Jasper has Y/N. And she absolutely refuses to stay in forks when they leave.
So she comes with the Cullens. (Edward is pissed about this, Jasper is just happy he doesn’t have to leave her in forks)
Shenanigans ensue, surprise motherfucker, Vampires can get humans pregnant.
As far as I remember, the Cullens stayed away for like 6 months?
Y/N and Jasper fooled around because what else are they gonna do, play chess? With a guy who lead a newborn army? No thank you he’d destroy her in chess.
She ends up pregnant.
Surprise surprise, this shit is growing fast
So basically Bellas pregnancy but they aren’t in forks, and Jasper can feel the emotions of the baby because if Edward was able to hear Renegades thoughts, Jasper can feel his kids emotions.
Of course even if this is all happening, the Cullens still don’t contact Bella.
When the whole ’Depresso Edward goes to Italy‘ saga goes on, Alice comes to Bella and eventually has to admit that there are some changes with the family except how Edward is being stupid in Europe.
Yada yada, Eddie boy is alive, the Cullens come back
”who is the child“
”why is Y/N a vampire…?“
Turns out, it’s actually quite surprising to have your boyfriends family come back home only for there to be a child that looks oddly like Jasper and Y/N and for the only other human to now be a vampire
A random headcanon: Carlisle and Esme are equally perfectionist and competitive. When their kissing, tickling, and whispering gross the others out, Emmett saves the day with Overcooked.
"You can't dodge a fireball like this. >:( "
"But thunder reaches further! :D"
Desensitivizing the fun police (affectionately).
It may not have worked as hoped, even if they didn't fall.
(Cullen has mismatched socks because he can't be bothered and Little Brother the horse is a very chaotic neutral small steed.
You can read his villain origin story here.)
Featuring Aisling's doodles on the note he got her as a protest.
Also yes I read the tag and canon approved, Cullen is the only one who can read her horrible cursive. BUT, Dorian and Solas have joined forces and compiled a dictionary and a manual on Aisling Epigraphy to decipher her writing.
Thank you @shivunin for sending me the original meme that worked as a pose reference for the first image (and hey! Check her writing, she's GOOD.)
Once, all the batkids (plus Harper and Cullen and Barbara, minus Damian) were filming videos. When Damian asked why they were doing said videos, they all collectively replied with "for the vine!". When Damian asked them what Vine is, they were horrified.
Then, a few days later, one of the batkids (tim maybe) finds Damian and Jon recording videos. When asked why they were recording them, the 2 kids collectively said "for the tiktok". In his horror, Tim (or whoever else) called all the batkids and Kon and told them what the 2 had said. After that incident, the 2 kids were forced to sit down and listen as the entirety of the batkids and Kon explained what Vine is.
Alternatively, Kon also says "for the tiktok" and is forced to sit with the kids.
My completed core lineup for Cass!!Her team is called The Unbreakables because their theme and reason for forming is that they're all victims of parental abuse!