The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.
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also put what kind of jam in the notes, I am curious about what everyone likes! I use peach preserves or hot pepper jam
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Today's cooking-adjacent moment: How to clarify butter on the fly, without doing it in a saucepan or in large amounts.
(1) Melt butter in microwave (in this case, about 120g of it, or about 1/2 cup).
(2) Pour into tall glass.
(3) Wait. (Actual settling/separating time for butter: 25 minutes.)
...Then carefully pour off the clarified part and discard the rest. (Or you can use the milk solids in baking if you like.)
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Butter biscuits (via Instagram)
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☕️COFFEE LOAF☕️ FROM 1959
Damn that eye makeup is stunning.
I wonder if a friend did it for him.
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I was sick and my mom decided that putting butter on my head would fix it.
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Butter - Serge de Vries , 2023.
Dutch, b. 1968 -
Oil on panel , 13 x 18 cm.
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