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incorrect-clexa · 1 year
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Hey guys
Lexa: Just try to be nice, Anya. Clarke's not like us...She has feelings.
Anya: Hmm, are you sure this is the person for you?
Lexa: That is exactly the type of thing I don't want you to say in front of her.
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belltaviasbff · 1 year
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*in clarke’s dead ex’s heaven*
bellamy: we were soulmates
lexa: yeah? well at least she told me she loved me
finn: i don’t know about YOU guys but i was her first-
bellamy and lexa, in sync: SHUT UP FINN
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wanhedas-dagger · 5 months
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Clarke: How’s that saying go? “I am become death. Destroyer of pussy” or something?
Raven & Octavia: No.
Lexa: Yes, very close.
Clarke: Yeah that’s me since coming to the Ground 😔✊
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theshortangrylesbian · 10 months
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Clarke, at Lexa’s funeral: I need a moment with her. 
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* 
Clarke, leaning over Lexa’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. 
Lexa, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit. 
How the scene should’ve gone 💀
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kantimplora · 11 months
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Lexa- So, Clarke, do you have a boyfriend?
Clarke- Yeah
Lexa- Oh...well...do you like your boyfriend?
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Clarke: Lexa! You have to apologise to Bellamy. Lexa: Fine. Lexa: *turns to Bellamy* Unfuck you or whatever
Bellamy:
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fandomidiot · 2 years
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Bellamy: *gawking at Clarke*
Lexa: you disgust me. stop that
Bellamy: you first!
Lexa: ..... no.
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hedawanheda · 2 years
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Clarke: you look a lot like my ex girlfriend
Lexa, her wife: shut up
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Lexa: *dying*
Titus: So my skincare routine- first you cover your face with the heda's blood and leave it up till the cremation is over.
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melziss · 2 months
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thought I'd make a little ✨️about me✨️ post for ya'll.
so this is me (if you care)
name: mel
age: 19 (scorpio bby)
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: bi (but less and less everyday honestly)
country: brazil 🇧🇷
I'll mostly talk about how gay i am for women, how beautiful women are, and how women are the best thing to exist
I'm also a fucker for incorrect quotes, so you'll find a lot of them in here cause they're easy to do.
ships (aka my ao3 favorited tags): clexa, calzona, marina, supercorp, ronance, skimmons, avatrice, vauseman, lottienat, jackieshauna, taivan, limoreau, avalance, wenclair, bishova, kacy.
now to the good stuff: the fandoms (under the read more, cause i got too excited)
[i won't necessarily post about them, but they might pop up here and there]
music: maya hawke, gracie abrams, conan gray, boygenius, muna, reneé rapp, taylor swift, harry styles and lorde.
tv shows and movies:
• current (might pop up more): ncis hawai'i, ncis sydney, legends of tomorrow, wynonna earp, supergirl, madame web.
• favorites (will pop up a lot and then never be talked about for months): yellowjackets, warrior nun, motherland fort salem, scream, agents of shield, station 19, grey's anatomy, hawkeye, orange is the new black criminal minds, percy jackson, bottoms, stranger things.
• supernatural/post apocaliptical stuff i watched when i was 12 and are now camp to me (I'll talk abt it if you want me too): teen wolf, the vampire diaries, the 100, twilight, wolfblood, the originals, pretty little liars, buffy the vampire slayer.
other random stuff im into: all things mcu, movie commentaries, and long ass deep dives [mike's mic, ur internet mom ash, dylan is in trouble, trin lovell, uncarley], the sims 4, reading fanfiction, art, interviews and press, arrowverse, podcasts, movies directed and produced by women, sapphic media, reading, architectural digest, collecting popcorn buckets, jenna ortega, milo manhein, matthew gray gubler, motherhood, found family trope, fashion and cats.
that's all folks, some other random shit might pop up eventually but im a pretty chill person...feel free to recommend me stuff you think I'll like based on all of the shit i wrote above.
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lexa-griffins · 2 months
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To your anon:
Yo, I am right there with you. I’m going to share a little bit on my recent fandom experience.
I have never written g!p, and never thought I would even read it. If I’m being honest, it’s something that I was always under the impression was too taboo, fetishized, and typically non-con; which isn’t my cup of tea. To each their own though, for real. It’s fiction. Who am I to judge? (Not to say that it’s all like that, because it’s truly not! Just something I’d always thought was the truth.)
However, I have found myself being really interested in Wanheda’s Dagger ™️ 👀 and Clarke’s BDE with something to back it up.
As a WLW who doesn’t care what is between their lovers’ legs, I’ve found myself stumbling upon some ABO and g!p fics that are honestly really good, and most of the time very well written smut.
All that to say that, I may be submitting something for Wanheda’s Dagger Week 😳
Completely out of my comfort zone. But fuck it. What is fandom if not an experience that you’re enjoying? This is a space for us to be ourselves and share our interests and art.
Thanks for making this space, dude.
Thank you so much for sharing! ☺️☺️ this is so true for just about anything fandom related. Sometimes, you just gotta try and write it! Even if you think you won't do it justice! Because yes, someone else may be able to write it, but what you write is still so unique to you, and your writing is always worth being read!
To be completely frank, I used to feel the exact same way! It felt like it was fetishizing and like I was reading something taboo and that I was bad by reading! And the fact most clexa were g!p Lexa, which I was never a fan off, it was like it comfirmed my bias over those type of fics and how they were uncomfy and bad to write and read!
I will always say that realizing I was a lesbian and only getting to explore that part of me more online, i did get fed that idea that lesbians are attracted to vaginas /only/ and of there was something that made me get over that baby gay mentality of that idea was reading g!p and alpha Clarke fics, because Clarke was always a character I felt very attracted too and having Lexa as a lesbian be ok with Clarke made my stupid and incorrect idea of if a lesbian so much as thinks of a dick they stop being one be thrown to the garbage!
I am glad to hear you may be writing something for the event ☺️ fandoms are supposed to allow you the freedom to explore those characters in as many ways as you'd like and have a space where you won't be judged for it! It's about sharing that love for the characters in many forms and sharing your creativity with the people who enjoy them!!
Thank you 🩷 I'm really glad I get to have this little space where me and everyone get to share this little niche side of the fandom ☺️🩷
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bi-single · 5 years
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Lexa: Klork, I have two news to give you, a good one and a bad one.
Clake: First the good one.
Lexa: I wont do it again.
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belltaviasbff · 1 year
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lexa: you trust murphy?
clarke: yes
lexa: so you think he knows what he’s doing?
clarke: woah now i never said that
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mayo-in-oblivion · 6 years
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CLEXA INCORRECT
Raven: Alright , guys! If there's one person in this room you'd wanna kiss, go kiss them!
Octavia: *walks toward Lincoln and kissed him*
Echo: *grabs Bellamy by the neck and kissed him*
Clarke: Finn?
Finn: *blushes* Yes?
Clarke: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Lexa...
Lexa: *Pushed Finn to the floor and pinned Clarke to the wall*
Anya: ...
Raven: Well that escalated quickly...
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theshortangrylesbian · 10 months
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Clarke, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. 
Titus: .... 
Clarke: *lip smack*
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kantimplora · 2 years
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