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iwonderwh0 · 2 months

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Do you think Connor being able to see dried out thirium is due to him being able to see like in an ultraviolet light? Does it mean he can also see dried out sperm? Can he tell the difference between the two without tasting it?

*Walking into the cheap hostel bedroom*

Hank: "Hey what's with your face?"

Connor: "I think an android has been murdered in this room."

Hank: "What the- Wait, hold on, what makes you think so?"

Connor: "Oh, wait. There's a high probability that's not what happened."

Hank: "And what do you think happened?"

Connor: "Someone got laid."

Hank: "Huh? Can you explain your thought processes?"

Connor: "Remember how I can see the traces of thirium even when it evaporates?"

Hank: "Yeah, what does- Oh. Okay, I think I get- Oh, fu-"

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@konami-code-ao3 you saw that previous post and thought about some insane angst potential. I saw your response and thought about this shitpost. You 🤝 Me

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kidrunaway · 3 months

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nock-and-bolt · 9 months

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Sixty: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants

Gavin: The Scotts were right all along

Nines: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies

North: The Scotts were right all along

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matixsstuff · 1 year

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Part 11, laughing while crying rn

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trashpanda6000 · 4 months

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Connor: walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium Hank: "Connor, what did you think a tiger shark was?"

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detroitbecomeonline · 14 days

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Nines: Heat up the food for eight minutes. Gavin: Okay. microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep microwave beep Nines: Nines: why are you pressing that many buttons

#My friend and I are on Discord mic and she just sent me this in text as she heard this over mic (permission gotten to share ofc)#im nines he's gavin the reed900 strikes again im crying #he's so stupid #dbh #dbh incorrect quotes #reed900 #dbh textposts #mine #irl

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incorrectquoteslobby · 4 months

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Nines, tending to Gavin's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Gavin: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend

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kissoflightning · 5 months

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Fowler: The pizza's gone.

Hank: What? But...you said there'd be a pizza party!

Hank: For fucks sake! Who ate the rest of the pizza then?

Fowler: *Raises hands up in defense* I don't know!

Hank: God damn it Jeffrey! I need to know who ate it!

Fowler: *Frowns*

Fowler: I'm sorry. It was Perkins.

Hank: *Sighs heavily and storms out*

Hank: Fuck You!

Perkins: I got pizza and you didn't!

November 9th, 2038 - Hank & Connor return to the DPD after speaking with Kamski, only to find out that Perkins ate the last slice of pizza. In a fit of rage, Hank violently attacks him.

Incorrect descriptions of the events of Detroit: Become Human

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timberiswooding · 6 months

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Jericrew Incorrect Quotes

Markus: I owe you one. Simon: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Markus: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Simon! Simon: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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North: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Markus: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Markus: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room. North: Why did you say that so vaguely? Josh and I are literally the only people you called in here.

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mooseonahunt · 1 year

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✨DBH Characters As Conversations I've Overheard in Class✨

Nines: What's your blood type?

Gavin: B minus

Sixty: You need to study more...

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North: Does anyone know why the males have large, sharp canines?

Simon: To eat meat?

North: WRONG. TO DOMINATE OTHER MALES.

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Fowler: Why do men do the risky, dangerous things?

Fowler: Anyone?

*silence*

Fowler: It's to impress women.

Gavin: I do it to impress men, but you do you I guess.

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Hank: What's it called when the bones are on the inside?

Nines: Endoskeleton.

Sixty: Yeah, you'd know that if you let me talk about FNAF lore with you.

Hank: What the hell happens in FNAF that requires you to know about skeleton types?

Sixty: YOU'D KNOW IF YOU LET ME TALK ABOUT FNAF LORE WITH YOU.

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Tina: Has anyone ever called you a "tsundere?"

Gavin: I'm not a tsundere! I'm just an asshole.

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iwonderwh0 · 7 months

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Hank&Connor private investigator duo, Hank talking to the client for the first time

Client: and your partner...is he an android?

Hank (expecting the dialogue to go the usual way it goes): Yeah. Got a problem with that?

Client: No, just...why would he need you?

Hank: *stunned into silence*

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kidrunaway · 10 months

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dbh a thread

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nock-and-bolt · 1 year

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Connor, on his first day: Can you tell me the way to Lieutenant Anderson’s desk?

Officer Wilson: Yeah, sure. You go down there, you turn left, you look for a broken down, irritated and depressed middle-aged man looking like he’s functioning on two hours of sleep and one working brain cell, and you follow him.

Connor: He’ll take me to Lieutenant Anderson?

Officer Wilson: That is Lieutenant Anderson.

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matixsstuff · 1 year

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Part 10, a sudden urge to make more memes catched me today, probably because I have flu and I'm dying in my bed, stay healthy guys