#danplan Incorrect quotes

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

[REDACTED]: "As your best friend-"

Schmitty: "Cookie is my best friend."

[REDACTED]: *pulls out a knife*

[REDACTED]: "AS YOUR BEST FRIEND!"

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[thewarblersapologist]

hunter: why are you calling me at 3 AM?

sebastian, stuck on a math problem: i need your help.

hunter: okay, cover the corpse in ice. i’ll be there in 5.

sebastian: what-

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[incorrect-webtoon-quotes]

Your Wings and Mine: #1

Amon: If you guys had to defend yourselves in a house alone what would you use?

Shealtiel: My trusty phone! 911!

Luci: The several knives I have taped on my body, obviously.

Shealtiel: And you'd give them great hugs?

Luci: I mean… yeah?

Belias: I think they would notice the massive pointy object protruding from your shirt.

Amon: Uhh, okay, Shealtiel, if you had no phone what would you do?

Shealtiel: I don't know, a fire extinguisher? I would spray them and get away.

Belias: Like a squid?

Amon: What about you, Belias? What would you do?

Belias: Anything that is an oily substance and a matchstick!

Luci: You’re going to burn your house down…

Belias: I have insurance. I can say I was out of town and some people decide to set my house on fire which there will be bodies for.

Shealtiel: Why did you ask anyway?

Amon: Well I was planning on going on vacation but I think that's no longer on the table.

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[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: If you have to defend yourselves in a house by yourselves what was use?

Seungkwan: My trusty phone! 911!

Chan: The several knives I have taped on my body, obviously.

Hansol: And you'd give them great hugs?

Chan: I mean yeah.

Seungkwan: I think they would notice the massive pointy object protruding from your shirt.

Seungcheol: Uhh, okay, Kwan, if you had no phone what would you do?

Seungkwan: I don't know, a fire extinguisher? I would spray them and run away.

Hansol: Likea squid?

Chan: Oh my god…

Seungcheol: What about you, Hansol? What would you do?

Hansol: Anything that is an oily substance and a matchstick!

Seungkwan: You’re going to burn your house down…

Hansol: I have insurance. I can say I was out of town and some people decide to set my house on fire which there will be bodies for.

Chan: Why did you ask anyway?

Seungcheol: Well I was planning on going on vacation but I think I might cancel.

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[biwblily]

Hosuh: Okay Dan, truth or dare?

Dan: Truth

Hosuh: How many hours have you slept this week?

Dan: ..Dare

Hosuh: Go to sleep

Dan: I don't like this game

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[burningmattresss]

Hosuh: *seriously injured*

Stephen: please don't be dead

Stephen: please don't be dead

Stephen: please please please don't be dead

Hosuh: I'm- I'm not dead

Stephen: I'm going to fucking kill you

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[bipbeep]

Stephen: Do you think Hosuh likes me?

Jay: Likes you as a friend?

Jay: Or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?

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[feelzing]

Incorrect Quotes

Person A: Worth it.

Person B: Getting kidnapped was worth two thin mint cookies?

Person A: Oh definitely.

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[a-wild-actuallyoddplan-sideblog]

Stephen: I’m willing to do a lot of things, but admitting to Hosuh that i’m cold after he explicitly told me to wear a jacket is not one of them.

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[incorrect-danplan-quotes]

Stephen: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Daniel: Is it me?

Stephen: It’s always you.

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[incorrectfand0m]

Daniel: Well, well, well, wellwellwellwellwell, well...

Jay: You’ve forgotten what you were going to say haven’t you

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[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Cookie: "I want to complain to HR!"

M. Bubbles: "I AM the HR."

Cookie: "Okay! Hey M. Bubbles! M. Bubbles has been harassing me!"

Both: *laugh*

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[i-love-drum]

Stephen: I don't like you please die in a fire

Hosuh: that's not nice

Stephen: I said please

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[xxautistic-multishipperxx]

Stephen: Hey, Has anyone seen my top?

Dan: Yeah, Hosuh's in the kitchen

Hosuh: *spits out water*

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[actuallytj]

Jay, opening the knife cabinet to no knives: >:O

Jay, busting into the bathroom to Jo showering: WE'RE OUT OF- Jo stop screaming, it's just me, WE'RE OUT OF KNIVES AGAIN—

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[biwblily]

Stephen, throwing Dan's lifeless body under the couch:

Hosuh, witnessing all of it:

Hosuh: Σ(ಠ_ಠ) What the fruck-

Stephen, inching backwards with a shocked expression: Look, I know I murdered Daniel, but let's watch the fucking language-

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