Obey Me! Caffeinated
Lucifer: Beel, how are your studies going with MC?
Beel: Good. We’re taking a quick break for snacks. *Cracks open a pack of demon energy drinks*
Satan: Beel, did MC have one of those drinks?
Beel: Yeah, I think so. Why?
Lucifer: The label says the drink may cause unknown side effects to humans.
MC: Wheeeeee! *Is bouncing off the walls like a sugar molecule strapped with rockets*
Lucifer: How is MC’s behavior any different than normal?
MC: Wheeeeeeeee!
Beel and Satan: …
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Durante la pausa sono andata a prendere i caffè ed una signora con il deambulare sulla soglia di un palazzo mi ha chiesto di aprirle la porta. Mi ha dato le chiavi in mano e si è completamente fidata di uno sconosciuto. Assurdo.
Va anche detto che se avessi provato a farle del male probabilmente mi avrebbe abbattuto con lo stesso deambulatore.
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5 min walk from my flat best Cardio.
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my dream profession is cute girl in indie print dresses who reads fiction in coffee shops and buys fresh flowers and carries her tote around
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Yine güzel bir sabah ve en güzel günün başlangıcı güzel bir kahve ☕
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