#but this is the funniest message i've ever gotten

[transfemininomenon]

Every time I see somebody use the acronym "tme" (transmisogyny exempt), I can't help but see how little you fuckers care about anything except your own victimhood

That you have to use a phrase to say "this person is EXEMPT... from our suffering" says a lot about how much you value that suffering rather than see it as something inflicted upon you that can also be inflicted on somebody else.

It also says a lot about how little you value intersectionality. The acronym here is being used as a derogatory one. It's an othering of people, specifically trans men, that you should otherwise stand in solidarity with.

I'm unfollowing and blocking you now, of course. I don't want that shit on my feed. Especially when it's coming from a fellow transwoman.

But I ask you to consider why it's somehow ok to label a group of people as exempt from your group's suffering, and as an alien other to be shunned as bad by default.

Because isn't that what radfems do to us as transwomen?

wow that's crazy check this out

#literally the funniest message I've ever gotten on here thank u

[velvetwyrme]

Why do you draw sans the way people draw him when he has a tongue

Was it the lidded sockets.

#SORRY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST MESSAGE I'VE GOTTEN EVER #its like you're asking me 'why do you draw sans like you want him carnally' #like hi. i think you can figure that out yourself #(/lh) #fbfjjkjdjjnnjfkjfnkfkjknsn #saying that though #i havent actually drawn him with a tongue as of yet #and i have no idea how i would #anyway thank you for this i died laughing when i saw this #velwy.txt #anon #inbox #this ask was also sent shortly after i posted the sans moe image. i do not want to fuck sans moe. to be clear

[shittysawtraps]

Hi I'm todd Howard and I'm looking for a sugar baby to take care of their needs, rents and pay their weekly allowance of $50,000, Dm if interested ...

gee whiz, todd howard, can you pay my tuition?

#genuinely the funniest bot message i've ever gotten #mod amanda

[kyouka-supremacy]

WHY ARE YOU SO NORMAL GO WATCH THE TRAILER AND BE INSANE LIKE THE REST OF US

So sorry sir. Back on duty 🫡

#Funniest ask I've ever gotten I'm rolling on the floor alsbdbksbdhekabejakbsis. #So true sorry for signing up late at stanning sskk it won't happen again!!!! #To be fair I was. very much. sleeping. But this ask is priceless I'm going to use it as a reaction for every time anything sskk drops– #and my sister ignores my screaming messages #(Like now. Sister you have to participate in the screaming. No I don't care you have never read a page of the sskk manga that's irrelevant) #people asks me stuff #And I wanted to answer all the other asks this morning but now I don't know if I'll make it in time before the new chapter drops #I'm so so sorry everyone 😭😭😭 #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd season 5

[blizzardfluffykpop]

As a Kpop fan now, if you've been here since at least 2021/2022ish~ you've outlived 2 apps. V Live and Universe, congrats, you don't get anything, but you can say you've outlived them.

#congrats on outliving two apps #rip universe app #rip vlive #the reason i say 2021 is because vlive has been dying since at least January 2021 - we no longer had vlive+ but i can't remember when #they deactivated that feature but wild #universe down #as a uni (ptg stan) this is the funniest tag i've gotten to say #i'd say dance on their graves but vlive was such a queen and we lost her- i loved her- she made my days easier... i would watch vlives in #class all the time- and now we can't- and we got so many good things from universe even if it didn't mean physical releases- it was still #nice- we had sth similar to bubble and we could talk to our idols ( i didn't do this but i loved seeing the translations on twt ) #hybe is seeing each app as a cash grab and i cry sometimes- i can't forgive them- but anyways enough about that- #i feel like a fossil lowkey- it's not often i feel like a fossil in the kpop community but 8 yrs this year def takes a toll on your bones- #will i forever be keeping the uni app and vlive app? yes- they will forever live rent free- i will miss these eras as a kpop stan #achievement #outliving #congratulations #i've had this queued since feb. 17th when the messages from idols officially ended- it's so sad esp cause kyunbebes will have no access #to talking to him if starship finds a new way to make a new app because they won't include him 😭 i hope by the time this queues sony #comes up with a solution and treats our boy right- also ever think about all the idols that enlisted beforehand? like vlive died while they #were serving!? it's so sad- anyways i'm done rambling- pls enjoy this queued post #queued post #yes the app doesnt officially close til 5/31 @ 4 am et- but the messages being gone = huge loss #sorry besties- i seriously am gonna miss both apps i already grieved the former 😔

[cupcakestreets]

about the proshippers thing... you have interacted with one, for years now. But for you to call Sarah Z "neutral" and a good source of information? That says a lot about you as a person. And nothing about it is good. Been a good run being friends and mutuals! When you weren't spreading blatant hate and misinformation :/ Glad to see your true colors after all these years. And no, I won't come off anon. You've proven it's not safe to. Rather not have you sic antis on me.

GIRL I-??? WHO????

Y'ALL SEEIN' THIS SHIT??

#IM DEAD ASS WHEN I SAY WHO THE FUCK??? #I DON'T HAVE ANTI FRIENDS #NOR DO I HAVE PROSHIPPING MUTUALS??? #OR I AT LEAST I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD ONE??? #I'VE ONLY INTERACTED WITH ONE PROSHIPPER AND WE WERE NOT MUTUALS??? #YALL HELP IM LAUGHING SO HARD #IM LAUGHING IN CONFUSION #BRO WHERE THE CAMERAS??? #AM I BEING PUNKED?? #also just to make it clear I SUPPORT NEITHER ANTIS OR PROSHIPPERS #proshipping #antis #funniest message I've ever gotten tbh #cakeku speaks

[nirnrude]

Hi I'm todd Howard and I'm looking for a sugar baby to take care of their needs, rents and pay their weekly allowance of $50,000, Dm if interested ...

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#this is the funniest fucking message I've ever gotten #heads up fellas #totally legit daddy Todd here wants a sugar baby #bet the deal involves me having to play Skyrim on a daily basis #with 3 different consoles all at once

[movedto-fandesinae]

mcyt.... Tell me it's not one of the d***m boys.... I liked you

i'm pleased to tell you it's docm77

#this is the funniest message i've ever gotten. thank you so much. #psa that i'm not a hater myself i staunchly dislike them but idc if you do #anon #asks

[skania]

You know you're just like Akane, both of you are gone without a warning. We miss Akane so much because we haven't gotten any chapters of her. We also miss you a lot because you haven't posted any Akane and Aquakane takes lately, your posts/takes are very good. Akane and you need to come back soon!

Anon I think this is simultaneously the sweetest and funniest message I've ever gotten 😭❤️

#onk asks convos #I'm surrounded by wonderful people

[obscurecharactershowdown]

By the way I love that you're doing this. I had briefly considered something similar but then realized I was the last person that should run an obscure character tournament because I am so out of the loop that I have no idea who anyone is. You could tell me a character was obscure and I'd put them in and then find out they're the third main character on Supernatural and literally everyone knows about them but I never knew they existed because I only know about the gay angel and the guy he has a crush on.

Anyway I'm looking forward to this poll. No idea who I'm rooting for yet I haven't even gotten more than ten pairs into the list yet.

I don't know if you're joking about this or not and I'm sorry if you are and it flew over my head but there is a third main character on Supernatural. His name is Sam. The younger brother of the guy the gay angel has a crush on. This is one of the funniest messages I've ever gotten thank you

#asks #certifiedwerewolf #obscurecharactershowdown #sobbing

[iersei]

oh i forgot to hit anon. whatever i meant every word

you just sent me one of the funniest and most validating messages i've ever gotten hold on

#sei says an answer #dysaniadisorder #The Advanced Voter Fraud Experience

[radiofreederry]

funniest hate messages i've ever gotten. i can't get over "superfascist59"

[420pogpills]

yesterday i had a lot of trouble trying to understand why i was feeling so numb and empty. i was trying to understand why i was so hurt by dream's actions because he admitted to sending the cringey flirty messages. and i was struggling to understand why i couldn't get past this when i saw the messages myself and didn't really believe they were of predatory nature.

and today i finally realised the reason i feel this way is not only because of dream's actions - but also because of my own. because i realised that my skepticism from the very beginning was based around believing that this was so out of character for dream, and that he wouldn't do this, that's he's better than this, that more than likely this is fabricated... only to then have him admit that the messages were real, that he was personally contacting his own fucking fans of all people.. and yesterday his defence villainized these girls so heavily, and he wrote paragraphs upon paragraphs of words that had no real meaning... and with that i think i actually suddenly came back down to earth and realised i do not know this man at all. because not only did i never believe he would say the things he said in that twit longer - i never even fully believed he was actually contacting his fans in such a manner.

your own fucking fans dude. the young girls who would happily do whatever you wanted them to, if it meant getting your attention. as if that is not the first, most basic fucking rule in the book - that relationships between fans and the person they are a fan of will NEVER be impartial or equal. regardless of the nature of the conversations - they happened, and when we begged him to address it and we begged him to prove to us we weren't wrong for having trust in him.. he posts a whole essay where he danced around the topic and blamed everyone but himself.

now i know that this is what's really hit me the hardest. and this is why i don't believe i can come back from this and feel the same way about him again. because he betrayed more than just the girls he was speaking to. he betrayed all of us who never believed he would do that. he betrayed all of his friends, who i am hoping and praying from the bottom of my fucking heart did not know about any of this, and now it's going to heavily impact them too. especially george - he literally packed up his fucking life to move to a whole new country for dream.. and now i have lost all trust not only in dream, but in all of his friends too, because if i don't know who dream actually is as a person, how the fuck can i trust everyone else in that circle?

as of right now, i cannot see myself supporting dream now nor in the future. who knows if that will change, i like to believe everyone is capable of change. but i think a part of me knows that i'm never getting that same level of trust back that i had in him. on that same note, i am not condemning any of his friends with the hope that they were unaware of this, but i am most definitely taking a step very far back and taking my time deciding what i want to do next.

i will say i won't regret being a part of this community. because like red said - WE created this community, not dream. dream is not here on tumblr, we built this ourselves. and i have gotten to speak to some of the kindest, funniest, most amazing people i have ever had the pleasure of meeting. and i am so so hopeful that i will be able to remain in contact with at least some of you.

i will keep this blog, and most likely be re-branding like i've seen a lot of people do - and i want to remain to see the outcome too, because i feel like i really need to see this through. to everyone i've ever met on here - i fucking love you, and thank you for some of the happiest memories i've ever made in the last couple of years.

take care of yourselves ❤️

#discourse #dreamwastaken #personal #long post #also i will be responding to all of my asks later today too <3 #i gotta run out of the house now but will respond to everyone when i'm back!

[c4tto626]

you nut????

strong contender for funniest message i've ever gotten fghjkl

#why do you want to know anon? 😏

[bigcatbulges]

Welcome back slut

this is the funniest message I've ever gotten thank you so much ❤️🦁

#feels good to be back and be slutty!

[thewiglesswonder]

i somehow in spite of all the turtleposting actually thought you meant the artist Michelangelo had disintegrated into dust in a movie and i was like "I don't remember that in endgame" and I've never seen endgame anmkcjserkgvscevbrw

Anon this is the funniest message I’ve ever gotten

#‘’the renaissance artist michaelangelo has disintegrated into dust’’ #asks #rottmnt #kinda??