#but i made her laugh and play

[fourteenthz]

VIERAPRIL 9 - DAMAGE

Finally, finally, after bathing in the blood and offal of your enemies, finally you prove yourself worthy prey for the hunt!

#vierapril #vierapril 2024 #ffxiv oc #4.0 spoilers #ffxiv viera #zenos yae galvus #ffxiv #wol posting #I was cringing at that last photo for a bit. then I made something close and it was worse. so I tried to make that one work somehow #ig I did it........ it still looks weird but I like her pose too much to let it go lol also STORY TIME for no reason #i was mad MAD when I first played that part and we have like 2 dialogue choices so I was like doing everything in me to piss him off #i remeber saying zenos wanted the wol to say 'i accept you' so I would choose the other option. #and I choose the other option and he was like 'you proved me right :)' and I looked at my brother dumbfolded #he was like laughing. 'you really didn't get him yet?' WELL NO I DIDNT #this was right after chosing the '...' option that I never choose but I didn't want to answer him. and he goes 'how alike we are :)' #I was loosing my mind but now i get him <3 #also ignore that the scene with him and blood is the end. I just like this model lol. #once again with warm light and cyan shadows you guys know me #also. keeping all 3 'finally' he says bc its funny. he has so many problems and thesa is abt to give him many more <3

[sincerely-sofie]

Been slowly learning ASL over the years for my niece and I might still struggle to introduce myself or express basic emotions, but oh boy do I ever have the sign for every animal she's ever laid eyes on memorized better than my own name.

#there's no study partner quite like a toddler who loves playing pretend #I'll be watching a video where Bill Vicars is finger-spelling at the pace of molasses and I'll be completely lost #but with my niece though? #she'll sign “DINOSAUR!!!!” and I'll say “ON IT CHIEF” and bolt to pull up an animation i made of Twig + Kip that she's obsessed with #You haven't lived until you ask a small child what animal she's pretending to be while she's racing around the room #and she freezes in place #turns to you with the most solemn expression #and gravely puts up her chubby little hands to inform you that she's a monkey #then goes back to laughing her head off as she runs laps around the couch #american sign language #sign language #asl #sofie says stuff

[loquaciousquark]

wyll, you've saved your father, broken your pact with your patron, and you're now the blade of avernus! what are you going to do first?

great choice!

#wyll #bless his heart #i know it's not his fault but boy this made me laugh #you think i told her to leave camp? not a chance #tav and mizora get drunk and catty twice a week #she did tell him to kill her though #it's a complicated friendship is what i'm getting at #quark plays bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #tavish gale

[extremelyputridfishbreath]

so like. im not gonna beat around the bush- ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS. ARE WE??

*SLAMS THIS ON THE TABLE*

I AM CONVINCED THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! THINK ABOUT IT:

The hover discs Aunt Arctic mentions automatically despawn after you use them to place the detectors/transmitters in both episodes they appear in. With the knowledge that Gary does not test his inventions often, to the point where Aunt Arctic feels the need to warn you...is that intentional feature(keep in mind you use them to access higher up areas like the ceiling of the Sea Caves)...or a bug because he did not test them? Keep in mind the discs disappear near-immediately once you're done placing objects, so you CAN end up free-falling to the ground afterwards from several feet above in the air.

Knowing this, what else is this man hiding? Sure, we know that the Auto-Warbler 3000 works...but is that because this is an invention he personally tested, or in spite of being untested? Did the Jet Tube's avoidance systems have glitches because of an unforeseen bug Gary happened to run into...or is this something he made, gave to Rookie and didn't test for whatever reason?

Keeping this tidbit in mind, is Gary knocking down Herbert's defenses because he is SO smart, or did he just get lucky? Is he better at programming than making inventions? Or does he actually test his coding skills more than his inventions? If so, why?

IF this 'brilliant penguin' was intended to be Gary (which I'm fairly certain it is but hey, CPI closed down before it's time so who knows for sure?)

Is the reason the Party Sub ended up sitting in the Sea Caves related to his tendency to not regularly test his inventions? Or was it simply because it broke while he was testing it?

Because he does not test things as rigorously as his Club Penguin counterpart (who, as we know makes up to 3000 versions of his inventions before they are considered done, and asides from some examples like Mascbot's being used at their 'near-perfect' 2999th iteration or prototypes like the Electromagnet 1000 are rarely used until then)... does Club Penguin Island Gary name his inventions with the '3000' at the end because they have been tested, or for aesthetic reasons?

#club penguin island #club penguin #gary the gadget guy #as an aside: im thinking of cpi more since i picked it back up and played through most of the adventures again #considering changing gin to an /amur/ leopard for cpi because it feels like a change that would've been made tbh #although sonata would still be an arctic fox...just drawn with a summer coat instead. i dont think id change penelope into a different #owl though...maybe? idk depends if i see any compelling swaps for her cpi counterpart #real talk i cannot believe people were dragging gary prime (as in original game gary) for the test sled when it's informed consent that #you're using a prototype when this motherfucker (affectionate) IS LETTING YOU RUN AROUND WITH INVENTIONS OF DUBIOUS QUALITY #i say this as someone with adhd when i say this man has adhd <3 working on so many projects and so many dont get finished #although tbf to ME <3 at least ive been chipping away at my lore documents lately. i mean i still struggle but yk #and yk be slacking off writing down stuff so i dont forgor isnt like. me handing out inventions that probably arent safe like candy <3 #i could be writing down important stuff right now :') oh well * points and laugh at cpi!gary * THIS MAN IS A POSER

[jahiera]

she's so CUTE... LIKE A WEIRD LITTLE RAG

#creepy little rag of a goth girl .......... #lakhesis vc I Am Generally Unsettling To Small Children and Normies (has a dorky little toothy cackle-laugh) #I love how gawky this face is AUGH HGHFGHF #my heart for the slight unprettiness (still very pretty because the preset heads are but) a pointy little nose and chin and hollower cheeks #she's a bit scraggly a bit odd. harrowhark-esque in initial appeaance ambiance if this means anything to you #emrys is a gideon-coded harrow-girl and lakhesis is a harrow-coded gideon-girl. do you understand-- #and it tickles me that Gale went from Goddess Of Magic to. Wet Little Freak Sorcerer (with no respect for the gods) #some would call this a downgrade. lakhesis with her sorcerer complex however- #AND they're autism4autism. god bless. #I'm so PLEASED by the sorcerer text with gale too ..... there's such a fun balance between #genuine exchange of ideas on magic and the ways their magics are different to #Utter Verbal Violence #solid flirt to roast ratio if you will. #she was supposed to be a made on a whim 5 hrs of playtime if she got played at all and now I'm Attached... TCH. #oc. lakhesis #playing bg3

[namor-shuri]

*Deleted scene of Namor the moment he got wind of the Princess requesting to come to Talokan knowing he was about to act a whole fool and pull out all the stops*

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*Cuts to everyone running around Talokan preparing what they rehearsed while a handmaiden goes over a checklist with Namor*

Namor: Did the designer finish the Princess’ outfits I requested?

Handmaiden: Yes, all of the beads have officially adorned her dress and are ready to go. The Princess of Wakanda will look like the goddess that she is.

Namor: You found my mother’s bracelet in storage, yet?

Handmaiden: We did and we were able to clean it without damaging her bracelet. It has barely been tarnished by the hands of time my king.

Namor: And everyone in the capital is looking busy and at their stations, ready to go?

Handmaiden: Of course, even the children are excited to be up past their bed time and are playing in the streets as we speak! Is there anything else I can do for you, K'uk'ulkan?

*Namor smirks to himself in the mirror as he touches his freshly trimmed beard and adjusts his outfit so that one nipple is out*

Namor: No, that is all. You have done well, my child. I will take it from here.

Original video

#it was very much giving ‘be our guest’ from beauty & the beast #you can’t convince me otherwise that that man had everyone up past their bed time playing the part the night she came in #namor #shuri #namor x shuri #Nashuri #namuri #tenoch huerta #letitia wright #wakanda forever #bpwf #mcu #that whole Talokan sequence definitely made the list of my top favorite mcu scenes #I can’t wait to see more of Talokan in future mcu films #it was Namor’s time to shine #he had to look good for her 🙈 #they haven’t had a guest in centuries what did you expect him to do #she was so mesmerized by everything too it was so cute 🤧💜 #I still die laughing at that scene where namora walks shuri to Namor’s cave and he’s automatically sitting at the table just waiting #oh y’all prepared prepared for this? #headcanon

[novelconcepts]

It’s always so funny to me when someone can’t tell the difference between an actor who’s over the top and an actor who is doing an intentionally over the top performance. The former can be super aggravating, I get it—but the latter can be so goddamn effective. Especially when you know the actor already, know they’re fully capable of giving normal human facial expressions and chill line deliveries. And they’re out here doing The Absolute Most all of a sudden? It’s for a reason, dude. It’s almost always for a reason. And once you can see past the camp on the surface, it’s so much fun digging in to what emotions the character is actually hiding.

#this is mainly about servant (and to a lesser degree YJ) #like Ambrose in servant is (pardon me) serving SUCH a chaotic performance #but having known her for decades I know full well that’s on purpose #Dorothy is over the top because she HAS to be. because she’s built walls so high around her own grief that the denial comes out in Crazy #and she fully thinks she’s the only one paying attention. the only sane one in the room. #you get glimpses of her being ‘normal’ in flashbacks #still a little Much. still a product of wealth and expectation. detached from reality to a degree. #but the character she becomes after the tragedy is. A Character. #it’s not the woman she was before. she bricked that woman up. she’s taken her performance from television and made a baby blanket out of it #it’s so. so intentional. #and you sort of get a similar thing going with Hewson in early eps of YJ #totally different starting block. Van doesn’t start out traumatized. but she does start out Big #she’s loud she’s silly she’s being intentionally wacky to get laughs out of people #and some of it comes off a little cringe. because it’s a kid playing a role #this is how you like me. I’m gay. I’m butch. I’m hiding. #if I’m a jester you’ll see what I want you to and nothing more. that’s the plan. it’s working. don’t look at the goalie. #not as a person. #but as the show goes on (or as she’s spending time with taissa) she slows down some. quiets. she’s snarkier. holding tension differently. #Hewson starts the performance at an 11 so they can really delve into who Van becomes when the mask is off #when there’s no point in playing the class clown #when it’s like. ah yeah. here’s the kid who grew up too fast. #here’s the kid who’s scared to death. and angry. and willing to fight to live. #it’s not an overacting thing. it’s VAN overacting to keep her secrets #watch the face so you miss what the hands are doing #actors man. actors are fucking cool. storytelling is fucking cool. #deconstructing the illusion is my favorite thing #(anyway still watching servant and it’s still really. Something Else.)

[merlinmerlot]

i finally finished bg3

and it only took me [looks at steam]

SIX HUNDRED HOURS

#merlin.txt #w/ the new computer the rest of act 3 went by super quickly #honestly i dont think my computer and my sanity would have survived all those cutscenes #ANYWAYS initial thoughts: #cried like a baby. ending credits songs really really good. i can't WAIT to start a new playthru. HOWEVER: #oh my god the ending felt so fucking rushed. i was expecting like a typical rpg ending slideshow at LEAST but nothing??? #like you only get One cutscene with your romanced partner (a short one too) but i don't get to see what everyone else is doing??? hello?? #gale is literally like 'lets celebrate' and we don't get to see the celebration??? or at the very least a chance to talk to everyone again #like in act 1 and 2???? #imo i think the most satisfying one was lae'zels. god i love her #also act 3 is hella buggy especially towards the end. a lot of broken dialogue. but ah well #OK NOW SPOILER THOUGHTS SAMMIE DONT LOOK: #the game Really wants you to turn illithid but i ended up just letting karlach do it ... i felt bad .. but like #i found the arc of my tav like. getting So close to going full power hungry and martyr and hero only to finally be humbled like - #'you dont have to always play hero' was really interesting. like doing that and then hearing the post credits 'the power' song. gshldgksmal #guy who is soo miserable abt the fact that all their cool illithid powers are now gone. has to go back to being normal #ALSO. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ENDING AST SCENE. HELLO? #HIM RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SUN. IT BEING COMPLETELY PLAYED FOR LAUGHS. SO MEAN #any other time i may have laughed but the fact that you dont really get epilogues made that Really sting. #THE FACT THAT THE COMPANIONS ARE NOT EVEN NICE ABOUT IT??????

[deus-ex-mona]

a n y w a y s listen to nagisa’s new song it’ll change your life

#this new v tuber singer dude is excellent at singing ngl. his voice is very upbeat and goes well with the song #[​enojun version waiting room intensifies] #ok but. is it s e r i o u s l y just me or did they actually use a ukulele for this song #idk but that ukulele-sounding instrument reminds me of this guy who would walk around playing his ukulele at school back in the days of yore #the backing track also sounds familiar somehow… like one of those kindness movements/life insurance commercials maybe? #no idea wh y but i can picture nagisa singing this by the beach. y’know. nagisa singing at the nagisa— #this song is def gonna make me laugh or cry (or both) when it gets an mv… #it could be either hilarious or heartbreaking with no in-between #but man. nagisa. his long time crush comes back home looking (presumably) like a maiden in love and he’s just. #‘:( i’m not the one who made her like this :((( but she’s super cute though’ #i m mad coping with the thoughts that hiyoko started to fall for nagisa with the distance between them (absence and the fonder heart or sth) #a n d that she only seemed fine when she went back bc she didn’t want him to see her upset about having to leave for the city b u t. #auasusuxuxuxuxhaughhhhhshhshshshshsh im c o p i n g #if hiyo ends up with one of the lips im gonna write a nagisa x the leftover lip enemies to lovers manifesto d o n t t e s t m e o k— #aaaaaaauauaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry i lied when i said i was done with my 2k23 nagisa crisis i’ll be done after this. maybe. #the dude from gamushara

[tvs-coach]

A special request from @thelaststarman ! "Pratt Out Of Hell" from Spitting Image Series 15 Episode 6. A parody of the Meatloaf classic, "Bat Out Of Hell"

#Spitting Image #British tv #satire #puppets #john major #Bat out of hell #Meatloaf #Meathead #Major with long locks is.... #One of my all time favorite spitting image songs #The John Major ones imo are the best #His voice is just perfect for these #The Virginia Bottomley joke was never that funny to me #but the visual of her clinging to Major made me laugh #Maggie is as terrifying as ever #Major just rambling and speaking over the chorus at the end seals it for me #I love when the credits play on Spitting Image songs cause it always just descends into madness

[minthara]

i saw the apology and i'm not gonna take it after he or his friends called me a terf and complained that i was mean about my ex who physically assaulted me <3 thanks. let's just ignore each other until eternity. don't take inspiration from my gifs

#petra.txt #calling me a bully and all when all i did. was posting comparison links and then doubling down by saying i didn't deserve credit #u were so nasty in ur message to mel please just leave me alone. i'm not talking for mel here btw if she wants to make a statement she will #taking it down is a fucking cop out and changing ur url at the same time just so ppl can't look it up anymore #i saved the gif sets btw so if u ever breathe near me again i'll just post comparisons again lol #also didn't mention anya at all lol when u took credit for her layout in front of ur friends #u tried playing the victim the whole time until now when it doesn't work anymore #u made so many posts abt how u were laughing about this situation haha so funny look at this crazy girl over here sorry if i don't buy it #i even told my followers not to harass u bro but nah u still sent me harassing anons lol...

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

I think I figured out the issue with tumblr eating my posts, but let's find out.

Take it away Mr. Gold

That's generous.

And the way hes sitting on that chair?

And the amount of force hed have to use to keep moe pinned down just like that?

Man is strong.

He's chaotic feral smile is so telling.

His interrupting is a rumple style feral giggle and it was horrifying.

He's had it, he's at the edge.

Okay so this scene? What he's yelling at moe? Dude you're yelling at YOURSELF!

"What are you talkin about my fault?" Rumple deep down knows. He knows he fucked up.

"You shut her out"

Moe has no fucking context to this non therapeutic beatdown.

Mr. Gold is yelling at rumple now, and since I'm sure masochism wasn't a big thing to air in 2011 that's what we're going with.

"YOU HAD HER LOVE AND YOU SHUT HER OUT"

This physically hurts me to hear, and I'm sure it physically hurts him to say.

"SHE'S GONE, SHE'S GONE FOREVER SHE'S NOT COMING BACK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT"

Maybe he ended up seeing a therapist after a millenia?

"NOT MINE, YOURS!"

Maybe not.

"YOU ARE HER FATHER!"

Moe still has no idea what the fuck Mr. Gold is beating him for some unknown child.

I love the fucking parallel of Gold beating Moe vs. Rumple beating the curio cabinet.

He's still hurting so much he starts to hurl the tea set.

But then he gets to that fucking chipped cup.

He can't do it.

#i can see why cane play is a tag for rumbelle #i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me 😳 #too late #you can see the maniacal look in his eyes #whatever moe has taken (i know what it is as i type this but in the moment i didnt know) #was something significant #I've always gone for the bad boys who don't sit properly in any chair #whatever he took it has something to do with belle right? yes i know im right because i watched this 2 days ago but AT THE TIME I DIDNT #the interrupting giggle made me laugh #but also made me fear a great deal for moe #the last shred of sanity he had is gone #pot meet kettle kettle meet pot #gold meet rumple rumple meet gold #okay but the first time i typed “you had her love and shut her out” my phone corrected shut to shit #and i was like OMG #wonder if belle ever called rumple daddy now #rumple daddy stiltskin #moe's like #can i get a fucking paternity test for this? #they need therapists and rage rooms in the enchanted forest #he can't get rid of that little cup #it's just a cup #why would i throw a temper tantrum over a cup? #(well now we know) #and the relief the smile on her face #he wants to keep those #ouat rumple #rumbelle #ouat #once upon a time

[boyhaunts]

basil: okay but if i cover up mari's death as a suicide no one will ever ever ever know

the coroner not even a day later: .

#that coroner must have been like. 😐 um. well actually. #likeeee sunny's parents were almost certainly put under investigation for foul play. lol. #and of course THEYYYY know they didn't do it THEYYY WEREN'T HOME..... their son however. #i always liked the implication that sunny either knew for sure or at the very least feared that his dad left because he knew he killed her. #also basil trying to make things better and making things soooo much worse strikes again. <3 #basil not even on the radar even though HEEEE HUNG HER..... simply did not foresee sunny getting blamed for this. #'how could this happen???' asks local 12 year old who made it happen #omori spoilers #omori basil #omori sunny #the more i think abt basil the more i can't help but laugh..... the utter misfortune. #boy.txt

[invinciblerodent]

I don't typically like to send him off skulking alone, but I'm afraid there is literally no funnier outcome to this quest than to have a sentient printing press yell "YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT HOT, DUMBASS!" at Astarion specifically.

What'd my boy even do to deserve this treatment

..... besides the Atrocities.

But, he only snuck down there to sabotage the free press for entirely selfish reasons!! And it's already been sabotaged before, so it's technically counter-sabotage, which is, like, practically a good deed, is it not???

(no worries, his sort-of-gf did greet him on the surface with a "you glorious scoundrel, you, you magnificent panther of a man! ❤️" and a big ol' kiss on his sneaky lil face.)

#squirrel plays bg3 #don't mind me this just made me laugh #“oi! gormless!” is just such a perfect exclamation #astarion #i do love to have Iona compliment him with abandon; occasionally on looks sure but mostly on skills #just because #just because i imagine it makes him feel nice #like in my head she calls him things like “my dashing skeleton key” quite often #and since he greets her so often with “hello beautiful❤️” #i hc that she responds to that with “hey handsome ❤️” and that's just their cute little Thing

[asinglesock]

...

#a sock speaks #my sister informed that her husband wants their children to be sheltered from certain influences potentially including me #forgive me for a moment. this is so fucked up. #they don't even have kids at present! #we sat on the floor with my cousins playing a card game and my sister made a joke and I laughed so hard I cried #we're cooking dinner together #I made a statement and knew which pun she was about to make before she said it #it doesn't hurt that much yet but I think it's going to hurt a lot #bitter work

[aprylynn]

Intro: Boy Meets Evil

for @hopeinthebox

#bts #bts piano cover #piano cover #apryl plays piano #intro: boy meets evil #heyryen #shirleytothesea #usersky #annietrack #useryoonqiful #hopeinthebox #now that’s out of the way #lizzy you are the funniest smartest nicest most insane (affectionate) person #i appreciate every time you've made me laugh and every time you've let me rant at you about kim taehyung's numerous atrocites #i love you as much as lucille bluth loves her morning vodka on the rocks #💜💜💜