#crazy opportunity

[raycatzdraws]

idk if u still have requests open, BUUUT i personally never knew remlits could fly back up and thusly never threw one off skyloft. i was shocked when i saw a clip of someone doing that. maybe that w sky + the links?

YEAH! BYE KITTY!!!

Alternate ending under the read more!

(Twi doesn't know the remlits fly, but he knows Sky can SOOOO

Sky knew what he was getting into xD )

#happy valentines day!!! throw the cat off skyloft! :D #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu sky #lu twilight #requests #comic #an opportunity to scare Twi HEHEHE #went crazy with this one with the colored comic #I really like your art ///0v0/// uhmm uuu #thank you for the ask!!!!

[rassebers]

Now you all have 5 seconds to wish him a happy birthday

#my rart #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mob psycho 100 #btw this year (2023) hed be 25 and that information killed me instantly #but also i was grinning as if i were crazy because it was an awesome opportunity to draw adult mob again #love you mop

[konigsblog]

Ugh I'm so desperate for more of Farmer! König fucking us so hard and filling us with his seed, loving our small size so he can handle us however he wants :P

just like me :( i love size kink AND könig. both together? heaven, the best thing to write about.

cw; farmer!könig, size kink, manhandling

it's in könig's nature as a large man to manhandle you about the place, especially when he takes a good look at your small frame. your petite body against his sweaty body, the harsh scent of sweat and cologne mixed together familiar to you; comforting.

könig's favourite place to fuck you is outside during august's summer. august's sun glowing down on your bodies when he has you laying against the grass, panties drenched in his cum and your slick after he was finished humping your cunt. you whimpered, feeling his hot, large hands wrap around your waist and pick you up onto his lap. he wanted you to bounce onto his cock.

he pulled your lace panties to the side, his huge cock still hard and sticky from cumming all in your favourite pair of panties. you whimpered when you felt the huge, hot, rock shaft rut and grind against your slit, feeling him lift you up slightly by your hips – his large hands dwarfing them – and push you down onto it by the tip.

you gasped, biting your lip, your eyes wide and looking into his silver ones. you grinded against him while he guided you, fucking you down onto his fat dick while you gripped where his hands laid. with one hand barely wrapping around his thick wrists and the other laying on his stomach, you felt him buck into you at the same rhythm he pushed and fucked you down. “just-so fuckin' small, sonnenschein.” he huffed, head thrown back when you clutched around him.

the tightness of his balls and the roughness he had you at, you moaned out in bliss. riding him like the sweet, little thing you are and treating your farmer rightfully after a long and hard day. you could only whine and mewl at the stretch of his huge cock, especially in comparison to your smaller body. he was piercing you, spearing you on his dick while he used your body and fucked you silly.

you felt yourself getting closer slowly, walls begining to throb and pulse around his girth rapidly. könig frantically fucked you down, both hands squeezing your hips tightly as he breathed out, grunting lowly with his eyes shut tightly when you squeezed him. you creamed around him unexpectedly when he slammed upwards into your drooling hole. the tip seeping precum and your cunt weeping, wettening his dick with your sweet fluids.

#farmer könig 🫐 #drives me crazy when i have the opportunity to write about size kink #favourite kink #orla speaks #könig #könig x reader #konig call of duty #konig cod #konig mw2 #konig #konig x reader #konig smut

[coarsely]

#brieuc.txt #polls #writeblr #writers on tumblr #i guess 4000 words isnt that crazy but i always think chapters should give a reader an opportunity to get up and stop

[clouvu]

Genshin catgirl yuri on the brain

#genshin impact #kirara #lynette #kiranette #back at it again drawing a delusional side pairing I like just to never draw them again <3 #just cant believe after 10000 years genshin finally gave us the opportunity to have a real authentic catgirl x catgirl yuri pairing #Bonus points for one of them being relatively normal to human society and the other fully embracing what it means to be a catgirl #:I x :3 dynamic real #random side note its crazy the influx of activity im getting now on my feed because after harassing tunglr support my shadow ban is no more #so welcome new followers im literally the same here as i am on twitter #just significantly more annoying because i can and will scream in the tags #ANYWAYS back to my arledrone delusions soon enough

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy was in love with annabeth at the same time he was developing a crush on rachel. and the guilt consumed him for weeks. because he wanted to be with both of them. but felt like he was supposed to pick one. so he just never said anything to either one of them about it. and just let the chips fall. until he got older and summoned the courage to confide in annabeth about feeling like there was something wrong with him his whole life. and then annabeth just validates the shit out of his polyamorous desires. and calls rachel over so the three of them could give it a shot just for the fun of it. and it ends up being an extremely healing thing for all three of them.

#call me crazy if you want #but percy was canonically attracted to both of them #so polyamorous!percy is what i'm going with #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #rachel elizabeth dare #perachabeth textposts #perachabeth content #perachabeth headcanon #perachabeth was a missed opportunity imo

[sad-endings-suck]

so bf of taigen to recover from life threatening wounds, just so he can hike all the way to kohama village from master eiji’s forge, buy the best food you can possibly find there, hike all the way back, and then proceed to promptly plop said food right in front of mizu and watch her eat all of it. dosen’t even blink. those dumplings are a childhood nostalgia food for him and he did not eat a single one. literally recovered from his injuries just enough to leave on his own, solely so he could go get food for mizu, and only for mizu. he didn’t get dumplings for anyone else, not even himself. he hates kohama, but he’ll go walk straight into the village centre that smells like the fish on his dad’s fists, just to purchase the only good thing from his childhood in that place, proceed to enjoy none of it, and offer it all to mizu with absolutely no expectations.

#blue eye samurai #and of course it doesn’t make up for his bullying and other utterly condemable behaviours towards mizu. that’s not the topic of this post #or my point rn #my point is the very personal selfless act of kindness he makes almost naturally like it is breathing #‘’​he’s not a good man but he could be a great one’’ #‘’… he (Taigen) BELIEVES he loves you (Akemi) very much.’’ - Mizu #oh mizu he’s got it bad for you #and she knows it #taigen blue eye samurai #taimizu #blue eye samurai meta #no you don’t get it #for ONCE in his life this man doesn’t take the opportunity to complain #that’s crazy #taigen’s all time favourite hobby is complaining. so if he’d really rather buy food for his nemesis/future bf/gf then he’s down BAD #mizu blue eye samurai #mizu x taigen #mizu #taigen #taizu #mizu/taigen #bes taigen #bes mizu #blue eye samurai analysis #mizu bes #taigen bes #taigen/mizu #taigen x mizu

[floorpancakes]

i was looking through official art again and why does this look like watanuki is the patron saint of nonbinaryism in some ancient religious fresco

#not to say he doesnt already all the time #but the colour usage and layout of this pic is giving mad mediterranean church energy for some reason #its the halo lol that and the butterflies are making me have nbvision #xxxholic #me pretending like im a conspiracy theorist when i just rly believe in that hc for him #i love any opportunity to act like im a little bit crazy and based

[scratchlock]

you know... the ultimate horse girls are cowboys.......

#idk why it took me so fucking long to make the connection of ride horse -> oh my god cowboy but i did it eventually #jean vicquemare #myart #disco elysium #drew this rewatching a few more dollars. because im just crazy like that #i fucking love cpwboys i will take any and all opportunities to make my favorite things cowboys you donty understand

[skyrayroost]

These experimental pieces were the result of me fucking around with Krita for a bit.

They were all requests from @an-ev-ent-full-time and @architect-lumicent during that time.

Featuring their lovely ocs and of course the OG Al-An :]

#subnautica below zero #subnautica oc #subnautica fanart #subnautica #al an subnautica #i still prefer ibispaint on my ipad with my finger #art tablet drivers DRIVE ME crazy #but these were still fun regardless #and i'm happy it gave me the opportunity to draw these guys

[suntails]

I’m going to paint you a picture of modern communication, and how it is fundamentally broken.

Let’s look at one friend. You chat pretty much everyday, and mostly talk to this person on twitter and discord, with occasional tumblr DMs. That’s three places you talk. But that’s actually not true, because you also have each other’s priv twitters and talk there as well. That’s four. Now account for, let’s say, one post reply per account per person, in addition to your DMs. That’s eight. But that’s ALSO not true, because not only do you talk in discord DMs with each other, but you’re in a friend group server as well! And you talk in those channels together! That’s nine.

This is one friend.

Now look around you. How many friends, how many mutuals are you in contact with. A few, a handful, a dozen, more? How many accounts per person do you have, how many places can you send each other posts, devolve into separate topics and conversations? How many people text you as well. Friends, family, coworkers? What do you do day to day around catching up, what IRL commitments will rip you away long enough to let the pile build again?

I can’t do it. I cannot live an actual life in the real world and balance this much interaction, it’s crushing. I reply to a friend’s post because I’m interested in the subject, I want to have a discussion! I WANT to talk about it with them, but I immediately kick myself for adding another conversation to the pile. Day by day, I ignore messages for hours on end and watch mountains pile around me, to reply en masse at the end of the night to let the cycle repeat. I wake up to six discord DMs and as I clear the third, the first replies back again.

We weren’t meant to have thirty simultaneous conversations. We weren’t. And you know in your bones that the number isn’t an exaggeration.

#hush catríona #this is essentially copy pasted from my twt last week but made a touch more coherent #iiiii spiral about this pretty regularly. i think this is the 4th or 5th time ive gone on this spiel bc its agonizing #i feel horrific guilt for ignoring messages for so long. and its absolutely voluntary. but i cant FUNCTION like this i cant DO it #i have friends where we talk Every Single Day and i LOVE them so much. so unfathomably much. but it KILLS me #hell take my roomie for example. one of my fav ppl in the world. we text- twit dm- discord dm- ig dm- reply to posts. thats five right? #i guess!!! but we also LIVE TOGETHER. i see them in real life and talk to them out loud with my voice and its still this much to add on!!!! #and i feel like nobody else talks abt this shit and it makes me feel crazy. am i the only person completely debilitated by this??? #i dont want this to come across as like ‘boohoo we get it ur sooo popular’ that is NOT what this post means #i think a lot of ppl big acct or small. fandom or otherwise. talk to a dozen ppl online. and i dont get how anyone copes #this is agony. and every single time i ever make a post? its another opportunity to add to the pile #i only reply to comments on posts on twt and this is why. i cant DO it i cant keep up. i see every tag and im so grateful but i cant ever #reach out. i cant add to the pile. theyre already taller than me

[dickfuckk]

A love letter to the hair team for OFMD

Inspired by and dedicated to @bizarrelittlemew You should also check out her fic Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe that mentions Hair several times ✌️

#ofmd #our flag means death #video #tw flashing #just in case #dickpics #it's what i call hurlumhejhus (crazy house/funhouse) editing #this might be up there as one of the stupidest videos i've ever made #definitely the stupidest video i've ever published at least #ida i hope this video satisfied your need for a hair video hfdjskal #i did admittedly make it more stupid than i had to but the song is stupid ghdfjksla #also when life gives you the opportunity to form a heart around ed then you gotta take it #emotional video #as you can tell stede is very touched by the whole thing

[lime202]

Yeah,

that color soulmate AU but the first colors Akaza sees are the colors of Kyojuro's spirit during battle and even when the hues of the rest of the world come into the demon's vision, they still pale in comparison to those fiery, dignified eyes that cauterized him that one fight.

Right, yeah, and then Kyojuro tries to trick himself into thinking that it is simply an effect of encountering an Upper Moon, not wanting to accept that he is truly bound to something so inhuman, but when he keeps stumbling upon evidence of Akaza's humanity, his vision is made just a little bit more colorful with each encounter.

Yeah?

#has anyone done this yet #if no one has then I will #ao3 writer #akaren #renkaza #ao3 fanfic #warm and cool colors and how they meld together by the end of the story that's crazy #let us feast upon this color symbolism #could be a research opportunity for color theory #soulmate au #fic prompt

[mewnia]

Did a fun fairy drawing based on the passionflower :P

#fairy #flower #passionflower #illustration #look man #I see an opportunity to do a purple/yellow color palette and I go crazy okay #it’s my fav #mewnia's pawprints

[tradingjack]

trigun panel redraws from the first 5 chapters

#trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #rem saverem #drawing #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art #comic #manga #trimax #panel redraw #trimax goes so crazy. though early trigun you can kinda tell nightow wasnt quite sure what direction he really wanted to go lol #it's still phenomenal work. I'm having so much fun going through it #im taking the opportunity of looking for panels to redraw to also really like. study the story lol #i'm also so bad at intentionally messy hatching lmaoo i cant do it T^T #all of these are done on little cards :D i'm keepin em in a little case for now #i figure if i take my ww cosplay out again i can hand em out to people who stop me for a pic or a compliment yk #idk what panel i'm gonna do when i finally reach 5th moon. there's so many crazy things

[greensaplinggrace]

leigh bardugo’s seemingly nonexistent grasp of military and government structures, basic politics, and real world oppression is honestly bewildering. like sometimes I’ll read a part of shadow and bone and have to literally stop and recollect my braincells. truly what an unparalleled experience.

#annotating these books is certainly interesting #in the way studying the ideals of someone who's been living under a rock is #shadow and bone #sab #sab salt #grishaverse #sorry guys this is more negativity #i have to get this out of my system soooo bad #rereading these books is Doing Things to me #especially because there are actually some good parts in them and it drives me SO CRAZY #how many missed opportunities and wasted potential this series has #myramblings #anti leigh bardugo #beware lol #sab critical #darkling slander sunday