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Step 2 confession. Do you ever think about how this must have looked like for their classmates? For them it would've been like, the two love-dorks that have been pining for each other for FIVE years suddenly return to school holding hands after just one random summer.
YEAH
like assuming the school goes up from grade school to middle, everyone knows abt your lil love story
and ofc they're all teasing you, which sucks for cove either way. bc if he's cold, he mainly sticks to you. and if he's warm/ in between, his other friends tease him for running to you.
omg... imagine you're in school, and you let him rest his head on your shoulder while you read a book or smth
if you're seen holding hands at any point.... it's an uproar OMG IMAGONE HOLDING HANDS UNDER THE DESK N SOMEONE BENDS DOWN TO PICK UP A PENCIL N HIT THE TABLE WHILE SCREAMING ABT U HOLDING HANDS.....
okay maybe ik I just had shitty teachers but I imagine some of the more bitter, evil teachers will try to keep you two apart. some will be like "its good for you! you should make friends!"
especially to cove, and puts the same pressure on you if you're nervous and reserved.
omg. imagine someone confesses to you or him, well if it's you cove is all "oh..." *twiddles thumbs*
he explodes when u tell him u said no bc you like someone else/are seeing someone (if you say boyfriend he screams n eventually hugs u to hide his face)
if it's him, he flounders ofc but he does say no and that he likes you very much. if they're persistent then eventually he yells that he's dating you.
yeah. no matter what he like snaps.. middle of class? lunch room? after-school pickup? yeah he'll say it in front of anyone n everyone somehow
OK im... not ngl I was just gonna agree w you n ramble a bit but I'm spiraling LOL
but imagine you get into high school, ofc some kids you knew will be there and eventually it'll spread around your high school as well
THERES PRBLY PICS TOO... say like during group songs or events, or group photos, etc. there's a 50/50 chance cove is looking at you, or you him.
omg imma have to make a whole post on school hc's... pls this is so juicy
OH MY GOD WHEN TEACHERS KNOW YOURE DATING...
"hey no handholding!" cove would jump 10ft and blush n hide his face
wrapping an arm around one another? a teacher is chastising you or pulling you apart (PLS I HAD THAT HAPPEN TO ME, I CANT RMBR HER NAME BUT LISTEN HERE MS.PRINCIPAL YOU WERE FUCKING UP MY RIZZ!!!)
omg. cove tries to rizz you all the time, no matter how minor. he just wants to be close to you ok n sometimes he's not above a lil PDA he can't help it sometimes
I imagine you definitely get caught tryna kiss too. don't let it be by your classmates or a loud mouth teacher who rats u out in front of the students or other teachers YOU NEVER LIVE IT DOWN
bruh now I wanna go to school w cove.. I'd rizz him up so bad too, he'd have to walk to math class w a blush on his face and hearts popping off him bc you've given him the Fattest kiss or flirted w him all lunch n he's LOVING IT
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Hello! This is my first time requesting something, im so sorry if there any mistake i did in accident, english is not my first language-
i want to ask if you can write weak hero characters with a reader who have a talent in cooking? You can write any character, but please put Seongje Geum in it! ^^ thankyou!
of course! your english is amazing, by the way ❤️❤️
when you’re a good cook ;
weak hero x gn!reader
wolf keum
➤ wolf doesn't strike me as the type to be picky over his food, since food is fuel and he'll eat anything to keep him going
➤ however :) you are determined to change this. so determined, in fact, that you go on a week-long cooking spree to find his favorite dish
➤ "y/n, there's no point in a favorite food. food is food." you give that statement three days. when you ask again, wolf sighs and grins after providing him with enough meals to last a lifetime. "fine. my favorite food is yours." "but—" "please don't ask again, doll."
gray yeon
➤ gray is always impressed when he catches you experimenting with ingredients by the stove
➤ he’s good at studying. he’s good at planning, and he’s good at executing; cooking does not apply to gray
➤ "it's like math," you tried to explain one evening as he helped you bake a cake. "one box of mix, plus one egg, plus some milk, equals one cake!" he'd just stare at you, completely clueless. "it's a good thing you're cute." "what?" "what?"
jake ji
➤ “y/n, you make the best kimchi~” “aw, thanks babe!” “can you please make some for us~” “-_-“
➤ no but i think jake would shower you with compliments every time you cook something, whether it’s for him or not
➤ #1 hype boy fr 💗
ben park
➤ to your surprise, ben wants you to teach him how to cook
➤ you’d show him the basics, and he’d be standing safety at the other of the kitchen when certain ingredients start sizzling or popping
➤ "ben, you won't learn to cook if you're all the way over there." "the food is fighting back!"
donald na
➤ he’s a good cook, but you’re a good cook
➤ i feel like donald loves and admires every little thing about you, but the fact that you're so talented in culinary is his go-to bragging right
➤ "oh, your girlfriend paints? well, my y/n is an amazing cook." "your boyfriend is running for president? cool, but y/n bakes better than your mom, so.”
gerard jin
➤ he’s lowkey mad cause how dare you make better chicken than ttosikki?
➤ when you cook, i feel like gerard would just glower over you. he'd always be in your way, but you never have the heart to tell him off
➤ "are you not going to eat?" you ask one night, and he stubbornly shakes his head. "is it cause i made chicken?" "it's not better than ttosikki!" "bruh, i never said it was!"
dean kwon
➤ idk i feel like dean is a really good cook, so when you show your skills off, he’s a bit intimidated
➤ "oh okay. so you wanna fight." "huh?" "no, i get it. you think you're the best cook and wanna battle for the title. let's go, y/n, let's go." "wh... ok?"
➤ unfortunately for dean, your bibimbap turned out much better than his. though he refuses to admit it, you know by the way he asks you to make dinner the next night that you won
#weak hero#weak hero headcanons#weak hero x reader#weak hero webtoon#weak hero manhwa#weak hero class 1#wolf keum#donald na#jake ji#ben park#gray yeon#gerard jin#dean kwon
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Continuing to part 2, part 1 here!
Laksmhi gives us Gallagher Newson and they have 3 bolts! I've been playing the Tinkers because Melody is like 150yo and it'd be too sad to have them outlive their only kid. They both wanted a baby but were a few days from elderhood so I had them foster the Newsons in their giant house! It's such a wholesome household to play, like literally the exact opposite of this one.
Gallagher is super cute and I'd normally consider him for spouse but thanks to Barth's ridic 20 woohoo LTW all we want here is to get our first kiss and bounce. Will we do it???
-NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT🐺
YOU. GTFO RIGHT NOW
-NOT A CHANCE, I'M HERE TO PICK UP MY OLD HOBBY OF COCKBLOCKING🐺
-And we're here to help!
-The wolf that is, not our son!
FFS. Despite all this malicious sabotage-
-which at some point included Liz playing catch with the wolf, which Jojo only got him to do after like 30 years-
-this went really well! Not Felina-Meadow tier well, but well for Barth subterranean standards..
..Gallagher even got a crush on him from one little flirt! Cute!
We take our date Downtown to seal the deal, everything is going great-
-Bartholomew is pulling these impressive moves.. and then.. FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON..
I CURSE YOU, SHAJAR'S PERSONALITY PANEL. I CURSE YOU TO DAMNATION
-How dare you not accept my flirting!
-YOU JUST PUT ME IN A HEADLOCK, FREAK
-What's your point!
-Look at these shameless idiots dancing! Gross! I'd have to be like.. 200% drunker than I am right now to even consider it!
-You're drunk??
-You're not?? Man if I was a broke orphan I'd be drunk all the time. Which I am. Drunk all the time, I mean, not a broke orphan.
-I'm outta here.
-WHAT! WHY!
Welp, we still got our first kiss thanks to the automated goodbye kiss thing that I finally have to get the mod that disables it because it pisses me off. But whatever, a win all around!
-Hi, Grandpa >:(
-What's wrong, Bartholomew?
-I WISH I WAS DEAD
-This is exactly what I was worried about when your mother married into that trash family, look at you..
-What! There's nothing wrong with me!
-Nothing? Really?? The correct form is 'I wish I WERE dead'!
-WHO CARES
-Clearly not your dimwitted, Union-gene inflicted self!
-OH THAT'S IT, GET READY TO RUMBLE
-I can't believe Grandpa Ti-Ning beat me up! This is the worst day of my life!
At least you have Jimbo!
-Yes, yes I do.. It'd definitely make me feel better seeing the shock and betrayal in his eyes as I choke him to death..
-Ha, like you can get your tiny hands around my thick-ass neck, pussyboi, I'll bite your entire head off! Now shut up and clean off this manure I've been rolling in, and look at me in the eyes while you do it!!
-..I need a drink.
Yes you do, I mean if this is how your life is gonna go you might as well be drunk.
Sandy has found a new dog bestie in Veronica to the point she completely missed work to stay and play with her-
-while iVan is team Wendi!
-𝙸 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙸𝚃, 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙸; 𝙸 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙱𝙸𝙳𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁;
-𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺 𝚈𝙾𝚄, 𝚂𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚈, 𝙹𝙸𝙼𝙱𝙾 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚈;
-JI̸M̵BO B̴E̶L̴O̶N̴G̸S W̴I̷T̵H V̵E̸R̷O̵N̵IC̷A̶, Y̴O̵U̶ AN̷D̷ YO̵U̵R̵ C̷A̵T AR̸E B̵O̴T̶H PE̴RV̶E̷RT̵S🧟♀️
-Forget it, Jim, it's Uniontown.
As I'm intently watching the billionth iVan-Sandy fight the fighting window pops up again-
-and sure enough, THIS BETTE/JOAN SHIT HAS ESCALATED. I 1000% blame Barflina.
Bruh. Not only did Sophie lose-
-but her disloyal hoe wife immediately went to chat with Liz after! SHAJAR FFS
-What! I'm allowed to socialize with whoever I want and I happen to like Liz! It's not because I have some deep-seated resentments toward Sophie or anything!
It's ok, Soph, you'll always have your pets💛
-And my pets will have Eliza's heart for dinner💛
Can't blame you💛
It's officially time to fuck off for college as there's some glitched bill on the lot and we got repo'ed despite not owing anything! Gross!
-HA! I TAKE YOUR POOL LIGHT. I TAKE IT
For a moment I thought you were taking Glitched Butler #7!
You know what, take Shajar while you're here. BITCH FFS
-What!
You've talked more to Liz since she beat up Sophie than you have the entire time you've known her!
-That's a complete coincidence!
Ya well when you get fed to the dogs it'll be a complete coincidence too!
Alright we're outta here, college time for Barflina. Can't say I'm looking forward to it!
-Anything to get me into Meadow's arms and away from Grandma Victoria's batshit ghost!
-THAT URN-SMASHING BRAT IS NOT WINNING THE HEIRSHIP AS LONG AS I LIVE👻
Vic, I don't know how to tell you this, but you are not currently living. Well, I guess you metaphorically ~live through~ Barflina.
-GROSS. I'D RATHER BE DEAD👻
See you at La Fiesta!
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journey to the west book one, thoughts
so this post is going to be really messy and jumbled, i will take my thoughts one chapter at a time. since this post contains all the chapters in book one imma but everything under the cut and warn ya'll that this is HELLA long.
ok so, before we get into it i just wanna let you guy's know that if the first 13 chapters seem like they have less it's because i only really started to do this on chapter 14 and had to go back through chapters 1 - 13 and look at the notes and tabes i left to gage my reaction to them. some of them have a bit more than others and some have like none at all.
that being said enjoy the absolute crack house that is my no cotext thoughts of Journey to the West volume one!
Chapter 1
monkey is born!!
and he's already being impulsive...
calling him the handsome monkey king is gonna go straight to his head
lier! you are a certified shit disturber and you know it!
ohhhhh so thats how he got the name Sun Wukong, gotcha gotcha
Chapter 2
the dao art seems real complex
love how they casually have the way to immortality written in this book lol
teaching a suicidaly impulsive monkey how to shape shift and fly wasn't a bad idea at all!
he's showing off- of course he is-
aaaaaand he got kicked out for showing off! idiot-
oh damn- thats actually sadder than i thought it would be...
HE CALLS THEM LITTLE ONES!!! CUUUTE!!!!
HOW DARE!?!?!
Chapter 3
holy hell....
op much???
not a monkey scaring a dragon ffs
he is just a menace this entire page! LAMO
GOD DAMN-
THEY WANT HIM OUT SO FUCKING BAD XDDDD
bruh-
ooooooop foreshadowing alert
THATS BULLSHIT!! THEIR EXAGERATING THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!
oh- oh he really fucked up the life and death cycles- damn...
smart!!!!
he was thinking of paying a visit to heaven himself?? without an invite?? oh- that would not have ended well-
Chapter 4
here we go! first rampage through heaven!!
deva
NEZHA!!!!
ITS GIVING "who's this sassy lost kid?" VIBES XD
Chapter 5
does he not have a reputation yet???
Wukong is in so much fucking trouble oh god....
idiot
going to war over wine is a very Wukong thing to do-
Chapter 6
when did Nezha get here?
shapeshifter duels man... they be confusing af
oop he got caught-
Chapter 7
they seem to have forgotten what the meaning of immortal is
oop- he's being refered to as a monster instead of a king by the narrator- thats how you know he's pissed beyond all belief...
OH HES MAD MAD
HOLY FUCK
"i have to go exorcise a demon to defend the throne." pg 193
"he ligit just wrote "sun wukong was here" oh the fucking finger lmao
man... calling the banquet that is just salt in the wound.... really it is...
Chapter 8
sandy's got green skin, red hair, noted
it's pigsy -n-
he flirted with Chang'e..... this bitch
i already can't fucking stand him
Chapter 9
so he does have parents! lets see if they ever pop up again-
WHAT!?!?! WHY!?!!
Chapter 10
i didn't take in a sing thing that this chapter sad.... why is it even here-
Chapter 11
no thoughts head empty, why are we still on this? is there any plot relevance or???
Chapter 12
awwww their cute
good for him, coming from such humble beginnings
wow- ok thats kinda a really great honour to be called brother by the emperor
Chapter 13
lots of scenery! neat!
wft....
oop divine intervention o'clock
abuse???? hello??? what the actual fuck sir???
COWARD!!!
i am going to get so sick of him so quickly....
WUKONG!?!?!?!!!!! YER BACK!!!!!! YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH
Chapter 14
wukong- bud... YOUR FUCKING FILTHY
yell that your not lying makes you less believable
HE'S NAKED?!?! OFC HE IS
brutal.... nice
ight show off, keep rambling about the shit you can do.
gay? /j but fr- i get that a naked monkey coming to your door may be a cause for concern but there was no reason to disrespect him like that-
he has a son??? when???
gross man- like i get you were trapped under a mountain- but gross
brutal... nice
EXCUSE YOU WHAT?!?! NAH, NAH HE DID NOT
A FEW WORDS?!?! FAM YOU READ HIM FOR A WHOLE PARAGRAPH SHUT YOUR MOUTH
thats not teaching tripitaka- a lecture is NOT teaching
GUAINYIN IS HERE!!! oh... Guanyin is here...
oh... fuck...
why is his name just 'Pilgrim' like i get it but i also don't... idk
oh he's gonna do it out of spite now for being called a bogus immortal by the dragon king
that entire painting is just of two gay lovers putting on shoes and getting immortality for it
well, he actually is really convincing, i can see why Wukong went back after those words...
yeah i'd be taken aback too bud
.......YOU COULD FINISH THE JOURNEY RN.... but he won't, that defeats the entire porpoise of it all
THIS BITCH!!!! I WILL ACTUALLY KILL HIM
HE ONLY STOPPED CAUSE I WAS AFRIAD THE FILLET WOULD BREAK
ON GOD I WILL THROW HANDS WITH A MONK I WILL
HE STARTED UP AGAIN?!??!!? STOP!!!!
OH OH! so you stop when you see how the pain is LITTERALLY TEARING HIS BODY APART! fuck you
HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO KILL HIM!?!?!?!? oh my god- i mean.... jesus.....
yes. its a great idea to go to the south sea and beat up the goddess who did this to you... super smart /s
all thoughts of disobedience and rebellion? no shot
Chapter 15
ah yes, lets start the chapter with Wukong hauling ass to save Tripitaka
Jesus them some powerful eyes
omg SHUT UP
YES YELL AT HIM WUKONG!!!
namby-pamby??
lawless lizard XD
harsh
they talk about him like he's not the son of a dragon king...
OH SHES PISSED AT HIM
so he's called 'third prince Jade dragon' gotcha
he's a fucking idiot
why are you being such a baby all of a sudden??
neat, he got the get out of danger free leaves now
if Rue had been in this part of the journey she would have been pretty interested in that
plot armour be like-
impressive
more divine intervention! oh my god-
so now it's early spring. jesus that means its almost been a year
Chapter 16
i don't know wether to be annoyed or what- were only a page into this chapter
"he may be ugly" BITCH WHAT
yeah... ight... i'd be annoyed with him too
somesones butt hurt that hes oooooold~
everyone is starting to get on my nerves like jesus-
wow the murder plots are real
he askin' for favours like he didn't just beat their asses 500 years ago
he's a little arsonist
LMAO UNO REVERSE BITCH
damn- he's already on shockingly good terms with him
HE SAVED YOU AND YOUR GONING TO PUNISH HIM FOR IT!?!?!
I'M GOING TO THROW HANDS WITH A MONK ISTG
and after all that your response is still murder??? really????
goddman.... he so mad he defiled a corpse- that wasn't very buddhist of you tripitaka
Chapter 17
not tripitaka using wukongs temper against others-
jesus christ man
"thunder god mouth" XDDD best way to describe it 10/10
THE THREATS
XDD the arrogance!! he called the demon "my son" before starting a lecture XDD
he gets annoyed when people call him the BanHorsePlague now, thats so fucking funny to me
he's so real for that though, i'd wanna eat in the middle of a fight too
he is actually a menace to humans goddamn
HE REDUCED THE DEMON TO A BURGER
love how their calling him 'old carcass'
there is a lot of seemingly nice senery in this chapter
how'd they know all of that just by seeing a goddamn meat patty on the side of the road???
this is gonna be a pattern isn't it-
conversations with these two go no where but damn they do be giving me L O R E
he's being so nice now lmao
wft....
ok *fine* she gets a pass but jesus
GRAPHIC
jesus wukong
HA got'em
"don't start trouble again" "i won't" LIES
Chapter 18
oooooh this is the pigsy chapter!!! i can't wait to see some ass be beat!
i- i don't think i like these people...
Wukong really just said don't judge a book by it's cover
why does he always say "your poor monk" it's grinding my gears
"tell me everything!" .... "from ancient times-"
his surmname meant hog....
i can only picture that one manga panel in jjk where Yuta is dragging Yuji along lmao
ancient toilet humour?
"where are you going darling" he says as he returns to his original form
love that wukong is described and then called "virtually a living thunder god"
"i'll follow you to the ends of the earth" (menacingly)
Chapter 19
why do they all have caves?
it is pigsy
damn- Wukong's reading him
are they really throwing celestial law at one another??
he's bragging... really?
ah yes, a summary of the first seven chapters
he really said set your house on fire and follow me
man's really stripped him of all he was worth and then dragged him by the ear... he's like a mom...
HE'S REFERED TO AS IDIOT! oh this just got so much better
lmao both of them going "wine? oh we still drink that"
Wukong admitted to being a light weight XD
pigsy, trying to say a heart felt goodbye, the other two; hurry the fuck up
"you know him and not me? what kind of fuckery is this?"
"he insulted me and the pig?!" "how?" *proceeds to tell tripitaka exactly how he and pigsy were insulted*
Chapter 20
just by the title alone i know imma start to have beef with pigsy
they still call him idiot! YES
it's pigsy getting bullied hours!!!
that- that was a very round about way of calling him a dick Wukong
annnnnd he's boasting again...
huh? flying bricks, talking pots, and dancing tiles... interesting...
this old man has balls
"fix your ugliness" DUUUUUDE
i'm about to highlight each and every time Pigsy is refered to as Idiot! shits too funny!
ahhhhh pigsy's first kill steal!
OH SHIT NVM
dude just ripped off his own skin! what a power move!
jesus-
and we get to the first time tripitaka is truely captured!
"for you culinary pleasure" XDDDD why is that so funny?
this guy's actually quite smart for that
damn...
good wisdom wukong
i love how wukong is so often describes as "the one with the thunder god mouth and hairy face"
he's got a good sense to be this scared of him
monkey-monk?? (why is that so funny to me???)
he just told wukong he was a 'buy one get one free sale'!! AND HE'S THE FREE BIT XDDDDDD
KILL STEAL!!! +1 for butality, pigsy's score is now -99 points!
Wukong actually let him have credit for the kill? goddamn- is that character growth i see?
Chapter 21
no he does not!
Aqua man?????
Really?? *face palms*
why does he insist on calling himself grandpa?
is he about to disapline him like a grandpa too??
Coward
the divine wind of Samādhi? like the Samādhi fire? NEAT!!!
more divine intervention i see
the trend of calling pigsy an idiot continues and i am thriving in this enviornment
can he be any less annoying?
*crybaby beings to play on loop in my head*
idiot
it was the fucking gold star of venus
very humble wukong
lawless ape! XDDD
love that offending the great sage is quite possibly a crime punishable by death now
Chapter 22
its sandy time!!!
wouldn't that be qualifies as an inland sea?!
i don't know how to feel about that entire passage
cloud surfing lessons
he called Wukong his assistant- oh boy if he had heard that...
he can be there in half an hour?! wild...
sandy is aquired
Chapter 23
still love that his nickname is practically idiot
please- stop refering to your staff as a rod- i can't take reading "you'll get a ___ from this Huge Rod!" anymore T-T
you fucking idiots- your banter has now left the master stranded and he's gonna get captured by demons!
serves you right
Wu kong being so shocked he actually acted poliet?
Unreal and nonexisting- well those are some red falgs if i've ever seen em in this book
SHIT JUST GOT SO MUCH FUNNIER OMFG
she just keeps going!? dude- please- how can someone have so much
omg- this is all a test of character isn't it...
tripitaka; wukong you stay! Wukong; the fuck you mean me!? make pigsy stay
the entier latter half of this page pisses me off. fuck you pigsy
OH EW! SEVEAR ICK- GROSS
I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU GREEDY WHORE
I KNEW IT WAS A TEST OF CHARACTER!!!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!!
Chapter 24
serves him fucking right
i agree with Wukong, leave the pig and go
holy hell they haven't even covered one tenth of the distance yet?
this is the chapter that that one monkey king animated movie was about.
to cowardly to do it himself so he's gotta wait for Wukong lmao
thus begins an entire two-ish pages of Wukong stealing fruit again
Wukong makes me nevious frfr
if it were so embarissing maybe you shouldn't have done it in the first place
Chapter 25
wukong.... buddy.... no.....
good plan boy's
dude can pick (break?) locks.... good to know
why do you fight first and ask questions later....
he escaped thrice, got catpured thrice, kept playing tricks..... dude just wouldn't fucking stop....
#journey to the west#jttw sun wukong#jttw pigsy#jttw tripitaka#jttw sandy#thoughts on#thoughts about#its a jumbled mess#have fun#no context
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Been reading your opinions on the boy of all time megumi and can I just say firstly, thank you for being so good w words BC man you get his character so well and you're so good at getting into all the little details abt him that I can never properly describe to ppl, Like, the whole breaks the trope while following the trope thing?? YOU GOT THAT ALL SO CORRECT THATS EXACTLY IT IT'S ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE HIS CHARACTER SM BC EVEN JUST RIGHT OFF THE BAT HE BREAKS THE USUAL STOIC BROODING CHARACTER TROPE(THE trope) BY ACTUALLY CONSTANTLY SHOWING although subtly THAT HE DOESNT HATE EVERYONE?? im getting way off track already i actually popped in here to just ask abt how you think the whole sukuna possessing megumi thing will all turn out?? I honestly feel like slapping myself for not seeing it coming tbh like they talked about the head of the six eyes and ten shadows battling it out to the death before and sukuna kept on hyping up megumi like they were so obviously setting that up there and I just. Denied. But I'm just asking BC personally I think that it would really show the final steps of growth for megumi's character if he is actually able to surprise sukuna, even for a little, and come back from the depths of where ever tf he is rn bc yk his whole issue w/ self worth and what he believes he's capable of and I just wanted to know what you think the best outcome for his character would be? Sorry this is such a mess I just have so many thoughts zooming around my brain and I'm trying to...make them make sense...
ITS THE MEGUMI LOVE!!!! Yessssss. Thank you for sending me Megumi love! I love getting Megumi love 🫶🏼.
Man, Megumi is just such a good character. Truly one of Gege's best. Everything he's done with him from how his character is based on the trope while also subverting the trope, to his backstory and his growth arc and how it's been executed... It's poetic justice.
I love Megumi so much, and any time I see someone hate on Megumi for really shallow or toxic reasons I just lose all faith in humanity. It's one thing to not care for him as a character and quite another to dislike him for being a "disappointing deuteragonist" because he's "weak", "hasn't had character development", and "did not master 10 Shadows"..................................................
Bruh...
ANYWAYS 😂 you see... this is the thing... I am trying really hard not to speculate about what might happen regarding Sukuna WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I'M GOING TO SPECULATE BECAUSE I LOVE SUKUNA BUT FUCK SUKUNA!
ehem. More of me not being normal about Megumi under the cut.
Ok in all seriousness... with chapter 230 and how Sukuna forced Megumi to take the brunt hit of Unlimited Void, something shifted in me.
For some time I've been reluctant to make any predictions about Megumi coming out alive because I don't want to have preconceived expectations coloring my weekly reading experience, but mostly because, like Megumi, I have a tendency to bunt instead of swinging for the fence so as to not experience disappointment. Read this to mean I don't want to get my hopes up about Megumi surviving.
That is not to mention that I took Sukuna possessing Megumi's body personal. idk, something about seeing Megumi lose his agency felt both so wrong and yet so right on a metaphorical level. Wrong because DAMN YOU SUKUNA GO BACK TO YOUR BODY! and right because... as you said, Megumi had it coming both from a narrative and psychological perspective.
From then on, we just saw him sink deeper and deeper into learned helplessness and despair, culminating on this beautiful image of him in the fetal position.
Truly a reversal of ego back into the metaphorical mother (the unconscious) as though he was in the birth canal waiting for rebirth. And come to think of it, in the Japanese fandom, one of the more popular theories revolved around "birth" or something like that.
So with ch. 230, my hope for Megumi is renewed somehow. A lot of people think he's done for, especially after UV. But I'm on camp #this is going to backfire badly on both Gojo and Sukuna... or at least I hope it does.
So....
I'm just asking BC personally I think that it would really show the final steps of growth for megumi's character if he is actually able to surprise sukuna, even for a little
EXACTLY! And see, this is the thing, I don't want to see Megumi be saved by anyone other than himself. If Megumi is saved by others, then he didn't learn his lesson.
Basically, Megumi has taken Tsumiki's place as the Sleeping Beauty that is in need of rescuing. He's become a passive agent in his own life, which is exactly what gave Sukuna an opening.
If Gojo or Yuji, or anyone for that matter, comes in and saves Megumi without Megumi putting up a fight, then this whole growth process is metaphorically and literally aborted.
Like you, I personally think that this period could be a metaphorical gestational period for Megumi and I wonder if he's going to reach a tipping point where the anger he feels is stronger than the learned helplessness or something like that.
I just wanted to know what you think the best outcome for his character would be?
ALL THAT TO SAY THAT YES. Sukuna might be my other fave, but I am looking forward to either Megumi giving him a hard time or straight up beating the crap out of him.
Megumi has earned that privilege.
Right now, I am wondering how UV has affected Megumi's brain and what that will mean for his behavior. My hc is that his negative self-image is partly due to "reason". In other words, reason = his sense of self as the story he tells himself about himself.
But Megumi levels up because of imagination. Now that he's been hit by UV (I understand it's been 5 times?), how has being flooded with infinity affected the left (reason or logic, analytical) hemisphere of his brain?
Another idea I've been keeping quiet about is that part of the rebirth process involves moving through hell and up into heaven (a la Dante's Divine Comedy as a metaphor for a process of initiation or enlightenment). Megumi right now is sinking in hell as he comes face to face with inner evil.
So can we expect him to come back up? Will Beatrice make a cameo? I'm looking forward to whatever the cursed cat is cooking.
I just have so many thoughts zooming around my brain and I'm trying to...make them make sense...
ahaha, same tho.
Hey thanks again for the Megumi love, the kind comments, and for stopping by! Here's to hoping Gege does bring our boy back 🙌.
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Heyo! I saw you opened writing requests, can you do Cross X Reader? I don’t really care what gender, I just want fluff with my boy :3
I did NOT expect a request so fast. Thank you for asking! You are the first ever request and I hope I did good!
Fluff Thief
Warnings: Fluff up ahead!
Pairings: Cross x Reader
Cross looked around aimlessly, getting more agitated by the minute. He crashes at Epic’s place whenever he’s wandering the AUs and needs a place to rest his head. But recently his jacket seems to keep disappearing more frequently and it’s making him go crazy!
“Duuuuude. Have you seen my jacket?” Cross called out to Epic, still rummaging through piles of junk.
Epic walked in his room, dodging some stuff he’s thrown, “Bruh chill. Gonna knock someone out with all that throwing.”
“Well I wouldn’t be throwing stuff around if my jacket wouldn’t go missing! Seriously it happens every Weekend….,” Cross grumbled.
Epic suddenly had a lightbulb pop over his head, “Ooooo….could it be (Y/N)? They always wash clothes in the weekends. Your jacket probably gets cleaned as well since you leave clothes here.”
Cross didn’t even think of that. (Y/N) also lived with Epic. His best friend helped them when they had no where else to go. So they repay by helping with chores around the house. They were very sweet….he can’t really be mad at them for simply washing his jacket. Still he did need it. So Cross asked where they were now and left to ask for his jacket back.
(Y/N) folded the clothes away and their eyes landed on Cross’ jacket. A blush went across their face. They LOVED his jacket and how fluffy it looked! They admittingly had a crush on the chocolate loving skeleton. They giggled when they remembered letting Cross try his first chocolate taco ice cream. He was so excited, it made them laugh. He was usually so serious….they wished he was more silly and comfortable around them.
(Y/N) looked around nervously, “Ok….coast is clear!” They swiftly put on his jacket. “So soooooft~! I could stay in this forever….”
“(Y/N)? You in there?”
Oh no…..(Y/N) instantly panicked. Why is he here?! They tried to take the jacket off but Cross opened the door too fast.
“Have you seen my….” His voice trailed off seeing (Y/N), halfway from removing the jacket.
A moment of silence lasted between the two. Cross stared in complete shock and in awe. They looked so cute in his jacket! He didn’t expect it at all….a nosebleed appeared on his face with a dark purple blush. (Y/N) also was blushing.
“D-D-Don’t you know how to knock?!” They shouted.
“W-W-Why are you in my jacket….,” Cross asked.
(Y/N) snuggled into the fluff of the hoodie, “It’s soft….” Cross’ soul is about to burst from this. Since when were they THIS cute?!
“Can I have it back?” Cross asked. He needed to get it back now more then ever. Yes they were cute….but didn’t want to lose his jacket.
(Y/N) pouted, “Just a little longer…?”
“No (Y/N). Cause then you’ll try to take it from me,” Cross said.
“Pleeeeease,” (Y/N) pleaded. They’re gonna be stubborn aren’t they….?
“No and that’s final. Now give me my-,” Cross said before trying to grab the sleeve, ��JACKET!!!!”
“NO,” (Y/N) shouted.
They jumped back, bumping the back of their knees against the bed. Cross accidentally pushed them, causing the two to collapse on the bed….making an awkward position of Cross on top of (Y/N). Cross’ hands were beside their head, pinning them in place. The two were blushing, steam practically fuming from their faces. But after a moment of silence, (Y/N) looked up at him shyly before lifting themselves up. Cross thought they wanted to get up and tried to let them up but they wrapped their arms around his neck. This caused him to fall back down, his teeth accidentally smashing into their lips. He was stunned as (Y/N) didn’t push him away and kissed back, making Cross do the same. After they separated, (Y/N) smiled up lovingly at him.
“I….love you Crossy,” (Y/N) muttered. Cross heard them but smiled a dorky smile.
“I love you too, little thief,” Cross said, “Here I came to get my stolen jacket….but you ended up stealing my heart instead. Don’t worry….you can keep it~”
“Cross….,” (Y/N) began to say.
“Except the jacket. I still want it back,” Cross quickly added. The two laughed and stayed cuddling in the bed.
A flash suddenly went off making them look at the doorway to see Epic taking pics.
“Ah Sup bruh? Totally not gonna show this to everyone….uh….,” He pulled out a condom, “Y’all gonna need this-“ Cross threw a chancla at him and chased him out the room.
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Request: Reader x Jack meet via his text fan line and hook up after a show ***Smut/Sweet***
Jack had seen you on social media and thought you were cute in a different way. He rarely even looked twice at fans in that way but saw how much you care about your mom and it touched him in a different way as he really loved his mom. When you reached out and texted him and were so sassy he was surprised but it also interested him. He chuckled at your latest text that read….
“So….you put this number up and don’t text people back? “
He was on the tour bus and threw his head back and laughed. Neelam looked at him funny. “You ok?” She said looking over. “What’s so funny?”
“This fan, she’s so interesting. She’s so sweet online and then texts me full of sass.” He laughed showing Neelam your message.
“Kinda true. Why post a number if you can’t text them back Mr.?” She said punching him in the arm
“It was to connect with people not to have this kind of attitude.” He grinned, clearly amused by you. He decided to text back “Watch the attitude missy. I’m a busy man but I see you. I love my mom too.” And hit send
You were getting your hair done when you got the text. “What??” You suddenly moved in shock to the dismay of your stylist
“Would you keep still?!” She said jerking your head back
“But Jack just texted me back!” You said excitedly as she was trying to focus on braiding
“I don’t care if Jesus texted you back girl. Keep your head still.” She said clearly not understanding what had just happened
“He told me to watch my mouth!” You said laughing “but that he sees I love my mom and he does too, what a sweetheart.”
On your way home another text came in. “Up for a chat if you don’t mind.” You stopped in your tracks and went cold. You decided to wait about an hour before you responded. He had to know you weren’t just ready and available even though you totally were!
After about an hour you said “That would be nice”
2seconds later he texted “So I see you waited a bit cuz you’re too cool…Nice.”
“Holy shit he called me on that!” You said to yourself surprised “Yes I did. I can’t let you think I’m just waiting to respond.” You texted back
Jack smiled on the other end “Respect. When can you talk? Chillin on the bus right now. Hit me up.”
PART 2
You finally were settled at home and found a quiet spot to text Jack back. Your stomach was filled with butterflies as you texted “Hey, how are you?”
Not even a minute went by and he started texting back “Resting…you?”
“Just got my hair done.” You said smiling at your phone
“Not on some creepy shit but you wanna FaceTime?” He asked
You hesitated but it was a good way to know if it was him. “Sure” you replied
“Wow, not very enthusiastic lol” he said
“I’m nervous sorry.” You said
Jack was grinning ear to ear and initiated FaceTime. You held your breath until his face popped up and suddenly all fear left you. Those baby blues were looking right at you. “Hey” he said smoothly
“Hi Jack! It is you damn.” You blurted and covered your mouth collapsing into a giggle.
“Who da fuck else would it be?” He said laughing. He was reclined in his seat with his feet up and looked a bit tired.
“You never know these days” You said seriously “You tired?”
“I am, it just hits you once you stop running around.” He said putting one hand behind his head and looking so sexy. “So lets cut to the chase. Why are you so sweet online and barking at me on my number?”
“Oh I guess I’m a little sweet and salty.” You said looking down, a little ashamed you came off so jerky “I apologize. I was just so anxious for you to hit me back.”
“Well I did. Here we are.” He said holding you in his gaze and causing you to shiver. “So moms…you love yours I see?”
“Very much so. I miss her awful.” You said yearningly
“Bruh, I feel you. My mom is everything to me. Without her I wouldn’t be where I am today.” He said warmly “Anything I can do to help?”
You were surprised at this comment. Why would Jack Harlow care so much? What you didn’t know is he had been watching your socials for awhile and secretly admiring you. When you texted his community line he lit up. “I’m going to be in your city soon. You coming to the show?” He asked with that one irresistible eyebrow going up.
“I can’t. I didn’t get tickets fast enough, but I know you’ll kill it!” You said half disappointed, half excited for him.
“Well you don’t need a ticket to watch the show from the side of the stage.” He said “I’ll have a car pick you up.”
“What? Jack that’s amazing!!!” You squealed
“Don’t fucking tell a soul.” He said seriously
“I won’t. Lip is zipped.” You said
PART 3
When the day came to meet Jack you felt like you were reuniting with an old friend. Jack had consistently texted and FaceTimed you for the last few weeks until he got to your city. That evening you were so excited as you listened to his music and got ready for the show. You were wearing a body hugging little black dress and heels with your hair up and makeup on fleek. This was the most special occasion of all occasions. As you put the final touches on your eyeliner he texted “Be there in 20.”
“20 minutes!! Holy shit!” You said hurriedly finishing your look.
You were just spritzing yourself with perfume when you got a call. “Hello Miss, I am here to pick you up, to meet Jack are you ready?”
“I’ll be right down sir.” You said giving yourself a final check. “I hope he likes my dress.” You thought to yourself as you headed outside.
A big black SUV awaited and “the driver” who was Sunni helped you into the huge back seat area where Jack’s mom greeted you.
“OMG Mrs. Harlow! Nice to meet you.” You said happily
“Nice to meet you!” She said back excitedly “I’ve been hearing about you. I have strict orders to buddy up with you and watch the show because the guys get really busy and Jack didn’t want you to feel alone.”
“So sweet of him. Thank you.” You said a little overwhelmed by all this attention. Jack had flown Maggie and other family out just to be with you.
When you got to the show you were ushered into a back stage area where everything was happening all at once. Sunni led you and Maggie through the chaos to Jack’s room and there he was. His back turned at first. He whirled around and saw you and picked you up. “Heyyyyyy!!!” He yelled
“Jack put me down!!” You said howling and hitting his back. “You lunatic.”
He finally put you down and hugged you tight. His 6”3 frame and strong arms swallowing you whole, his musky scent filling your senses with pleasure “I’m so happy your here.” He said calming down. “Please sit and chill with the family” he introduced you to Grandpa and his Aunt Patty. They smiled big smiles like his and waved hello. “I’m up on in 15 so I gotta run, you’ll be shown where to go to see the show.” He pecked you on the forehead and left.
Maggie, Grandpa, Patty and you were led up to the stage. You gasped as you saw the sea of people chanting for Jack. The show looked so different from the stage. As always he delivered an amazing performance. When he laid down on stage to sing Denver you started to cry. Everyone got emotional. The big finale with First Class left you in a trance of him. You wondered what came next.
Everyone went back to a greenroom area where Jack met with fans and kids and took pictures and accepted gifts. He had changed into a soft tracksuit his curls drenched from performing and a fresh quick shower. What an experience. To see him just go go go like this gave you a whole new appreciation for all that he does.
After all the excitement you and Jack went to his private dressing room. He gave you another big hug.
“So…you aight?” He said into your neck as he breathed you in.
“I’m great! You are so special and amazing” you said looking up at him. He hadn’t yet made a move on you.
“Your pretty special and amazing yourself.” He said taking you all in. It was the first time he had a real chance to see how you put yourself together. He led you over to a chair and sat comfortably with you on his lap.
“Listen, there’s no pressure with this whole thing. I know it’s a lot.” He said touching your face gently and giving you a little kiss.
“I can see that.” You said shyly “Jack I hope you know you don’t have to do all of this. I like you anyways”
“I know. I can’t stop thinking about you.” He said caressing your bare arm and gliding his finger under the strap of your dress sitting delicately on your shoulder. “May I?” He said looking at you in anticipation as he moved your strap off your shoulder and kissed you neck.
“Yes.” You managed to breathe
PART 4
Suddenly there was a loud knock on his door. It was Neelam. “Jack you in there?” She yelled
“Ah fuck. I’m sorry.” He apologized “Open the door baby.” He said to you
You jumped off his lap and opened the door to find Neelam with a headset and clip board looking stressed. “Oh my gosh I forgot you were here.” She said in a hurry. “Jack so sorry to bother you but Hot97 is here to interview you. Greenroom in 10 ok?” And with that she left.
Jack groaned and reluctantly got up towering over you. “Duty calls” he sighed as he pecked you on the lips.
You watched the interview that only lasted 15mins and then headed into a Sprinter van out back. A few of his friends and family were already waiting. They all greeted you warmly. “Let’s eat!” Jack announced
At dinner you sat next to him and his hand didn’t leave your thigh all night. He gave you a bite of his dinner which garnered sweet looks from everyone at the table. “To y/n” he said raising his glass of water.
“Salut!” Everyone said as they clinked glasses all around.
PART 5
Finally the time came for you and Jack to be alone. You were shown up to his suite separately from him to keep things private. When you got to the room he had a bouquet of over a dozen roses for you on an entrance table with one word written on a tiny beautiful card that read “Finally”. Also next to the flowers was an actual NDA and a pen. You signed it without hesitation. You anticipated having to sign one at some point. A whole mood was set. A bottle of champagne chilled with chocolate covered strawberries on the side. Soft jazz was playing and lights were dim. If this was no pressure, you wondered what it looked like when he turned it up a notch. You slipped off your shoes and poured yourself a glass of champagne taking a bite of a strawberry. “Jack?” You called.
The suite was huge and he emerged from around a corner on the phone. “Yeah I got it, I gotta go bro. I got company.” He said as he hung up.
“Can I have a bite?” He said walking over to you
You held up your half- bitten strawberry to his lips and he bit into it looking right into your eyes. He glanced over at the signed NDA and grinned. “So you signed on the dotted line.” He said embracing you.
“Was a no brainer” you said getting lost in his arms
“Now I’m nervous” he said bashfully looking down
“Why?” You asked. How could HE be nervous?
“Look, I know I have a reputation but honestly, I don’t trust easy and not always hooking up with random people. That’s not my life.” He explained
“I understand Jack.” You said “I have felt more and more connected to you as we’ve talked the last little while.”
“Me too.” He said taking your hand and guiding you to the balcony. He held you from behind with the city before both of you like you owned it. “Anything is possible with the right person.” He whispered in your ear. “Don’t feel like because I set this whole scene and you signed a piece of paper that we’re not friends or your not safe with me.”
“I feel totally safe.” You said holding his arms over yours. You swayed together for a bit to the soft music.
“Wanna chill?” He said
“Yeah sure.” You agreed already barefoot you playfully dived on the bed and patted the spot next to you.
Jack took this as an invitation to do the same and dove too but was a lot bigger than you and almost toppled you over. “Oh shit sorry!” He said reaching out to make sure you were ok. You both giggled and fell into a deep kiss. Jack’s hands picked up where they left off slipping off the straps of your dress. “This time no interruptions, turn around.” He ordered so he could undo your zipper
You obliged and turned your back to him pushing your butt into his waist. “Ok so that’s how it is huh?” He chuckled as he fumbled with your zipper and finally slipped off your dress. “Damn” he said admiringly your ass and the rest of you. He turned you back around and got on top. “Mmmm you know what my favourite is?”
“Yes of course. You said getting his clothes off and caressing his manhood, guiding it into your space that was waiting for it in wet anticipation.
“Ughhh” He breathed “Take it all in.”
You felt your space being filled as he passionately kissed you and went deeper and deeper into your warmth as your wrapped around him and thrust back. Suddenly you flipped and were now on-top of him.
“Your full of surprises aren’t you?” He said trying to catch his breath. “Show me what you can do.” He said smacking your ass and holding it as you rode him until you clenched and exploded.
“Geezus” he gasped as you released all over him and flipped you over to take you from behind.
Not fully recovered from your orgasm as he reentered you it was more sensitive and you cried out “Fuck!” Your face was buried into a pillow as he took control and dominated holding both your arms back and plundering you into the mattress. “Jack! Please!” You begged. He slowed down gliding in and out of you with ease from how much you desired him not to stop but couldn’t take anymore at the same time.
He pulled out and positioned you on your back to taste all the ecstasy drizzling down your inner thighs licking and sucking the core of your heat. This made you lose you mind as you held onto his curls with one hand and covered your own mouth with the other to stifle your screams. Your legs cradled his head and as he finished eating he parted them and inserted himself back in, leaning to one side and angling himself to make you cum again. You winced in painful enjoyment as he erupted releasing onto your stomach and resting in a heaving sweat on your body. “My god you taste good.” He said kissing your shoulder.
He remained on top of you as he regained his composure and you took a big breath as he got off of you and went to the bathroom emerging with a towel for you. “Shower in the morning?” He said “No need to now since it’s round 2 later.”
“I can’t cum anymore its not possible!” You said looking at him like he was crazy and hitting him with a pillow.
“Anything is possible with you.” He said softly kissing your cheek and pulling you to rest on his chest. You fell asleep in delicious bliss. Safe, happy, and satisfied.
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God. Talking to Lev about the religion we're in the process of making together... He's been treating it as a pet project for only the two of us bc it makes me anxious, ie he's hiding what it truly is and I only know that it's hidden and not what is hidden, but slowly hes introducing the idea of it being an actual established thing with more than just us in it (not necessarily big, just that us two was already intimidating in size when it started so even three people feels Established to me), and I just asked him like. OK. You know. I already know Im coming here and incarnating from the future for A Personal Job, is this a part of it? Do the waters of our time mention or talk about this or does it die with me? I'm not getting into what was said because future shit is the one thing I don't want to discuss anything about online, and also I. kinda. shut down him answering bc I don't want to think about it rn
Suddenly though I'm like... A switch is flicking in my head from "I was a part of the pop culture pagan section of my ex's cult, he was having me expand his cult by creating a 'new religion' based on BB secretly connected to it" to "hold on, why did my ex, who knows who I am and when and where I'm from, start trying to get me to create a new religion with him that's eerily similar to the one Leviathans insisting on creating with me?" i already new my ex has been trying to twist fate and time and reorder his downwards spiral and steal shit for his own and so this is a little...... Uh...
Bc like. I keep getting this overwhelming relief and clarity throughout my entire working w Lev - even way before this was ever a broached subject - these past three years of "ohhh THIS was what I was supposed to be doing, THIS is who I was supposed to be doing things with, THIS is the real god of oceans and dreams and the dark shadowy aspects of life and (etc), my ex was just fully playing up all these aspects to fulfill a role" i never.... Stopped to ask why my ex did that.
Why was he having me fashion a religion based on what I'd later come to find was Leviathans attributes, energies, symbols, etc ?? Because my soul already loved him, he didn't need to pretend to be Lev bc I knew lev and not him or something. He could've picked a mask based on anything - he even specifically picked cut content micolash and not even in game micolash because the mask he chose didn't fit micolash's aesthetics and energies so it's not even a "oh well I just happened to be drawn to micolash bc micolash is like Leviathan, so he had to go with it" they. are not alike. he literally had to change his fictional mask to be like Leviathan. He had to warp the character so hard and just count on cut content mic having no fucking content so that he could be as much like Lev as possible. Yes, they are indeed very similar, but like also no they're not. Anyway. and then he spent five years bringing me into this spirituality only to start building a religion with me -
- oh my god. I always brush past "yeah in the months before we broke up was when he started getting me to write stuff on the religion, our religion (called Oceanic Spirituality. bruh) really only started being made just before shit hit the fan and idk what he was trying to get me to do" but like. I. Wasn't supposed to be making it with him. was I.
#Anyway. Keeping in mind this isn't about being special or some shit this is for me and I incarnate for my own reasons. Everyone does#shit like this lmfao. But like. You know#Me: rejects an answer from lev#Me: suddenly can't stop realising things and typing about it on my blog#Thanks lev.#ramblings //#Leviathanism //
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Eddie fucking Munson. 18+ Eddie Munson x my character. 18+ content. C.w: grinding, choking, hair pulling, gay males, praise, degradation
Levi and Eddie have been best friends for a long ass time. Levi knew he was pansexual and he always knew something was a little fruity about Eddie. The way he would get super excited and jump around, just not feeling straight.
They had even kissed one time during drunk dare or strip. Eddie always seemed awkward after but they had been friends for 5 fucking years. Levi didn't care as much, he was always attracted to the long haired boy. He always wanted to feel those curly locks between his fingers as he pulled them from behind.
He'd never give into it. He knew that Eddie was still figuring out his own Sexuality and there's no way he'd want to jump into bed with Levi's kind of freak, if you know what I mean.
But secretly maybe Eddie did enjoy that side. Levi never hid it, and Eddie's eyes would linger slightly on the toys when he would spot them. He wasn't too experienced. He had sex with women before, but with his reputation as the stoner freak not a lot of people wanted to get into that.
Something felt missing to Eddie. Even during sex he felt like there could be more. He wanted more but couldn't find it. He always assumed it was just his nature or maybe that's how all freaks felt. Little did he know.
"Yo Ed's, you home?" Levi called from the doorway
He heard some rustling before the curly head popped out around a corner. He watched the big smile appear on his best friend as he walked inside. Eddie had a joint in his hand that he moved to his mouth when he started their secret handshake from freshman year. Levi always admired the way Eddie's mouth would form around the rolled weed stick.
"What are you doing here? Didn't you have plans?" Eddie asked before plopping down on the couch.
"Eh I guess so. But those plans got boring real fast. Guys really shouldn't say they are into kink if all they want is Choking or some shit." Levi said as rolled his eyes
"I mean I guess. But I wouldn't know about that. Like what does Choking even feel like bruh. Like I don't know if I want to go to the hospital right after fucking someone. That's how I become the fucking town felon again." He snorted with amusement and slight bitterness
"I mean-" Levi moved his hand in front of Eddie. Stunning the smaller male while lightly grabbing his neck. He squeezed the sides once he felt the blood under the skin. He watched Eddie's eyes closely as he did so, knowing to stop immediately if he felt uncomfortable. But Eddie's eyes deepened, his breath hitched as be shuddered slightly. Levi smirked and pulled away.
"Now you know. It's fucking nice but I need more personally. Also like I'm ok with small stuff but don't talk big talk for nothing. Kink isn't for those people."
"Haha wow dude give me a warning next time maybe. What if that like freakishly turned me on? Or I thought you would jump my bones right there? I enjoy a warning before I am assaulted by my best friend" Eddie said with a dumb look
"Shut up Munson you know you liked it. I've seen that look hundreds of times, you would want more."
"Yeah right man. In your gay ass dreams" Eddie retorted
"But what do you mean 'kink isn't for those people?'" Eddie asked
"Kink, bdsm, ddlg/b, any of it isn't for people who don't understand. When there is a dom and a sub it's not what it seems. There is a significant amount of trust between these people. The sub is temporarily giving the dom their power but they can always reclaim that with safe words or a change of scenery. There's more to it but that's mostly it. I never go really far with people who don't understand. But I've never gone to my full potential anyway." Levi explained calmly
Eddie took a second to replay it, crafting a response because this had taken a serious turn and he didn't want to say something really fucking stupid about it.
"Why haven't you gone that far with someone?" Eddie decided to ask
"I don't trust anyone enough. I'd need someone I knew and trusted and who trusted me, someone like you" Levi motioned with his hand
"Me?! Are you trying to pull that weird shit on me?!" Eddie jumped over the top of the couch and held up his fingers in a cross. But there was still a stupid smile on his face.
"You asked me man. I explained." Levi said with a small laugh.
'Yup this is my dumbass best friend' he though with a shake of his head.
"Yeahhh whatever. Tell me more freako" Eddie said as he jumped back on the couch, setting his legs on Levi's lap.
"You're one to talk there Munson. But anyway, what do you want to know?" Levi asked
"Uhhh damn I didn't think of that. How about… what is the most dangerous thing you've done?" Eddie asked with a sparkle in his eyes, that sparkle that means he's listening and wants to learn about this new world.
"Hm probably when I threatened a guy with a knife during a blowjob. He loved it though." Levi said
"Bro what the fuck? Y'all are into that? Like how??" Eddie's eyes were bulging now
"It's very different when you're in an actual scene. Outside of it the thought of having your life threatened is not settling, but with someone you trust and know good enough while you're horny and into it is a lot different." Levi explained his experiences
"I mean I guesss. But I don't know. I don't have sex enough to ever even try. Plus I'm never that comfortable with anyone." Eddie said
"What do you mean comfortable? Have you not been using consent right? I know I at least gave you that speech." Levi said like a dad
"No bro I've been good on that end. I just don't feel like I'd be able to, like I don't want to take control of someone's life." Eddie said with a shake of his head
"Hm have you ever thought about it the other way tho? Someone dominating you?" Levi asked
"Nope but I don't think I'd want a girl to do it." Eddie said and continued thinking
"What about a guy?" Levi asked intently
"No! I've got nothing against it but I've never even let myself think about that shit" Eddie said with a weird face
"Then think about it. Right now. Think of a guy you find genuinely attractive and listen to me alright? How's that sound man?" Levi offered, curious of where this would end up
"I mean fineee. Just don't make me question my life again dude." Eddie said and leaned his head back on his hands then closed his eyes.
"No promises, ready?" Levi asked
"As ready as I'll ever be." Eddie sighed
"Ok think of that guy and think about how it would feel for him to take control of you, but also taking care of you. You trust this man with your life so you can be comfortable." Levi starts
Eddie nods through it, doesn't say much though.
"Think about his hand wrapped around your neck the way mine was. To feel your head go dizzy and fog with intense need." Levi's voice got deeper. He needed to keep himself in check for right now.
"Ok I guess that's not that bad. But it sounds weird. I wouldn't even know what to do with a guy" Eddie said with his eyes still closed.
"Well you seem more submissive anyway, so the guy would be taking care of you instead. I could go into detail if you want?" Levi offered
Eddie's head snapped up.
"No! I don't want to learn about butt sex today man. Changing gears here, time for you to spill some secrets. What are you really into asshole?" Eddie said quickly
"Hm I mean I do like Choking, I like being dominant, I like control, I like Bondage, degradation, CNC, thigh riding, face fucking, knife play, blood-" Levi was cut off
"Woah dude! Damn how about start small?! That was way too much." Eddie slightly yelled
"Oh whatever you're just a pussy." Levi challenged
"Then unpussify me. Show me some, kink master." Eddie smiled.
Levi felt something stir at the boy who was challenging him. That sparkle in his eyes and the smile. Fuck Levi could barely take it to stare this idiot in the face like this.
"Ok Munson, you asked." Levi said
He moved quickly, pinning Eddie down fast and settling between his legs. Eddie yelped then let out a small laugh at the surprise. Then he met Levi's eyes. Those intense eyes that hid something.
"So this… is where the arteries are. They pump the blood to the brain. But when they are squeezed like I did to you earlier… it makes things foggy and pleasurable." Levi started explaining. He trained his hand down Eddie's jaw. Thinking about grabbing it harshly while fucking him.
"Do it." Eddie said
Levi's head snapped up.
"Huh?" He asked
"Do it again. More properly this time. I can see that you're thinking about it. So do it I can take it I'm a big boy." Eddie smiled
"Ok baby boy." Levi said
He trailed his hand down slowly, tracing from one side to the other of his neck. He settled his hand, found the points, then looked Eddie in the eye again. He squeezed. Not too hard but enough for the boy. He saw somewhat of the same look as early.
"Harder. Don't hold back on me now" Eddie said deeply.
Levi smirked, squeezing twice as hard. That slightly surprised Eddie, he squeaked a little at the action. His eyes rolling back and his hips bucking forward. Once he realized it he freaked out.
"Fuck man I'm sorry I didn't expect that. I didn't mean to uh fuck I'm sorry." Eddie looked terrified
"It's ok Ed's, it's normal. Nothing I can't handle. Do you want me to show you more? I know we can definitely add Choking to your list." Levi chuckled a little.
"Yeah yeah. Keep going I'm curious. Just let me know if we should stop because of my reactions cause I don't know what will happen now. " Eddie huffed a little
"Ok but you let me know too. Like I said, trust is important and discussing consent comes first." Levi said.
"I know" Eddie said
"So what else do you want to know" Levi asked. He was still on top of the other boy.
"Uhh hair pulling. Why do people like that shit. Whenever those assholes at school touch my hair I want to kill them. Shit hurts." Eddie said
"That's a good one. So the key is to pull near the roots so it's a different kind of tension. Here let me show you. Lift your head a little." Levi said
Eddie listened and Levi slipped his hand into those strands. His small dream was almost coming true right in front of him. He gripped the roots, and tugged slightly.
"Oh that's all?" Eddie asked and released the tension from his body.
"Nope" Levi said right before pulling harder. Eddie moaned under him. He bit his lip and shuddered again. Levi held it there for a second, letting go, rubbing the area then he pulled it again.
"Oh fuck" Eddie said, he slightly grinded against his best friend without realizing it. He was fully hard now. They both were. Levi was getting a little painful but he was used to it. He'd endure it for hours to watch these reactions. He's wanted this boy for so long.
"That's a good job Ed's. Just feel it. Do what feels natural to your body. I'm here and you're safe so just let go a little. Levi soothed slightly. Eddie's hands wrapped around Levi's neck. He opened his eyes and stared into the green ones on top of him. He had that same look of need. He was enjoying this, a lot. He wanted more.
"How do you feel" Levi asked quietly. He had releases the boys hair and was now just supporting his own weight.
"Uh good. It's really good Levi." Eddie admitted with a blush
"I can tell. You were grinding against me." Levi smirked again
"I- I was? I'm sorry" Eddie looked away embarrassed.
"Hey Ed's look at me. It's ok. I don't mind. Feel this." Levi thrusted forward slowly. He enjoyed the small friction for a second and watched eddie closely. Eddie's eyes fluttered for a second. He moaned slightly.
"What does it mean?" Eddie asked sincerely
"I've liked you for a long time Ed's. I dream about this moment. And the moment where I get to fuck you how I want to. You're enjoying this Eddie. That could mean a few things but do you want to get into that right now?" Levi chuckled a little
"I want you. That's what I want" Eddie said
"I know Eddie I know. But what is it you want? Are you sure?" Levi asked, knowing to be soft before the real stuff happened.
"Yes Levi I want this. I want you. Please" Eddie bucked his hips up again.
"Ok baby boy. I'll take care of you. As long as you call me master again. That was fucking hot." Levi smiled a little.
"Yes master. Whatever you want" Eddie said lowly
Levi adjusted his weight for a second. He brought a hand up, 2 fingers out.
"Suck" he said
Eddie's eyes widened but so did his mouth. He accepted the digits into his mouth and sucked shyly. Levi moaned slightly at the feeling. He just wanted to gag the man and watch those eyes water and beg. He wanted to destroy him. He damn near needed it. To play with his best friend like that then take care of him after. He got lost in his thoughts for a second, grinding on Eddie a little more, moaning again. He watched the boy moan around his fingers. When the spit started to slip out of his mouth Levi pulled them out.
"Undo your pants baby. Take your Cock out. I want to see what i can do to you." Levi said lowly. Eddie nodded and took his pants off faster than ever. He groaned at how free he felt. He needed some friction though. Levi looked at those pleading eyes again.
"It's ok. I'll take care of it. You're so pretty Eddie. Look at how hard you are, so ready for me. You're such a good boy."
Eddie bucked up into nothing and moaned Louder.
"Please! Oh God please do something." Eddie said
Levi used his wet fingers to graze the tip of Eddie's hard dick. He brought them down, back up, before wrapping them around and stoking it slowly. Eddie moaned and mewled at the feeling. He was finally being satisfied. He felt like he waited so long for that. His mind was clouded and he could think about anything other than those expert fingers around his dick.
"Good boy Eddie. Moan as loud as you want for me. I'm loving it." Levi said lowly. He moved faster. Soon Levi would get impatient. He needed to watch Eddie come undone. He wanted to watch his fucked out face beg for more. God he needed to control himself.
"More- oh more please" Eddie moaned.
Levi leaned back, he then spit onto Eddie's dick and rubbed it around a little. He rubbed faster. Twisting his hand at the middle and rubbing the boy how he needed. Eddie moaned Louder. He was getting close and they both knew it.
"That's it Ed's. You're getting so close to cumming in my hands. Such a good fucking whore. You sucked these fingers I'm rubbing against you. You're so fucking dirty. You make me so God damn hard." Levi was saying what he was thinking at that point. He knew Eddie needed the dirty talk to get there as fast as Levi was wanting.
"Oh yes oh God master please. If you keep doing that I will cum in your hands. I'm going to cum so hard please I need it. Make me cum master please." Eddie moaned pathetically
"Good. I love when you moan. I know you can feel how hard I am against your leg. You did that to me. You make me painfully hard as I jerk your dick. I want you to cum Ed's. I want to taste how sweet you are. Cum Eddie. Cum for me. Now Eddie." Levi let go a little. He needed it
"Oh fuckkkk yes. Yes master I'm gonna cum for you. Don't waste any please I want you to enjoy it. Yes oh yes I'm cumming. So good, so so fucking good master. Oh yesss" Eddie mumbled quickly as he came undone fast. He bucked and moaned Louder than ever as he came all over his best friend. His vision went blank, all he felt was the throbbing pleasure of his duck being milked. He had never came this long. It felt like years of amazing pleasure as he continued to buck into slowing hands.
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Sherlock Holmes (2009) Reaction:
Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]
[This reaction is sponsored by the Actual Snack Food I'm eating: I has a soda. Be proud!] Same! Mtn dew! It’s been a while since I had one… I’ve already drank three ☠️
Oh suspenseful music
RDJ! He loooks so different without facial hair [He does indeed]
Oooooof. Ouch [That was a very... awkwardly placed shimmy down to the knee tho… Buddy, why you getting that close?]
So like Sherlock’s thing. Is he’s really smart? Orrrr [Ma'am- Do you not know Sherlock Holmes?] I know he’s a detective? [Okay, hold up. Pause… This is kinda a crucial bit of information ☠️] Ok [His thing is being observant. And yes, being well versed in a lot of subjects, but-] Soooo like shawn [Yes, like Shawn. Pretty much exactly like Shawn, but a little more drug addicted and differently fixated (e.g. not pop culture, and more science in general)]
Is that John? [Yes] Well. I’m already seeing some Things. “I like the hat” “Thanks just picked it up” [Also… "I thought I left the stove on" "You did" DOMESTIC BLISS AT ITS FINEST]
Oh shit Watson got moves too [Ma'am, Watson was in the military aksldjf] Idk why I thought he just stood to the side like an npc [Nah, he was an army doctor]
☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Oop-] “Your colleague… won’t be moving with you” [*simultaneously* "Your colleague? Won't be moving with you, will he?" Hmmmmm, why you asking, bud?] ☠️☠️☠️ SBC
Aw man Watsons leaving. Well, “Leaving” [No wonder Holmes is moody] Does he tho? [I say nothing]
He’s like I must make myself look mentally unstable…. Oh I always do… damn
[Men will get on their knees in front of their best bro buds] Detective bros? Crime solving bros? Mystery bros? Hmmm… [Baker Street Bros] YESSSSS OMG
[Poor pup :(]
Eww, not the woman [Holmes not wanting to meet his best bro bud's girlfriend/fiancee]
“You wear a jacket” Why did you think I wouldn’t like this? ☠️☠️ [I said I couldn't remember it well aslkdfjalskdfj It's been years since I saw it. I said I wasn't going to stake my rep on it]
The smile. THE SMILEEEE! I LOVE RDJ
YESSSS
Oooof… Oh, let me fangirl over my love- your fiancé
Oh, ma’am… You shouldn’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to
I THOUGHT HE SAID “YOU’RE STUPID” [alskdjf nope] BUT HES MAKING HER FEEL IT ANYWAY [I mean, she did ask] OOOOOOOOOOF
WELL DAMN, HE AIN'T EVEN PHASED [That's another thing about Holmes... He does tend to be a bit arrogant.]
What is happening?!? [Holmes boxes] Victorian-era boxing
Oooooof, sweeet lord. This is hurting me
They are like… well damn
[Did I mention the drug-addicted bit? He used morphine and cocaine in the books.]
Then you’d be a bastad.
Oh look: Bastad.
That looks unsafe
[Watson sulking] Well, damn. [Boyfriends bickering] ☠️☠️☠️ Like every single line, I’m like. Yep. I be seeing the it. [Yeahhhh me too. Like I said, it was years ago that I watched this last, but now. Now I see it.] If I didn’t know there was hella fanfics I would already be checking, but I’ve seeeeeen it. [I think most are about Sherlock tho. Not Sherlock Holmes (2009)] A lot I’ve read are for this one [Oh. Well okay then. I yield to your expertise. I haven't looked ☠️] I seek them
[Bruh, even this interaction verges on. Things.]
Oh shit. The way he slid into those bars
Buddy he has no sane thoughts in his head [Which buddy?] The bad guy
Ack. Sweet lord
["Death is only the beginning" They plagiarized The Mummy aslkdjfa;lskdfj] Oh damn
Or is it 👀👀
Rachael McAdams!!! I love her!
[This is a slightly less malicious BBC Musketeers Athos/Milady, btw]
Oh, burn: “And you’re between husbands”
[Actually, ma'am... I wouldn't put it passed you to poison an envelope, ngl. Milady-coded.]
Ohhh Watson being pouty and jealous now [What else is a guy's bud bro bestie to do?]
The screech [Matt Meese-sounding mf] Oh ☠️😂😂😂
I’m ded. He fell into the building
[WATSON] “It’s nothing to do with me” [LITERALLY DOING THE NAIL THING]
[“‘You’ means ‘us’” "’You’ means ‘you’" Watson, don't pretend]
Ackkk Marryyyy 😤😤 the name just keeps a bitchy reputation (I say in defense of Sherlock being bitchy)
That’s me [Lestrade?] Yup. Can’t pronounce the big word AND too scared to do my job
Sweet lord… Blech
[Bruh. Y'all are saying the same thing at the same time. That's kinda Subtext.] 😂😂😂😂
[Supernatural, you say?] 👀👀👀 Carry on my wayward soooooon
["Scratches around the keyhole" *PTSD flashback from BBC Sherlock starts*]
Oooop- “Brothersss” She means Bros
["Give her my best" *Hates himself for saying it* That's some right-fine pining, my dude] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [AND HIS SMILE WHEN JOHN CAME BACK???] But. But marryyy 😩😂😂😂 I love it
Oh mah gawd. The poor frog
[I love their outfitssss. Btw, this is how I dress. Well, half the time. The other half of the time, it's cargo pants and flannel as;ldkfj] ‘Cause you were born in the wrong time [This... Is true]
Moood
Thasss a big man
The screeeeeech
[Ring go bye-bye. That feels symbolic] ☠️☠️ [He does marry her before the next film, though, iirc] Ahhh I see
“Brother” [Sir didn't even remember the important ring he just bought in favor of running after his best bro bud]
Welp, he’s asleep.
Bitch better wake up
[Um. Bud. Buds. That was– Ya know what. Okay.] aka if you go we both go
Oh, Watson ["Having been talked into going with you" Bro, you went back without a single bit of coercion] Don’t do the “I just risked my life for you then bitch you out for it” thing
[Y'ALL. Y'ALLLLL] “Steal your clothes,” huh? [OUR DOG?!?!?] Yep. I can hear the fic ideas pinging off. Like those troll hug bracelets…If you haven’t seen the movie you won’t get that [alksdjf nope, I haven’t]
Like, how she was smiling? Like… Bruh. Ew
[Also, Watson acting like he's a paragon of relationships without Holmes’ interference when he just lost the ring he'd only just bought] Right?!
Not me sitting here hoping this has the sappy ass (Sherlock) “fine, you want me to go away, I will”… (Watson) *miserable, comes crawling back* [I KNOW. SAME. AND I CAN'T REMEMBER IF IT DOES OR NOT.] If it doesn’t the fandom will ☠️ If the fandom doesn’t gimme 30 mins and it will 😭😂☠️ [I, personally, am a fan of this conversation being followed by serious personal harm to person 1. Angsty though it is... Well, I guess that's on-brand] I was gonna say that but my thumbs were cramping uppppp [as;lkdjf] Look at us being sadistic. But with a happy end. [As I said... on-brand]
Le gasp! His son!
SOMEONE LET HIM PICK A LOCK! SHEESH!
["I hit a dead end... and my bud bro bestie is fighting with me :("] Now I sad
“Oh, dear” ☠️☠️
[Once again: the lighter, (only slightly) less toxic, less murder-couple-y Athos/Milady. And the "less," btw, is by a smidgeon, not a bunch]
He ded
Damn… Jealous. That’s a nice tub. [You're about to not be jealous] Ooooop ghost son’s a coming
[As I said, much less jealous… He just drowned/boiled to death in it.] Blech. BLECHHHH
So is this supernatural like… for real? [Whyyyy do you think I'd tell you this?]
Poor maid
Is he like wigged out by dead people? Sherlock, I mean? [What do you mean by wigged out? I thought I knew what you meant but don't see the context] ‘Cause at the first one it was like he couldn’t look at the body. Then it seemed like he was weird when he walked in this room. But he stopped this time. [No, he's just observing. And also hiding shit from the cops.] Fair
I’m still feeling some type of way about her getting John out and not Sherlock too… and John just left. The dishonor! [I KNOW]
["Thanks for that, by the way" John, give a bit more than that] Dishonorrrr. Hmph, and it’s a movie so any divorce arc we get is gonna be short-lived. [That's the plot of this film: Baker Street Bros solve a case While Divorcing] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Go to Google: that's the blurb that comes up] I bet you if I typed that into google there’s a fic [With a worse ship name]
["Not us." "Right, of course." Ummmmm Byler Rain Scene-coded??? "What did you think? That we were never gonna get fiancees? That we were just gonna sit in our flat all day and solve crimes for the rest of our lives?" "Yeah. I guess I did."] ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
😂😂😂 [Bad guy did the swoop again]
Nooo. Noooooo. I’m ded. He fucking shot in circles and used all his bullets
Oh shit
OH SHIT [GAH DAMMIT LET HIM PICK A LOCK] OH SHIT OH SHIT [He still hasn't been able to :(] This is like a fuckign saw movie
["Don't get excited… because I'm taking off your belt"]
Sweeet lord
[I love her outfittttt. Once again: that's how I dress alksdjflsakj]
He got to pick one [He did!]
[Also, why does he look so uncomfortable when she hugged him alksdjf] I KNOW
Oh shit
[Oh yeah. Watch this. I do remember this one, actually. I remarked on this one even back when I first watched] Ooooooof
OOOOOF
I LOVE THIS COP [Also, he couldn't get Holmes to focus unless he confirmed Watson was alive elkasdjf;lkdsajf]
I KNOWWWW 😭😭😭
Ack bitchy lady lol
Run, Sherlock! She’s onto you! [She's actually being frustratingly not bad, ngl] Hmmmph. She just has a bitchy face, though. Like, she squints menacingly when she talks.
[But also. Buddy obsessing over the case because Now It's Personal] I KNOWWW 😭😭☹️
[Bruh, it's Howl's Moving Castle. House boutta move] Now he has to eat a star
Sir. [...] Well, then. [Cas: “You look terrible.” Dean: “You know, it wouldn’t kill you to lie every now and again” vs. Watson: “You look gorgeous” Sherlock: “Somehow, I knew you wouldn’t leave.” It’s the same scene.] 😭😭😭😭
A snek
I keep wondering why he keeps talking like this. (Like oh he’s being funny) but no. No that’s just how they talk ☠️☠️☠️☠️ [Yup]
‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello [I've heard that somewhere before] I think the new angel in GOmens watched Sherlock Holmes [THAT'S WHERE]
Oh shit
[HOLMES GOT TO PICK ANOTHER LOCK] You go buddy!
😂😂😂😂 He said soldier boy
[He. he did not get to pick the lock apparently] Oh noooo [He had the key] For shame
Shoot him. Now please
[I love her vestttttt]
Oop- Lorge guy is back
[Teamwork makes the dreamwork] 😂😂😂
This man and just easily breaking bonesss
“Course I can.” Buddy. He is quite big. You sure
We know, John, we know.
Noooooo. Nope. That’s where I forfeit the deal I had with scary mystery man. Fuck that.
Ooooooof [A fitting irony, that] Right?!
[This is a cliffhanger for the second film, btw. Which we should watch... tomorrow] YESSS
AWWW he’s leaving [:(] Poor Sherlock
[BRUH HE GAVE- HE GAVE IRENE'S PENDANT TO HIS BEST BRO BUD FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING?] Le gasp
Wot. WOT. ["MY TONGUE IS GOING; I'LL BE NO USE TO YOU AT ALL" CONTEXT? WHAT CONTEXT?] ☠️☠️☠️
["Our dog"]
Oooop. We’re there. Being able to control anything with the touch of a button? It’s the future.
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Jezebel: AHHHH! New ship unlocked! Well, it was already unlocked, but now it’s fully activated
Wench: Congratulations, my dear :)
Jezebel: Ok so movie end point... as was expected I love it and I definitely want to watch the second tomorrow 😁😁😁😁 I loveeeee RDJ so I figured I would too! 😂😂 but like my husband said when I asked, there’s not many movies I don’t like. I’m very easily pleased lol.
Wench: We’ll have to do it tomorrow, then, after my work’s done :)
Jezebel: Hmpppphhh Maryyyy 😤😤 and I don’t even really have a reason to not like her minus her name is just attached to bitchy women… ok, that’s a lie, she’s bitchy too! 😂😂😂😂 Not, like, god awful. But.. it’s the eyes
Wench: Ma'am! Problem child.
Jezebel: But aside from all this. The main reason we are here… Sherlock and Watson… are… Welp they are in love obviously. Like. Duh. You do not act like that with just a friend. I see what the hype is about and if the blatant chemistry- er- “subtext” is there in the show too. Then yeahhhhh it just is not deniable
Wench: I. May have just tuned out, my deepest apologies. I got distracted. By The Musketeers. I’m making you watch it. BUT. Anyway… fair! And other movie thoughts? (I don't really have much to add... I've seen it before enough that it's just kinda. There. Also, is hella late and my brain be unhelpful rn.)
Jezebel: I 👀 I can’t think of any.
Wench: Ma'am, you condensed the entire plot to the ship and bitchiness
Jezebel: Welp…. Help! Ask me about something cause my mind is panic erasing as we speak
Wench: … The bad guy? The plot? The acting? literally anything??????
Jezebel: Okayyyy! So The bad guy looks just fucking like Stanley Tucci! But it’s not and as soon as I saw who he was I remembered in another movie he is in I thought he was Stanley Tucci again lol. But this guy actually has been in a lot more big movies!
Wench: alskdfj
Jezebel: The acting? Ma’am! How dare you! The acting was :Chef_Kiss: spectacular. Period. 😂
Wench: Hmph. You said to ask stuff. It's not like you'd answered that before.
Jezebel: The plot. To be honest I kept getting lost in them flirting and then trying to get my thumbs to type fast enough I was confused for a bit about what was even happening in the plot. Past there’s a bad guy who was executed but didn’t die, or maybe he did but then came back they don’t know. And he is killing people ☠️☠️ but I got it all now! 😂😂
Wench: …
Jezebel: Shush! I gotta say tho… I love movies set in the past that have like some hyper advanced technology. That’s so simple to us now!
Wench: Yeah, that’s fair :)
Jezebel: And… Okay, now idk what else to say 😭😭
Wench: Nor I; perks of me running on very little sleep… This has been the most boring Wench half of the reaction in the history of Wench and Jezebel, but it's fineeeee.
Jezebel: 😂😂😂😂
Wench: It'll pick up for tomorrow... Sequel then?
Jezebel: YES!
Wench: Aight… til then :)
#sherlock holmes 2009#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#or as we like to call them:#baker street bros#irene adler#mary watson#we're posting this at 2 am btw#just for a glimpse into our mental states#warning for those who don't know this blog...#jezebel is very shipper. her dislike of mary stems from this. forgive her her sins#reactions#movie reactions#jezebel (pr)
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Mod: Attraction discourse subthread
1. Bruh, the problem wasn't being sexually attracted to random people, no one was shaming wanting to fuck. The problem was telling a bunch of random people for absolutely no reason that you wanna bang random people in some weird creepy way. Esp since it was a response to some creepy 30 yo wanting to bang her 20 yo student. Do ya legit think that the most logical thing to do is, to think it's normal to tell complete strangers on the internet, via a DOLL confession blog that you wanna fuck some random person? Also, there have been a considerable amount of people confessing about wanting to bang their dolls, or enjoying "Ahegao" dolls, and no one has a problem with that.
Some of you really need to relearn what a fucking filter is, not everyone wants to know what makes you gush. People really need to figure out that a bunch of random strangers might not actually be vividly invested in your fantasy sex-life. You can be sex positive without rubbing your weird sex fantasies into people's faces, especially when you see how many people have absolutely no shame, and will even send weird creepy sex tweets to the victims of their infatuation for everyone to see. (Like every female Twitch streamer ever)
It's like those creepy koreaboo posts where they talk about "UwU imagine K-pop star #31132 as a cow, and how he'd just start tearing up if you touched his little weewee." No one needs to see you being a weird incel online. (Yes this was based on a legit twitter post.)
Sex positive and not being a creep, are not mutually exclusive.
~Anonymous
2. the way some of you are about attraction is nuts. you realize it's pretty common for teens to discuss what teacher's the hot one, right? i know my friends and i did. and now that i'm an adult, and i'm in college, if i meet one of them at a bar or something? they probably wouldn't be interested, but if we hook up, that's two consenting adults right there. fucking go live in the real world, you people are sincerely unwell. like oh my god you are fundamentally broken and it's so fucking concerning.
~Anonymous
3. Do y'all really think all these confessions are from teacher anon??? I'm not teacher anon I just think somewhere along the way people got so fucked in the head about finding ADULTS attractive that now a bunch of young people actually think thought crimes are real. If I wasn't midway through my dissertation you people would be my new study project because I desperately want to understand 1) what went wrong with your development and 2) if and how we reintegrate you back into normal human society.
~Anonymous
4. Just to clarify, as the one who sent the question re "Is it ever ok to make a doll of someone you have a crush on in lieu of interacting with them", that was a genuine question and I've seen it come up with celebrity minimees etc., it was stupid of me to bring it up while the teacher who wants to f*ck their student shit was going on (and that IS creepy, power differences like that in relationships ARE very unhealthy I agree)- now y'all think we're the same person but I really was just curious.
~Anonymous
5. lol, my confession was specifically aimed at the creepy stalker teacher level of behaviour. But go off I guess. I guess telling people to get therapy if they start sliding down that kinda creep ass path is bad now.
~Anonymous
6. I hate how the creepy 30y/o teacher issue has led to people outright denouncing having a sexual attraction towards somebody like THAT IN ITSELF is bad. There are things bad and downright creepy about that particular situation and others like it. Sexual attraction in and of itself is a natural physical reaction we were literally evolved to have as humans and is acceptable in society. Some people are asexual and that's fine but it's creepy how anti-sex some terminally online people have gotten.
~Anonymous
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Timeforce was chosen by my wheel of Power rangers. One of my favorite seasons actually, but doesn’t necessarily mean I’m gonna have nostalgia glasses about these mechs.
(Also jesus this season TESTED me for finding pictures that weren’t 96p quality. Like lightspeed and wildforce were rough but damn my dudes)
Timeforce Megazord: Mode Red 4/10
So the main megazord has two modes so I’m gonna rate em separately cause they’re distinct enough. This one is ok, like I’m not angry with it but I also don’t know that I’m a fan? Going through all these ratings I’ve realized how picky I am about the helmets and this guy doesn’t fall into a good spot for me. It’s so WIDE, I understand the idea and I like the concept but in terms of improving it I wouldn’t know where to start. I do like that its supposed to be a knight with the shield and stuff, which matches the battelizer Wes gets but I can tell the idea of “futuristic megazord” and knight really clashed.
Mode Blue 6/10
Ok Ik what your thinking but I have my reasons on this guy. The helmet is definitely out there but imo the shoulders and the way the torso shapes up into the head makes it feel like they committed to the design a little more. Ik in the sentai series this one gets a bit more screen time but like the American show should’ve used more footage of this guy cause it’s the better half for me. Also I like that the ship the rangers use to board has a purpose outside of just being an elevator.
Time Shadow 9/10
(This thing took forever to find even a remotely decent picture cause they like AVOID showing a full body shot at all times cause its supposed to be mysterious but like BRUH i wanna see the cool zord! PLEASE!)
This things pretty badass and the developers clearly knew they popped off on it cause they make this thing so cool in the show. The hand blades are super unique and the overall shape of the zord as a whole is very reminiscent of it’s jet form it takes to make the time jump which I really like. Also everythings sharp in like the perfect place, and they left the legs simple (but not boring) because they knew the blades and the helmet were the stars. Design wise this thing just slaps and I’m actually bumping my rating up to 9 now cause I talked myself into it.
Q-rex Megazord 4/10
Ik I’m gonna get some kinda hate from the Quantum ranger fans but this thing is kinda a mess 😅 (yes ik its not a good picture! The other pic I found looked like someone took it underwater through a window screen 😑) The shoulders are really round while the chest and helmet wanna be sharp af. The feet are Q-rex feet but like they look super out of place compared to the armored torso this thing has. Also red/green/yellow is a BOLD color theme for a ranger whose suit is red and black. Funny thing is I actually don’t mind the helmet on this guy but the face looks so fucked up to me 😅 He looks like a middle schooler who’s taking a picture and his mom told him to smile with his teeth 😤
Transwarp Megazord 9/10
This is the one megazord I admit to having a ton of nostalgia for, this mf looks SO GOOD. The episode where this thing fights had me POPPING OFF. The flip down visor, the cool extender arms that look like huge boxing gloves, the super like chunky armored look it has is just 😤 its so good. No one can change my mind on this one and I honestly debated giving it a 10 but I don’t think its perfect just cause the legs feel a little weird and I think thats mostly cause the designers figured they wouldn’t get seen as often cause they’re mostly behind future buildings.
#transwarp megazord says trans rights#this season slaps btw#time force#power rangers time force#timeforce megazord#autism#special interest#infodump#infodumping#megazord ratings
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BRUH no one is choosing the arch squad this hilarious
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ok ok ok ok ok soooooo i cannot, i repeat, i cannot keep this inside anymore
rambheem have defeated scott and now have gone their separate ways fighting their separate battles but ofc they think about each other frequently.
what if what if now that bheem can write and read he starts letter writing. and the first letter he sends is to ram. (neither of them have realised their feelings for each other here yet). ram is overjoyed the moment he reads the letter and writes another back.
and slowly this becomes a routine of theirs (there can also be the OT3 ramxsitaxbheem 👀👀) and they start to fall in love. and because they are oblivious (yes i hc sita as a really clever and kind person who can do everything and anything except when it comes to love ) and they have some violent reactions to this.
so far i only have this but feel?free to add on!
just gonna tag a few ppl: @lil-stark @cobbledstone @raindrops-on--roses @rambheem-is-real @thewinchestergirl1208
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we thought vegaspete would be the couple with communication issues and a whole lot of sex but oh what a surprise
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JennySita Fic
I went a bit crazy today and I guess, here you go, the word vomit.
"Love is the aiiiiiiirr," Sita sang as she smirked at Bheem from her study table.
"Oh my god," Bheem groaned. "I already told you, I don't like him that much."
"Sure, Bheem," Sita said, still smirking.
Bheem groaned. It was a mistake to tell his best friend about his crush on the hot senior.
"Fuck you, Sita," Bheem said as he lifted himself off from the bed and walked out of her room.
Sita sighed in relief. If her best friend started moping, he didn't stop. It had happened with his ex-partners and it was probably going to happen with this guy, whose name he hadn't given.
She went back to studying. She had better things to do than look after her wreck of a best friend.
"Hey," Bheem popped his his head into the room.
"What now?" Sita asked without looking up.
"Jenny's here," Bheem said and Sita swore she could hear the smugness in his voice thatlittle-
"Tell her I'll be there in a minute," Sita said.
"'Kay," Bheem said and went back into the hall. Sita closed the door after him.
God.
She placed a hand on her heart. She groaned as she felt it racing. She wondered how Jenny looked. Did she wear that baby blue shirt with that white jean skirt? Sita was going to die if she wore that, oh god. Spot dead, no blood, brain hemorrhage. She looked so cute in that.
Focus, Sita. Focus.
She looked at herself in the mirror. She..... looked like she was at home. And, she was! No need to feel like a greasy gremlin in her own house.
Well, it was rented but...still.
Her hair was not looking too bad for someone who had run their hands through it one too many times. She smoothed it out with her comb.
After she calmed down a bit, she went outside. Jenny and Bheem were talking with glasses of Slice in their hands. For Sita's sake, Jenny was not wearing anything too cute, just a shirt and jeans.
Jenny noticed her first. "Oh, Sita!" she exclaimed with a smile.
Sita was never going to live from the starting, was she?
Jenny hugged her and Sita was immediately engulfed by the scent of lavender. She hugged Jenny back, and maybe, just maybe, she was hugging for a bit too long. Being in Jenny's arms cured her of every anxiety that was there.
"Shall we go?" Jenny asked after they let go of each other.
Were Jenny's cheeks red or was she imagining it?
It was Jenny's perplexed expression that brought Sita back. "Oh. Um, where?"
Jenny tilted her head, quirking her eyebrow. "You said you'd come with me for ice cream and fast food today, remember?" she said.
Realisation dawned on her. "Oh. Right," Sita said. "I'll be back in a minute. I'm so sorry!"
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B.O.Y. B.S.F
desc: so basically, she does this prank on her boy bestiee in her car where she gon go up to him like she tryna kiss him n he falls fa it. he grabs her chin and kisses her but thing is she don pull bck!
type & 'warnings' : fluff; no swearin (ian do that lol); its jus sum kissin, no harm :))
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(omd pls don imagine that guy as the bsf. imagine the girl as aaliyah but look fa anyb else fa the guy bsf)
CHARACTERS:
aaliyah - main
roman - main's bsf
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"heyy y'all!" aaliyah greeted the camera as she set it down, smiling. "how y'all doin'? it's ya girl, a-a-l-i-y-a-h!" aaliyah finished off, moving her hands and popping her neck whilst pronouncing the letters. she smiled showing off her cute dahlia dimples as well as her pink and silver braces.
"so today, i'm gon' be doin' a prank on rom and it's basically where me and him gon' be in this car and i'm gonna start getting all close up or whatever. let's see what happens!" aaliyah squeals, looking to her right before look back at the camera again and clapping her hands.
"he's comin' in about a 50 seconds. oh yeah, shoutout to whoever thought of this prank first btw." she added.
after around a minute, roman shows up to the window and knocks on it, signaling for her to open the door. aaliyah notices this and does what she is meant ta do.
"heyyy" aaliyah shouted. they did their lil' secret handshake or whatever. "watchu so loud fo?" he replied.
"nice ta know that chu missed me too" aaliyah laughed.
"yeah i been" aaliyah side-eyed the camera then looked back at rom. "proper english? anyways, tell me wassuh like witcho life and errythin"
"man, forget allat"
"bruh"
"yeah, yur'd me. life okay doe. could be better. couldn't be worse." aaliyah carefully listened whilst staring at his lips.
"eyes up here, bruh" he kissed his teeth. "what bout cho ass? you been good? ain't nobody hurtin' or nun?" aaliyah nodded, staring into his eyes. suddenly, roman's phone started to buzz.he took it out of his pocket and saw that it was a phone call.
"be right back, shawdy" he nodded his head to outside of the door and he went out of the car to pick up the call.
aaliyah immediately turned her head towards the hidden camera and took it out. "guys, ok so he ain't notice nun, i don't think... i'm gon' start stepping up ma game a lil' bit to make things interesting and also i-"
she got cut off by her car door opening.
"wah good?" he asked.
"oh my goonih (goodness), so basically this one FEMALE-" she emphasized the word 'female'. "-decided to try sneak up on me but obviously i popped her butt"
she sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes.
"not too much" he added, chuckling.
"watchu mean? EXCUSE you." she raised her lips in a wide pout and cut her eyes at him.
she would take a glance at his lips every now and then, really whenever he would open his mouth. sometimes, she even leaned in to tell him something.
aaliyah could tell that it was getting him excited. "liyah"
"yes?" she answered.
"you coo?" he questioned. "uh-huh.." she nodded her head, licking her lips.
"the hell is you actin' weird?" roman queried.
"dunno watchu mean." she answered back. aaliyah stared into his eyes for a split second, looked away then looked at him again. honestly, aaliyah forgot all about the camera. she felt like it was only them. no camera involved. it was weird. she's had this feeling befo when it came to just them alone but never knew what it was.
roman leaned in closer to aaliyah. aaliyah leaned in closer to roman. just as she was about to pull away and say 'it's a prankkk!gotcha ahh!' - he grabbed her chin and pulled her towards his lips.
it caught her by surprise.
they lips softly grazed together before he smashed his lips on her vaseline-filled (ION KNO LOL), clear lips.
he pulled away and smiled, looking in her light brown eyes.
aaliyah blushed and didn't know what to do so she just looked at the camera. he kept looking at her.
she pulled him back into her arms and passionately kissed him. the kiss deepened as he opened his mouth, making it a open-mouthed kiss. aaliyah lightly moaned in pleasure of him sucking her tongue.
aaliyah pulled away and smiled. after that, she crawled onto his lap, sit on it facing him and leaned in. he forcefully grabbed her cheeks and pushed him lips into hers. she moved her head, enjoying the sound of their lips connecting. they continued to kiss as he put his hand underneath her white hood and into her braids.
finally, she pulled away to end the video. she turned around and sat back at her driver's seat. liyah took out her camera and smiled into it. "welp, there goes yo' prank.."
he doesn't even seem amused. he's just staring at her like he wants some more. (more kissing y'all, don't b nasty frl)
she giggles nervously before cuttin the camera out, knowing that later on she will edit an outro in.
she looked over to him and he pulled her back on his lap.
YOU CAN THINK OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT CUH
LMAOAOAOAI HELPPP I PUT THAT GIF AS A JOKE N NOW IT WONT LEAVE FA SUM REASON
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Happy Lunar New Year on the Day After The Next New Moon.
We're gonna have a Good Time.
You know, that mental fragment we were dealing with last night was putting off a LOT of anger in defensive stabby ways compared to the other echos of me that basically get stuck standing in a dusty mental corner until she wants to evoke them for life plot convenience (like her weirdly quiet hermes during all of this she says she's a priestess of while getting me confused with every god imaginable). That one was active, and angry, and upset, and in defensive war mode if you even thought in her direction wrong. But sure Shea, you're doing fine and totally in control, and that's why when I took my face back to make you think hermes was talking to you as coyote in your subconscious you chilled the piss out and started talking about lobsters and leaving your shell again. ok.
Just do whatever it takes to get out of this shell you built off of a composite of me and move the fuck on, but the terms will remain the same.
No I'm pretty sure that's how instant psychic shutdown happens and I have to clear the other blocks she's built to protect her broken psyche first to even try to do it All At Once, but if she keeps on, we'll get there. It's not like she's made it hard by putting so many parts of me rent-free in her head while signing her everything over.
The outright delusion.
Me: Read a book. Do the work.
Her: I don't gotta
Ancient Old Man: A Lifetime Of Hard Work
Her: I wonder what that means
Hermes: [conveniently silent]
Loki:, the night her false raven shadow is subsumed [pops in] OH LOOK. WORK. BOOK.
Shea: Workbook?
Me:
Hermes:
My split Loki personality:
An old man 2000 years ago:
Me: I gotta go in there and beat her up inside her own skull don't I.
Everyone: Yup
Me: OK-- I collected a bunch of the fake mes but there's a real one with tits that just gets weird when you hit it, how do I Become Girl Not Me? That seems more a her thing than a me thing--
Shea, in the background: TODAY THE TABLES TURNED I PUT MY PANTS ON BY MYSELF AND AM WINNING
Hermes: Have you tried being nice to it? You don't have to mean it, she likes being pet.
Me: [sighs and puts my own face back on she thinks is hermes] bruh fine but if I have to astrally bang her again you get to do the sanitation of MY brain after
Shea: LOBSTERS HAVE TO LEAVE THEIR SHELL TO GROW
Everyone:
Hermes: You didn't.
Me:
Me: I think i need decon
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I need to rant. 🙄
Today started off good. I woke up at 6 let my cat out and went back to sleep. I woke up at 7:40 and my cat and I went outside together then my brother came shortly after ( why is he up so early ?? ) anyways I tell him about my crazy dream and head back inside. I go do my morning routine. I made my bed, did my gratitude journal, morning yoga, journaled, & 13 min mirror affirmation. I then ate rice and eggs & 10 piece chicken nuggets ( still going good). I went to shower after and I hear my sister yelling for me to hurry up because she needs to deficate. Mind you this was less than 10 mins of a shower 😐
I was told we were going to my sisters school last night ACTUALLY was insisted to go so I said ok. After the shower I did my after shower routine and hurried to put makeup on and get myself ready. I put lotion on and layered a few perfumes. After I rushed tf outta my makeup I ask my sister are we going for the second time and she says no I told u that and I said no u didn’t ??? Like wtf?? And then she said my brother told me like omg if he had I would’ve fucking known. I’m so pissed lol I could’ve took my time to do my makeup. I wanted to do a good eye makeup today to make my eyes pop.
I literally hated the way my makeup came out. Maybe it’s good just didn’t look good on me. So stressed a school starts in a week. My eyebrows are literally effed as well. I don’t know what makeup suits my face. Hell I don’t even know how to do makeup anymore. Now I’m laying in bed complaining.
I suppose this is better for me. I don’t have to waste my time going to a college for 2 hours doing nothing there. I can continue working on myself. I’m afraid I’m going to make working on myself will be my personality. Or my entire life. I need to relax and chill too. But right now I can’t lol. Im literally sooo tired. I think I’m going to have a Power Nap ( 30 mins ) although in psychology a nap is only 20 mins because after the 20 min mark your brain thinks you’re going into a deep sleep 😴 Idk if I should sleep tho.
Let me just create a list of things I need to do asap today😐
- vision board
- pictures for room
- mediate
- learn how to manifest
- learn how to astral project
I think that’s it lmao I can’t think I’m still upset no one told me like tf literally was forced into saying yes and then no one cares to inform me 😑
Whatever I’m still mad over the fact I hate the way my makeup came out like I don’t want to look ugly bruh bye asf
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