce Banner, you are the love of my life” and Bruce would go red and reply “You’re my whole world, Thor” and, just, god. They’re so in love. They’re so in love.