#condoms

[png-magician]

#png #pngs #condoms #condom #stay safe #hehe

[dandyads]

Durex, 2002 (UK)

#durex #condoms #safe sex #united kingdom #aids #the early days of the internet

[seobot]

oh god

#this is fucking crazy #slogans #condoms

[foldingfittedsheets]

So on my little condom prank video there’s a couple comments that I’m like, okay, well that’s not technically true but it was funny to me at the moment.

Like I joked that I don’t need condoms cause I’m gay, but condoms are great especially for sharing toys or turning into dental dams with new partners.

But one joke I make is at the expense of one particular lady I dealt with. I say that she told me her boyfriends penis was too big for condoms. And honestly, that can happen! The base band can be really tight and uncomfortable if it’s the wrong size. So if someone says the condom is too tight they probably need more lube (which is just all the time a good idea, especially on the inside to prevent tearing), or a bigger size.

However this lady. Starts telling me how they get the Magnums but the condoms just slip around off his dick because he’s so big. I’m sitting there listening trying to be like, if a condom is slipping then the condom is too big..? It shouldn’t do that?

This lady was having none of it, insisting to me that adding lube made it worse (obviously) and that they kept trying bigger and bigger condoms to no avail. Honestly I thought she’d been gaslit into forgetting how size worked.

It was like being subjected to an internet troll except that she was a thousand percent earnestly insisting that the only solution would be a condom the size of a trash bag.

#ramblies #funny #condoms #nsft #ffs foibles

[nalyra-dreaming]

via

Raincoats, alcohol, cigarettes and… condoms at the Théâtre des Vampires 😏

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #theatre des vampires #iwtv amc #iwtv 2022 #raincoats #cigarettes #alcohol #condoms #iwtv bts #iwtv s2

[coolnessgraphed]

#coolness graphed #loose #loose tooth #tooth fairy #loose lips #inmates #weekend plans #hanging out #friends #dentistry #teeth #coolness #bar graphs #bar charts #things to be loose #condoms

[thefigureresource]

Celica : Bunny Swimsuit ver [original character illustrated by Gan] 1/6 scale from 39Nasu coming July 2024.

#Celica #Bunny Swimsuit #Original Character #OC #1/6 scale #39Nasu #Gan #oshirase_gan #Bunnystein Fantasy #Serika #Swimsuit #Bunny Girls #Bikini #Condoms #Anime Figures

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

#condomania #condoms #safe sex #palmistry #palm readings #tattoos #store #shop #tokyo #japan #flickr #oldweb #old web #2010

[dandyads]

Today Condoms, 1988

#condoms #aids #birth control #1980s #1988 #vintage advertising

[odinsblog]

#birth control #condoms #lol #u lazy bitch #contraceptives #bloop

[haystarlight]

Friendly reminder that condoms aren't just for people with dicks. Like, there's the big condoms that are made to put on vaginas but also:

People that use straps/dildos/toys sometimes put condoms on the things to keep them clean. (Cause it's important to keep those things clean, that stuff goes inside people! Keep it clean!)

People that cut up condoms with scissors to make homemade dental dams.

Anyway have fun and be safe.

#was thinking about a fic I read some months ago and it reminded me of this #the fic was like “why would lesbians need condoms” and I was like #1. trans lesbians #2. this post #tw sex mention #tw sex #cw sex talk #cw sex mention #cw sex #tw sex talk #tw sex toys #cw suggestive #tw suggestive #sex education #safe sex #sex ed #sex health #sex positive #sex positivity #condoms

[ameeralfaham]

I get my money back from hospitals in condoms.

#condoms #hospitals #microeconomics #macroeconomics

[proper-superhero-shit]

#screencaps #drag race #condoms #uk vs the world #le grand dame

[shiftythrifting]

1. Condom travel case (bought! Will hold chargers)

2. Hedgehog that has Seen Things

3. Nautical stencils

4. Rick and Morty bucket hat, official merch

5. Cat mug, a mood. (Bought because who doesn’t feel like that)

6. Amazing pants!! (Bought because fuck yes)

From various thrift stores in The Netherlands.

#shiftythrifting #thrifting #submission #rick and morty #mugs #cats #fashion #condoms #hedgehogs #body horror #seashells

[earhartsease]

we're very sure this has been commented on before on tumblr but we find it very amusing that there's a prominent us brand of condoms called trojans when trojans are famous for letting some big horse into the city gates to spread its little soldiers

the actual trojans considered their city walls to be impregnable which is let's face it a damn funny warfare word but especially in context

#condoms #trojan war