Tumgik
#ctue guy
vypridae · 4 months
Note
Tumblr media
HE IS SUCH A LITTLE BUG🫂🫂🫂
HES SO CTUE AIWHRDG JES JSUT ALITLTE GUY AUAGH !!!1
2 notes · View notes
asksintheapartment · 6 months
Note
you guys banter is cute lmao -ca
exxcuse me we r not ""cute" we r freinds friendds are not "ctue"
2 notes · View notes
jigsaw173 · 2 years
Text
GUYS YOU WILL NOT BELUEVE WHAF I JSUT IMPUSLE BOUGHT ITS SO CTUE
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
10 notes · View notes
mandelene · 5 years
Note
Mattie’s on a date at the movie theater and he looks over and his DADS ARE A FEW SEATS OVER AHH (unlike the last anon this never happened to me but I think it’s ctue!)
This will be the last one for tonight, guys! But stay tuned because I have another drabble event planned for the morning!
Thanks for the prompt, anon! And I’m sorry this one turned out angstier than I planned lol. I hope that’s okay and you still enjoy it!
How to Ruin a Date
Word Count: 559
Okay, this isn't so bad, Matthew thinks as he's getting comfortable in his movie theater seat. This is his first time going on a date, and he's been admiring this boy in his ninth-grade class all year. His name is Lewis, and not only is he super smart, but he also has hazel doe-eyes that make Matthew want to melt every time he looks at him. 
He let Lewis pick the movie, mostly because he didn't want to pick something lame and ruin his chances at a second date. Besides, he's not very savvy when it comes to films anyway. Something tells Matthew he's going to be too distracted by Lewis's close presence next to him to even follow what's going on in the actual movie. 
The trailers start playing, and Matthew tries to relax and be cool. No need to be so high-strung. It's gonna be okay. It doesn't have to be awkward unless he makes it awkward...
"What a stupid premise for a film..." 
"Shhh!" 
Matthew frowns. He knows those voices. 
Oh god. Why does he recognize those voices? 
He wants to die. 
"Hey, Lewis? I'm just gonna run to the bathroom really quickly before the movie starts." 
Lewis smiles magnificently at him and nods. "Sure thing." 
Matthew stands from his chair, arms and legs shaking with a mixture of anxiety and fury. He walks toward the general direction of where he heard the familiar voices. Unsurprisingly, just a few rows above where he and Lewis are situated, Matthew finds his parents -- his awful, humiliating, terrible parents! 
Both of them immediately look ashamed upon being caught, and Matthew scowls at them. He motions for them to follow him out of the theater, and they, fortunately, follow along without causing any more disruption. 
When they are outside and Matthew is certain it's safe to speak freely, his face becomes crimson as he shouts, "What is wrong with you guys? Why are you on my date with me? That's so embarrassing!" 
Dad and Papa both look down at the ground like children who have been up to no good and then offer him sheepish smiles. 
"We were just worried and thought you might need a ride home," Dad starts to explain. 
"If I needed help, I would have texted you. You had no right to follow me here!" 
Then, Papa tries to defend their actions. "You're our little boy -- we know how hard it was for us when we were young. We wanted to make sure you were okay. We know how nervous you can get." 
"It doesn't make me any less nervous to know you guys have been spying on me! In fact, it just makes it worse! Please, go home. If I need something, I'll call you -- that's why I have a phone, right?" 
Dad shuffles from foot to foot and sighs, "You're right, Matthew. We shouldn't have crossed the line like this. There are boundaries we should have respected."
"Thank you. Now could you both please go home?" Matthew asks, resisting the urge to cry. This is shaping up to be the first and worst date of his life. 
"For what it's worth, we're sorry," Papa says softly before giving Matthew a hug. "We love you." 
"Let go! Get away from me! You've ruined everything!" 
"Matthew!" 
Sometimes, he wishes he had different parents...
15 notes · View notes
Note
HMU with all the primes in that ask meme?
HGHJKJHGFGHJKJHGF holy fuck I gotta do this
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
No, okay maybe, nah if you think you are ugly I will disagree no matter what
3. Are you a virgin?
kindaaa 
5. Are you in love?
I wish 
7. Can you commit to one person?
Yes 
9. Describe your perfect mate
Someone who I can trust 
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes 
13. Do you get jealous easily?
already answered
15. Do you have any piercings?
no 
17. Do you like kissing in public?
yeah hell yeah!
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
pfft nah 
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Of course!
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Sure, although its ending so odds are it wont happen 
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
I wish 
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
no 
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
One time I saw someone so pretty I didn’t know what to do with myself 
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
nah 
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
nope 
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
I keep my crushes a secret 
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
probably most of the time 
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
nope 
43. How long was your longest relationship?
none 
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
absolutely none
47. How old are you?
18 years old 
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
the fact that they are nonexistent 
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
My bf/gf IF I HAD ONE 
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Nope
55. Share a relationship story.
Im a lonely fuck :(
57. Things you want to say to an ex
nothing 
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Look at # facetag 
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
how ctue they are 
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
intimate moments in bed 
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
idk but if I did it’d probably be like saying how much my partner meant to me 
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Going to a library or museum 
69. What turns you off?
being a meanie >:(
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
oooh boy you do not want to know 
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
idk a smooch on the cheek 
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
nothing ;-;
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
as long as it isn’t pedophilia, is fine 
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
nada 
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
idk 
83. Who was your first kiss with?
no one ;-;
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
yeah sure if I knew them to a degree 
okay you asked for it 
1 note · View note
ares857 · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet finds
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
28 notes · View notes
ares857 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
58 notes · View notes
ares857 · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
12 notes · View notes
ares857 · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
13 notes · View notes
ares857 · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
14 notes · View notes
ares857 · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
19 notes · View notes
ares857 · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
8 notes · View notes
ares857 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
internet finds
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
17 notes · View notes
ares857 · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
8 notes · View notes
ares857 · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
internet find
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
8 notes · View notes
ares857 · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
internet finds
If you want this project to continue, you can use the Paypal donation button on the web page of the blog. Any donation is welcome.
38 notes · View notes