Murder drone headcanon
V thinks of choking like love. so if V and N were dating and kissed or cuddled or anything like that V may just choke N without really thinking about it. its not a kinky thing V just really wants to show love and think choking is love.
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Not to be a lost, forsaken fallen angel on main but what if I swore my eternal devotion to you in exchange for the privilege of sitting at your feet and resting my cheek on your leg, staring up at a being so majestic, so otherwordly and glorious and powerful, with eyes that radiate divinity of such magnitude it ignites my skin afire and make my heart bleed with religious ecstasy.
Haha, I'm kidding, of course! Of course I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm ki
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“i like/love aziraphale but-” i’m gonna have to stop u right there babes bc there are no ‘buts’ for me. ‘but’ all u want somewhere else, my love for that violently faggy celestial being is unconditional
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“You’re not oppressed for being proship!”
Okay cool, I agree, I never said I was.
But also,
You’re not being oppressed because people create art that’s personally unpleasant for you.
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After reading some Astarion takes, I can say with full certainty, that I would not trust some of you to not slutshame or insult SA victims for having sex
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Uea : *exists*
King : *horny and in love*
Same gus same
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Prompt 12
Geralt has a thing for biting.
Jaskier has a thing for not looking like a mauling victim the day he performs at a very prestigious court.
Geralt agrees he'll hold off on the biting for a few nights, so Jaskier is "presentable." But now he looks unclaimed. He looks like he has nobody that loves him and watches over him. Nobody that can bite him in the heat of passion.
Geralt sucks it up and decides that he'll just have to come along to make sure nobody gets any ideas about doing anything to his bard.
And so what if he spends most of the night staring longingly at Jaskier's neck like some kind of starved vampire? Who says you get to judge? *grumpy witcher noises*
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Imagine yourself coming home to this floofy haired domestic man and just being happy with your life.
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