#but im not

[the-art-of-ancunin]

Screenshot is from @cheekylittlepupp

I hope you guys are ready for like...a really horny weekend cuz I'm not gonna stop fuckin yappin' once I get started soooo 🤷🏻‍♀️

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 astarion #baldur’s gate astarion #bg3 #astarion smut #cracks knuckles #ive been waiting for this #you think i'm joking #but im not #im on my bullshit again #and making it your problem #k thx bye

[watermaylon-writes]

Windbreaker Joker/Ha Jun x Sibling! Reader [Platonic]

In which, sibling!Reader has a nightmare and tries to find Joker for comfort

"Comfort in the Darkness"

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The night was eerily quiet, the only sound breaking the silence being the occasional rustle of leaves outside. You tossed and turned restlessly in your bed, mind plagued by unsettling nightmares that refused to let you find solace in sleep.

With a stifled whimper, you finally gave up. Sitting up in bed, you rubbed your eyes tiredly, feeling a shiver run down your spine as the remnants of the nightmare lingered in your mind.

Seeking comfort, you knew exactly where to find it. Slipping out of your room, you tiptoed down the dimly lit hallway towards Joker's room, your heart racing with a mix of anticipation and apprehension.

As you reached his door, you hesitated for a moment, your hand hovering over the doorknob.

What if he was already asleep?

What if he didn't want to be disturbed?

But then, you pushed aside your doubts and gently turned the knob, pushing the door open with a soft creak. The room was bathed in a faint glow from the moonlight filtering in through the window, casting long shadows across the floor.

Joker was sitting on the edge of his bed, his back turned to you as he stared out into the night. His shoulders were tense, a faint furrow marring his brow, betraying the inner turmoil he was no doubt wrestling with.

"Ha Jun oppa?" you called out tentatively, your voice barely above a whisper.

He started slightly at the sound of your voice, his head snapping around to look at you. But as soon as he saw you standing there, a small, vulnerable figure in the doorway, his expression softened into one of concern.

"Hey, kiddo," he said softly, patting the space beside him on the bed, "What's wrong?"

Without a word, you crossed the room and climbed onto the bed beside him, curling up against his side as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders, pulling you close.

"It was just a nightmare," you murmured, your voice muffled against his chest, "I couldn't sleep."

Joker held you tighter, his grip warm and reassuring. "I'm here now," he whispered, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, "You're safe with me."

For a while, you simply lay there in silence, the sound of Joker's steady heartbeat lulling you into a sense of peace. In his arms, the nightmares faded away, replaced by a comforting warmth that chased away the darkness.

And as you drifted off to sleep, wrapped in the safety of Joker's embrace, you knew that no matter what nightmares haunted your dreams, you would always find solace in the love and protection of your older brother.

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Not proofread cuz ya gremlin's struggling to juggle 4 projects due in a week ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

#windbreaker x reader #webtoon #webtoon windbreaker #windbreaker #joker #windbreaker joker #x reader #platonic #fanfic #im supposed to be studying #but im not

[copdog1234]

I think the problem with being able to binge such a plot heavy show like Fallout is that we don't get to sit and digest every possible thing that happens and so a lot of background shenanigans get ignored for what is explicitly told to us which leads to people not understanding that there was so much more going on in the background than meets the eye. We don't get time to take in the details. And it leads to dumb takes like, "New Vegas was retconned" when it so clearly wasn't.

#i will eat my words if im somehow wrong #but im not #theres more than meets the eye #we need more people paying attention to details and theorizing like me #all of you are either complaininf or are distracted by the hot ghoul #put on your thinking caps #is media literacy really so dead? #fallout #fallout tv show #fallout tv series #fallout prime #amazon prime

[tteokdoroki]

the hardest thing abt being gojo’s gf is never being able to wear baby blue outside the house without having him try to fuck you stupid before you leave 🙁💔

#btw one of my signature colours is baby blue #i would STRUGGLE #you wear an ounce of blue around gojo and he thinks you’re obsessed with him #SOME SATORALI LORE #i wear blue a lot #and he thinks im trying to get his attention #but im not #✧ ₊˚💭੭ — aali just posted

[bit-redz]

say happy birthday to this work, cus i’m pretty sure it’s like a year old

#i only realized a few months ago that this probably looks #like i’m attracted to him #but im not #this is /nx #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt fanart #xenic’s works

[icarusamica]

true friendship is sitting in a discord call watching your bestie writing smut and trying to be a helpful presence to motivate them but the smut is so good you keep blacking out. true friendship is also using discords soundboard to blast michael gavey screaming "FUCKING ASK ME A SUM THEN" when they stop typing for more than 2 minutes <3333

#im so sorry #but im not #this shit is delicious #y'all are gonna eat it up #i actually keep getting light headed #crunchie muncher jumpscares #cattonquick #felix catton #oliver quick #felix x oliver #saltburn #fic #michael gavey #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #emerald fennell

[dovewingkinnie]

when i try to make my own oc story i get homesick because william afton isn’t in it 🧎‍♀️

#u think im joking #but im not #that’s why my stories are so crazy #i’m just putting in random shit #that could work as it’s own story #but i like william afton so much im just #‘you know what let’s toss him in there’ #sobs #and i’ve tried to branch out #i just feel more happy when he’s there #i’m unwell

[the-lem0n-b0y]

On top of everything else in Dark Rise, the Collar raises so many questions for me.

Is Anharion/James conscious while wearing it? Does he feel as if he’s asleep, or just that his actions are not his own? Does he think the things that Sarcean/Will tell him to? Can Sarcean/Will just tell Anharion/James to think for himself? Can Sarcean/Will take it off, since it was he who created it?

I hope we get answers in the third book because this is what’s keeping me up right now instead of sleeping.

#i should really be sleeping #but im not #so i blame my gay boys #dark rise #dark heir #cs pacat #will kempen #james st clair #sarcean #anharion #will x james #is there even a ship name for them

[in-som-niyah]

i crave Jason so carnally i'm going through withdrawals as im doing one of my final projects i keep stopping to go look for more Jason content im so sick

#jason peter todd #jason todd #niyah speaks yappanese #i should be studying #but im not #why you ask? #because i'm replaying a smut scene of jason fucking my brains out thats why #i need medical attention #and mental help #fuck

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

was that a Magnus archives reference??

#micheal shelley #micheal the distortion #the distortion #martin blackwood #tma #the magnus archives #i would say im sorry #but im not

[shiiko529]

i have no idea where this came from

#id say sorry #but im not #i promise im sane #ryou bakura #bakura ryou #bakura #yugioh bakura #ygo crack #crack #crack poll #yugioh crack #ygo poll #poll #ygo #yugioh #yu gi oh

[that-one-enby-ranger]

Character opinion bingo Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie Cassie pleaseeee

No offence, but I'll be honest, I really don't like Cassie. I don't know why, I don't even have a proper reason and I just find her annoying for no reason and I'm kind of bordering on hating her. Again, no offence.

#i would say im sorry for not liking her #but im not #this probably wasn't what you were expecting with the bingo tho #rangers apprentice #ra #ra memes #ranger's apprentice #ranger apprentice #john flanagan #princess cassandra

[glorfys-glorioushair]

So I uh made a thing...

#its completely 70s music with a couple of 60s songs #also dipped into 1978 too #had to include rasputin in it #now enjoy the thought of the jenova project team listening to ABBA and Queen in the manor while they measure out Jenova test samples lmao #i should be sorry for making this #but im not #if you dont like 70s music i am so sorry for your loss #final fantasy vii #ff7 #jenova #jenova project #professor hojo #lucrecia crescent #gast faremis #vincent valentine #bc he was there too technically #my playlists #Spotify

[astraltrickster]

#polls #cursed tag #id say im sorry #but im not

[hypnoneghoul]

oh I am in PAIN now whoopsie

#trying to be brave about it #but im not #hypnone's whatever

[lanaevyssmoved]

if i were brave enough to change my icon id have a god!gale icon and i'd theme my whoooole blog around him

#fray.txt #but im not #i am orokay afhiri and i always will be