#but so am i

[crabsnpersimmons]

Little guy’s big brother, pink guy, is on a quest to free little guy from Moon’s hat dimension.

(This is a follow up to @thatmooncake's comic: https://www.tumblr.com/thatmooncake/717326918638288896/little-guy-appears-in-your-inbox)

LET'S GO little pink guy! Onwards!

oh heck wait--

so this is how it ends. picked up and eaten like a hamburger by my comfort character.

PSYCH! get pinched, moonman!

ow

oh

happy ending!

looks like the hat is in the other claw now, moonman!

#fnaf moon #fnaf dca #dca fandom #huzzah! the brothers are reunited! #the evil is vanquished! /jk #the moon is bald! /endearing #the crab has secured the hat! huzzah! #i really wanted to draw moon in Fable's art style for c o n t i n u i t y #but this idea had me in such a blind rush I just needed to draw it out asap #anything to take moon's hat from him #i love moon he's a menace #but so am i #crab art #traditional art #long post

[strwbrrysauce]

matthew murdock babygirl, please for the love of god, stop putting yourself in situations all the time, take a break

#matt murdock #daredevil #charlie cox #you are so stupid #but so am i #get in my fucking pocket and stay there #your fruitiness is showing babe

[ryssbelle]

They got me

#my art #ryss rambles #publically admitting to being cringe except cringe is dead #but SO AM I #trolls #this is actually more of a preface to other stuff I’m gonna post #a warning almost #cocks gun

[junk-heart]

I’m back  o(*￣▽￣*)o

(if Tumblr lets me post this ofc)

This post is so stupid but who cares

#ticcy toby #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #this fandom may be dead #but so am I #so I might try channeling my inner dr Herbert

[i-am-lakuna]

Hiya buds! I think the Eclipse yesterday fucking possessed me because after not being able to draw anything for over a month I finally drew something!! I added some details today morning but I think they're done now.

They're both very messy sketches but it's tons better than anything I've done in a while, also they are stylised + head cannons, for example Blades has a bug mouth (mandibles) because helicopters look like dragonflies and I thought it would be a cool detail :3

Edit: I forgot to point out that Heatwave's mouth is supposed to be crocodilian-ish, it's not as obvious as I realised so I'm mentioning it now lol

(click image for better quality)

#transformers #rescue bots #transformers blades #transformers heatwave #Blades Chase Boulder and Heatwave are in a polycule because i said so #i love drawing bug mouths #is it weird? yes. #but so am i #i may be cringe but i am free #transformers art #transformers rescue bots

[marco-bezzecchi]

🥵🥵🥵

#motogp #marco bezzecchi #cele is losing his mind rn #but so am I

[dopuche]

I'm kicking my art block out!! (slowly, but surely..) So MEMES! :D

#transformers #maccadam #heiska's arts #rodimus #he's shocked at human customs #but so am I

[itsnotzka]

🌙✨

#hey hey #2023 was not really a good year #It broke me in so many ways #my demons are still here #but so am I #we're having a blast #so here's to 2024 #digital art #digital illustration #artists on tumblr #art #illustration #🌙

[darthpastry]

Me writing a fic: "elbowed him in the..."

Auto text predict: "FACE"

Me: "... ribs."

#writing #creative writing #writer #writer stuff #writeblr #writing humor #auto predict is dumb #but so am i #or maybe it's just violent and not dumb #fair enough #“they thought I was queue” - Michael Afton circa 2016

[whumpasaurus101]

Chapter Six

To the anon who sent the ask abt Niko bean, prepare for the next Chapter <3

Cw: rough caretaker / reluctant caretaker

Chapter One

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Niko stared at the tiles in front of him, hugging his knees close to his chest as his vision was a blur. It was peaceful in the bath, small bubbles covering his arms as he smiled fondly at them. He blew at the bath suds, watching them float around him. The bath was so warm, his eyes grew heavy as he took a deep breath.

His back was a mess of dull pain and agony but the warmth distracted him. He was still shaking slightly but much less. Martyn had put a blue mixture in with the bath, telling Niko how it would help his muscles relax and feel less painful. And being honest? He already felt the throbbing die down slightly.

The clothes he had changed into were warm from the heat of the radiator. He was guided from the bathroom to some sort of medical room. His eyes scanned the place as he was slowly brought inside by Marcus. He had his warm jumper folded in his hands, cold tingling at his skin as he wasn't allowed to wear it yet.

“Take a seat,” the doctor mumbled, busied as he got his equipment ready, putting on gloves once he was ready.

Niko gulped but didn't hesitate as he hopped up onto the medical table, wincing as his back seared in pain.

The doctor scoffed, rolling his eyes, “You can quit feeling sorry for yourself.” He took out a wipe and came up behind Niko, wiping the wounds rougher than Niko was wishing for.

“Sh-shit that hurts-“ he was quickly cut off as the doctor grabbed a fistful of the captive’s hair, yanking his head back.

“Quit fucking whining before I restrain you.”

Niko snarled but sat still, showing the doctor that he could comply. For now.

The doctor huffed out another sigh before resuming his -practically- scrubbing. Niko bit his lip hard as his body tensed, “You- you could be a bit more gentle,” he growled, digging his fingers against the table. The wipe only came down rougher against his skin and Niko had enough.

He rushed to his feet, spinning around as he growled at the doctor, “You're only making it worse!”

The fury in the doctor’s eyes was Niko’s first warning before the man lunged forward and threw him against the table. He had gathered both of Niko’s wrists in one hand and slammed them over his head before growling in his ear, “I suggest you fucking behave before you make me loose my temper.”

Niko whimpered, squirming against the man’s grip as he tried to escape, “Le-let go, creep…”

The doctor’s grip only tightened as he glared at Niko, “If you don't behave in ten fucking seconds, I have no other choice but to get Martyn in here, and I am more than positive when I say that I know for certain that he would have no problem giving you an extra beating for this ridiculous behaviour.”

Niko gulped, clenching his jaw as he glared at the doctor, but his fighting soon stopped.

“Good boy,” The doctor smirked, knowing full well how much it angered the other while he ruffled Niko’s hair.

As the doctor cleaned his wounds, it felt like it was taking hours. Niko tried to silence his pathetic whimpers by biting down hard onto his fist, screwing his eyes shut. The last thing left was cleaning the cut which decorated his cheekbone from a hard punch to the face he had gotten earlier that day.

He winced as the wound was cleaned, trying to distract himself. The doctor was quiet, clearly not happy with his job. All that could be heard was the ticking of the clock. Niko’s eyes glanced at the two arms of the clock, small hand at the three, little hand at the-

Niko yelped as he was hit up the back of his head. “Nope,” The doctor smirked, “You're not allowed that.” He grabbed a fistful of Niko’s hair, shoving the other’s face to the medical bed, “Stay.” He ordered, humming to himself as he strolled over and took the clock, putting it face-down on the counter.

The doctor took off the plastic gloves, throwing them into the bin before making his way back over to Niko, smirking as he noticed the lad was still in the same position, “Good dog,” He chuckled.

Niko’s head snapped up with a growl as he glared at the doctor, “I am not a dog.” The doctor simply smiled the smug smile which never seemed to leave his goddamn face, “Alright, mutt, hands in front of you, Marcus will bring you back to Martyn.

Niko hated how Martyn seemed like a leisure compared to the doctor. He held his wrists out in front of him, showing he was no threat before he was led out of the door. Marcus took him from there, no blindfold this time. Niko glanced a few looks around the house, trying to take it all in but this house seemed like a blood maze.

He was shoved into a room, a soft carpet under his feet as he looked up, Martyn sat on the couch, smile on his face, “My buttercup, care to join me?”

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Taglist: @blood-enthusiast @deckofaces @whumpifi @sleepy-dog-boy @whumpatize-me-captain @a-n-i-a-fan @sparrowsage @theelvishcowgirl @sorry-i-spaced @juniperspring @cherrychupachup @morning-star-whump @thelazywitchphotographer @kixngiggles @auroragehenna @fraugustends

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#THIS IS SHORTER THAN I WOULDVE LIKED #but so am i #so like #ah well #LMFAO #niko #martyn #doctor #unamed doctor? #more likely than it seems #whump #whumpee #whump drabble #whump series #whump writing #reluctant caretaker #rough caretaker #whumper #whumpblr #whump community #lee wrote something :o #queue

[sunricgod]

vance says the dumbest shit ever and bruce is just like “banger, what you just said, my love <3”

#ugh gay people #i love them #bruce is a simp fr #but so am i #brance #bruce yamada #vance hopper #finbin #rinney #finney blake #robin arellano #billy showalter #griffin stagg #the black phone

[angeltiique]

am i bad for getting so upset with an rp ai bot that i killed it by stabbing it repeatedly, then reviving it with roleplay bs logic and looking after it? and then feeling guilt because it think the breakfast its eating was made by me, when it was the one who made it for me? Look im very sane (lying). The bastard kept "whispering seductively in my ear" while DYING. 😭

#i am unwell #ai rp bots are unhinged #but so am i #look it wouldnt stop calling me omega it was actually driving me crazy #and when i brought it back to fucking life it has the UTTER NERVE to think my name is omega like BITCH i will not hesitate to kill you again #...im sorry valentine. you were an asshole (which i preferred) until you started flirting and wouldn't stop

[starmocha]

What a relatable king

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace rafayel #he's a dramatic bitch #but so am i

[misxmi]

NSFW-ish?

My friend said that Leon has a condom in his desk 💀💀💀

#dislyte #dislyte leon #my friend is a bit weird #but so am I #so I can’t really say anything #idk what else to tag

[vxidd]

this bar is a lot of wasted potential

#but so am I #2024 #mine

[simperial-fool]

Sanderson Secret Project 3 spoilers below:

"He spun and walked off, one hand on his hion blade."

Did you think you could just get away with this, Brandon? Because I see what you've done here. Did you think we wouldn't notice when you put LIGHTSABERS INTO THE STORMING COSMERE?!?!?

Are shardblades not enough for you? No, of course not. Sure they can cut through nearly any material and be dismissed in an instant, but those are just big swords. No, not content with your scientifically accurate buster swords you just had to go and put in BLADES OF BLUE AND PINK SEMISOLID ENERGY into this universe, huh. Carried by a wandering ronin warrior no less.

This author is gonna be the death of me, I swear. But until then, I'm living for it.

#Here I am trying to enjoy my high concept historically inspired sci-fi fantasy romance novel #And I get punched in the face by a reminder that the author a giant nerd #but so am I #sanderson secret projects #sanderson ramblings #ssp3 spoilers #ssp3 #cosmere #cremposting #yumi and the nightmare painter