Me going to college on purpose
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My secret hidden talent as a STEM major is to disassociate and write a flawless 15 page lab manuscript in 3 hours
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College is haha funny
And then he dropped the
"You think this is anonymous?
It's not, I have your student IDs and some of you are not passing today"
So glad i clicked false
But for the people who clicked true, you funny funny and I enjoy you, took one for the team
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Me explaining to my mom how online classes work.
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Which one of you saucy mother fuckers was gonna tell me college was actually about classes and learning rather than me just dicking around and playing house for 4 years?
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Ah yes. It is a beautiful morning on the college campus, and I have less than 15 minutes to my next class.
Why do I have the motivation to do
Laundry
right NOW?!
[Alt text: Why do I have the motivation to do laundry right now?! Formatting is used to put emphasis on why, motivation, laundry, and now to create a bewildered and frustrated tone.]
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