#but good god theyre so small im in love

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

ik realistically i never got a lot of love for jensen and bryce bc oh my god a queer pairing of color?????? fucking tragic i know but also i like to pretend its just bc they are too complex for the mere cishet choices player to understand 😌 

#no bc fr otherwise ill just be sad :') #on one hand i love laying everything on the line from day one #my first fic was a demiro bryce fic which scared off all the bryce romancers bc god forbid i go against the general consensus hc #and like sure i dont want them there if they cant appreciate or try to understand other hcs #but on the other hand like how fucking disappointing is that??? #like its just so fucking tragic #this fandom is such a non queer friendly place #and not usually in the literal bright red im queerphobic way #but in the small ways that are so obvious #to queer people but maybe not the rest #and idk i just.. miss a lot of the people that were here when i started ig?? #like ik im the one who bothered to stay this long but also like i just want people to enjoy media/hc bc theyre good??? #like not bc they fit a trope you like?? #idk im just wishing for something that isnt a thing here #and i Know it #but still #to have friends who love the characters i do would be so nice #just to gush about them yk #but the second i came here with a different hc it immediately set me too far apart from everyone else #and on one hand i Am annoyed #but on the other i just ignore it bc if i paid attention to it i might rip somebody's arm off #n e ways that was a nice mj ramble for you all youll never get it again

[toonfinatic]

Sometimes i think my taste in media is complete ass because i keep genuinely liking a lot of movies and shows that are commonly seen as Shit Tier

#and then disliking some well liked stuff #like i genuinely really liked the animaniacs reboot. it was SO hated at first and yeah the first reboot season was kinda meh #but it got real good! #and i am genuinely liking the new clone high season. im not like super invested in it but i didnt care a ton about the original series #either #its just something fun for me to watch! #tumblr is the only place i can see people have normal discussions about some not well liked shows #everywhere else its just THIS IS SHIT AND YOURE SHIT IF YOU LIKE IT #i also genuinely enjoy Batman Forever. like its a BAD movie but its so fucking fun and camp that it becomes god tier cinema #but i really didnt like that Harley Quinn show a lot of people liked #i honestly seem to have a lower bar for media in general...... #some people really didnt like s4 of wwdits and yeah that was a small minority #but i just. dont get how. it was my fav season so far #am i just looking at media through rose colored glasses. am i wrong #alright but with some of these newer things that are seen as Shit. theyre going to be celebrated as Really Good some day i hope #people fucking haaaaated the 2011 looney tunes show when it came out #but nowadays everyone loves it. it fucking slaps its super good #im pretty sure people didnt like Ducktales 2017 at first either #and its one of my all time fave shows!!!

[nomaishuttle]

i am just a small dog girlie and they are my best friends. i love them sm

#I LOVE LARGE DOGS AN EQUAL AMOUNT TO BE QUITE HONEST.. but i feel thats not super unpopular so i talk abt small dogs more #bc i need them 2 know I am with them when other ppl call them ugly or yappy or annoying #or aggressive i hate it when ppl label small dogs as aggressive when its like. Thats bc ppl dont train their dogs #and the dogs are very territorial andanxious and untrained #bc its 'funny'when a small dog is stressed out. eff etc my lecrure i do everytime i start thinkin bout dogs #but yss.. i fr just love dogs #ABD CATS I LOVE CATS TOO!!! i dont believe in the dichotomy i think theyre both good animals. and good for different ppl #abd its finr to have preferences but i hatee the whole like EWWWW CAT OWNER CAT MEAN SND EVIL!! and EWEW DOG OWNER DOG LOUD SND SNNOYING #like ok. whatever dude. what if we just loved our animals. and took care of them. yk. what if the world was made of pudding #and we all were like I personally wouldnt want to have a cat but i think its nice that you have one and that that makes you happy :] yk... #isnt there enough HATE and VIOLENCE in this world!!! #sry guys im waiting for my headphones to charge for my beddybye time so im just talkin. yk how it is #but yas. i love small dogs i love large dogs i get certain critiques for each.. and im glad that ppl are able to say I wouldnt be able to #live with or properly take care of this type of dog. i think thats a good thing #i just wish ppl wouldnt like. blame the dog. for being a dog #yk . idk.. they r our friends guys.. #ik irs like. Overly sensitive but seeing ppl call dogs stupid or ugly makes me so sad sometimes #bc like they fr cannot help it whatsoever. we literally bred them to look these ways #i think its fine to be like This dog is sort of silly looking bc i do that. some dogs just are very silly looking #but idk.. no need 2 be hateful. they r all gods creatures Grins.. #but anywaysbyas sry j rambled. i talk more abt small dogs even tho i love all dogs mainly bc ot THE HATERS! and also bc well famously my #favourite dog breed is the quintessential small dog. EL WAWA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stinkrascal]

ts4 is really getting better at making townies, the moonwood mill townies are already so pretty without touching them up much at all!! im still gonna touch them up just so they can match my sim style but theyre not so like... egregiously ugly like some ea townies are. good job ea you did that :’)

#celene is my fav shes SOOOOO adorable shes gonna be friends with the strauds ive decided #also i think its really fun that rory canonically wants to beat vlads ass for no other reason than to assert her dominance LMAO #rest assured rory will beat vlads ass i promise #poor vlad everyone hates you in this pack ;( #i keep forgetting vlad is canonically EVIL!! he canonically wants to START SHIT!! bc my vlad has the family oriented trait instead #in my mind he isn't evil he's just a bit of a mansplainer which i mean that's still a very valid reason to hate him #either way rory has the right idea. she looks like she wouldn't take SHIT from a mansplainer and honestly good for her #rory also needs to be friends with the strauds..... maybe rory and gen can be besties and they can talk shit about vlad together HA #oh my god theres so many possibilities with these townies im so excited theyre all so cute i love this pack sm!! #also the world reminds me so much of where i grew up it gives very strong southern louisiana vibes i love it <3 #finally some representation for trailer park trash!! #i hate that the lots are so small but i know you can change lot sizes in s4s so i might do that #either way im really loving the new pack so far!! :))

[milkweedman]

Had to drive 3 hours for a doctors appointment but ! I passed an alpaca farm on the way there and on the way back i kinda couldnt resist at least asking if they sold fleece. Which they did.

It was a bit expensive (i think...they sold it by the basket and there wasnt a weight) but so soft.....

Very pretty country out here. Reminds me how much I hate living in the city tbh. Also the area nearby (not this pic really) looks a lot like where I grew up--scrublands and red dirt and the occasional stunted pine.

Also passed the most volcano looking volcano ive ever seen (and i grew up right under one, so I know em pretty well)

And accidentally took the route that goes over a mountain (not the mountain above btw, one about 3x bigger) which was of course covered in ice and snow still and was very stressful to drive on with one hour of sleep. Had to get out a few times just to calm down. Made what I hope will be my last snow mouse of the year. I'd like hot weather now please.

#raw wool #alpaca #ive never actually bought fleece from a farm before (cause i only got my wheel right at the start of covid iirc) so i just bought #small amounts online #super nice but sadly in a hurry and couldnt stay that long. i did go see an alpaca (probably not the one whose wool i have now but still) #but she was very disappointed that i hadnt bought her a treat so. she didnt stick around long lol #anyway. very beautiful drive but god im so tired and it was so stressful #also ive never worked with raw alpaca fleece before ! the stuff ive been spinning in good weather was made into a very loose batt #although it is unwashed #but yeah excited to figure out a new fiber type #i uh. think im gonna wash this one though #also theyre only just now shearing for spring so i got the very last fleece from last year #which is a little sad actually bc theres some beautiful chocolate brown alpacas and i would love some of that :( #ah well though. seriously the one i got is SO soft.

[andragoras-in-vanity]

i need hot men to follow if your a hot man pls tell me so i can thirst i mean follow

#im not kidding #like this is a joke but im 100% serious #if you're a bit husky and have pretty eyes and like horror movies hmu #but like #only if you're a gentleman be real #i wanna be friends and also admire you respectfully but also pls hug me so tight i feel like i cant breathe #and if i moan..no i didnt #genuinely though im tired of waiting and i want a boyfriend and i dont know how to find one irl #id prefer irl but i live in Ontario and good lord there is not hot men this far south #i mean theres some but theyre all in their 40s and have kids #and like dont get me wrong.....if he didnt have kids i might just go for it hes kinda a himbo #but seriously im kinda cute and i have nice hair #im small so im good for cuddles and ill go on any adventures you're willing to take me on i dont want a lot #just someome i can treat well and know will always choose me and fight for me and not mind if i need a little #extra support soemtimes #id give you the world and if you help me get out of this god damn basement ill bake for you youll literally never be hungry ever if you #date me also i can mend your clothes and make sure you always have a scarf and gloves #im not perfect im far from the best but youd never want for affection in my presence #id give you everything i am and more if id just be loved back and maybe sometimes surprised with flowers or an outting #even if that outing it to get fudge or fancy cake i dont know how to make #id love for someone to go to the fabric store and thrift shops with me but you dont have to..only once in a while #youd never be touch starved #just...you have to be the Right person and ive never met my right person nor has a decent person ever shown me effort #someone did once and it felt amazing but he was a spineless tool #i just want someone with a good heart and kindness in their hands and a storm in their soul big enough to handle my fire #and would be so so in love with me #ive felt love i know its real and amazing but no ones ever loved me and im done with it i just want to be happy with my person #even if that person is long distance at least we could dream together #for the love of god before Christmas too i hate the holiday so much but i dont want to be single again this year #winter is so pretty and perfect for sweet dates so please to my person whoever you are with the seaglass eyes

[fleshdyke]

shjsjegdbjdr

#going into this im not even totally sure what im gonna end up talking abt so tw for like everything. sui sh csa etc #i have dreams and things i want to do with my life and i dont want to die but i dont know how to handle emotions like this #so my first response has always just been suicide attempt #its so stupid what im upset about but like. idk. i cant get it out of my brain. #its literally just bc my friends are sort of drifting apart from me at lunch. its just that. and it seems so stupid and small to say but i #feel like ending my entire life over this so idk #like im so fucking scared of being alone at lunch. im so scared of being alone. and i tried talking to them about it and i know they have #good intentions but they said ‘we all have other friends and we aren’t each other’s main friends anymore and that’s okay’ #and like. i don’t. i don’t have anyone else to go to #and they basically said it wasn’t their problem. and they didn’t say that verbatim and i’m making them sound so much worse than they are and #i love them all but thats essentially what it felt like to me #and i dont want to bring it up again bc theyve dealt with my shit enough and im mature enough to deal with my own problems #it just. it feels so awful being so fucking alone. i had an actual friend group for a while and my meds were working andi forgot how fucking #bad everything feels. im so paranoid theyre going to drop me and then i don’t know what to do #if they drop me i seriously think i might try to kill myself because i don’t fucking know what to do without them #like it feels like its only a matter of time and i know its not the end of the world but it feels like it. it really fucking feels like it #i feel so inherently unwanted and i know ive said this like a million times over but the only time anyone has ever wanted me was when i was #like 6. and i cant even fucking remember it. like every cis girl is like ‘universal woman experience of being chased by boys you dont want #in elementary school’ and its like. its not universal i would give absolutely anything for that to happen to me bc i know logically that’s #awful and i dont actually want it but god it hurts so fucking much to be unwanted. no one has ever wanted me once. and it scares me that i #want some man to want me so badly he just takes it and i don’t actually want that but it would reassure me that im not broken #and i know its unrealistic to expect to be in a relationship in hs but all of my friends are and it just feels like what the fuck is wrong w #me that no one has ever looked twice other than to bully me. what can i do to change it. will i ever be wanted #everyone i know has someone that loves them unconditionally and not even like romantically like everyone has a best friend at least #but im just so fucking alone. i dont want to be alone forever. i dont know what to do #i dont know how to handle these emotions so i just want to kill myself about it #but i dont actually want to die so i just sit there and cut my arms and hope that someone will ask if i’m okay bc there’s no way i’m #going to volunteer this shit to someone who didnt ask #rambles #vent

[snippit-crickit]

wee oo wee oo discworld doodle dump (and i mean really doodle)

(cheery, i love her)

small nobby!!

+ i love that angua got comforted by sybil and vimes,,,, i like how people point out that angua and vimes are kinda similar, how they both have a darker side and are loved by someone who they feel is too good for them sometimes.... and how vimes taught angua some dirty street fighting moves that she uses on wolfgang, absolute dad moment

also carrot, now that im looking at it his hair looks crown-ish, i might go into that direction more some other tidbits under the cut

vimes as a dog vimes as a dog

vimes playing the werewolf game........ god dammit i gotta draw more stuff from fifth elephant this was absolutely epic, so was night watch

((tried to sketch out the werewolf game, failed miserably))

height headcanons? more or less

and wuffles......patricians terrier ((also shoutout to the one person who set out one of my vimes arts as their discord pfp i love when people use my art as pfp's aaargfhn im glad you enjoy)) ok thats all i could gather, i am constantly doodling discworld characters theyre running in my head like little creatures but its hard to gather it up all in a post grhn

#gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #night watch #fifth elephant #discworld #carrot ironfoundersson #samuel vimes #sam vimes #wuffles #angua von uberwald #sybil ramkin #cheery littlebottom #nobby nobbs

[seven-stars-in-his-palm]

analyzing some images (for fun)

so i found this pair of promotion images for good omens season 1 on the good omens reference library server and it’s hooked me so so bad im having feelings about it. we’re analyzing them now. not really for meta purposes just fun to see the parallels and differences :)

everything under the cut !

unique traits

aziraphale:

1) his plank background. its older, its crisp, it smells like wood from the screen. mmmm

2) the pencil shavings at the bottom. he does a lot of writing honestly, so i like this. also adds a messy and cozy vibe he always seems to have in that shop…. i like that blessed shop fr

3) his SUSHI. little soy sauce drops near it too—just the right amount of deliberate mess. our first formal introduction to aziraphale in the present day and beginning the Tomfoolery just happens to have sushi... i watch that scene and i go “yeah, that sums up aziraphale i suppose” very nicely. (they dont have sushi Up There) (im literally never gonna forget that)

4) the ray of light shining on the scene. tiny thing, but a bit of the heaven is peeking through..it also sort of blurs the whole image but i think thats just me.

5) and we’ve saved the best for last: the big whopper. the nice and accurate prophecies of agnes nutter, witch. I LOVE THAT BOOK!!!!!!! i cant remember if that ring stain was there but if it isnt in the show on the actual book i’d assume thats to add that ‘thy cocoa doth grow cold’ thing. ALSO. you know what’s being used as a bookmark in the pages?? a check for the ritz. he bookmarked their one chance for living . with a ritz check . MMMMMM. my GOD. that means so much to me even if i cant convey it in words. he KEEPS THE CHECKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

crowley:

1) let me get my favorite out of the way. crowley’s glasses have fire in their reflection. we’ll talk about the glasses themselves later but the REFLECTION IN THEM. fucking FIRE, BOOKSHOP fire, PAIN, SRIVING THROUGH THE M-25, HELL, I DONT KNOWIM HAVING FEELINGS!!! i do believe this is a bookshop fire reference though, the flames feel too Familiar. the lengths people will go to to attack others 🤧

2) the leather seat background!!!!!!! probably meant to look similar to the bentley’s seats but i cant recall their texture, exactly. maybe just meant to convey modernness—unsure. still, its there <3

3) the tiny little crisp plant </3 its trying his damned best to stay perfect. it might a specific plant that means something, but i cant tell at thsi angle, so i’ll assume its a mini version of the ficus he keeps in the flat. its so SMALL and sitting in ANOTHER POT i CANT

4) the snake slithering!! black and red (in this image it looks orange lol) bellied scales!!!! slithering there, chilling, being crowley, showing hints. love it

5) QUEEN RECORD!!!!! TRYING TO OVERRIDE IT WITH TCHAIKOVSKY!!!!!! the tape over it does a reminisence to crowley’s handwriting, but in a clean ‘this made made to be a font’ way. not exactly just yet. ive become a fan of tchaikovsky recently. amazing darling wonderful crowley, trying to push the rock up the hill for eternity 😞

6) HIS LITTLE DEMON KEY THING. HOLDING A TINY LITTLE BENTLEY CAR KEY OHHH. thats how he doesnt lose the tiny key despite probably not needing one of those. and he CHOSE that intentionally probably. little wings and red circle….URGHHHHHHH

similarities

mmmmm now here’s the good shit. similarities! i’ll bullet point most of them but ohhhhh. ohhhh these. i’ll go from top to bottom as best i can….

1) one of their shoes, obviously. crowley has them iconic snakeskin shoes while aziraphale has his old loafers like the old loafer he is /pos

2) chateauneuf de pape wine bottle labels! (crowley’s is under his glasses, aziraphale’s is next to his shoe). oh my fucking god theyre MATCHING. the labels are old, battered, of course labeling the drink’s age, but mmmmm its these tiny details that get me going….

3) their respective drinks in their mugs—crowley’s a black mug coffee (or what looks to be coffee) and aziraphale’s angel mug tea (or what looks to be tea). i think about that mug sometimes. where did he get that from?? mystery for the ages….

4) their glasses, of course. crowley’s iconic sunglasses and aziraphale’s reading spectacles. i cant really tell the reflections in this pair, but if its supposed to be fucking fire, im done with this. im giving up forever

5) their own watches! aziraphale’s is visibily older while crowley’s is visibly modern, but they function just the same. also, crowley’s is set to 2:56:59 (presumably PM), which is around the time we see when crowley starts checking his watch at warlock’s birthday party. its almost time for disaster to strike!! 😃

6) and finally….their ties!! they have their own ties!!! or more accurately, neck accessories, but i digress. i mesn i assume its crowley’s neck tie, because the fabric looks… different. either way, crowley’s neck thingie is very whispy and aziraphale has his funky little bowtie i love so much,,,

okay thats it. there’s no canonical implications, any fantheories, none of the sort. just saw a pair of images and my mind went GOD DAMN!!!!!! theyre very important to me. i need to look at more promo material 😔

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable spouses #dont have an analyzing tag so. this is it for now

[formulafics]

MRS. ALL AMERICAN (2) | AA23

Scenario: this time around, alex and yn get married over the winter break, and unintentionally spark some crazy rumors amidst the start of the season.

Pairing: alex albon x fem!sargeant!reader

also includes: logan sargeant x fem!reader (siblings), oscar piastri x fem!reader, lando norris x fem!reader (all platonic)

AN: as usual, this was thought up between me and @renarots who also came up with the names used for alex and yn’s pets, so shoutout to them for that 🫶🏻 i hope you all enjoy this very silly part two to MAA!

PART ONE

ynsargeant_albon on Instagram

thailand

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ynsargeant_albon my forever home away from home, with my forever love. ❤️

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alexalbon_sargeant luca says he misses you

⤷ ynsargeant_albon ill book a flight immediately

⤷ twitchquartetenthusiast CRYING THEYRE SO SWEET

logansargeant 🫶🏻

landonorris congrats again 🎉

⤷ ynsargeant_albon thank you lando 💞

formulasargeant THEYRE MARRIED??? FOR REAL MARRIED??

rizzciardo they’re straight out of a romance book and I love it for them

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florida

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alexalbon_sargeant home away from home. wish you were here! ☀️

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ynsargeant_albon flordia looks good on you btw 😚

landonorris never realized yn was that small 🤔

⤷ alexalbon_sargeant that’s her real size 🙊

⤷ ynsargeant_albon this is evil I’m never doing silly pictures again

oscarpiastri amazed to see no .5 pictures in this one

⤷ ynsargeant_albon lowkey me too

formulawilliams lowkey maybe i get how yn rizzed up alex

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albonpets we thought it was time to introduce the newest members of the albon-sargeant family. meet Thomas 🐭 and Ferdinand 🐸.

side note: apologies for the confusion 😁

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ynsargeant_albon I love our babies 🥹

landonorris oh.

⤷ ynsargeant_albon tbh I thought you understood

⤷ landonorris I mean now I do

⤷ ln4nation LMAO LANDO IS ONE OF US

formulapapaya I want to know why they picked those names

⤷ ynsargeant_albon Thomas the train and Ferdinand the bull!

logansargeant im stealing thomas

⤷ ynsargeant_albon you will do no such thing

⤷ logansargeant he loves me though

formulawilliams this makes so much more sense than them having actual kids 🤡

dreamyalbon I HAD A FEELING IT WAS PETS

formulalex notice how everyone hating on twitter is SILENT

⤷ dreamyalbon were you silent or were you silenced?

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lando.jpg here’s the newlyweds 📸❤️

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ynsargeant_albon best photographer we could have had. thank you lando ❤️

⤷ landonorris also best dj? 👀

⤷ ynsargeant_albon sure I’ll let you have that

alexalbon_sargeant a post about our wedding with the first picture being you 🤔

⤷ formulawilliams one thing abt alex is he’s gonna keep people humble

dreamyalbon WORST DAY OF MY LIFE CHECK I AM DEVASTATED OH MY GOD

lovelysargeant THIS IS SO CUTE I AM WEEPINF

ln4nation living for how close yn and lando are now 🥹

⤷ landoworld ME TOO. apparently he, oscar, logan, yn, and alex hang out regularly 😭 they’re everything to me

Thank you for reading! 🌷<3

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[etherealskeletons]

#💀.txt #didnt go to my little cousins birthday party bc my back hurts and peter gave me a guilt trip for not going #hes like it was really niceyou should have gone - i mention my back has been hurting and hes #like WELL you say ur back hurts but you go out in the car??? sO??? #ITS LIKE WHY CAN YOU GO IN THE CAR BUT YOU CANT GO TO A PARTY??? #im jus :^) tryin not to cry rn bc im feeling emotional for Reasons and i try explaining #im like.. antsy i hate feeling like shit and its nice out i wanted to go out and sitting in the car isnt too bad so like.. ts nice win/win #i didnt wanna go and be a killjoy - 90% of the day today i spent at home in aches and feeling sick/dizzy #id hate to be around kids running around nad wanting me to run with them when i feel shitty its not that deep #and hes like well i was almost a killjoy bc i spit and pulled my broken tooth out SO blahblahblah #like okay good for you ig but im not gonna push myself for 7+ hours to be around kids and family members thatre assholes like you guys did #im not gonna be standing around in agony to make small talk with family members i have a hard time being around bc theyre passive aggressive #and i GET that youre in pain peter but for the love of god stop taking it out on everyone its shitty and im this lcose to fuckin crying like #cmon man #maybe i shouldve gone and been uncomfortable idk maybe i should jus suck it up and do things i dont feel like doing #idk but now im jus fuckin.. sad like i was having a good day and now im upset hhf;;

[mrfoox]

Roo anytime he hears how shit I eat: YOU GOTTA GET SOME PROTEIN/MEAT/VEGETABLES IN YOUR DIET

Me and my autistic super anti food brain: haha, I sure do

#miranda talking shit #He's studied to be something like an dietist for a while so hes very healthy mindset #And im like... God i wish i could just Do It ™ but im struggling :') like... Idk how to explain it bc to him its not a big deal #Meanwhile im like... Im actively forcing myself to eat even unhealthy fast food and such garbage like my man... #Going out to make an healthy meal regularly on my own accord like no thats um ... Yeah no #I have no food i like so i have no motivation to make any food bc i know i will just think its... Acceptable at best #All i like to eat is sweets and candy food wise i got nothing i enjoy ... I just have things i tolerate #I havent had a meal i thought was yummy in 5+ years if not more #Explaining it to people who enjoy food which is most people is like... Um... Yeah uh... Mmm im trying man but my trying is like ur no tryin #I eat at least one fruit per day... Usually a clementine so i got that going for me /: #But vegetables ... I sometimes eat small baby carrots... And my go to vegetable in cooking is broccoli ... I can use peas sometimes ... #I can have cucumber on my sandwich ... I use salad leafs if i make a burger ... Corn and cucumber if i make tortilla :') #Thats basically all... I hate tomatoes and have a ton of other veggies i hate #Idk what beans count as but i hate beans ): i know theyre healthy and good for you but they make me gag #Same with nuts which are great but uh... Only ones i can eat a handful off is hasselnuts and then i down them with yogurt #Even that can make me gag mmm... I love being made fun of for being so 'bland' in my foods and meanwhile they dont know i literally dont #Like anything. 'you just use salt/peppar on your food? Lmao' yeah i struggle to eat even such simple things but yeah im a loser lol #Same with sauce. I have three sauces i can accept otherwise i dont want any. Or dip. And i always have someone commenting and laughing at #Me for it. Like 'thats so dry lol' yeah it sure is but im not here to enjoy my food im here to just be able to consume it and this is how #I can do it. Sauce to me 90% of the time overwhelms me/the taste so it just tastes like the sauce and then i cant eat it #Soy sauce is my biggest problem. Really just tastes like soy sauce even if i just take a drop and then i am on the verge of throwing up #I tried sushi and that could have ended poorly tbh... My friend was like 'use the soy sauce its good' and im like no thanks #I'll eat my raw fish instead! Dude reason 2 why i hate eating with someone is bc i always get comments on what i eat and im just tired like #Im trying to just get this in me and keeping it basic af is how i succeed the best in that... Anyone who comments on others food i dislike #You. I don't see the point of it like what do you gain? You feel superior or something ? Its not like my food will be anything you have to #Eat so ... Just dont comment on it? I like no food but i never make comments on what someone else eat even if i sure dont like it #It has nothing to do with me so why does it matter what someone else consumes ? Goddamn /: #Im whining a ton again but man i am tired. I struggle enough with food without others commenting on it and im sure many others ate the same #Ive seen and been told about some... Nasty sounding food combos but i will always try to be neatrul with it. I'll be like 'oh okay do you #Like it? Yeah? Well thats all that matters' but hey then again im the biggest 'stay in my own lane' type of person

[kimio7]

Fics that defined my love of f1 rpf

In celebration of literally nothing actually, i bring you a fic rec list of some of my favourites!!! very condensed (100+ -> 15 not even including tumblr fics) and im kinda sad i cant put all of my favs down lol but these are like my must reads!!

pleaseeee read these if u havent already its all amazing even if you dont vibe with the ships themselves

Strollonso:

silver platter by atwater | E | 9k

Literally the first fic I've ever read and basically got me into this fandom (and ship). Theyre both so unhinged and amazing it's a very fun read. Probably the best written lance ive every read.

Make Sound by antimonyandthyme | E | 1k

Makes me so fucking insane no notes this is just amazing oh my god

I make two grand an hour by Kaytheologie | E | 3k

Literally so hot and so amazing. lance is so bitchy in this one is great. amazing writing and amazing premise, literally inspired me to sketch out something right after (might finish it at some point)

Sewis:

provenance by ecorone | M | 18K

Literally the fic that introduced and made me fall in love with sewis. it wrecked me like i still havent recovered at all. the writing itself is just, i vibe to it so much

The Numbering at Bethlehem by Kaytheologie | E | 26k

might be one of my favourite fics, ever. what a masterpiece genuinely the environment is just so immersive and lush. ive reread it a dozen time and it never gets old

Brocedes:

you're my purple candy high by nothoughtsjustvibes | M | 5k

baby's first brocedes 🥹 started my love affair with emotional destruction. ruined me when i just first read it and ruined me every time after that. The writing is so profound and laid out their tragedy bare.

the torture of small talk with someone you used to love by finedae | T | 2k

baby's first nico fic!! it also destroyed me!! i think this is the one that made me join f1br bc i was just so obsessed with the writing i needed to know what the author was like lol.

3344:

special research vessels by ecorone | M | 15k

listen i thought this ship wouldve been more popular than it is LOL or at least not as hated. regardless, i love this fic so much. I love the environment, I love the dialogue, the characterization, everything. It's just such an amazing reading experience

matchstick people by ecorone | E | 60k

if you havent noticed by now, im obsessed with this author. the prose, the characterizations, how beautifully the magical realism of it all was realized. horror as a genre is so underutilized in fanfics as a whole but when its done, its done amazingly. love love love

Others:

crude generalisations and vulgar simplifications by crescenteluce | E | 14k | Alexander Albon/George Russell

This fic is THE galex fic for me. it so funny and the writing is so witty its just fun to read. love the way the environment is constructed and it everything just feels so real. amazing

it's more than I can bear: this interminable want, turning and turning. by Anonymous | E | 2k | Fernando Alonso/George Russell

The vibes are rancid, the ships are niche, the writing is good. what more do you need? i love reading this and i love thinking about this.

Amen by sirius | M | 9k | Fernando Alonso/Lewis Hamilton

THE ferwis fic is my mind and mad me unreasonably obsessed with this ship. its so well written- like i love the characterization so much it makes me insane.

on golden sands bysionisjaune | T | 6k | Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg/Sebastian Vettel

Listen, this and the ships that go sailing are both just amazingly entertaining fics. its objectively such a good read and i enjoy spending my time reading it. its just so fun!

steal the air out of my lungs (make me feel it) by nahco3 | E | 26K | Daniel Ricciardo/Max Verstappen

My favourite medical au fic!! ever!!! everything is just so well realized and the characterization is just spot on!! love everything about this fic and nothing i say can fully explain how amazing this fic is!!!

Shutter Speed byantimonyandthyme | E | 18k | Sebastian Vettel/Mark Webber

got me into photography lol. made me purchase my first actual camera. dont know what else to say its just that amazing

#strollonso #sewis #brocedes #3344 #4433 #<- i literally still dont know which one most ppl use #galex #1463 #???? #ferwis #sebcedes #maxiel #sebmark #fic recommendation #rec list #i need to reread all of these #i wish i could say more but one reason i love reading fics so much #is because i literally cant write for the life of me #(literally doing a minor and english what is wrong w me) #kimio7xt

[weirdmageddon]

I'm taking the plunge because why not:

What are some headcanons regarding small, silly things that happened during the 3 year trips on the Golden Yard and Meteor?

oh lets go i love this sort of ask. no meteor crew stuff sorry im kinda tired but

on the prospitian ship:

the crocodiles are never recovering from that shit bro. un-stonks

alchemizing sessions. probably with mundane household devices like toothbrushes or something. patterned toilet paper. davesprite absolutely remakes the sbahjifier for himself but i think he also likes to hand draw them from time to time. also john and jade alchemizing bathing suits and going swimming on lolar and hanging with the turtles. casey can come too. floaties on casey

the sbahj canon diverges. so many sbahj in-jokes exclusive to the prospitian ship. unfortunately the retcon make it so none of this ever happens :(

he’d never say it but davesprite likes it when john and jade fall asleep on him doing whatever, it makes his presence feel wanted and appreciated by the people he sacrificed his self and humanhood for good for. sorry for immediately going into davesprite but good god is he tragic. oh yeah heres more. he’s still part dave and shares the same history with john and jade that alpha timeline dave does. john gave him his shades on his 13th birthday in december 2008, he sent john the con air bunny and jade a physical copy of sbahj as furries in the mail. he is identical to alpha dave in relation to his friends before the timeline splits off. dont forget that 4/13/2009 was also his first time meeting his online friends john and jade in person, even after 4 months chronologically of sburb grinding—nearly a year with all the time shenanigans—and going back to day 1, since john and jade were dead in his timeline

tries not to cry cries anyway but only when he knows theyre asleep. pov when the weight of everything suddenly hits you (you are an emotionally repressed 14 year old)

also because he’s fucking fluffy and absolutely knows it and probably thinks to himself “yeah this is the best possible use for these otherwise pointless breast feathers” and yall already know he craves cloth mother plus probably has nesting instincts

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adding on to that also i think people forget sprites are actually fucking LONG and his wingspan is fucking huge he could be a pillow and a blanket at the same time

i wrote davesprite jade cuddles and john thinking about mushrooms and davesprite thinking about how they contribute to the ecnonony

^ john toked too hard on the lowas mushrooms by accident one time

it feels like pajama parties would be a common occurence just the vibes im getting. literally jade is seen sitting on a pile of squiddles and theres plushies fucking everywhere you know they got up to plushie mayhem. do you think they ever alchemized them. look how lived in that room is they all contributed something

jade resumes gardening :) but theres no sun :( but she alchemizes some plastic plants :D but its not the same :(

canonically the imps in johns house just gave up tormenting him and started hanging out and having snacks on movie night

PENIS!

imagine looking up into the sky and seeing a giant casey the size of a planet sleep. jade resizes stuff for fun like this just to introduce some novelty to their lives

this is something

davesprite has beavis and butthead do america (1996) in his collection somewhere in his apartment on lohac

yall theyre watching johns fuckin spongebob dvd box collection. you KNOW john owns the spongebob squarepants movie (2004). and the best thing is it brings all of them together without any of them objecting. they all love spongebob

when the episode jellyfish jam comes on johns like “wow, pretty much this exact scenario happened to me with the imps.” (arthur flashback sfx)

DAVESPRITE: yeah well you didnt have a giant sound system did you

jade warps dave’s bro’s sound system from lohac and sizes it up. they put on stadium rave and the entire fucking house shakes

#homestuck #hs #davesprite #john egbert #jade harley #nannasprite