also for the record. showcasing $1000 meals may or may not be tasteless but its also not a massive expense compared to the budget of any given show. like high production costs are not bc they show off gold flakes or whatever. it's just a dumb argument to make.
i know most of it is memes, but it seems like some ppl took it seriously. the overproduction and bloated budgets are not just "worth it" revamp problems. they're bad with money but expensive food is not the core of that, duh.
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simon petrikov is like hmm i guess I’ll capitalize on my agonies by truman showing myself. I guess I’ll become a museum exhibit. This won’t do anything bad for my mental health
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the FANCIEST most EMBROIDERED jacket you’ve ever seen in your LIFE. and capri sweatpants.
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this is directed at everyone who thinks jason would beat cass. "oh he has a gun." she can dodge bullets. does it for fun, even
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ryan ross I’m not saying you should crawl out of the woodworks again but I am saying you could be the funniest mf on earth rn
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“they used to display the heads of traitors over that gate. i suppose my father is lucky his didn’t end up there.” i mean. nathaniel. buddy. in a startling coincidence. the guy putting the heads of traitors over the gate of the city of amaranthine seems to have stopped working around about the time your father the evil arl of amaranthine died. yes it was a very lucky coincidence
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soo is anyone gonna talk about how joel started his episode with plans to create graves for the people he lost before the whole zombie apocalypse took over or am I just gonna be insane on my own
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The more I consider the "Smoky gets Frostpaw sterilized against her will" thing, the more I dislike it even on a thematic level...
This book seems to be trying to put Frostpaw through an arc of learning to trust people. Riverstar magically appears in her dreams to send her to the Park Cats who are meant to teach her this lesson, but... starting and resolving that arc more than halfway through the book was sloppy, and a waste.
Instead of Smoky forcing medical treatment on her in spite of how she tells him point blank "please no," SHE should have called for the human.
A creature that the Clan cats have never trusted, that they have great reason to fear. Caught between dying with her pride like a good warrior and taking a risk on the kindness of an unknowable beast, in spite of all the betrayal, she chooses the chance.
Play it like this; Make it so the reason she becomes chosen by Riverstar at all is because he SEES this glimmer of potential within her, because of this very choice.
Instead of that bizarre opening chapter where he seems to have magically gifted her some kind of spiritual connection as a plot device, INSTEAD make it that they were sadly overseeing the end of her life. That this was her destiny, to die as a young, proud warrior apprentice. To trust no cat, as her mother told her.
But instead, she tricks the wording of the self-fulfilling prophecy Curlfeather told her. It said nothing about trusting a human!
THEN follow it up with teaching her how to trust cats again. But make the road down this character arc be something she truly initiated, instead of the weird bullshit they did with her being mad at Smoky for violating her consent while also exonerating him for "Doing The Right Thing :)"
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anyone wanna take bets on what fanfiction trope Grian will steal for the next life series?
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When I turned 30, I didn't think that I'd still be filled with adoration for men 20 odd years older than me but here we are. 😁
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scientist: this bird is called pendulous tits
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Morph: Someone's daddy didn't get pony on for his sweet 16th.
Magneto: My parents perished when I was a child...
Morph, Magneto is a holocaust survivor...
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Helldivers 2 being popular which means people are talking about Starship Troopers on Twitter:
People on Twitter are talking about Starship Troopers (they lack media literacy):
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