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nordic-language-love · 5 months

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Think I probably am gonna make a new blog for the new year

#either that or rename this one #still not 100% decided #i am attached to this blog but the name definitely doesn't suit it anymore #even though nordic languages will always be my beloved <3 #just wanna have one blog for all my shenanigans i think #languages and books and training and personal posts and writing and shitposts and all #it'll just be easier

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rose-ramblings · 5 months

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today i woke up and chose art

this doodle is basically what i think would happen if the potara fused the outfits like they're supposed to, ain't no way Vegito's not getting Vegeta's armor if he fused while wearing it

why the royal insignia if Vegeta's armor doesn't have it anymore? because it makes sense to me that the Prince of All Saiyans has his mark of royalty despite everything that's happened to him in his life

i think Vegeta would care enough to keep his people's culture alive as long as he can, even going as far as letting Bulma document all of it (or at least, all the stuff he can remember; especially all the stuff regarding royalty); Bulma eventually taking it upon herself to recreate the royal emblem from scratch based on Vegeta's descriptions because of how much of a Big Deal it used to be

tangent aside, it took a while to figure out the colors on the boots, Goku and Vegeta's outfits are harder to fuse together than i thought they'd be (except the gloves and wristbands, that was the easiest part)

i also felt like making an alt color version, so here's that

#goldic's drawings #vegito #goldic rambles #GSU Vegito #Goldic's Shitpost Universe #ok so for context on the tags: i've been writing Stuff and Things in my notepad for a while now for a Dragon Ball AU #and i've been calling it the GSU since the 'AU' is more of an 'I do what I want because I like it' kind of universe #there's a lot of stuff I wanna draw for the GSU the hard part is finding a starting point #so for now i'm just waiting until I figure out the timeline of events for the universe because It Matters to Me #and because it'll be easier to explain things in-universe through the characters if I already know how it all works #all the characters have slightly different designs where applicable for it too so that You Know it's the GSU #Vegito's got multiple outfits but the alt colored one you see in this post is his 'post-fusion' outfit for the GSU #for the Goku Black Arc specifically; basically this is what he'll be wearing right after he fuses because Yes #might make some minor tweaks to the colors later but you get the idea

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hrokkall · 1 year

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What are some ships or concepts you wished more people in the Inscryption fandom would explore?

I'm honestly not a big ship guy unless it's either really compelling or really funny. But as for concepts, I really wish people would just get a little weirder with stuff. I know that's a vast generalization—Inscryption as a game is already weird as hell by merit of existing—but I want to see more headcanons/writing quirks that are like "Leshy has parts of every animal, not just cervids—so he has leg spurs like a cricket and gets pin feathers in his fur like a bird" or "Video game logic applies ever so slightly in that characters can learn to reach into the code and pull out the assets allotted to them from hammerspace" or just... whatever the hell is going on with Magnificus in general. I love it when the universe the characters are in is already So Damn Weird that anything goes/the quirks of the world itself impacts those living in it and they hardly even notice because that's just Everyday Life.

Also just generally blue and orange morality stuff. Too much "the Scrybes are evil in a way that can be easily understood" and not enough "the Scrybes aren't evil in a clear-cut way but obviously SOMETHING is wrong here in a way that is So Much Worse than I originally preconceived." Fun stuff

#Re: Inbox #naturallydark #This post is near-incomprehensible TL;DR I just like when people have fun with it #Having said that if you have wild ass headcanons always feel free to share I might not answer/answer privately but I LOVE hearing them #I made a shitpost about Magnificus having tube eyes a while ago and that was genuinely such a fun conversation. Loved hearing everyone's-#-weird biology Magnificus headcanons it was awesome #I'd write a bunch of weird shit myself but unfortunately I write at the pace of either a coyote desperately chewing off its snared leg or-#-with all the fervor of a snail caught in a glue trap #But hey who knows. Might do it anyway #It'll just take a while; like I still have Scrybruary fics in my WIPs and it's been Months. Whoops

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2smolbeans · 5 months

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Man I love your writing so so much but god I wanna fight Marco so badly 😭 Idc if I lose it’s the thought that counts‼️

I mean you can try! But goodluck on being the third person who's attempted to fist fight Marco out of sheer will 😭

But I mean for them and you- it's the thought that counts right??

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honorary-fool · 8 months

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redoing an old serenitea pot realm to be a house for the husband & his husband fr

#genshin impact #venti #xiao #xiaoven #mostly bc (with inspo of lunasmr videos) it was gonna be for the traveler & venti #and then while editing the rooms i saw i put xiao in the room too #so i figured 'fuck it' & xiao's getting his own room on the first floor & venti just goes between his & my own/lumine's it'll be great #polycule moment /lh #.#WAIT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY AS SHIT W/ GENSHIN CARMEN W A I T GENIUS MOMENT OMFG #dipshit (/aff) finally asks 'em out ; 'wdym you have a bf?? fr?? sick!' ; yadda yadda yadda they accompany him (v) to liyue & 'wdym one of #the adepti is your bf that's so cool??' ; gradually carmen & xiao get over the awkwardness when it comes to socializing (mostly w/ assistan #from venti) & at an even *later* date. something something polycule in which both of them are dating venti. and an **even later** date all #are dating each other ; xiao's the one that gifts them the teapot and immediately vae goes ham trying to make it pretty & suitable for all #of them ; each of them have their own bedroom & a kitchen & the indoor mini-stage for when either of the resident bards feel like doin' a #lil serenading & a spot under the stairs w/ couches & bookcases & a tea set & a big wicker basket of extra blankets for cuddling/falling #asleep on the couch and #... this was supposed to be a semi-shitpost HOW DID THIS HAPPEN #og posts #carmen's ocs #oc x canon #canon x oc #venti x oc #xiao x oc #carmven #xiaocarmven

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gothamcityneedsme · 7 months

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i see how it is, everyone loves the page where batman's mind is on fire, but they don't like it when he starts acting like it

#shitpost #im just saying like. i don't think the narrative here is actually doing a 'batman is right' pov #he is very clearly the enemy of everyone atm. they clearly need to save him or destroy him #and thats probably where the lines are going to be drawn #and YES he just did something terrible to jason. its also being like. used to clarify the terrible thing bruce has done to himself #because he is NOT properly himself right now. there's uh. they're really focusing on Zur here and have been since he got back #anyways. idk. haven't read the full comic yet but actually im pretty excited to see how it'll all fall

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al-coded · 1 year

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EVERYONE PRAY FOR ME TO PASS THIS ONE FUCKING SUBJECT!!!!

pls istg i wanna pass so bad!!!!

#aaajdjdnbdndjsjdjd #i need all the help i can get #lmao #i basically ran out of brain bc i've been coding for the past four days trying to make new things for the program #and the circuit sucked me out dry so pls i just wanna pass this once bc it'll be the last time i have this type of subject #welp ig until my 5th semester but i can use the break and not doing it again in 5th semester #shitpost #al's college shitshow #college

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letstalkaboutfandomsbaby · 1 year

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Alright, time to drive 3 hrs to get my new glider friend 💀

#☀️ shitposts #bruh this is gonna take all dayyyy 😩#but it'll be worth it #i just get tired during roadtrips

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 years

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the thing is that edward cullen could handle all the anguish and angst and loss that keefe sencen experiences but keefe sencen could not handle collaboratively problem solving together with the important person in his life and learning from his mistakes, thank you for your time

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc shitpost #keefe sencen #this is mostly lighthearted but also based on real observations of their characters and traits #listen. okay. hear me out. listen. i know twilight is a trainwreck and keefe is adored. but #i said what I said. he just! he does the same thing again and again like 'no guys it'll work this time'#'taking all the responsibility and not letting other people care for me didn't work last time but it will this time I promise'#when edward left bella and she started hallucinating things he went 'okay so i won't do that again' and when he kept making her upset #with the jacob rivalry he went 'okay this isn't accomplishing what I want and is actively making bella miserable I'm stopping now'#this is not to say edward is better than keefe let's be clear #just that he happens to be alright at one of keefe's biggest flaws. and I think it's funny to phrase it like this #keefe will probably eventually learn and then this will be moot #but for now...hehe twilight kotlc comparison funni

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overobsessedfanboy23 · 2 years

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My mental state right now

My heart: *nudging me* Hey... hey...

My brain: What?

My heart: You know what you haven’t done in a while?

My brain: DO NOT.

My heart: Developed a crush on a character purely because of the way you wrote them-

My brain: YOU FUCKING BASTARD.

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glacierruler · 2 years

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I don't know who'll see this, but if on any or all of these days that you can, please do it.

July 3rd through July 5th

Like I said, let's protest this bullshit, and fucking hit em where it hurts.

Please reblog this to get this out there.

#protest #roe v wade #abortion rights #fuck scotus #let's hit the fucking economy #because otherwise they won't listen to us #and i get it if you can't do this #i know that i'll only be able to do thos on the fifth #but if you can during any and all of those days stay at home #don't work #just lay on your bed #and possibly shitpost on tumblr #also to get this to more people reblog it #the more people that are in on it the better #because if it hurts them #it'll make them more likely to listen to us

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buttercupshands · 2 months

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I honestly can't believe it took me 7 years

#undertale #shitpost #I rarely to those #but #this one was important for me personally #soon after that I went through all of the Underground in the Epilogue and honestly?#it feels like that 'Ball Game' really was one of the main reasons I still played and yet last time I seriously tried was 7 years ago #and after that finishing Undertale for myself was... really comforting #I ws playing with the game files for a long enough time to break them and yet this save is 3 years old #at least it was #now it's the main one the Steam version will remember #cleared out Genocide files in the foulder just seemed... better this way #it actually started with me just wishing to choose some things differently today #and look by the end of the day I DID so it fits it'll be the last one #and I was... honestly glad that in the “cast” section there were two monsters whose names were white instead of gold #it's been a while since I last did something like this without knowing it #and the last time was actually in my first playthrough 7 years ago #so again it fits!#now it's 5 am and I started it in 6 pm I need some sleep #otherwise I'm fine

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deflvwered-a · 2 years

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me, preparing to get some sleep finally after cleaning up my apartment: .

maintenance:

#why do they have to fix my drywall specifically at 9 in the morning????#and id just go to sleep anyway but they're required to talk to me before they leave #and id be like oh they're just fixing drywall it'll be fast :)))#no they're actually replacing an entire wall #not like structure obviously #just the drywall #guess where this is all taking place? RIGHT outside my bedroom #im so sleepy #― ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀shitpost ⠀ ❯ ⠀ 🌺

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gothamcityneedsme · 10 months

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superman series, vbros movie, AND miraculous movie all coming next month. hello

#shitpost #i dont have netflix anymore so ill have to wait for piracy for the miraculous movie #considering subbing for superman series.... oof #and the vbros movie i will pay for 100%. not even hesitating there i have to support doc and jackson #i'll be paying for it to stream it AND i will be buying the dvd to complete my dvd vbros collection #im assuming it'll be stream to buy and not just on amazon prime #iirc...its releasing on prime video?#all three of these things are on different streaming platforms #but i KNOW theyll all end up on my piracy website lol. one stop shop lol #but anyways. i will pay for vbros #i MIGHT pay for superman. and i will not pay for miraculous lol #i thought the ladybug movie was supposed to go to theaters but i guess not? i wouldve paid to go see it

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heartfullofleeches · 1 year

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Yan Entity + [G.N] Fastfood Worker Reader

Why the ice cream machine at your job doesn't work anymore. Aka a shitpost made with a little too much effort.

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"Y/n! Machine's broke!"

"So-?"

"..Can you fix it?"

You shove your earpiece into the hands of your coworker. As the person who's been on board the longest aside from your manager, wherever they are, and just sane enough to tell the tale the recent hires often ran to you for help with the issue of the day. Or hour, if you're really unlucky- By now, this place has broken you down enough that you simply carry through the task at hand under the guide of ancient instruction manuals you found lying around. You were used to doing things about your pay grade, but this one was personal.

The ice cream was what kept you pushing. Arguably the only thing edible on the menu, with enough taste to back that claim up. Rich, creamy, and a hundred percent free for members of the staff. At the start of your break or during the end of your shift you'd grab a cone to relish in the fruit of your hard labor with frozen goodness.

You walk over the kitchen side of the room. The evening rush was dying down and it was just you and your coworker today so that only left you and whoever was sitting atop the machine you were sent to fix in the area.

"Hellooo there~"

Maybe it's time you go check on the drive in window. Gets lonely this time of night.

The intruder kicks their feet against the side of the machine, humming along happily to the beat. You recognize them as the coworker who quit just the other day, but something's off. Their head bends at an odd angle to get a better look at you from their position; eyes milky white rather than the baby blues remember and their skin ghostly pale, lines of foam frothed in the corner of their lips. Their uniform seemed dated with the outfit painted white as apposed to the typical burnt red and the patch on their shirt depicting the pair of horns floating over an ice cream cone. You can see something roll back on their ashen tongue as they speak again.

"Missed you today."

"You quit four days ago."

"This...." They look at their badge. "Teri individual certainly did. I on the other hand have been here for quite a while and probably the first to see what's so great about you. Nice warm hands and willing to take it straight from the nozzle."

You knew that twenty wasn't worth taking that bet. "That was one time."

"Seven, actually. Believe me I kept track.

"Whatever. Can you move so I can fix the machine?"

"That's a nice looking cone right there."

You follow their eyes. There's an ice cream cone on the counter within arm's reach - topped with the perfect swirl that put your attempts to a murky grave. "What about it?"

"Go on- Taste it. You deserve a little something special after all your effort."

"I really have to fix the machine..."

"Do this and it'll run good as new. I promise."

You pick up the cone. Your "coworker" straights up like a post and place their hands between their legs as they lean in, dipping so far it looked like they were ready to pounce. Tossing them a sideeye, you course your tongue upside the peaked curves of the treat. Probably not the best course of action as you catch the moment their soul figuratively leaves their body. Still, their stare held no weight compared to the fluffy mount of heaven melting on your tongue. The best soft serve you've had by far. You nurse the tip, wanting to savor the treat-

"Keeping going."

But you haven't the time for such pleasantries. Sweeping the cream to the back of your mouth with your tongue, the cone's quickly disappears pass your lips. The ice cream drips and dribbles down your chin, creating suction between the pause you take between licks. Your coworker focuses intensely on the sneaks of the pink muscle lapping at the dessert, practically crushing their hands with their thighs. That foam hanging from their maw bubblish vigorously and glows a haunting blue as they hiss through their teeth. The machine begins to shake.

"Stick it out...."

You stick your tongue out, padding a little too hard against the cone. What's left of the scoop breaks off and runs down the back of your hand, caught by your mouth before it could hit the floor. You shutter as some misses and goes down your shirt. Your coworker doesn't have the dignity to try hiding the moan rippling through their worn throat. Their head rolls back as does their eyes, fog trailing into the air as they claw at their neck. The machine's lights flicker rapidly between red and green, melted ice cream overflowing the edge of the table and onto the floor disbursing through the pipes in thick, fluid streams.

"Yes- you absolute tease. I've waited to see this for so long. Always leaving right when things get good. You don't know how happy I get seeing you every during your breaks. You always look so upset, but then- you come to me..."

You force swallow the ice cream in your mouth, fighting the the ache traveling from jaw to your brain. You briefly tongue the crater left in the cone forgetting about your company momentarily. Realization snapping back, you bite around the shell and shovel it in your mouth once it able. Everything was sticky. Your face, hands, upper chest and mostly uniform.

Your coworker hops off the machine, making quick work of shoving your fingers in their mouth. The cavity and their tongue was wet and slick, but in a way it felt like putting your hand in a cooler with some kind of frozen serpant lying in wait. They clean your fingers in earnest, getting through each nook and even beneath your nails. Doing the same with your opposite, they finally suckle on the collar of your shirt as if to clean it just the same. Their teeth ghost a mark over your skin. You shove them off you.

"That's enough."

"For now." Your coworker surprises you with one more lick scoring the sticky mess staining your cheek. The tip of their tongue manages to hit your lips. With that same domestic flare, they grab the tail end of your apron and use it to wipe up the remaining slick, smiling as if they'd be waiting for you to come home from your busy life all day.

"I hope we see each other again soon. I mean we will, but maybe next time I'll put on something more... comfort. Take care, gorgeous."

Your coworker winks - wandering off towards the back with one lingering smile. They blow a kiss as their body dips behind the door.

"Hey, Y/n did you get the machine fixed?"

Your pants legs sag turning in the flood below. "When you think about it do we really need ice cream?"

#Fast food reader #yandere oc #yandere x reader #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere insert #yandere x you #yandere scenarios #yandere blurb #yandere ghost #yandere teratophilia

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kiwinatorwaffles · 9 months

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the real ones know the hermitcraft season 4 logfellas trial. (ive linked the wels pov) so what if wels (a prosecutor) switched places with phoenix (a defense attorney) and they were both forced to play the opposite role in a completely different court

check out this awesome fic my friend sky wrote based off this!

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Image 1: A doodle page of Welsknight from Hermitcraft and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney. In the middle of the page, the two characters stand next to each other. Wels, instead of his normal knight armor, wears a black suit and slacks over his chainmail while standing confidently with a hand on his hip. On the other hand, Phoenix stands next to him, dazed and nervous. The text between the two fullbodies reads "isekai'ed into each other's courts". Behind the two characters are comic-like cutouts of them close-up. Wels, hair slicked back and wearing a blue suit, holds a hand out as if shouting an objection. Phoenix, wearing Wels' helmet and cape, sweats in panic as an arrow lodges into the backboard just inches away from his face. In the bottom left and right corners, there are doodles of the two characters meeting each other's swapped assistants. Maya and Wels have a back and forth conversation, starting with Maya's speech bubble: "nice to meet you, new guy!" "thanks and uh, it's welsknight." "can i call you 'knight?'" "um, just wels is fine--" "okay, knight!" Wels has a speech bubble with an ellipses, unamused. Phoenix and Cubfan also have a conversation, starting with Phoenix's speech bubble: "but i'm not a prosecutor!" "it's fine, dude!! this is my first time in a court!" "huh? wait... have you passed the bar exam?" "the what?" Then, it cuts to a close-up of Phoenix's face, where he has an expression of disbelief. Cub says, "anyways, put on that helmet. they won't realize you're not whitelisted that way. (and it'll protect you from ren)". Phoenix thinks, "oh my god" in all bold letters.

Image 2: A follow-up shitpost picturing Phoenix and Wels' disbelief at each other's worlds. Phoenix is grabbing Cub by the shoulders in horror, shouting "fym murder is allowed as long as it's funny!?!" in all caps and italicized bold lettering. There is small text below Cub that reads, "cub has not told him about respawning". Wels is next to Maya looking at a photo of the victim, slightly shocked, saying, "oh... uh... that's a lot of blood...." while Maya looks at him in confusion. Wels continues in a drawing below, now appearing more distressed, saying "maybe this is one of those lore servers? where they have a blood plugin? yea surely... surely that's the reason..." To which Maya replies, holding a container of hair gel, "mr. knight can you please stop being insane and gel your hair into spikes?"

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#this crossover is so stupid /j #hermitcraft #hermitblr #ace attorney #welsknight #phoenix wright #cubfan135 #maya fey #hermitcraft season 4 #kiwi’s scribbles #crossover content: brought to you by kiwinator

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