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[Roger lets out a scream]

John: Is he happy or sad?

Brian: I'm not sure. I've never heard him make that sound before.

Freddie: I once heard him make that sound, and I assure you, he was happy.

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John: Impatience is your middle name.

Freddie: Virtue was already taken.

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Freddie: Brian freaked out because I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-

John: That’s grease, Fred.

Freddie: Well, it’s wet, isn’t it?

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Joe: [writing in his diary] Dear diary, how are you? I'm fine.

Joe:

Joe:

Joe: [groaning and continuing] Okay, I'm not fine. You got me. God, you're good.

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Freddie: I don’t have a favorite bandmate. How could you even think that? All of my bandmates are of totally equal importance and worth.

Jim: It’s Deaky, isn’t it?

Freddie: I can’t help it, he has those “love me tender” eyes and I’m weak.

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Brian: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Gwilym: I would say infinitesimally.

Joe: Yes, and I would say teenely weenely. We all know words.

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Brian: Am I right, Deaky?

John: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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Roger: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.

John: You're not gonna be young forever.

Roger: Yes, but I'll always be stupid.

[silence. He looks around]

Roger: Let's not all rush to disagree.

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Roger: What?

Brian: Nothing... it's just I'm so used to seeing you act like a 12-year-old all the time, it's refreshing to see you as a father.

Roger: It makes you want me, right?

Brian: And there's the 12-year-old again.

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Roger, holding up an axe the band found: Mind if I axe you a question?

John: Roger...in my mind, I was like ‘don’t say that, that’s stupid,” and then my mind was like ‘Roger will say it,’ and sure enough…

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Freddie, to John, referring to Jim: Remember those days when I was always panicking about what he thought or what he wouldn't like?

John: Isn't this the same Freddie who sat under Jim’s window just to make sure he wasn't whispering other guys’ names in his sleep?

Freddie: Ancient history.

John: Uh, that was yesterday.

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John: Please tell me you have a plan.

Freddie: No, I have a thing. It's like a plan, but with more greatness.

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Brian: You haven't called. Not once!

Roger: You said you were over me.

Brian: And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that's what you wanted to hear.

Roger: Well, that's the funny thing about me. I tend to hear the actual words people say and accept them at face value.

Brian: That's stupid.

Roger: I accept that.

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Freddie: Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on!

John: [annoyed] What?

Freddie: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?

John: Oh boy.

Freddie: I'm just not sure. 'Cause at first, I looked in the mirror and I thought, 'Yes, definitely a huge improvement!'

John: Do you actually need me for this conversation?

Freddie: And then I thought, 'Maybe it's not that I'm more beautiful today, maybe I was just as beautiful yesterday, only I lacked the self-esteem to recognize it!'

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Brian: It's Sunday morning. Shouldn't you be slinking home from a scandalous liaison?

Roger, smirking: Would you be jealous if I were?

Brian: In your dreams.

Roger: Actually, in my dreams, you're never jealous. In my dreams, you just join—

[Brian shoves some toast into Roger’s mouth]

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John [asking about Roger’s whereabouts]: I wanna find a blonde in a Union Jack tee. And I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.

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