my clumsy tired ass spilled black coffee all over my psych notes, I guess that means no more studying oh well oops
“That’s why I rely on certain certainties
Yes, some things never change
Like the feel of your hand in mine
Some things stay the same”
– Some Things Never Change, Frozen 2
I think I’m the only person clumsy enough to figure out how to get stabbed by a chip shaped like a circle. All I wanted to do was eat the d*** chip and the edge jabbed me in the f***ing bones under my bottom teeth
Which oc is so clumsy, you’re surprised they’ve survived this long?
AHHH IM SO SORRY I’VE BEEN MIA!!! I JUST POSTED AN UPDATE
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⤷ you got me trippin, stumblin, flippin, fumblin
part fifteen — sweetie
FUCK IM SORRY ITS BEEN SO LONG …..
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Another Fun Fact about Me
The only time I’ve ever had a concussion was in 8th grade.
Now you may be asking.
“Canaan; were you athletic? Playing sports perhaps?”
I got a concussion WALKING to PE
Not in PE, on the way to PE
I tripped over my shoelaces and hit my head on the concrete.
Fun Fact about me
The biggest scar I have on my body is not from being attacked or from some awesome dangerous stunt…
It’s cause I fell
On top of a porcelain doll
With no pinkies
Her name is Meep
I’m running up the stairs 2 at a time, cus I’m gay and I have long legs, right?
Except I trip, because I’m clumsy as fuck.
Lo and behold, my cat is on the stairs. If I follow my current trajectory I will fall on top of her.
Only logical course of action? Swerve.
And that’s the story of how I bashed my face off the banister and got rug burn on my knees.
Too funny to not share, the clumsy person I am. I ran into the edge of my brothers couch somehow. Still not sure how. I was on the floor holding my foot for like 10min going owwwwwww! Like Peter from family guy. I took a photo of my foot so I can see it better cause it’s on the outside of my foot and who knew how hard it is to look at the side of your foot (lateral side) and I started laughing so hard cause my foot looks like a fucking toddlers! 😂😂
This was like 4 days ago now and I have a pretty rad bruise 🙃
People: Why do you have so many bruises and scrapes all the time? What do you get up to?
Me: I don’t know. Nothing.
Well, I just poured my drink down my shirt: how’s your weekend?
Of course it’s alright, I hope you like it!!! 💕💕
Every time I hit my head, my personality changes.
Hmmmmm. Clumsiest… haha, I don’t think I’ve ever made a clumsy character either xD;; damn you guys are really challenging me today haha.
Umm, probably the clumsiest OC would beee…
But I don’t mean this in a literal, physical way. They’re socially clumsy.
Dancing in the mirror
I never feel more awkward than when I’m busting moves in front of the mirror, get tangled in my own hair, smack into something and make a loud fuss.
I get so self conscious so fast, like, someone most definitely heard that and now know that I’m dancing in the mirror like the dumbass I am