funniest fucking storyline in 911 by FAR is michael getting bored, so he starts spying on his neighbors. athena gets worried and sends bobby over who IMMEDIATELY supports michael's insane claim that his one neighbor is up to something hinky. michael's partner comes home and suggests they rummage through the trash for evidence. despite his obviously joking bobby and michael think this is a GREAT idea. bobby gives david a lecture about how this is a legal grey area. michael sneaks into the guy's apartment and gets hit in the head. athena comes by and is outraged, even though she probably should have known that sending her dumbass husband to her dumbass ex-husband would result in smth exactly like this.
and then they're RIGHT. just completely validated. it's great. i could watch this episode forever.
Penelope: Welcome to the BAU's first-ever Powerpoint party! I love that we're doing this!!! Before we start, let's go around the table and tell each other what our topics are. Me first! My Powerpoint is "Flirting and Botnets, or How I Accidentally Caught Not One But Two Serial Killers".
Derek: Nice, babygirl. Mine's "Tinder and Talking to the Police: How to Create A Profile That Works".
*The group snorts*
Rossi: I can't believe I'm doing this, but fine. I'm doing "How Not To Burn Your Pasta And Disrespect My Ancestors, Emily".
Emily: I thought it'd be "Four Weddings and a Funeral: The Life of David Rossi".
Rossi: I told you that as a backup.
Emily: Or "No Homo: The Real Backstory of the BAU".
Rossi: *hisses* I told you that in confidence!
Hotch: *sighs* What's yours, Emily?
Emily: Oh, that's easy. Emily in Paris.
Penelope, JJ, and Spencer: Too soon! Too soon!
Hotch: *closes his eyes briefly* Someone please go next.
Spencer: Well, I had a hard time narrowing my presentation down to a single topic because there are a number of topics that I thought the team may find interesting. I thought about pop culture influence on serial killers, the potential long-term effects of Mr. Scratch's cocktails (though I have to admit there's a bit of a personal bias there), the correlation between the crimes committed in hotter weather and colder weather and climate change--