okay I know the “do you bleed?” line in Batman V Superman was universally mocked, but imagine if you’ve spent your whole life invulnerable and some crazy motherfucker dressed in a bat suit who brands people for fun and has no problem crashing millions of dollars worth of military grade tech stares at you with a crazy gleam in his eye and asks if you bleed like he’s personally and scientifically invested in seeing you do so. I would’ve shit my pants, super powers be damned.
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recent Superbat commission 🥐💞
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BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (2016)
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While Battinson seems like he'd adopt kids upon attaining slightly more mental stability, and Batfleck is broadcasting divorced dad/dead kid dad💀, Christian Bale's Batman (balebat? Nolanbat?) gives me "has never had a fatherly urge in his life" and probably would hold a baby far away from him with his fingers, smiling uncomfortably.
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Knightmare Batman by Mikel Janin! Awesome!
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hate on it if you will, but BVS had Batman 1) insulting Superman to his face without hesitation 2) breaking a sink over Superman’s head and proceeding to curb stomp him Gotham style and 3) blaming Superman for the in-universe equivalent of 9/11 and kinda being right about it
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Thomas protected Martha and Bruce.
Negan protected Maggie and Hershel.
Soulmate connection. Multiverse never lies.
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alright, now seated for Batman v Superman: Ultimate Edition. here's to hoping this is actually good instead of just interesting or compelling like Man of Steel. and here's to hoping this doesn't take up my entire day like Man of Steel either. i would like to do other things today than just watch and write about this movie.
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