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foureyesandpizza · 5 years
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Midoriya and Bakugo's relationship in a nutshell
Midoriya: Hey Kacchan, your shoelaces ar-
Bakugo: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking shithead? I’ll have you fucking know I graduated top of my class in the middle school, and I’ve been fucking involved in numerous fucking villain raids, and I have fucking confirmed 300 fucking kills. I am fucking trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top fucking hero in the entire fucking UA. You are nothing to me but just another fucking target. I will fucking wipe you the fuck out with fucking explosion the likes of which has never been fucking seen before on this fucking Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can fucking get away with saying that shit to fucking me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fanboys across the UA and your quirk is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fucking storm, shithead. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little fucking thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fucking bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the howitzer impact and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little fucking shithead. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Deku.
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Midoriya: You're such a good person, Kacchan. Now, let me suck your dick.
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