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correct-bangtannies · 1 year

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HYYH Yoongi: I've only said "I love you" to three people. My mom, my dead pet, and Jungkook after he got hit by a car.

HYYH Yoongi: I only regret one of those

HYYH Seokjin: Which one?

HYYH Yoongi: Jungkook. He recovered like four months later, now I look like an idiot

HYYH Jungkook: ... We're married

HYYH Yoongi: Still

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sugafulhope · 1 year

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Jimin: just be yourself.

Seokjin: really? I have one day to impress Joon’s parents. how long did it take you guys to like me?

Hoseok: a couple of weeks?

Jungkook: a few months.

Yoongi: jury is still out.

Seokin: see! Be myself what kinda nonsense is that?!

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jennaissantes · 1 year

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LOVE IS LIKE AN OATMEAL — sim jake smau

PAIRING: detective!jake x detectivecoworker!reader [reader is female]

SYPNOSIS: working in the nypd was already chaotic as it was. but working with jake sim, professional idiot and genius detective who also happened to be your #1 enemy was more than you could handle. but youre y/n l/n and youre competitive as fuck so who cares? as long as we keep it profesh and dont fall in love or anything..

inspired by the show Brooklyn 99

GENRE: brooklyn 99 au, fluff, crack, enemies to lovers, little to no angst, my take on humour pls

WARNINGS: profanity, a lot of quotes from the show bc its iconic!! more tba

STATUS: DISCONTINUED

STARTED: 21st feb 2023 ENDED: -

FEATURES: heeseung, jay, sunghoon and riki from enhypen, yunjin from le ssera, @amakumos, jungkook from bts + others

RELEASE DATE: mostly like.... by may or something (could be before that you can never predict when it comes to me i might like js start impulse posting brou)

AUTHORS NOTE: hello everybody. i am making a comeback. so i js rewatched b99 for the nth time and i was like BOOM fic idea,,, anyways i am so excited to start this huhu. startign a smau again after my four cursed failed smaus in my old acc pls dont flop this 🤗 haha anyways i hope u guys r excited bc i am 🫣 also i think i did a great job with the banner huhu

TAGLIST: OPEN!! 📢 (those of you who had sent in an ask earlier when this was supposed to be a fic pls send in an ask again omg😭)

send an ask to be added to the taglist (dms and comments will not be considered!!)

👮🏻‍♂️THE BULLPEN👮🏻‍♂️

…CRIME STATS…

1 ➖ sim: 24, l/n: 22

2 ➖ meep morp….zeep 🤖

3 ➖ mlepnos?????

4 ➖ bultaoreune

5 ➖ cantgetheadiosis

6 ➖ yns ex from hs

7 ➖ hanzuru yunyu ???

8 ➖ ? mark ?

9 ➖ oh shes beautiful [written]

10➖ QUICHE

11 ➖ jake being romanticky

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loganslowdown4 · 10 months

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Extras & Headcanons 2023

That’s The Tea Logan Photo

Zapp Brannigan/Roman Meme

Twin Snakes/Janus Candy

Zodiac Meme Logan/Remus

Logince Meme

Double Trouble/Janus She-ra Comparison

Old Thomas Pics

Maybe New Janus & Remus Sketch Coming?

Never Ending List feat. Janus

One Ticket To Barbie feat. Logan

Turn Down Music feat. Virgil

I’m Sick feat. Roman

Thomas Channel Header July 2023

They Returned Me Logince Meme

Farmer Thomas Photos 🍆

Roman 🎧

Those Hero Shots (Redux)

Sound Off Sanders Sides

Patton and Janus Tropes I Love

How Logan Feels Love (Canon)

Patton Flips Off

Logan’ sLow down

Thomas Pic 2020

Logan Missing Poster

1000 followers!?!

Young Wholesome Headshots

Sweeney Todd Casting (Aug 2023)

Theories In A Cafe (Ft. Deceit)

Anime Opening Logince Stuff

Talyn’s Coffee Order (from patreon livestream)

Over The Garden Wall Comic/Sides Detail

Logince Drabble (based on my quote)

Sanders Sides Stills w/Eye Colours

A Lil Logince Youtooz (Sep/23)

Crofters The Musical Appreciation Post

Accidental Renaissance Painting (DnD Slide Short)

SaSi Draw Your Squad of Accidental Renaissance

‘JUST Good Friends’ Stills

Getting Choked Up Over ‘JUST Good Friends’

2022 Calendar Art SaSi (& RWR Crack Theory)

Logince in SaSi Kids Cereal Mini Youtooz

Me As Quil Logince

Pre-Fanders Quil (Only SaSi Kids Cereal Mini Youtooz Plush)

Sweeney Todd Father/Daughter Selfie (Oct /23)

Green Screen BTS Shots from Anime Opening (Patreon Oct /23)

Daily Remus/Astrology Bot

Janus & Logan Created The Devils Plan (Netflix)

Patton Silly Meme

Nico’s 3rd Birthday (Oct 10/23)

Mini Plush Logince Moment

Sanders Sides + Text Posts Part 5

Logince Green Screen Junk

R&P Fan Cast

Sanders Sides + Text Posts Part 6

Sanders Sides + Text Posts Part 7

LNTAO 5th Anniversary

1st Anniversary Of Into The Unknown

Duality of Man Oct 2023

Equally Stupid Royality

Lee Calls BS

Roman Heels

Logan’s Birthday Message 2023

November Meme (Mean Months)

Inside Out 2 Anxiety

My Roommate Is Hades B99 Meme

Logan Pics Different Looks

Dreamy Thomas (floral shirt 2020)

Janus Shirt (Literally Don’t Care)

Fandom Ranking Tumblr 2023

Happy 4th Kill In The Blank/Detective Sanders

Scott Pilgrim Meme

When Logan Is Roman’s Secret Santa (Nov 23 Patreon Livestream)

Helios/Janus Lore Olympus Vol 5

Spamb0t Meme

Ncuti Sides

Sanders Sides All The Extras 4

What’s Going On In My Head Meme

Cool Dad Far Side Mug (Short)

The Smile The Reason Meme (Logince)

Mindpalace Lilly’s Birthday Dec 19

TS CHARACTER BIRTHDAY LIST 2023

The Smile/ The Reason (platonic anxceit)

I’m Featured Fander/Perfect Gift Reaction Video

Lego Fortnite Livestream Shoutout Dec 2023

Janus Hoodie (yellow skull flowers)

Incorrect Quotes Meme

New Banner 2024

Just Minding Your Own Business meme

Surrounded By Idiots (Logan Book)

Back To The Grind (WTIT Meme)

#masterlist

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fullsunskyy · 5 years

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Jin [to himself]: Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Jin, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.

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exslytherin · 3 years

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jimin: hobi hyung, you gotta help me with the dog.

hoseok: the key with dogs is to establish the alpha.

hoseok: yeontan, dwop it. pwease, dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.

jimin: oh, yeontan is the alpha? I didn't expect that.

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incorrect-bangtan-boys · 4 years

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Seokjin: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upsets me.

Jungkook: Okay, but in my defense, Yugyeom bet me a dollar to drink the bottle of shampoo

Seokjin: That’s not what I’m- you drank shampoo?

#s; b99 #seokjin #jungkook #bts #bangtan sonyeondan #bangtan #bangtan boys #beyond the scenes #incorrect bts quotes #incorrect bts

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hobisdaydreamslaps · 4 years

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Jin: What do you look for in a guy?

Yoongi, looking at Hoseok: I don't know, real stuff. Shape of his ass.

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centralpeark · 5 years

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looking for blogs to follow

i’m back after some time and i’m looking for more blogs to follow!

if you post some of the following, please REBLOG this!

-shameless (us) -supernatural -the office -brooklyn 99 -marvel -friends -the raven cycle -photography -aesthetics -bts -space -typography -poetry/quotes

#following blogs #i will check every blog #please reblog this #if i already follow you please reblog this too #if your blog is pastel i will love you #shameless #supernatural #the office #b99 #marvel #friends #the raven cycle #photography #aesthetic #bts #space #typography #poetry #quotes

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tkandthemoon · 5 years

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Namjoon: I've decided to stop fighting it... And lean into the fact that I'm an idiot.

Yoongi: That's the spirit.

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correct-bangtannies · 2 years

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HYYH Yoongi: I can't handle this. I need a cigarette

HYYH Jungkook, taking out nicotine patches out of his pocket: I knew that you would, so I came prepared… You just put it on your shoulder and-

HYYH Yoongi:

HYYH Jungkook: Stuck it right on your face, huh?

HYYH Yoongi: I want it as close to brain as possible…

HYYH Jungkook: M'kay that's unsettling

HYYH Yoongi: This is good, I love you so much

HYYH Jungkook: I love you too-- wait. You're talking to the nicotine, aren't you?

HYYH Yoongi:

HYYH Yoongi: I can love two things

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misha-moose-dean-burger-lover · 5 years

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Jimin: Thanks dad

Namjoon: ...

Jimin: why is everybody staring at me?

Hoseok: You just called Namjoon dad; you said, "Thanks dad"

Jimin: what? No I didn't! I said "Thanks, man"

Namjoon: Do you see me as a father figure, Jimin?

Jimin, sweating: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me!

Yoongi: hey, show your father some respect

Jimin: ...I didn't call him dad

Namjoon: No, no. I take it as a compliment, Jiminah

Taehyung: it's not a big deal. I called Jin-hyung mom once, and he's my boyfriend.

Jimin: Guys! Jump on that!!! TAE has psycho-sexual issues!

Jungkook: old news. But you calling Namjoon-hyung daddy

Jimin: hEY daddy is not on the table here!

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miyakyo · 5 years

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Seokjin: Let's just agree to say I'm sorry on the count of three. 1, 2, 3!

Yoongi:...

Seokjin:...

Seokjin: See? Now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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allthingstaekook · 5 years

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Namjoon: Jungkook, do you know why little boys pull little girls' pigtails on playgrounds?

Jungkook: Because they're so easy to grab, they're just begging to be pulled.

Namjoon: Because they like the girls and that's the only way they know how to get their attention.

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fullsunskyy · 5 years

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exslytherin · 3 years

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namjoon: well, time to go out there and spread my win--

taehyung: legs.

namjoon: ...

namjoon: spread my... legs?

taehyung: well, uh. either way?

namjoon: no, NOT either way! only wings!

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