waxer: what's wrong with the commander? he's been staring at the ground for like....an hour now?
wooley: he's just a little overwhelmed.
waxer: why?
wooley: general kenobi smiled at him. :)
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my favourite thing to do at any given time is reading chuck norris jokes, but inserting obiwan kenobi every time
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and still wins
Obi-wan Kenobi doesn't turn the light on. He turns the dark off
In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Obi-wan Kenobi roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job
If you ask Obi-wan Kenobi what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds to what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face
Obi-wan Kenobi does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold
Obi-wan Kenobi does not sleep. He waits
There is no chin behind Obi-wan Kenobi's beard. There is only another fist
Obi-wan Kenobi does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
Once a cobra bit Obi-wan Kenobi's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
Death once had a near-Obi-wan Kenobi experience
The only time Obi-wan Kenobi was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
and my personal favourite
Obi-wan Kenobi destroyed the periodic table, because Obi-wan Kenobi only recognizes the element of surprise
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Cody surrounded by family and the people he loves, because that is what he deserves
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drew these for my friend's calendar!! <3 the months I picked were February & November, so I did some winter suit.. hehe
(related: trio)
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Cody: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Cody: *Aggressively throws water bottles*
Obi-Wan: Uh... what's up with him?
Wooley: He is trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Cody: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Waxer, getting emotional: It's working.
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✧・゚: *✧・゚happy holidays ✧・゚: *✧・
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(he was not innocent)
this is what inspired it!
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The fact that the fandom collectively loses their shit when one of those animated copy paste men even breathes is absolutely hilarious when you think about it.
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aaaa yea u know what u can have the cropped version where we have no idea why Waxer lookin like that off to the side
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I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.
what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?
Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine
Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not
Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!
Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her
99 will never die, fight me
Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out
THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?
Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??
Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?
order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!
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I finished TCW days ago and this has been me ever since
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Obi-Wan: *handing Cody a caff* Here you go, my dear.
Cody: *has been awake to long* I love you.
Obi-Wan: …Heh… what?
Cody: *doesn’t wanna admit that was a Freudian slip, enunciating perfectly this time* I love you.
Obi-Wan: Oh. Um. I love you too. *walks away in confusion*
Waxer: Congrats. I even got that on holo.
Boil: Yeah, when’s the wedding?
Cody: Idk but at this point I could convince him we need to do it after lunch.
Waxer: I bet you could just pencil it into his schedule and he’d assume he hit his head and forgot you were already together at this point.
Cody: Obviously, we are.
Boil: *with tears in his eyes* Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Fox will be so proud of you.
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Ryloth winter
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oughhghhh they make me want to cry
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