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torivmod · 1 month
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When Pluto is Transiting your 8th House… 🥶🏡 🫣
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myk-elric · 1 month
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“Your trauma is making you a stronger person”
No the fuck it is not but I do get to make funny cancer jokes about myself the rest of my life now :D
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astrology-honey · 2 years
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the signs on their bday
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astroqueer15 · 2 years
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80's astrologers were savages. 😭😂
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harmoonix · 5 months
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Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries, Cancer and 8th/12th house placements when you hide something from them
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highlyspecificsigns · 1 month
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the signs as spongebob squarepants time cards
ARIES:
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TAURUS:
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GEMINI:
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CANCER:
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LEO:
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VIRGO:
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LIBRA:
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SCORPIO:
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SAGITTARIUS:
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CAPRICORN:
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AQUARIUS:
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PISCES:
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cl0wnc0ll3ge · 13 days
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* ˚ ✦Capricorn observation* ˚ ✦
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• Like any earth sign they like a timeless look or something fitting to their environment (messy environment messy look, clean environment clean look, picking up what I’m putting down?)
It also kind applies to when they’re looking for love interests.
• Very “old school” probably has a collection of some kind, maybe along the lines of retro memorabilia or collections of antiques (that they only think looks good) or they’re place looks bare because they could never spend money on “that pointless crap”
(I’ve almost met a lot of Capricorn placements who collects comic books.)
• They could never spend large amounts of money unless it’s apart of their “whole master plan” aka they will do anything to get ahead in their job or career even if it means hurting your feelings or taking your position!
That’s earths sign kinda of competitiveness.
• I personally feel like thrifting was invented by a Capricorn or the Russian mail order bride service, both ends mean business for one common thing, not love…. But money.
In some cases it means love.
• Capricorn in love is like a strong tree trunk if you appreciate it enough and have enough patience.
Can you stay all 4 seasons?
• Can you handle a Capricorn’s depression or seasonal depression because they rather get the bag than celebrate holidays including if they live far away from family.
•Free time for Capricorn means learning/ planning how to get more money when they DO have free time (which is never, they’re always busy) or tinkering around trying to make something (crafty) or fixing something that needed to be fixed 6 months ago.
They procrastinate a bit here and there.
• Just like a cancer they like they’re space and personal space but not carrying they’re home on they’re back like cancer, that’s what they lack and leads them to depression, dating a cancer can help them gain that nostalgia back for them but won’t solve there depression! (Don’t use water signs as emotional body bags.
• They do love the used, daddy issues, mommy issues people, because earlier on their life or childhood they had to grow up fast and never really shown love or proper love towards them. So they do the same.
Whata cycle Capricorn!
• They mentally think like a teenager but have a body like a 80 year old. Having back pains in highschool? And problems with they’re knees?
• Do you have crooked teeth? Deep voice? Sometimes raspy? Small face features but a long nasal cavity? Did you ever have those gold/silver caps in your teeth while growing up?
• The males are into older women, and women are into younger guys.
• Shy when it comes to love but very confident when it comes to money.
• Once when you have everything why do you feel like you gotta keep searching?
•How does it feel to chase something you don’t even know what your chasing?
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shrimp-milf · 3 months
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yeah i can feel shrimp emotions. thats why im on mood stabilizers
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thepartyponies · 1 year
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Understandable idea, but God made an exception.
Made this on my phone in 5 minutes don’t criticize the quality
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torivmod · 10 months
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Happy Cancer Season ✨🌙✨
As the Sun drifts into the nurturing waters of Cancer, get ready to dive deep into the realm of emotions! Cancer Season is here to remind us of the importance of self-care, family bonds, and creating a cozy sanctuary. So grab your favorite blanket, indulge in some comfort food, and let's explore the unique energies of Cancer Season! Here’s some Meanings for The Moon Through the Signs:
♈️ Moon in Aries: 🔥 Fiery and passionate, individuals with the Moon in Aries have an inner flame that fuels their emotions. Their feelings tend to be intense and spontaneous, igniting like fireworks. They embrace challenges and readily express their emotions, often wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Self-care involves finding healthy outlets for their energy and giving themselves permission to rest and recharge.
♉️ Moon in Taurus: 🌱 Grounded and steadfast, individuals with the Moon in Taurus possess a calm and stable emotional nature. They find comfort in routine and enjoy indulging in sensual pleasures. Their emotions are deeply connected to their physical environment, and they appreciate the beauty of the natural world. Nurturing themselves involves creating a serene and harmonious space that supports their well-being.
♊️ Moon in Gemini: ✨ Quick-witted and adaptable, individuals with the Moon in Gemini have a dynamic and ever-changing emotional landscape. Their feelings can be like a whirlwind of thoughts and ideas, shifting effortlessly from one state to another. They seek mental stimulation and thrive on social interactions. Taking care of their emotions involves finding a balance between engaging in stimulating conversations and allowing themselves quiet moments of introspection.
♋️ Moon in Cancer: 🌙 Nurturing and deeply empathetic, individuals with the Moon in Cancer have a strong emotional connection to their family and home. Their feelings run deep, and they cherish emotional security. They possess natural nurturing abilities and find solace in caring for others. Self-care for them involves setting boundaries and creating a safe and cozy sanctuary where they can recharge their emotional batteries.
♌️ Moon in Leo: 🦁 Dramatic and expressive, individuals with the Moon in Leo radiate with a vibrant emotional energy. They crave recognition and thrive on being in the spotlight. Their feelings are like a theatrical performance, filled with grand gestures and heartfelt expressions. Taking care of their emotions involves finding creative outlets and allowing themselves to shine authentically, while also appreciating the emotional needs of others.
♍️ Moon in Virgo: 📚 Detail-oriented and practical, individuals with the Moon in Virgo approach their emotions with a thoughtful and analytical mindset. They strive for perfection and may be overly critical of themselves and others. Their emotions are channeled through service and a desire for self-improvement. Nurturing themselves involves practicing self-compassion, embracing imperfections, and finding balance in their daily routines.
♎️ Moon in Libra: ⚖️ Harmonious and diplomatic, individuals with the Moon in Libra seek emotional balance and strive for harmonious relationships. They have a natural understanding of fairness and justice. Their emotions are intertwined with their social interactions, and they thrive in partnerships. Taking care of their emotions involves practicing self-care through creating harmony in their environment, engaging in activities that promote inner peace, and cultivating meaningful connections with others.
♏️ Moon in Scorpio: 🔍 Intense and deeply perceptive, individuals with the Moon in Scorpio experience emotions with great depth and passion. Their feelings are transformative and often veiled in mystery. They possess a powerful intuition and a desire to uncover hidden truths. Nurturing themselves involves embracing vulnerability, exploring their subconscious realms, and channeling their emotions into creative or spiritual pursuits.
♐️ Moon in Sagittarius: 🌈 Adventurous and optimistic, individuals with the Moon in Sagittarius have emotions that are expansive and free-spirited. They seek emotional growth through experiences that broaden their horizons. Their feelings are ignited by new possibilities and the pursuit of knowledge. Self-care involves allowing themselves the freedom to explore, seeking adventures, and nurturing their inner fire through inspiring pursuits.
♑️ Moon in Capricorn: 🎓 Practical and determined, individuals with the Moon in Capricorn approach their emotions with a sense of responsibility and ambition. They strive for emotional stability and tend to have a mature outlook on life. Their feelings are connected to their goals and achievements. Taking care of themselves involves finding a balance between work and rest, setting realistic expectations, and celebrating their accomplishments.
♒️ Moon in Aquarius: 🌌 Unique and independent, individuals with the Moon in Aquarius have emotions that are influenced by their visionary and humanitarian nature. They seek emotional authenticity and value intellectual connections. Their feelings are often tied to their ideals and a sense of belonging to a greater community. Nurturing themselves involves embracing their eccentricities, engaging in social causes, and nurturing their need for intellectual stimulation.
♓️ Moon in Pisces: 🌊 Sensitive and dreamy, individuals with the Moon in Pisces have emotions that flow like gentle waves, deeply connected to the realm of intuition and imagination. They possess a strong empathic nature and often feel the emotions of others. Their feelings are expressed through artistic and spiritual channels. Self-care involves creating boundaries, allowing for quiet introspection, and engaging in creative or healing practices.
Embrace the ebb and flow of your emotions, honor your needs, and embark on a journey of self-discovery through your Moon! 
✨💫🌙Happy Cancer Season🌙✨💫
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imagineastrology · 9 months
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why the moon signs can be problematic 🫠
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(this is a joke!! not to be taken seriously)
aries moon: scared of everything but will never show it lol. we can see through your act. angry at the world, even angrier at themselves. The world revolves around them so if you don’t agree with them, you’re gone from their lives without any consideration - beware!
taurus moon: self-centred. Stuck in their habits and patterns and will shun anyone or anything that tries to help them. Will blame you for their own inadequacies and self-betrayal. Has dreams but is scared of failure.
gemini moon: inconsistent and will not hesitate to hurt you with their words. The other twin will come out if provoked. If they don’t feel like doing something, they won’t do it, regardless of how you feel. Defensive and they know they are smart so if you make them feel stupid - you will be struck HEAVILY with a reality check lol
cancer moon: sensitive to the point of ….. Insanity.. Like are you even a human? Their affability can build you but they can also be just as cruel. Sometimes the world is not nice to them, so they focus on this, and make sure they give their bullshit back into the world :) thank you and please go to counselling!
leo moon: as they have learnt to be proud of themselves, they expect everyone to lean into their desires and wishes. Everyone has to reflect and work on themselves - you are not the only one! The world will not dim your light as much as your own stubbornness will.
virgo moon: not everybody lives by your rules so chill out and let people live their lives the way they want to. They feel inferior to everyone and everything and will justify this by pessimism, but they just see this as their reality. They will believe their own lies to spite you as it makes them feel more intelligent.
libra moon: genuinely scared of being alone. Can not be with their own thoughts for more than 0.3 seconds so they will consume anything that helps them block their thoughts. More intelligent than they let on…has the ability to be a very charming wolf in sheep’s clothing. They can be lazy and have a tendency to focus on the downsides to life.
scorpio moon: they feel the world is against them and that everyone is lying to them. Calm down - you’re not as cool as anybody else. They can make the energy of a room heavy if they wish to do so, even if they feel like it! They sometimes want the world to feel as alone as they do.
sagittarius moon: bullheaded and disrespectful to anyone that doesn’t see life the way they do. They will step on you to reach their own desires of power and status. They probably believe they are the smartest in the room so it can be difficult to have a debate with them.
capricorn moon: they are stressed 28 hours a day. Inside they live according to what duties they feel they have. Not everything is negative and this can be draining to them and everyone around them. Cold emotionally too and can turn icy when the world doesn’t fall to their feet and give them what they want.
aquarius moon: can be fake as **** lol. God complex too and they cannot hide it. Yall probably rely on many vices to help you get through the day. I would advise you guys to listen to people once in a while, you do not know everything. Lies for the fun of it.
pisces moon: yeah, victim complex to the max. Will turn on you to make you look like the perpetrator in any situation. Blames the world because they don’t want to accept that maybe they can cause chaos if their emotions aren’t in check. They can be cruel too, especially when you least expect it and definitely don’t deserve it, but don’t worry, they will come back to you and act like everything's okay!
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Love yall really ;) - imogen
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astrology-honey · 2 years
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ZODIAC MEMES PT1
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destielmemenews · 8 days
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ASTROLOGY OBSERVATIONS PT.2!!
!!my opinion based on the people who’ve I interacted with and also just very random!!
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🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌔
If a Cardinal stellium loves you they will care for you and help you in all ways they can, because how much of a passionate person they are.
Aries moon = longing for a relationship
Water sun + sag moon = being annoying and sometimes stuck in a bad mood.
If a person has no earth placements, best believe they can’t drive good 😭 but isa okay bc HOT GIRLS = CANT DRIVEE
Aries moons never stop talking, like even if no one is responding they will still talk and talk, but on the side note they’re very entertaining ♥️
Libra moons being big softies (ARIES TOO FOR THE PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT) and not taking their own advice.
Gemini placements love the occult.
Gemini moon and/or gemini mars give me paranormal and ghost hunting vibes.
Leo venues and the toxic urge to crush on a bunch of random people for random reasons.
Fire placements are great manifestors.
Gemini placements are so HAWT god, like honestly why don’t more people talk about it.
Capicorns moons are so loyal in relationships.
Aries moon with a leo venus and sag mars, is such a affectionate reactive loud lover, they’re so cute until they aren’t 😭
Honestly anything with a leo venus and sag mars, gives so such cute and hyper vibes!
Leo placements when you get something they want -> 😾
Gemini & Aquarius moons and their weird but curious fascinations with dr00gs sometimes.
Scorpio rising with libra placements have the tendencies to go back to their exs 😭 IM SORRRYY
Scorpio placements do be just out here drawing.
Aries rising and having a strong sense of justice, when something isn’t right they have to voice that.
Gemini moons can come off as fake off first impressions but they’re really not, they may just trying to figure what energy your on so they can match that, or you just caught em at a bad time.
Scorpio risings all have the same look or presence 👁👁🕴🏾
When people say Leo mercuries are dramatic when they talk, they’re not lying, Im a leo mercury and when people said that I thought that was totally bullshit, UNTIL I saw a fucking video of myself talking from another person’s perspective.
I’ve seen so many Capricorns and pisces pairings.
Libra placements don’t like looking or acting messy especially in front of other people.
Virgo moons scare me so bad like I want to understand how you think bc i just can’t fathom. I know you have secrets, but I just can’t tell exactly what they are 🙁
Scorpio moons idea of humor is being meanly sarcastic to others, or just saying funny insults.
When I think of sag placements I think of comfort/comfortability, whether that’s the way they like to dress, or what they like in a person, or how people feel when they’re around them.
Aries north node = saying random monologue or outbursts and no one responding or doing anything because it’s normal.
Libra moons have hella friends, or just get along with a lot of people.
Scorpio placements = tsundare
Leos love boys, specifically leo mars.
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