#can I have a churro dad?

[leclerc-s]

a paddock family christmas

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nataliaruiz, penelopetrevino, isabellaperez, maejonesverstappen, maxjonesverstappen posted new stories

baby's first christmas, tears were shed shoutout seb for getting reindeer this christmas and hosting us! churro is not loving the snow taking my auntie duties very seriously this christmas seb's banned her from helping with tree decorating. it's very unfair. who can say no to her?

danieljonesricciardo, freyavettel, mickschumacher, charles_leclerc, and zoyatorres posted new stories

next up: christmas tree farm by my wife! 'tis the season 💞 mon coeur (my heart) according to logan, i'm officially a disney princess

rhysjones, baileywinters, isabellaperez, and dulceperez

one thing i will ever do is let this picture die. happy holidays! i have been entrusted with baking. hope i don't let seb down. moments after he threatened to yet again steal max's cats and to force daphne to adopt him so he can terrorize daniel 24/7 looks like someone is coming for charles' ferrari seat.

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nataliaruiz the easiest yes of my life

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sukiwaterhouse congrats! wishing you two so much love and happiness.

↳ nataliaruiz thanks babes, you're still my #1 don't worry!

↳ sukiwaterhouse i better be. that french fuck has nothing on me

↳ charles_leclerc I'M MONEGASQUE! YOU KNOW THIS!

↳ sukiwaterhouse i couldn't care less

zoyatorres still can't believe i got to witness this with my own eyes. however, no one cried more than arthur.

↳ arthur_leclerc STOP TELLING EVERYONE MY BUSINESS!

danieljonesricciardo welcome to the club! i call best man!

↳ pierregasly i think the fuck not! you already got to be best man at mae and max's wedding.

lorenzotl officially welcome to the family, although you've been an unofficial leclerc since 2019. love you, merry christmas to you and little star

↳ nataliaruiz love you enzo!

freyavettel MOM AND DAD ARE GETTING MARRIED! I AM A CHILD OF ENGAGED PARENTS!

↳ mickschumacher reminder, your actual parents are married.

↳ freyavettel shh mickey!

isabellaperez AND FOR ONCE LANDO DIDN'T SPOIL IT!

↳ landonorris THAT WAS ONE TIME ISA! LET IT GO!

mrsamclaflin i see he finally got the hint. goodbye mrs.dunne, you were the best fake wife.

↳ nataliaruiz he did! and goodbye to you mr.dunne, you were an amazing fake husband!

rileykeough i can't believe i lost my wife to a french?

↳ charles_leclerc I'M MONEGASQUE!

↳ rileykeough i don't care? you speak french = you are french. end of story.

sebastianvettel always knew you two were in love, even before you did.

↳ nataliaruiz no, you didn't! how could you know when even we didn't?

↳ sebastianvettel easy, he looked at you the same way i look at my wife. he was as the children say 'down bad'

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charles_leclerc pour toujours

translation: forever

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carlossainz55 felicidades cabrón!

↳ charles_leclerc thanks mate!

alexalbon he finally got the hint!

maxjonesverstappen1 it only took you 6 months to get the hint

↳ charles_leclerc i'm not as clueless as you all think! i was waiting for christmas!

↳ landonorris um, why christmas?

↳ charles_leclerc when we were 10 she said she wanted to get engaged on christmas with the people most important to her present. her dad and brother couldn't make it so i settled for all of you.

↳ georgerussell63 wow really feeling the love sharl.

↳ charles_leclerc i'm kidding, thank you for clearing you plans and making it out for her.

scuderiaferrari congrats to the happy couple!

↳ nataliaruiz build him a better car next season or things will get ugly

↳ scuderiaferrari ma’am you are scary.

zoyatorres PARENTS ARE GETTING MARRIED!

mrsamclaflin well congrats to the happy couple! it's about time!

↳ nataliaruiz why thank you mr. dunne!

↳ mrsamclaflin anytime future mrs.leclerc!

↳ charles_leclerc we were going to have problems if you called her mrs.dunne 🤺

rileykeough she's married to me leclerc?

↳ charles_leclerc you wish

↳ rileykeough oh you know she is.

rhysjones lightning mcqueen finally got his sally to say yes to marriage!

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¡leclerc-s speaks! merry christmas to those of you who celebrate! and to those of you who don't i wish you a very wonderful day. now, someone had to engaged or married on christmas! they are all my babies and i have to make them happy for christmas.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

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Wrote a little ficlet inspired by this post. Enjoy <3

In Ramón’s defense, he thought he was no longer allergic to cinnamon. 

He hadn’t really had the chance to eat anything with cinnamon since they were taken to the Purgatory Islands. Then he got back, and the focus was on feeding him actual meals that would heal and strengthen his body again. Plus, Fit wasn’t one to cook things other than avocado toast except for tasks. 

So when Pac asked him if he’d like to try some churros he made, he thought sure, why not. He’d heard food allergies disappear as one grows older, so the same thing probably happened to him. If not, he’s an older dragonling, so he could probably take it. It would be fine.

Probably.

***

It was not fine.

As soon as he took a bite of the dough, it was like his tastebuds were on fire, and that the flames were cinnamon and sugar flavored. He made a face and then coughed as the spices made his throat start to tickle.

Pac was a little confused at his reaction. “Don’t you like them?” He asked, concerned. “Did I put too much cinnamon? You can tell me, I won’t be offended.”

The dragonling shook his head, eyes tearing up as he felt hives rise from his skin. With a shaky hand, he signs. ‘No, they’re good!’ He tried to sign back, before a coughing fit made his hands shake even harder. ‘I’m just... allergic? To cinnamon.’

That made his Pai’s eyes widen. “Wait, are you having an allergic reaction?”

Ramón nodded.

“Puta merda.” The male cussed, ruching to his potion chest and scrambling through it. “Your dad is gonna kill me!”

‘Pai.’ The dragonling tried to sign, but he wasn’t able to do much with the way his hands shook, and his skin was starting to break out into a rash. ‘It’s okay!’

Pac wasn’t paying attention, though, and instead was frantically digging through the chest. He let out a sigh of relief when he pulled out two healing pots and a slimeball. “Here!” He shoved one of the healing pots in Ramón’s wavering mouth, and the dragonling was glad he managed to swallow the entire thing before coughing out.

‘Pai.’ He tried to sign, again. ‘It’s okay. I promise! Fit won’t be mad!’

His father said nothing, too busy mixing the healing pot with the slime to create a healing cream for the hives that had begun to rise. After he created the mix, he gently grabbed one of Ramón’s arm and started spreading it over the hives.

“Oh, this could’ve been bad.” Pac mumbled, as he moved to spread the cream over the hives on Ramón’s neck. “Your dad is gonna kill me.”

‘Fit’s not gonna kill you.’ The dragonling signed, but the other wasn’t looking at him, too focused on treating the hives. ‘It’ll be fine, you didn’t know.’

The older man sighed and looked up, eyes a bit misty. “I didn’t want to hurt you though, nenê.” He said, looking down to grab the other’s arm and spread the cream as well. “I promised to Fit I wouldn’t hurt you.”

Ramón's eyes widened at that, and he bit his lip guiltily. ‘Sorry, pai.’ He signed, looking down. ‘It was an accident, and you didn’t know. I promise I won’t do it again.’

That got a sad chuckle out of his father, who finished applying the cream and moved to gently hug him. Ramón hugged him back, and the two sat there for a bit.

“Thank you, nenê.” He said, before pulling away. “I’ll keep a stock of healing pots and a slimeballs around just in case, okay?”

‘Alright.’ Ramón signed, smiling up at him with that twinkle in his eyes. ‘Dying to an allergic reaction would suck, now that I think about it.’

Pac cackled, shaking his head. “It would.” He agreed, patting Ramón’s hair. “There are way more cooler ways to die.”

‘There are!’ Ramón cheered, making his father laugh. ‘Like hanging!’

The Brazilian’s eyes brightened. “You are so right, nenê.”

***

“You did what?!”

‘Whoops?’

“Ay Ramón…”

#qsmp #pactw #fitmc #qsmp ramon #fitpac #aynee writes

[recreationalfanfics]

*bust in the door with Sinor Chonker in my right arm and a cup of cold brew coffee with churro creamer in my left hand*

Okay hear me out on this!!

Having Jeb and Oct with us is cool and talking to our favorite night guard through the mirror is an extra, but what if we could able to talk with the other crew with said mirror and talking to hysterical figure and introduce them to our friends and having to translate with some of them while in conversation as if it's a normal Tuesday

Like Huns being the awesome warlord be bit protective over mc and looking at Sebek and in translation if he did anything that we didn't like hell glady fight him

Or our favorite Pharaoh man ( who I have a childhood crush like come-on ) happily talk to us and seeing our new friends went to king mode on some because he wanted mc to feel safe and not get in to trouble with them

Talking with historical figures and talking about what they did in their time out is the open be both comedic and to the tw guys be horrified on some stuff out in the open ( like if a WW2 soldier making a joke about ww2 related stuff ) or give really organized military stuff to help mc with stuff like school work or their work around the school

I don't blame you for the crush on Ahk, Rami Malek is so fjwjfjejfj-

- BUT YEAH, TONS OF OTHER PEOPLE DEFINETLY USE THE MIRROR TO TALK TOO, not just Larry and Nicky but Teddy and Sacagewa like to make sure you're okay.

- I like to think some of the Twst Boys know what Attila is saying as he threatens them to protect you but like, others just think he's super cool looking and you try to soften his translation so they aren't so violent.

- BUT ALSO, ATTILA AND HIS HUNS LOVE MAGIC SO THE BOYS KINDA WIN THEM OVER EASILY but don't get me wrong, they're still very worried for you.

- You can also use them to teach the guys about history from your world. Like, you're telling them about cavemen and showing them and the cave guys are just super hyped to see you until they see that Ace has a hand on your shoulder and being the big brother figures they are, they just freak out and Larry is all: "How about we move onto Teddy next!?"

- I like to think that Teddy would definetly give Leona a pep talk or something. Like, Teddy having to deal with not being the real Theodore Roosevelt kind fits with Leona not being the crown prince and stuff and while their situations aren't the same, Teddy giving Leona some enlightenment.

- ROOK ENJOYS MOMENTS TO MEET ALL YOUR NEW FRIENDS, SO HE CAN SEE ALL THE BEAUTY. He 100% would be super flattering to Sacagewa and Ahkmenrah and how they must've been the pinnacle of beauty at their time and Sacagewa just being polite and Ahk being super awkward but happy to be there. ALSO, SACAGEWA AND ROOK EXCHANGING HUNTING AND TRACKING TIPS AND YOU'RE JUST THERE LIKE: "PLEASE DON'T-"

- They are exposed to more darker parts of your history and while not everything is sunshine and rainbows, when they hear about the wars and the atrocities, you just tell your dad to maybe move the mirror but they're also just so fascinated by how people from your world may not have magic but they definetly have the wits to create some serious fire power. Like, they couldn't fathom how wars without magic would be like and now they know and it definetly gives them a new look on your world.

- ALL OF THE EXHIBITS MISS YOU THOUGH. Dexter stealing the mirror from Larry so he can have you all to himself and throwing a tantrum when another of the Twst guys try to look at him. He seems to like Floyd though which is really concerning.

- You even show them things that you might have in common with their world. Such as European history, Persian history, and African history and it really sticks out to some students who are there like: "Wow, those buildings look similar to the ones we have here!"

- All of the exhibits definetly all try to tell you goodnight before morning, scold Jed and Octavius if they gave you any trouble and you tell them goodnight and watch from the mirror as the sun rises and they all go still. You miss them a lot and while it's fun to introduce the guys to your world, it only makes you ache for it more.

#Twisted Night At The Museum AU #Twisted Wonderland x reader #Natm x reader #UNRELATED BUT KALIM AND AHKUMENRAH WOULD GET ALONG SO WELL

[theesirenteller]

"𝙋𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙮, 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 !"

IN WHICH MARCUS MISSES HIS DAD'S GF

"Don't cry papi, you know he'll be back before you know it." Rhea attempted to comfort her son. The seven-year-old was deeply saddened by his father's absence over the last month. What felt short to some, was a big deal to the boy. His father was his hero, his best friend, and his role model. 

"Can we go visit, Piffy?" Marcus asked with a sniffle as he rubbed at his eyes with the back of his fist. 

"Of course we can." She replied with a gentle smile, "I'll call her and see if she's home first."

"No, Let's surprise her! she makes funny faces when she's surprised." He insisted with a smile forming across his face.

Marcus had developed a close bond with Epiphany over the last three months. She was always sweet to him and smelt like candy. She reminded him of Strawberry Shortcake from TV. Always energetic and happy. She knew over a hundred games for the park and taught him them all. Marcus loved playing Just Dance, a K-pop edition at her apartment. Other times, they'd have movie nights when he spent nights with his dad. Epiphany made so many bright colored sweets that the boy thought he was in a bakery. His favorite was her peach cupcakes with chocolate-dipped strawberries on top. Plus, it made Marcus happy to see his dad happy. He always looked happy and playful whenever Epiphany was around. The eight-year-old loved teasing his dad about his 'crush' on Epiphany.

It didn't take much longer than thirty minutes for Rhea and Marcus to arrive at Epiphany's apartment building. Rhea had been there twice; once to formally meet her with Marcus and the second time for dinner the weekend before Thanksgiving. Rhea thought Epiphany was a sweet woman. Definitely sassy and perhaps a bit young, but she fit right in with their family. Marcus held a bag of churros in his hands for them to share as he awaited beside his mother inside the elevator.

Meanwhile, Epiphany had been in her living room working out. She needed something to distract her from spamming Mick with 'how's Chris doing' text messages. She understood Christopher had shit going on and had to lay low but did it hurt to text her himself or to give her a five-minute phone call? Dating her ex-dealer was so not fun sometimes. And then, there was Beth. Epiphany took a week off of work just to not face the smug-looking squirrel. Annoyance, anger, and sadness were what she felt; and instead of moping, Epiphany decided to channel that into working out.

An R&B ballad of the K-pop group, Red Velvet played as background music to her swift hip-whining. A mind-to-muscle connection was what she focused on to move her lower waist and hip area as effortlessly as she could. Twenty-five lbs weights were gripped in her fists, which she rotated in circles above her head. Her lavender sports bra and shorts were drenched in sweat, tightly clinging to her body like a second layer of skin. The sudden bang against her door caused her to stop and turn around. "Coming!" Epiphany rushed to throw on a terry-cloth robe before heading downstairs. 

She ran past her bright-fuschia pink kitchen with her heart beating rapidly at the thought of her lover being on the other side of the door. 

"Hi Piffy, I missed you!" greeted Marcus's squeaky voice with glee.

"Hi Epiphany, it's nice to see you. Sorry to drop by on such short notice." Rhea added.

A smile had finally formed across Epiphany's lips for the first time in months. "Aye dios mio, Hi!" she greeted before quickly stepping aside, "Please come on in. It's nice to see you both." The way Marcus ran to her and embraced her with a warming hug made her heart swoon. She had no choice but to squeal as she crouched down and hugged him in return. 

"I missed you too, sweetie pie. It's been boring without you." she cooed before giving his forehead a peck. 

Rhea smiled gleefully at the sweet interaction between her son and Epiphany. It was all she could hope for in any relationship Christopher had. "I got us Churros and nutella dip." Marcus showed off, holding up his paper bag.

"Ooouuu awesome, how about we watch Ponyo while we eat them?" Epiphany suggested. The boy nodded his head eagerly before dashing off to the staircase beside the kitchen.

"Thanks for bringing him by, Rhea." she said sincerely, "He's really sweet and well…I've been really bummed out since Chris went M.I.A."

"Marcus too, he asked for you and in a way I think spending time with you…makes him feel closer to his father." Rhea replied, "You'll get used to it. Or, at least I hope you do because Marcus is attached to you and Chris…well, it's just nice to see him take someone seriously."

The dancer nodded, biting at her lip as she sank deep into her inner thoughts. If only Rhea knew that Epiphany felt like she was in deep to the point of not going back, "You think he takes me seriously?"

Rhea only smiled and comfortingly tapped her shoulder, "Yea chica, I do."

"Well then, I'll be sure to give him three ass-whoopings for Marcus, you, and I." Epiphany grinned. 

"Momma! Eiffy! Hurry up!" Marcus called from upstairs causing the two women to chuckle and make their way over.

#rio; dealer fanfic #theesirentellerstories #theesirenteller fanfic #marcus good girls nbc #rhea gg #rhea good girls #marcus good girls

[vanwritesfan-fiction]

Anon Request: Maybe a sitting outside on a rainy night or sitting outside looking at the stars (my favorite thing is staying up and looking at the stars) and just talking fluff and the dogs and cuddling

originally requested by @princessmermaid1289

For Travis:

Travis had fallen asleep on the couch in his office, waking up to the moonlight peering through his window.

“Babe?” He walked through the kitchen and the living room, expecting to see you asleep on the couch. As he was about to head upstairs to go to bed, he noticed that the back porch light was on.

“Y/N, are you okay?” He walked up to you laying on your blanket in the middle of the yard, both pups sleeping around you. Churro stood up when Travis approached, wagging his tail.

“Hey, baby. I’m okay. Did I wake you?” Travis nodded, sitting down next to you. You gave him a little bit of your blanket so he wouldn’t be cold.

“What are you doing?”

“I couldn’t sleep, and when I was young, my dad would lay with me outside and we’d search for constellations when I had a bad dream. I thought I would try it.”

Travis laid down next to you, opening his arm so you could tuck into his side.

“Did you have a nightmare?”

“No, I’ve just had a lot on my mind lately. I’ve been finding it hard to sleep. It doesn’t help when you’re gone. I don’t sleep well without you.” He placed a kiss on your temple, rubbing his hand up and down your arm to soothe you.

‘Is there anything I can do to help?“

"Just lay here with me.”

Travis adjusted to look up, the sky clear with millions of stars.

“Ok, is that the big dipper?” Travis was trying to rattle off his limited knowledge of space, hoping to impress you.

“No, that is the big dipper.” You pointed to his left. “And the little dipper right below it.” You chuckled, rubbing his chest. “I love you for trying though.”

Travis made a mental note to build you a hammock in the backyard, so you could lay out here whenever you wanted to.

#travis kelce fluff #travis kelce fic #travis kelce imagine #travis kelce x reader #travis kelce #nfl fan fic #nfl fic #nfl fluff #nfl imagine

[broughtandborn]

Me: Your sister won't be here to weigh in, so if I make scones in the morning, what kind would you want?

Kid: Blueberry! But can we have pancakes? Or waffles?

Me: Ask your dad, he's usually the one who makes those.

Kid: Wait! I want churros for breakfast!

Me: No!

Kid: Not even a maybe??

#we have never had churros at home #or as anything but dessert #i know i could make them but I'd just as soon go eat them at a Mexican restaurant

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

The Brothers Sun ep8

Understandable that the Tea Leaf guy won't talk unless Big Sun is brought down

Aw, they're staying in a motel

Mama Sun is so done that Bruce couldn't get the name for dragon head right 😂

She makes her son drive at night because she gets lost😭

She bought 6 pasta strainers just because they were on sale

"You are not a crime boss. You're my mom." She can be both

I get where she's coming from, but it never sits right to be mad at the kid who didn't

NOOOOOOOOOO Charles nooooooooooooooo

Oh thank god, he shot above his brother's head

The mom's hand on Charles shoulder 😭 I bet she came running

I love that Bruce said that it's going to lead to decades of therapy (that his brother was sent to kill him by their father)😂

Charles don't hurt your brother! He has a point about killing your father

The fact that Bruce said he'd do anything to protect his brother 😭

The way the mom admitted that the chairleg incident was a test and she didn't push back against the father when he forced Charles to kill the first time😭

At least she's showing the remorse and guilt she feels for sacrificing

"Forget dad, you can be Charles -churro baker Sun"😭

The way that the mom has a charger for her son's phone😭

Oh, Charles just realized how he was betrayed

Xing telling the Wang bros that they need to shut up makes me hope she at least feels some guilt for betraying

The dad is such an asshole

Good for you Charles, telling your dad you want to stay. I'm proud of you❤️

The way I cheered when Charles shot those douche bags😂

Oh no, Xing is going to kill the mother and brother 😭

Well fuck indeed, Charles, fuck indeed

Alexis saying that they don't have shrimp chips😂

Him asking for a charger is not permission to track his phone

Alexis is far worse than Charles ever could be

Mama Sun wearing an oversized jersey is so cute

Yeah, Xing sucks and blood boots would never

The fact that the mom is immediately chastising Bruce for getting the wrong milk😂

FUCK YOU ALEXIS. FUCK YOU

Bruce is absolutely playing her😂 the improv classes work!

I love how Charles is just as shocked that the mom can fight 😂😂

Bruce planning to kill their dad😂

I mean, him being good at Laser Tag and also beating his actual assassin brother at a shooting video game is hilarious and actually makes sense

Bruce: "Neither of us are who our parents thought we were."

Charles"Yeah, but both our parents are crazy."

Bruce: "yeah."

Bruce, hugging Charles: "I don't think we've ever hugged before."

Charles: "Well, you're probably gonna die, so might as well get one last one before you go."😂

Bruce: "Right."

Bruce, handing his visitor badge to Alexis: "The Brothers Sun don't work with cops." HA!

Oh no, Bruce don't listen to that serpent of a father who's telling you to join him.

I love that Charles made sure to shoot his dad and missed the internal organs 😂 It definitely pays

The way that Bruce said he'd use his spit to make his taco dumplings 😂

I'm pretty sure that it was Bruce's plan all along to get his brother and mom to cook for him forever😂

FUCK YEAH! THE MAMA INJECTING THE DAD'S IV BAGS WITH INSULIN IS WICKED AND GENIUS AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER!

Awwwww she bought her son a bakery 😭🥺

Hopefully that other girl isn't

The way she brought gifts to her friends

I love that she wants her kids to have lives and be happy 🥺❤️

Good for Alexis that she got a tower of her snack

The pictures in the mom's room with both her boys🥺😭

I'm crying with Bruce and Mama Sun too😭 nothing bad better happen to her

Oh nooooo, Charles is leaving too😭 I mean I'm happy that he's gonna get some time with his mama and that she's finally getting what she wants

I love that June has dinner reservations already 😂 she's got her priorities straight

The fact that Bruce still struggles to drive his car is hilarious and relatable af😂

I really hope we get another season, just because this was so well written and I enjoyed this show so much. But it also ended on a great note.

Ooooooo I wonder who that guy with the sunglasses sounds like he's being sent after Tea guy

Also still curious about who the man was that Eileen had been dancing with in Taiwan

#TheSevenWondersOfAWitch watches #the brothers sun #Netflix the brothers sun #brothers sun #charles sun #bruce sun #mama sun #big sun #michelle yeoh #eileen sun #Alexis kong #june song #thesevenwondersofawitch

[tinytinybumblebee]

I saw u were taking nimona headcanons so I wanted to add a couple I have

I think nimona would be a very clingy baby. She likes being carried around and will latch onto her daddys’ arms or legs, forcing them to take her with them all day

I also think that she would like that game where she stands in between balister and ambrosius and they take her hands and swing her up into the air

She also adores the playground. She loves running and climbing and playing with the other kids. She cries when they leave but they can’t stay there forever, it’s nap time now. She says that she’s not tired but falls asleep in their arms on the way home. Sometimes they have to leave before usual tho bc she starts eating wood chips and/or throwing them at the other kids

I think she would also like playing on balisters metal arm. She holds on and he lifts her up into the air. She loves it. He loves it too… just as long as he’s not trying to work at the same time

They brought her too the zoo once and it didn’t go the way they planned. It started out well, they were saying the names of the animals and the sounds they make and she was really into it. But she got a little too into it and started turning into all the animals. It was a lot harder to keep track of her after that so they had to bribe her out of the zoo with churros

She's the clingiest baby everrrr! She'll shift into an itty bitty mouse so that she can sleep soundly in their pocket and be lulled by the sound of their heartbeat ♡♡

The creator actually has art of that!!!! From the "gay dad au"(tho i thiink she's puddle jumping, but it couls be the swingy arm thing, too!♡) aaa💖💖💖💖

Sometimes at the playground, the other kids are playing "royalty" where someone is the queen, the knights, etc- Nimona is "the anarchist who sets fire to the kingdom for the abolition of monarchy" character (which, Ambro has to swoop in before she starts trying to throw the playground pebbles as her "arrows"- Balli is lowkey rooting for her in the background because now he's invested in the storyline xD)

Also- she would have soooo many shark plushies n' stuff! When she's tiny, she'll only drink out of her sharkie cup- that or her hands (nature's cups, as she explains to her Dada when he finds her pouring milk into her cupped hand)

#agere #age regression #sfw #fandom agere #mailbox #nimona

[mudhamster]

CHWHWN: 15. December - "a meal"

Kacchan: wtf Why? Deku: hahah what is it Kacchan: *image attached* I don't know what I find weirder. Eating somewhere else with you or eating something you claim to have cooked Deku: I have my rice thingy!! And I can cut potatoes and fry meat too ᕦ⊙෴⊙ᕤ Kacchan: Equating frying meat with cutting potatoes is a red flag in itself Deku: Why? Kacchan: 'Why' he asks What do you want to cook? Curry? Deku: What do you want to eat? Kacchan: Curry. Deku: Ah. Ok. Curry then i guess haha Today? Kacchan: Today is Friday Deku: Shit, it's movie night. Well, then… Tomorrow? Evening? I think some of the others are home for the weekend. Or are we going to cook for everyone? Kacchan: No You and me on Saturday. I'll buy the meat. Deku: Then I'll buy the potato. Kacchan: And the rest Carrots Celery Onions Paprika chili pepper Curry cubes And not just one potato, you total culinary catastrophe!!!!!!! Deku: hm hm Watch out, bold question: Shall we go shopping together? Not the meat, Your Highness, but the rest? Kacchan: Would probably be for best …did you actually get everything you needed yesterday? There were only Doritos in the picture. Deku: Yes! And I wanted to ask something... What did you delete? Kacchan: If it was any of your business, it would still be there Deku: ಥ_ಥ

"We could have just cooked together, you know," Izuku pointed out, standing in the doorway with his arms full of bags of chips, pretzel sticks and crackers. Kacchan stood in front of him, scanned the selection and then picked out the Doritos, not caring if anything else fell out of his arms. But that didn't happen. "I know," he replied slowly, tucking the bag under his arm and licking his gums thoughtfully, "but it felt like shit knowing you all hang out together every fucking Friday. While I'm alone in my room." Izuku's eyes widened and he fought off a serious wave of pity. "That's actually the time you go to sleep…" he started to explain, but it sounded a bit pale on his tongue, "But we should have asked more often. I'm sorry." "Not your fault." … He closed his mouth and blinked at the boy in front of him, stunned. He was right, it wasn't his fault. But Izuku had the feeling that less than a month ago, he was to blame for EVERYTHING that went wrong in Kacchan's life. "The idiots accepted it too," he finally said, curling the corners of the chip bag and the second wave of pity hit Izuku harder than the first. "I'll ask you next time, Kacchan. Even if we just go to the mall after school." "You and your nerd gang?" Izuku nodded, thinking that the prospect of eating frozen yogurt at the mall with him and Shouto and Iida Tsuyu and Ochako wasn't something Kacchan would want to be a part of at all. "Yeah. We usually go when a new place opens. Last time it was churros. Before that, frozen yogurt. But it's just me and-" "Cool." "C-cool?" "Yeah," he growled into his face, then finally took a step back, leaving enough room for Izuku to step out of the space between Kacchan's solid body and the door, "Better than meeting at the arcade every other weekend and spending a bunch of money on stuffy air and empty hands." "Oh," Izuku breathed, blinking sideways, "that sounds really… not very smart." Kacchan reached behind him to close the door before Izuku could try to do that with a sleeve or an elbow. His internal mountain of astonishment and admiration grew with each of these actions. Kacchan carried the chips Izuku had bought for him in his arms and had picked him up from his room on the way to the common room. Besides, he assumed that their little conversation had led to the idea that Izuku would ask Kacchan… if he wanted to accompany them (HIM AND HIS FRIENDS, not particularly cool or badass!!) into the city. Right? He cleared his throat and started walking, "Just to make sure…" "Do you know the Nikoman booth? At the end of the main street by the library?" "Ugh. Yeah." "Dad told me they're going to add grilled meat and spareribs to the menu in the new year." ... if Izuku's arms weren't full, he would have squealed into his hands like a toddler at Christmas. That was the sweetest 'I want to be part of it' Izuku had ever heard. As it was, he could only bite his lips and watch Kacchan with raised eyebrows and eyes full of devotion as he grumpily finished his thought: "That would be something similar, wouldn't it? It's not a new place, but the menu-"

"Absolutely!" he interrupted him and Kacchan looked up as they reached the landing side by side.

His ears were red. A corner of his chip bag was suspiciously black. "This is definitely worth a visit," he repeated, and to relieve Kacchan of some of his tension, he awkwardly raised his overloaded arms: "My elbows still hurt from the day I fell down the stairs."

Red eyes flitted over his fingers and the many bags, "not to mention my back..."

Their eyes met.

"Could you maybe help me?"

Izuku saw that Katsuki took a deep breath. In a way that showed how agitated he actually was. But the moment passed quickly and he lifted enough of Izuku's burden that he could see the stairs at his feet and slowly began to walk down to the common room.

Kacchan followed at a minimal distance, but quickly caught up with him as Izuku threw him a fond, affectionate grin.

Every day felt more and more like… progress. Hope filled him to the tip of his nose and made his heart tingle for the rest of the evening.

#bkdk #mha #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #boku no hero academia #deku #fanfiction #fluff #kacchan #chwhwn #katsuki bakugou #katsudeku #ao3 fanfic

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we could be more | dean winchester | 11

Summary: Ivonne Rainer was practically a trained killing machine. Stripped to the bone then built back up by her father in order to become one of the best, like he was. She was forced into hunting when she was nineteen, having developed powers that couldn’t be explained. That is, until she was paid a visit by Azazel’s lackey. Her powers were gone, she needed help, and that’s when she found her father’s journal. Pointing to Sam and Dean Winchester.

SERIES MASTERLIST

HUNTED

ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ : BELIEVER - IMAGINE DRAGONS

“Beanie?” Dean padded down the stairs, the first one up after me. I looked up from my churro, blinking. The first thing I noticed was that Dean was shirtless. 

And I’m not complaining. Dude’s jacked as hell.

“Yeah?” I replied, drinking my morning coffee. 

“Can we talk?” 

“Sure.” He picked his shirt off the sofa, slipping it on and sitting down in front of me. He cleared his throat, looking awkward. 

“Dad told me something before he died. About Sammy.” 

“What’d he say?” I frowned, passing him a couple of churros.

”That he wanted me to watch out for him, to take care of him. And I had to save him, and if I couldn’t…” 

“What do you have to do, Dean?” I asked, leaning forward. 

“If I can’t save him, I need to kill him.” 

“What?!” 

“I know, I-“ 

“Sorry, Dean, but your dad was knee-deep in bull.” I scoffed. “Asking someone to kill his own brother- is he insane?!” 

“I wish to God he’d never opened his mouth.” Dean whispered. “Cause if Sam’s supposed to go dark side, I don’t wanna pull the trigger.“ 

“He won’t, and I’ll personally make sure of it.” I started pacing. “I know he meant a lot to you, but if my dad told me to put a bullet through Carter if he ever went AWOL, I’d tell him to go to hell.” 

“Sadly, he’s already in hell.” 

“Dean, you can’t follow through with this.” 

“It’s an order.” 

“To hell and back with the order!” I burst out. “Gain some independence from John Winchester, Dean. He gave you a tall order, a really tall order, and you can’t do this to Sam. You just can’t.”

“How are you so sure?” Dean whispered. 

“Because I know Dean Winchester. And you know yourself too.” I placed my hand on his shoulder. “Saving people, hunting things, it’s in your blood, trust me, it’s in mine too, but one of the things you hunt can never be Sam.” 

“What am I gonna do without you, Beanie?” 

“Crash and burn.” I smiled, then kissed him on the cheek. “Now, c’mon, enjoy your churro. I stocked up on chocolate milk as well.” 

“Where’s mine?” Sam asked, strolling into the kitchen in his outdoor clothes. I took two bottles of chocolate milk out of the fridge, tossing them to Sam and Dean. “What about your dad?” 

“I’m gonna let him sleep in.” 

“And I’m going to get some groceries.” He left, and I bit into a churro, raising an eyebrow. 

“BEANIE?!” I heard once I came back from the nearby gym. Dean rushed down the stairs, fuming. 

“What?!” I yelled back, putting the Mustang’s keys in the key dish. 

“Sam hasn’t come back for a few hours.” 

“Guy’s a ‘go on a walk’ type of dude. He’s 23, Dean, he can go out on his own.” 

“No, this is different.” Dean refused. “He just happens to go missing after I tell him that I have to put a bullet through him.” 

“Yeah, cause that’s not a reason to run away from your potential murderer.” I sighed, then took the Impala keys from the dish. “Get dressed, we’re going to find him.”

I called Ellen, and she picked up the phone almost immediately. Sam had now been missing for over a day, and we’d been trying his cell and driving around everywhere to find him.

“Hi, Ellen. I’m guessing Sam isn’t getting groceries.” I started, my voice hard. “He was with you, wasn’t he?”

‘Yeah, he was. He made me promise not to tell you where he is.’ 

“Ellen. Something could be going on, and if Sam’s in danger, we need to find him.” 

‘They do say that you can’t protect your loved ones forever. Well, I say screw that, what’s family for?’ 

“Then where is he?” 

‘He’s in Lafayette, Indiana.’ 

“Thanks, Ellen. Bye.” I smiled, then cut the call. “Lafayette, Indiana. The trail should be easy when we’re at Lafayette; I know someone who can locate him.”

”Alright.” Dean floored it, and I played the radio. “Do you have an idea of what Sam’s after in Indiana?” 

“Sam’s had a fixation on people like him for ages.” I opened Carl’s box, tapping him to wake him up. “Maybe he called Ellen to talk to Ash to at least find the people who fit into his bracket. Fire at 6 months old, born in ‘83, the works.” Carl sprang up, flying around. “Hey, Carl, can you tell us exactly where in Lafayette Sam is?” Carl wrote down the name of a motel on my hand, and I nodded at it. 

“He’s at a motel.” 

“Well, that’s where we’re going.”

We were about to pull up at Blue Rose motel, then Dean turned to me. “Hey, Beanie?” 

“Yeah?” I smiled.

“Have you ever wondered what your life would be… if you hadn’t started hunting?” 

“It’s…” I paused, “it’s hard to imagine that. It’s a part of me now, I guess. Plus, I don’t wanna imagine a poor, helpless, damsel-in-distress Ivonne Rainer.” 

“That goes against nature.” He grinned. 

“Oh, by the way, I have a present.” 

“What’s that?” I jammed a beanie on Dean’s head, making me laugh. 

“Now I can call you Deanie.” 

“No-“ 

“Too late, Deanie.” We found Blue Rose motel, and the first room we saw had Sam framed in the window. 

“Oh, thank god you’re ok.” Dean grinned, sighing in relief. Then Sam shifted, revealing a woman next to him. “Oh, you’re more than ok. Sam, you sly dog.” 

“Dean, let’s just find out the situation-“ A bullet ripped through their window, coming from the rooftop. I spotted a familiar face, my blood boiling. “It’s Gordon. I’ll get Sam and the girl to safety. You go after him!” We went separate ways, me sprinting across the car park and reaching Sam, busting open the door. “Get down!” I pulled them both to the floor, setting myself up at the window and aiming to shoot, but Gordon and Dean were both gone. 

“Ivy?” Sam panted. 

“Yeah, it’s me.” I stood up, storing my handgun. “Real smartass, aren’t you? Leaving without telling us.” 

“Who’s us?” He frowned. “Where’s Dean?”

“On that rooftop, fighting Gordon Walker.” I gestured. “It makes sense. He tried to waste me too, the day that dreamwalker came after me. A bullet just grazed me. Could have killed me.” 

“I’m still here.” The girl huffed. “We almost got killed! Cracked and turned into omelettes! And who are you, Jamie Bond?” 

“My name’s Ivy.” 

“Ava.” 

“Alright, now we need to get you to a safe location.” I picked out one of the keys from my safe house key ring, turning to him. “Follow me. A friend of mine has a garage here we can swipe a car from.”

We got to the safe house an hour later, and I slammed the door when everyone was inside, drawing the blinds and checking all the doors. 

“Are we safe?” Ava asked, looking around cautiously. 

“You are, but he isn’t.” I rounded on Sam, who shrunk back. “Samuel William Winchester, what the hell were you thinking?!” 

“That I needed to find others like me!” Sam protested, but I made a motion for him to zip it. 

“That means you weren’t thinking, because in case you haven’t noticed, a hell lot of of people want us dead! Including a yellow-eyed man who seems to be everywhere at this point.” I pulled out my phone, dialling Dean. “I’m finding out where your brother is, and fast.” I put the phone to my ear, pacing back and forth while Sam looked terrified. 

‘Hello?’ Dean answered, his voice strained a bit. 

“Dean, it’s me.” 

‘Hey, Beanie. D’you find Sam?’

”Course I did.” 

‘Glad you did. It’s a real funky town.’ 

“Listen, Dean, where are you?” 

‘I'm at, uh, 5637 Monroe St. Why don't you meet me here?’ 

“I’m coming to get you. Sit tight, don’t open your mouth too often or you’ll get shot.” 

‘Ok, good. Come with Sammy, why don’t you? I wanna see my little brother again.’ 

“Sure, I’ll bring him. Bye.” 

‘Bye.’ 

I cut the call, then turned to Sam. “Well, Dean’s being held at gunpoint. He gave the codeword. Funky town.”

”Funky town?” Ava frowned. 

“Long story.” Sam grimaced.

”If we survive this,” I said through gritted teeth and pointing at him, “I’m killing you. But Gordon’s first on my list.” 

“I don't think I should leave.” Ava sighed as she approached her Beetle. 

“We need you out of harm’s way.” Sam reasoned. 

“What about you two?” 

“Girl, I am harm’s way.” I chuckled. “We’ll be fine.” 

“No, but you are walking right into my vision. I mean, this is how you die.” 

“Doesn’t matter.” Sam shrugged. “It’s my brother.” 

“I could help!” 

“You've done all you can. Just, just go back to your fiancé.” 

“Are you sure?” 

“Yes, I'm sure. Go home, Ava. You'll be safe there.” 

Ava got into her car, closing the door but leaning out of her window. “Well, just, promise me you'll call, then. I mean, when you get your brother, just to let me know that everything's all right.” 

“I promise.” She drove off, leaving Sam and I. 

“She seems nice.” I smiled. “Now, c’mon, let’s save Dean.” 

We arrived at the location Dean was held, going around the back and checking the boarded up window. 

“Y’know, another person on my hit list would’ve been Carter Rainer.” I heard Gordon announce loudly. “But… uh… he didn’t live, thank the Lord. So, and here’s an ‘I’ll be damned’ moment, those sicko powers of his were transferred. It’s like the devil replaced him to find a new warrior for his army. Replaced him with his ruthless fighter of an older sister, Ivonne Rainer. She’s the second, Dean, as dangerous as Sammy Winchester, maybe even more. Though I heard the devil wasn’t that happy with her nowadays, but she’s one of them. And she’ll get her powers back anytime soon.” 

“Dean’s there.” I mouthed, and Sam nodded. We found another window, and he picked the lock, and the window had enough crawl space for us both to get in. I climbed in lightly first, while Sam came in after. He was about to take one step when I stopped him, gesturing to the thin wire there. We took cover, and I, after putting a suppressor on my bullets, shot at the explosives, making them blow up. Sam found another one, so he took off his boots, lighting them on fire for a moment and going with me as far away from the explosives as possible. I fired again, blowing a large hole in the wall opposite. I jumped and held onto a beam on the ceiling, monkey-barring to the other side without making a sound. Gordon walked in, and Sam jumped out, holding a gun to him. 

“Shouldn’t go barefoot.” Gordon chuckled. “You’ll get tetanus.” 

I came out, holding my handgun. “Tetanus should be the least of your worries.” 

“Ivonne Rainer.” 

“Who else?” I nudged the barrel against the back of his head. “Just remember that this is there, because I won’t hesitate to pull the trigger if you try anything.” 

“Or will you-“ 

“I’ve been waiting for this moment, Gordon, so don’t test my resolve.” 

“Put it down now!” Sam yelled, and Gordon put his rifle down slowly. 

“You wouldn't shoot me, would you, Sammy?” He chuckled. “Because your brother, he thinks you're some kind of saint.” 

“Yeah? I wouldn’t be so sure.” 

“See, that's what I said.” Gordon pushed me into the wall, my forehead knocking into the wood as I swivelled from the impact, and knocked the gun out of Sam’s hands, attacking him methodically until Sam fell flat on his back. He pulled out his knife, advancing slowly. “You're no better than the filthy things you hunt.” I hooked my forearm around Gordon’s neck, pulling him back and away from Sam. We went back towards the wall, and I pointed my gun to his head. “Shoot then, Ivy. Show Dean-o and little Sammy what kind of a killer you are. Maybe even little boy Carter in hell.” In a fit of rage, I jerked Gordon’s head back, slamming it against the wall, then struck my gun across his face and knocking him out. 

“It’s Ivonne to you.” I panted, wiping his blood off my gun and my forehead. “God, I hate you so much.” We hobbled over to where Dean was tied up, his face streaked with tears. “Hey, Dean. We’re alive, look.” We untied his arms, and he hurriedly undid his gag, standing up and checking mine and Sam’s injuries. “We’re fine. Only a few scratches.” He turned to go where Gordon was, but I stopped him.

“That son of a…” 

“Don’t.” I sighed, then cocked my gun. “We’ve got plans.” I lifted my gun, aiming for Gordon’s foot and shooting, going right into the middle. “Now he can’t run. Sam’s idea, not mine. I said I’d kill him.” 

“Come on.” Sam urged, and we all started to amble outside. However, the moment we thought we were in the clear, Gordon limped outside, going haywire with his guns. 

“YOU SAID HE WAS TAKEN CARE OF!” Dean yelled as we dived for cover. 

“I’m coming for you, Ivy Rainer!” Gordon shouted, still going nuts. 

“Sam, if we die,” I growled, “I’m killing you in heaven.” 

“Just trust me on this, all right?” Sam whispered, and then police cars pulled up, arresting Gordon. They pulled out the weapon compartment in his car, revealing everything. “Anonymous tip.” 

“Sam,” Dean chuckled, “you’re a fine, upstanding citizen.” 

“You two are stupid.” I laughed, running a hand through my hair. “Being friends with you should come with a warning label.” 

“Too late. You’re 30 days past the return expiry date.” 

I got home, meeting Dad. “Gordon Walker was after you?!” He exclaimed, pacing back and forth. “Do you have any idea how dangerous that could have been?” 

“I wouldn’t have beat him to hell and back if I didn’t know.” I retorted. 

“Jellybean, I know that you’re 27 now.” He vouched, stopping and staring at me intently. “But you’re still my daughter, and Gordon is like the bad news of bad news.” 

“Bad news is in jail, now.” I scoffed. “I’m not in danger anymore-“ 

“Yes, you are!” He snapped. “You made a deal in exchange for your mother’s necklace. You shouldn’t have done that, now you’re in even more danger!” 

“Like?!” 

“I gifted that to your mother to protect her from dreamwalker possession. I got it to Ellen through a friend and told her to give it to you when you came around.”

I stared at him, horrified. 

“WHAT?!”

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[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

Teddy!verse Jason and whatever batfam people going to a convention while reader is working

Jason adjusted the baby carrier he was wearing and scanned the crowd, "Let's find mom, huh?" he said to his son. "I don't see-"

"Wait," Teddy said, holding up his index finger and cocking his head, listening. A gesture that made Jason smile a little. It was the same thing you did when you were listening for something specific- an imperfection in an audio track or a suspicious noise coming from where ever Teddy happened to be. "Over there," he said pointing to the south of the building with absolute certainty.

"How does he do that?" Steph asked.

"He listens for her laugh- I think," Jason said, tightening his grip on Teddy's hand and letting Bruce take the stroller.

"This is a security nightmare," Tim muttered.

"It's been worse," Jason said, following Teddy. "Some of the conventions they go to have multiple hotels attached to the convention center."

Approaching the booth, Jason let go of Teddy knowing he'd bound straight to you and he frowned a little. You look a little frazzled and it's only the first day of the first leg of this tour. And not for the first time, he wishes you could have taken more time off. Still, when you scoop up your son and kiss his cheeks until he giggles, he's satisfied when some of the tension leaves your face.

"Gimme," you demand, kissing him hello and taking your sleeping baby to snuggle before someone takes her from you to hold when you have to sign something.

"Ready for the show?" he asked.

"It's a cross-over with Knight's Sabbath," you answer nodding, waving at a fan, "Which is nice. We haven't actually worked with them in forever."

He nodded and waved at Irina when you broke off to greet the rest of the family quickly, before having to dart away to make it to a panel you'd been booked for.

"Jesus Christ," Stephanie said watching you go, "Does she get to breathe?"

"Cons are worse than just straight shows," he said, frowning again. "This one especially- it's where they started so they're always super in demand."

"So what do you do all day?" Bruce asked curious.

Jason shrugged, "Entertain Teddy, watch the panels if there's any good ones, Watch Y/N slowly lose her fucking mind- and then we get dinner before she crashes."

"Dad can we get a churro?" Teddy asked

"Oh hell yeah," Steph added, "Snack break!"

_____________

"And you guys thought I was stupid for multiclassing to Bard," you huff.

"And that I was dumb for taking a level in Cleric," Ty added, voicing the party Bard, Rodrigo.

"No, babe, they think you're dumb for other reasons," you snort.

"Oh- HEY!"

"Why did you muticlass?" one of the guys from Knight's Sabbath asked, chuckling.

"Duh," you scoff, "Loot."

Teddy, sitting on his shoulders at the back of the hall was beaming. Jason knew it without looking at his face. And Jason would have been too. Had it not been for the guys in front of them.

"Ugh," one of them, a doughy blonde with a mall ninja sword in a plastic shopping bag groaned, "Y/n is just too fat to be hot now."

"Didn't she just have a kid?" the other said.

"It's no excuse, she could have at least tried to look decent-"

He had to move away after that. It would have attracted way too much attention for him to just casually choke him out. Even if he'd love to. And now more than ever he understood why you didn't spend much time on social media. As a rule, your company had a pretty balanced relationship with your fans. You cultivated a pretty non-toxic environment as far as internet fanbases went. But that didn't mean you didn't see the negative comments. And he hated that.

Especially now. Sure, you'd filled out a little, as people were wont to do when they created and birthed a human. But it wasn't as if you'd changed THAT much. And who the fuck was that asshole to- He stopped that train of thought before he could be tempted to hand Teddy to Bruce or Irina and go slash some tires. Instead he made a mental note to spend a little extra time getting you ready for bed. And to have Teddy be the one that brought you snacks- A nifty trick he'd figure out on a trip to Austin, Texas, once. If Teddy brought it to you, you'd stop and eat it- if only to keep from hurting his feelings.

#Jason Todd #Jason Todd x reader #Teddy!verse #anon ask #anon answered #minors dni

[jillianrose305]

More obey me scenarios from me maladaptive day dreaming ^3^

SAMS AND COSTCO EDITION

Lucifer:Rember we don't want to cause chaos in the human realm during our vist if you do you be punished at home

Mammon:yeah yeah Let's go already!

Lucifer:Mammon...

Mammon:I mean Yes sir!

*insert sadistic lucifer smile here*

Luke:*grabbing mc's sleeve* come on i want to go see if they have ingredient for that new dessert recipe

MC: oh my diavolo yes let's go

*both about to run off*

Simeon:luke you both have to grab a cart first

Luke:oh right

*after every pair grabs their cart*

Lucifer:Alright stick with your pairs im gonna say them one more time[just read the pairs below]

Group 1 latte duo: Satan and Asmodeus

Group 2 "Dialuci is what I've heard people call us! Oh no..." = Lucifer and Lord Diavolo

Group 3 : lukes dads = Simeon and Barbatos

Group 4 : Best Brothers = Beelzebub and Brlphagor

Group 5 : Act most like siblings = Leviathan and mammon

Group 6 =Mephistopheles and rapheal

Group 7 = Thirteen and Solomon

Group 8 : unsupervised = Mc and LUKE.<3

[Just little tidbits not full thing]

Asmo: Oh my look at all these facial kits~

Satan:*holding romance books and a new coffee maker* ...

Asmo:...

Satan: Romance movies and facials while drinking coffee.

Asmo:your the best brother Satan!~

[Next group]

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo are you sure this is neseaccary

[Diavolos goofy laugh]

Diavolo: Of course it is!

*the cart full of random items and diavolo is holding up matching pajamas for him, lucifer, Mc, and Batbatos*

[Next group]

Barbatos: I feel this would be best for a new recipe I've been wanting to try.

Simeon:oh?

Barbatos: i sall this tea jelly to put on pastries when reading a book the other day sometimes people glaze it with honey or some sort of cream.

Simeon: oo sounds delicious would you mind if I also tried to make it when we get back i feel the jelly itself would be good in bubble milk tea.

Barbatos: I wouldn't mind at all and that does sound delightful.

[Next group]

Beelzebub: hmm this looks delicious

Belphagor: mhm.. we should get more bedding and food for a sleepover with MC later.

Beelzebub: I agree. ... do you think MC wants chocolate or strawberry pudding..

Belphagor:hmm get both

Beelzebub:hm your right..

[Next group]

Levithan: woah! They have limited edition Tsl Plushies!

Mammon:..get 5 of each I want to sell 1 of each..

Leviathan:heh? What are you gonna do with the other three of each...hehe are you gonna gift them to MC and Beel?~

Mammon: Sh- shut up!

Leviathan:but I can't figure who the last set will go too...wait ARE YOU A TSL FAN!

Mammon: JUST PUT THEM IN THE CART

Leviathan:lol lower

Mammon:YOU LITTERALY LIKE IT MORE THEM ME

Leviathan: Shut up Mammon

[Next group]

Mephistopheles :This camera would be great for the Newspaper club!

Rapheal:[lost somewhere in the store]

[Next group]

Group 7: they weren't aloud inside and just went into a boba shop nearby

[Next group]

Luke:MC Look at this! Can I get it for Simeon?

MC: of course Luke . *ruffles his hair*

Luke: hey I'm not a kid!

MC:*giggles*

[Alright next is what everyone bought]

Asmodeus and Satan: Hello kitty coffee maker, k - cups, coffee beans, Creamer, sugar, hello kitty blankets, Fluffy body pillows, nail polish, Facial kit.

Diavolo and Lucifer: Cat keyboard, Random bakery items, Choclate fountain, 4 pairs of matching silk PJs, 4 matching slippers, Nail polish, Orbees spa feet thing, INSANE amount of stationary and note books, Wine , tea, and seafood.

Simeon and Barbatos: 15 Times of teas,milk,sugar, Mason jars, Costers , pens, 5 cook books, Aprons, Books, matching Sunglasses , and Diet coke.

Belphagor and Beelzebub: 2 Alaskan king beds , 10 throw blankets, 8 comforters, 30 pillows, 15 oversized Plushies, insane amount of snacks, matching PJ'S, Hulu subscription, Netflix subscription, Disney + Subscription, and 4 board games.

Leviathan and mammon: 5 full TSl plushie sets.

Mephistopheles and rapheal : New camera and a churro.

Solomon and Thirteen: Boba.

MC and Luke: Gift for Simeon and matching hoodies.

#obeymeswd #obey me #obey me scenarios

[questionsforjamie]

jamie-lynn pierce; auditioning with hello by allie x

wait, is that JAMIE-LYNN PIERCE? they kinda look a lot like JOSIE TOTAH, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY ONE year old is known as THE BOHEMIAN around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in TROUBLETONES (co-captain) which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re KIND HEARTED, but don’t be fooled since they’re also OBLIVIOUS. rumor has it, you can find them at ENVIRONMENT CLUB AND THE MUCKRAKER when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around FLOWERS TUCKED INTO YOUR HAIR, SITTING ON THE WATER'S EACH AT SUNSET & WRITING POEMS ON THE MARGINS OF YOUR EXAM PAPERS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

As the sister of Brittany Pierce, Jamie-Lynn Stephanie Pierce shares her sister's penchant for having her head up in the clouds. Well, in Jamie-Lynn’s case, her head is more likely to be found in the water as she's extremely passionate about sea life! Her favorite deep sea critter is the goblin shark!

A proud autistic, lesbian trans woman, Jamie-Lynn makes some money on the side making earrings and key-chains of various LGBT+ and disability pride related things both via Etsy and through local markets. Her best seller is a pair of rainbow orca shaped earrings.

Jamie-Lynn recently found out her family is, in fact, not her biological family. She was shocked to find out she was adopted. Which, actually, shouldn't have been that shocking considering her mom is white and her dad is Asian and Jamie-Lynn is…Lebanese and Palestinian. Jamie-Lynn's research has led her to believe she may be the illegitimate daughter of Amal Clooney - George Clooney’s Lebanese wife. The Clooney estate has not replied to her emails as of yet.

basics:

full name:  jamie-lynn stephanie pierce

gender:  transgender woman

pronouns:  she/her

sexuality:  lesbian

age:  twenty one

date of birth:  fourth of september

zodiac sign:  virgo

title:  the bohemian

occupation: student & small-business owner ( go support jewellery by jl!)

glee club: co-captain of the troubletones.

major: environmental & marine sciences

appearance:

faceclaim:  josie totah

tattoos:  a jellyfish on her left arm.

style:  pinks + pastels, maximalist patterns, florals, spaghetti straps, flowy fabrics, glittery statement pieces, scented lip gloss.

personality:

likes:  the ocean, flowers, bad horror movies, strawberry flavored candy, reading people their horoscopes from teen magazines, running for the bus in heels just to prove she can, the simpsons, the muppets, disability rights.

dislikes:  hot coffee, desaturated colors, action movies, people who underestimate her, cold pizza, the smell of smoke, the taste of toothpaste, crowded buses & trains, the texture of velvet.

hobbies:  doing her makeup in the mirror while pretending she’s conducting interviews with her favorite celebrities, taking simpsons trivia quizzes online, researching the goings-on in the depths of the ocean.

high school superlative: most likely to speak for the trees.

faves:

ice cream flavour:  anything fruity!

time of the day / night:  right after sunrise

weather:  rain on a warm day

food: mango sorbet + churros

colours:  aqua, teal & pink.

songs:  can be found here

#wmacintro #tag. musings

[inklessletter]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

I got tagged by the lovely @zerokrox-blog, @steddieas-shegoes and my sis from another miss @mentallyundone. Thank you so much!!

Are you named after anyone? Well. That's a funny story ('funny' now because time has passed and were other stuff more important going on) but my parents made an agreement that if I was born female my mom would pick the name, and if I was born male, then my father would. Things got messy during labour and both my mom and I had a hard time. Doctors told my parent that I wouldn't survive the following two weeks. So my dad went to register my birth, while my mom and I were still at the hospital, and my dad knew that my mom's girl name dream was 'Rocío'. Technically I was going to be named like that, but after the doctors' news my dad didn't want my mom's dream girly name to be attached to something so devastating as losing her firstborn, so he passed by a fashion store called "Vanesa's wardrobe" and registered me as such. So, I guess I am technically named after a store.

When was the last time you cried? Yesterday. Out of pure stress.

Do you have kids? No, I don't. I hope to be a mom someday, I've got so much love to give <3

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Only in my closest circle. I am afraid that I will someday use sarcasm and I get missunderstood and I make a fool of myself. Also, I might offend someone accidentally, so, I guess I use sarcasm when I am comfortable to know that I'm not going to be taken seriously.

What sports do you play/have you played? My mom tried so hard. She enrolled me into karate, tennis, gymnastics, flamenco dancing, salsa and bachata... I like dancing, but... I don't like getting sweaty. Ugh.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? The energy.

What’s your eye color? That's uh, weird. They are green, yellow and blue. From afar they tend to look more like green, but they're multicolored, really.

Scary movies or happy endings? Uh, there are scary movies with happy endings. I don't see how these are antonyms. I guess I am more incline to happy endings.

Any special talents? No, not really. I'm pretty average.

Where were you born? Málaga, Spain. (Very beautiful city, full of life and sunburnts, very loud, full of beaches. Come see me, I'll get you the best churros)

What are your hobbies? Right now reading, writing and drawing. Drawing specially. But I like bowling a lot. And OH, I am a board game enthusiast. I do love old supermario games, and I actually won tetris. Twice (is that a special talent, though?). My favorite game is Pandemic and Catan.

Do you have pets? I've got the laziest dog. His name is Appa, after Aang's flying bison. No, he doesn't fly. (He doesn't even run).

How tall are you? 5'0 (154 cm). That's right folks! I can proudly say that I'm the tallest hobbit you'll ever meet.

Favorite subject in school? Art and English.

Dream job? I would very much to make a living out of my art. That's a long shot, but if I ever grow bold enough I might open a patreon or something. I've thought of becoming a tattoo artist, too. For years I've been wanting to become a (sexy) librarian (Belle just got really imprinted in my psyche as a child, I guess.)

Let me know you, babes @spicysix @matchingbatbites @xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @auroraplume @flowercrowngods @2btheanswertothequestion @scoops-stevie

[silvia-luna]

Hello everyone! Welcome to my page!

My name is Silvia! My friends call me Silvi!

I recently moved to Paldea from the Mazah region. I don't really have any friends yet but i'm exited to make any! I can be a little shy and awkward sometimes though.

Believe it or not i'm not some sort of shiny hunter even though all of my pokemon are shiny. I just happened to have extremely dumb luck when finding my team... later found out it was thanks to the 3 shiny charms my dad left for me as inheritance. I just thought they were some sort of luck charm thing, didn't think they'd actually work.

Thanks to @chaoticbeingbeyondcomprehension's shinanigans, I now have a Koraidon from a different universe. His name is Churro :3

Also thanks to @chaoticbeingbeyondcomprehension's shenanigans, I have two roommates from a different world who both want to kill each other due to dumb prophecy stuff. Yay. Greetings, I am known as Sphinx. Lady Silvia has asked me not to write a "whole essay" this time as this is some sort of introduction post of hers. If you have any questions for me about my world, or would like to teach me about the monsters of yours, Lady Silvia says you all may use her "Ask box" to message me directly. I'm Alexa. I don't want to be in this universe. I especially loath being around him. Silvi says to tell you that you all can use her Ask box thing to contact me about stuff. Not sure what any of you would have to say to me but, okay.

... So yeah those two ^ are my new roommates. You'll probably see them around for a while. ((OOC under cut))

Aaand I made another Silvi blog, this one isn't canon to her story which gives me freedom to actually interact with other rotomblr blogs properly lol.

If you're interested in following her story blog it's @floral-echo. Sphinx (21) (M) (He/Him) has text written in Orange. Alexa (20) (F) (She/Her) has text written in blue.

Anyway hi! If you're here it's probably because this blog has interacted with you and it's likely that we've interacted before through my other pokeblog @chaoticbeingbeyondcomprehension. Unlike that one though, Silvi here isn't a complete gremlin and is an absolute sweetheart. The two characters are complete opposites lol.

I also go by @sphinxluvduvwuv on my main blog. I mostly reblog stuff there and sometimes post art.

#Silvi Post #introduction post #rotomblr #pokeblog rp #pokeblog intro

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

The Brothers Sun e7

Damn, that was so clever having people kill the Boxers, June really took her job to heart, good for her

I love that the mom also brought tea😂

"The head of the Boxers must be so pissed right now." Man is panicking😂

"My time in the shadow is over."

"Shit, you go, girl! Hey what's yours." Good job TK, being a support dude

"Or or don't go, Girl!" The panic in Bruce's tone😂

The way the mom is literally asking her son who's given everything for her, to support her in her quest to become head of all crime. Wow. And he is gonna do it cause he's a good son 🥺

They're making a seating chart 😂

I like to think the goggly eye is a reference to Everything Everywhere All At Once

I too would have bad blood if someone lost my pet

TK asking Bruce to put in a good word with his family 😂

Yeah, TK is definitely not a good gangster 😂

Aw, the Mama's face🥺

Oooof, Bruce has snapped, and I can't blame him🥺

Aw, the way the mom recognizes that Bruce is a good friend for trying to keep TK away from everything, and how he'd rather his friend hate him than be put further in danger 🥺😭(but what if TK goes to the bad side?)

That's got to be hard for Charles to see how much his mom is protective of Bruce, but not of him🥺

Charles telling him mom he wants to stay, and her saying that a bakery is a great way to launder money😭 I WAS SO SCARED SHE WAS GONNA DENY HIM THE HAPPINESS

Hey who turned out the lights?

IS IT THE GHOSTS

Nope it's just Charles's friends who aren't siblings at all😭😂

OH SHIT THE DAD IS THERE?

Oh shit. Xing, seriously?! You ASSHOLE!

IS THE NECKLACE POISONED

She's deeply upset by him🥺

Oh shit, the dad got Bruce his dream car👀

Yeah, this isn't good at all

Aw Alexis is in danger

I think the Dad is gonna try to kill the mom👀

Nooooo Charles doesn't want to be the head of all crime he wants to run a bakery🥺

The way the tailor pulled Bruce back😂

Oh no, I'm guessing the dad is gonna try and bring Bruce into the fold 🥺

Nooooo my boy🥺 he looks as if he is about the burst into tears

Oh shit, the mom saying that the dad can't have both of them🥺

Bruce, listen to your mama

The way Bruce asked if Charles would prefer to watch the cooking channel🥺

Charles being totally different because of peer pressure sucks(as a younger sibling I totally get Bruce)

You may be his son, Charles, but you're also your mother's son

The way Bruce is begging his mom and brother to see the truth and do what it is they want, not what is expected of them.

Frankly, if I was Bruce, I'd run away and fake my death, then when the dust settles and hopefully the mom and brother have fixed things, I'd reappear

The way she admitted to manipulating Bruce to his face is so hard, because she's hurting him and I think she knows it,

THE BASTARD DARED TO BRING UP HOW SHE LEFT HER ONLY SISTER TO DIE ALONE? IT WAS HIS FAULT

"The only purpose you were serving was me." FUCK YOU

He's definitely a villain, he didn't wash his hands and then touched her face😳🫣

She's definitely doing more than getting her hair done😂

Grace is pissed

The way Bruce didn't even get the title right for dragon head😂

Bruce is literally the only one who is willing to do anything for his family without his pride getting in the way

Oooooooooooo they shook hands it's a official 👀

Bruce trying to get Charles to go get churros instead😭

Charles' phone is in the other jacket (what if Bruce accidentally takes that one)😂

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww the way Charles is saying he'll send his brother money so he can live his dreams 😭😭😭

The good looks so tasty

All the ghosts have arrived

That's a good question, where IS Charles

Oh he's in the kitchen 😂

Poor Bruce is being haunted by his actions when watching the great British Bake off of 😂

I wonder who he's calling

I'm willing to bet that at least some if not all of the servers are part of the Boxers

Oh shit, Bruce is wearing the jacket with Charles' phone😂

Aw, he called June😂 love how she's happy to go as long as she gets to kill Bruce's girlfriend 😂

Awwww it's also because they're all the family she has left🥺

The way that TK sat in front of the car😂

Why did he get in sideways??😂

Ouch, I love that June just pushed him off😂

The way Charles just noticed Bruce and the others behind a fish tank😂

I don't think that the dad is actually going to put Charles up for the role of head dragon

I feel like the mom is gonna make a grand entrance

Oh, he did put his son forward but I don't think this is gonna end well

Fuck yeah I called it! THE MOM JUST MADE A GRAND ENTRANCE FUCK YEAH

Also, bad bad bad nec

HA THE ONE GUY WANTS TO HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY LOVE THAT!

FUCK YEAH HE GAVE HER HONORARY MEMBERSHIP!

"Self centered dinosaur"😂 love that

Oh shit, tea leaf story😂

Oh shit IT'S A BOMB

The way everyone is just awkwardly standing

The way that Bruce just ran into the room and got the bomb😂 tripping as he ran away with the cart😂

Oh damn RIP to those FBI guys

It's a shootout!

Damn it Grace killed someone

The way that Xing charged at the guy who killed Blood Boots, that was some swift and brutal justice right there

Charles' friend did the move from his favorite movie and got killed, at least he loved him s dream 😂

The way the mom is getting Bruce out of there

Oh no, the dad now has a gun, and I seriously worry he's gonna kill Mama Sun

I love June

Damn, a fishhook is a big ouchy🥺

I love that TK took the FBI guy down 😂

Charles looking at the chair with a smile😂 he looks like Christmas cake early

Oh police dude, you naive man,of course he survived. He's Charles fucking Sun

Fuck no, Charles don't listen to your dad, don't kill your brother🥺😭

#TheSevenWondersOfAWitch watches #the brothers sun #brothers sun #Netflix the Brothers sun #Charles sun #mama sun #bruce sun #Michelle Yeoh