I don't know how many of you own cats, but if you do, I don't know how many of you will get this.
Well, like most cats, Palette sometimes gets the "3am Zoomies" which she will get incredibly hyper; which in turn will result in her enacting her daydreams with a lot more vigor, which may result in claw marks in the walls and furniture or stuff being knocked over.
Wally has built a tolerance to these rituals, successfully blocking out the racket, but Home isn't so patient.
Home appreciates Palette, he does, but when it comes to tomfoolery like this, he must take drastic measures to keep himself from getting internally injured.
Some people here really like Franccesca since she's cute and all that but today I'm not here to show you her cuteness, today I stand in front of all of you to tell you about the truest nature of this evil being of chaos.
So I was about to go to sleep when I heard some cats fighting on the roof, sadly not too unusual but then I heard my brother trying to break the fight, it's one of my cats, I get up to get on the roof and break the fight, Valentina is home so it's Franccesca...
Fuck.
She has a tendency of running away as soon as a door opens and she got her ass kicked before on our roof so I ran, but there were no cats on the roof, I still hear the fight though, I look around and I discover... It's it the next door, there's some apartments and my kitty is there getting her ass kicked, I run and the big cat leave her alone and runs away, then I start to call Francesca but she doesn't come back.
Fuck.
She doesn't know how to come back and now she's trapped, there's a big metal door (a grille door) as the entrance to the apartments and we can't get her out. We try to rescue her with a basket and some rope but she doesn't get in the basket, we go back and forth between calling her at the door and trying to get her in or pulling the basket, and something weird is that for some reason being on the floor with Franccesca, you could immediately notice the smell, the apartments smelled like shit.
Eventually my brother gets on the roof and Franccesca miraculously remembers that she can in fact jump, and get on the roof, then my brother catches it and she's like, wtf man? And scratches my brother for touching her.
Between my grandma, brother and me we finally got her inside and we noticed that awful smell again, it was sooo bad but whatever, it'll pass... Franccesca runs to my room and I follow her to see if she has any injuries and as I take it a horrible realization overcomes me, it wasn't the apartments, it was her.
My cat smells like shit.
My cat smells like shit because she is in fact covered in shit.
So I have to clean her up, it's just too much poop and I can't leave her like that.
It was so bad that this kitten that just scratched my brother for touching her didn't put up any fight during the bath, she stayed nice and still while I bathe her up.
And there she is cleaning herself again after the bath, she's fine, her collar was covered in poop too so I'm waiting for it to dry before putting it on her again.
That's all for today, have a good night and take care of your cats.
Meet my crazy crack-head cat Teddy. All 21 pounds of his chunk, silly glory. He’s blue eyes and mixed with Siamese so he’s got that a-hole quality about him.