More Sylvester sketchoos~
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Cryptid of the Day: Cockroach Man
Description: In the late 1990s, a woman staying at a motel in California City answered a knock at the door, but opened only as far as the chain would let her. A voice asked for bed linen, but upon looking through the crack, saw it was a 6.5ft cockroach. It spat in her face and she fled down the hall. It grabbed her, but she used kung fu moves she saw in a Chuck Norris movie to escape. It escaped into the woods once the police arrived.
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Every time i see a bad batch fmk meme that says kill Crosshair my immediate reaction is literally just "bold of you to assume Crosshair can be killed"
Between making it out of the ion engine with just a scar and surviving 32 rotations on Kamino with no supplies I think his enhancement is just clinging to life through sheer stubbornness.
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Wes was my partner’s idea, and now he’s all I can think about
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Pest control Danny
So Danny is Damian's twin and like the usual jazz. YOU ARE ALIVE?. HAHA NO.
So batfam noticed something. When Danny thinks no one is looking he is muttering die pests and stomping his foot and in general trying to kill something
Alfred thinks Danny saw pests and does not hesitate.
Anyway like a few months later world is in danger yada yada and they need the help of a minor demon, who literally stole the key they need and they need to trade for it.
And the encounter goes like this.
Constantine: we are dealing with a minor demon, don't lower your guard just because it's a lower demon. It managed to steal the key.
Bat: hn
So Constantine summons the demon and the demon gets summoned
Demon:well well-
Danny:ITS YOU!
Demon: huh? Yes-
Danny:NOT YOU, YOUHAVE YOU BEEN THE ONE BRINGING PESTS INNNN THE HOUSE? Ugh later ILL TALK TO YOU LATER need to get rid of this
Batfam : wait a min-
Danny straight up lunges at the demon breaking the circle in the process and no longer trapping it but still Danny grabs it by the legs as it was trying to escape and he just literally kills it.
John Constantine slowly backing away : uhh we needed a . . . thing from that . . ."
Danny: I'll get that key for you, but for the love of the ancients stop summoning things . Gotham is arleady cursed enough as it is
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Cryptid of the Day: Cockroach Man
Description: In the late 1990s, a woman staying at a motel in California City answered a knock at the door, but opened only as far as the chain would let her. A voice asked for bed linen, but upon looking through the crack, saw it was a 6.5ft cockroach. It spat in her face and she fled down the hall. It grabbed her, but she used kung fu moves she saw in a Chuck Norris movie to escape. It escaped into the woods once the police arrived.
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Link: Crushed by taluses, shot with lasers, set on fire
Fans seeing him fall from the sky into the water: That should have killed him.
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