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#cuter than you
noircultkid · 2 years
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbeeee🐽
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theannoyeddragon82 · 10 months
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wow these bitches are really fucking gay
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the-shy-wolf · 5 months
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What if he pressed a cold, wet nose against your cheek?
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kneelingshadowsalome · 4 months
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eating König x high school sweetheart up like a buffet tbh [Gordon Ramsey voice] finally some good fucking food 🤌🔥
What if König and Sweetheart had an oops baby? Sweetheart is estatic because it’s the best of both of them and König would be the best dad! You’ve overcome your pasts to build a sweet little future together!!
He agrees that he would be the best dad (to anyone else’s baby, not hers 😤) but is panicking because his plans to leave her in the dust have been effectively put on hold for 18 years. She didn’t baby trap him, he obvs baby-trapped her!! He’s goes into Turbo Cope Mode and convinces himself that no one will want her as a single mom, and that no one is more qualified to raise HIS baby than HIM. He’ll play happy family for now (⬅️ will play happy family forever).
I just imagine him breeding her like crazy ("out of revenge") until there's 5 carbon copies of him and her running around and calling him 'daddy' and her, 'mommy' :) It stopped being an "oops" at the third one but he simply can't stop himself!
He wasn't sure what his plan was but it def wasn't this: her being like a ray of sun when he comes back home, kids running around everywhere and practically climbing him like koalas, asking if he has anything for them, the oldest even snatches his knife out of it's sheath when he's preoccupied with grabbing this crawling little thing on the floor before it bonks its head.
"The babysitter cancelled at the last minute," she breaths a smile and a kiss on his lips while the 3 months old baby König is staring at them wide-mouthed. "Perhaps it's a good thing, otherwise you'd have too much time in your hands to knock me up again..."
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palskippah · 2 months
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Hii it's posting hours (1 AM :'v)
Just some mommy Peach drawings bc I love her 🙏she's the cutest as a mom pipipi
I say she's very emotional and cries sometimes from the sheer happiness of having two (2) babies with Mario (also bc said babies look a lot like him, she's so happy for that). Also, she ugly cried when each of their daughters was born.
Actually, I don't know if Peach makes sounds when she cries those little rivers like in Super Princess Peach,, but in my heart she does 😔the silliest crying sounds ever
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esmiara · 9 months
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Reading time
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front-facing-pokemon · 2 months
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chonidale · 5 months
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2.18 | 4.08 | 4.17
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darth-sonny · 8 months
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those pictures of grumpy cats next to newborn babies, but make it Mayhem and Kirby
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silly-ink · 7 months
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💥🐍 The future is bulletproof 🐍💥
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sidetongue · 7 months
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Manny!
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drawbauchery · 5 months
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Not me still coloring these old posts- (elaboratejellyfish)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD
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fallenumbra · 4 months
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I promised that i will draw them again sometime so here are some fast sketches (that took me way more than i anticipated, but STILL!)
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First sentence game!
The hair flowed through his fingers like sunlight upon water, shimmering and elusive within his grasp.
Small Barahir let out the sweetest sigh against Finrod's neck.
Bregor's youngest was only a little heavier than he had been when Felegund first arrived, but less feverish; and his breathing was good, now, strong inside his little lungs, his fist tight around his tresses.
It had been a fretful first winter, with little rest since the first frightened messenger came half-sick himself to Nargothrond, begging the king's healing. But now the days were growing longer, warm sunlight lifted thick clouds of mist from the riverside and the lake, and Bregor was free to go hunting and ice-fishing, now, with someone to tend the children; his wife strong herself, her work much needed tending the sheep and goats in the hillside.
By the hearthside, Finrod sang the last of the winter away, quietly, against Barahir's dear wisps of hair; his heart wrenched in his chest, a little shattered with love, whenever another handful of hair was tugged from its braids.
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maxbanshees · 3 months
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got some cyanotypes up on the shop! :~)
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goldensunset · 1 year
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what if they gave you the actual arcphone instead of just a case
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