#cbeebies

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

THE METATRON IS THE FIRST VOICE I HAVE ANY MEMORY OF. HE'S... DEREK JACOBI NARRATED IN THE NIGHT GARDEN. MY EARLIEST AUDIO MEMORIES INVOLVE THE METATRON SAYING "MAKKA PAKKA APPA YAKKA MIKKA MAKKA MOO."

I HAVE MEMORIES OF HIS VOICE BEFORE I HAVE MEMORIES OF MY PARENTS' VOICES.

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT AND I'M GOING TO SCREAM. HE NARRATED THE SHOW THAT PUT ME TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD. I STILL HEAR IT IN MY HEAD WHENEVER I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, TO COMFORT ME.

THIS IS NOT OKAY I'M NOT OKAY I'M NOT PROCESSING THIS HELLO I'M SURE HE'S A LOVELY GENTLEMAN I'M JUST NOT PROCESSING IT

THIS IS ONE OF MY DEEPEST AND OLDEST CORE AUDIO MEMORIES, THE ENTIRE NARRATION OF IN THE NIGHT GARDENS, A CBEEBIES (BBC'S KIDS CHANNEL) SHOW AND NOW @CHAOTICGENDERFLOOD HAS TAMPERED WITH CORE MEMORIES AND THE LOVELY AND MOTHERFUCKING @good-usernames-were-taken CURSED US ALL WITH THIS:

#GOOD OMENS #METATRON #GOOD OMENS BRAINROT #INEFFABLE BRAINROT #GOOD OMENS MASCOT #DEREK JACOBI #BBC #CBEEBIES #GOOD OMENS FANDOM #IN THE NIGHT GARDEN #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #THE OFFICIAL MAGGOTS SERVER OF DOOM #WHERE I DISCOVERED I'VE BEEN BRAINROTTED SINCE MY FIRST FUCKING BIRTHDAY #I COULD BARELY WALK #THIS WASNT EVEN MY CHILDHOOD #THESE ARE FIRST EVER MEMORIES #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tomhardymyking]

There is no better way to celebrate 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐃𝐚𝐲 than by remembering how wonderfully and cute 𝗧𝗼𝗺 tells bedtime stories for the 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 programme 🥰💖📚

I would have loved to have made a special video but I was very busy... I promise to make it for another day 🙏🏻⠀⠀⠀⠀

No hay mejor manera de celebrar el 𝐃𝐢𝐚 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐨 que recordando cómo de maravilloso y bonito 𝗧𝗼𝗺 cuenta cuentos para dormir para el programa de 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 🥰💖📚

Me hubiera encantado haber hecho un vídeo especial pero anduve muy ocupada... Prometo hacerlo para otro día 🙏🏻

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#tom hardy #edward thomas hardy #cbeebies #cbeebies bedtime stories #bedtime story #bedtime stories #2016 #día de libro #día internacional del libro #world book day #book day #my edits #mis edits

[very-uncorrect]

Specific genre of duo that I love: large slightly more chill/muted guy and their hyperactive tiny creature best friend

#big and small #big & small #cbeebies #smiling friends #charlie and pim #pim smiling friends #charlie smiling friends #sam and max #sam & max #snm #s&m #freelance police #freelance husbands #charlie dompler #pim pimling #charpim

[leenieweenie12]

Just sweet old man Tom telling us all to go to bed 🥲

Say less, king

#tom hardy #cbeebies #he’s actually just a little old man in his sweater #I just fucking love him #goodnight yall

[potter-solomons]

woof.

#tom hardy #facepuller #cbeebies #wolfy

[archerygun]

Night at the Museum 3 should have been these two teaming up.

#night at the museum #natm #larry daley #larry daley natm #andy’s dinosaur adventures #british #british tv #cbeebies #andy day #night at the museum 3 #natm 3

[skillbattle]

omg... it doesn’t matter if you’re tiny or tall... 🧡💜

#big and small #big & small #cbeebies #draws #doodles

[zombonez]

Okay so

#my art #big and small house #big and small #cbeebies

[voicewave]

#big and small #cbeebies #cbeebies big and small #reaction image

[barcodeboyz]

fireman sam should have stayed claymation and not cgi because look at how they massacred this dilf

I would have included series 5 as my example but I couldn't find a good quality pic. Yes I'm autistic

#fireman sam #cbeebies #kids cartoon #pbs kids

[jammyjams1910]

Ok but if you know who this mf is, or the show he's from, then I iMMEDIATELY love you.

#random af ik ik #💫unrelated ttte stuff💫 #jammyjams talks #cbeebies #numberjacks

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

a reminder to you all that the metatron's voice has said all these things

(we're chanting it so that maybe it won't be true)

cheers to @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito my comrade in arms...

AND THEN I GET THIS JUMPSCARE FROM @neil-who-is-not-here THANKS NEILBOT.

@arkytiorlecter @falling-raine and @anadyomena are torn between fear and amusement. @chaoticgenderflood is unrepentant, after causing this dumpster fire.

#good omens #ineffable brainrot #good omens brainrot #good omens fandom #cbeebies #derek jacobi #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #the official maggots server of doom

[tomhardymyking]

Starting April in a wonderful way, with a compilation of moments of 𝗧𝗼𝗺 from the 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 bedtime story broadcast today (and recorded almost a year ago) 🤭, accompanied by 𝗕𝗹𝘂 (𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲) 🐶, listening to his voice once more, and seeing his beautiful smile 🥰💖

I love him 🤩❤️

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Empezando abril de forma maravillosa, con una recopilación de momentos de 𝗧𝗼𝗺 en el cuento para dormir de 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 emitido hoy (y rodado hace casi un año) 🤭, acompañado de 𝗕𝗹𝘂 (𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲) 🐶, oyendo su voz una vez más, y viendo su preciosa sonrisa 🥰💖

Lo amo 🤩❤️

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#tom hardy #edward thomas hardy #cbeebies #cbeebies bedtime stories #bedtime stories #videos #tom hardy videos #blu #blue #blue the dog #blu the dog #my edits #mis edits

[unaloid]

i think he found the toothpaste 0_0

#big and small #cbeebies #my art #i saw the canadian version as a kid #i am a BIG AND SMALL FAN

[potter-solomons]

😮

#tom hardy #cbeebies #DAMN

[leenieweenie12]

Alright we gotta break this down a bit.

The growling. There’s so much of it. And it’s unlike anything I’ve ever heard in my life. And I want him to growl at me.

Then we have the voice change right here when he’s the tiger. It makes me feel A LOT of things.

And finally, when he asks “what am I?”

SIR. You are daddy.

#tom hardy #cbeebies #I physically need him to talk to me in that tiger voice #and whisper extremely unholy things in my ear #while I’m under him #in bed #that’s all