Tfw your brother falls asleep on you and drools on your goddamn shirt
(Dick took the picture when jason wasnt looking)
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I need to pee.
My cat laid next to me.
I thought I could get away with moving, but she got more comfortable and laid on my leg.
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I want to get up and be productive but my cat is laying on me so I'm forbidden from getting up
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I need to watch my lectures but she is laying on me and i am not allowed to disturb her
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My aunt sent me this, so sharing it with everyone.
my aunt
cat rules for being picked up
If one of your humans are doing an activity close to you and the other one isn't doing anything. This is called, "helping", otherwise known as "hampering".
聽1: When you see your human cooking, sit behind them behind their feet. You can't be seen from that spot, plus you won't get stepped on. Also your human will pick you up so you don't get stepped on, or if you fall off the counter.
聽2: For your human to read their book, look in closely, or just lay down onto the book to get pettings.
3: If your human is writing or doing homework, pretend to be asleep, but every once in a while try to play with their pen or pencil. Your human might ignore it, but remember you can also lay on the paper that they are writing on.
4: When your human is holding something in front of his or her book, remember to always jump on that object, so that your human will pay attention to you over whatever they are holding.
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i feel like we should give a cat a death note and see what happens
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Oh know it's getting a way !
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I keep forgetting that dogs don't follow the same rules as cats.
Like- You can just....move dogs.
You can be a bit late for feeding a dog and they'll still cuddle up to you as soon as they're done eating.
You can move a dog from its spot on your bed and it'll Just go back to sleep in its new spot.
Crazy
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