BBS Dialogue Prompts: #301
BBS Alias's & IRL Names Prompts and Sentence Starters: [ 6 ]
NOGLA
You should probably answer Evan's call.
How about we blame Vanoss.
Vanoss has, like, got five presents, man.
Okay, up here, Brian.
Get out of the way, Grizzy!
Are you really going to run it, SMii7y?
Yes, SMii7y, you're in last.
You might catch up at this rate, Puffer's struggling.
Brian, we gotta go this way, I need you to come with me or else he's going to kill me.
Delirious, you bastard!
SMII7Y
Got any last words, Matt?
How is John alive?
Don't listen to John.
Let's go kill John.
What did you say, Puffer?
If John and I are doing so bad, we're gonna be so mad at each other.
John, ready up.
I fucking hate this one, John, you're about to be so mad at me.
John, let's start making out.
Okay, John, this is how we're doing this.
BIGPUFFER
What the fuck, SMii7y?
Matt, go make food.
Matt, you got ran over.
Wait, where's SMii7y?
You got it, Grizzy?
SMii7y, show him how it's done.
Grizzy, you fucking suck!
Grizzy, fuck up.
Hey, Grizzy, you should warp.
It's right next to Matt.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Moo's bleeding.
Go to that left room, Vanoss.
Why are you so tall, Nogla?
Vanoss, we're cooking this food together.
Vanoss, where did the meat go?
We lost Moo and Nogla on this adventure so far.
I apologize, Squirrel.
CaRtOoNz, there's a duck on top of me.
Run, Rilla!
Wait, what is CaRtOoNz going to do?
DEADSQUIRREL
Get back here, Delirious!
Delirious, survive, Delirious!
Delirious, do you like your new friend?
Delirious, it's you, stop!
Good work, Rilla!
That is your job, Bryce.
Delirious, get out of the fucking kitchen.
What is wrong with your arm, Bryce, it's flying everywhere!
Delirious, what are you doing?
Where the hell did you go, CaRtOoNz?
SILENTDROIDD
Brian isn’t…
Oh no, Brock is down.
Vanoss, do I look cool in my sunglasses?
It's a werewolf, Jiggly.
So, are we gonna get Nogla or something?
Come on, Brian, let's do a heist, I guess…
You sound a little too happy about that, Brian, but it's okay.
Brian, why is your eyes so watery, man?
Vanoss, it was me.
Come on, Brian, run!
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BBS incorrect quotes!!! Part 1.
Vanoss: Am i in trouble?
Brian: Take a guess.
Vanoss: No?
Brian: Take another guess.
Marcel, on the phone: Where are you?
Delirious: I told you, I'm at work.
Marcel: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese again?
*skee ball machine alarm gos off in the background*
Brian; You three, explain right now!
Tyler: It was Nogla.
Marcel: It was Nogla.
Vanoss: It was Nogla.
Nogla:
Nogla:... fuck.
Scotty: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Tyler: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Vanoss: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Panda: I joined the dumb stuff.
Marcel: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
*the gang is about to do something dangerous*
Vanoss: shouldn't someone give a pep talk?
Scotty: go ahead.
Vanoss: be careful.
Vanoss: don't die.
Brian: *holds back a laugh*
Scotty: great, we're all bloody inspired.
Marcel: delirious is so...
Scotty: annoying?
Panda: cute?
Nogla: funny?
Tyler: weird?
Marcel: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
Scotty: panda and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Vanoss: what did you do?
Scotty: he chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Panda: *walking in* who wants a steering wheel?
Brian: do you want some tea?
Delirious: what are the options?
Brian: yes or no.
Brian: fight me!
Tyler: ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*later*
Scotty: why is Tyler crying?
Panda: Brian kicked him really hard on the ankle.
Part 2 is coming soon!!!
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BBS Dialogue Prompts #310
Vanoss Crew Dialogue Prompts & Sentence Starters: [ 8 ]
VANOSSGAMING
Yeah, we gotta get out of here.
That would be one badass way to go.
Nevermind, you're not needed.
Hello, ghost person? What's your favorite color?
I wasn't scared at all, by the way, guys.
I'm obviously going to die first.
Jeez, relax, we're like four feet away.
Fuck, where's the lighter?
I spent three hundred dollars and we still don't get everything we need?
What the fuck was that, he broke the ouiji board.
He's haunting our utility bills.
I'm so alone and scared.
It doesn't look too dangerous.
I'm falling through the sky.
Wait, really, is that what you’re eating right now?
No, I’m fucking serious, dude.
My thing’s not working anymore.
There’s like an identical whale flying past my screen right now.
I tried to light it, it didn’t work.
I need admin rights.
TERRORISER
You're gonna flip, bitch.
Hey, get in the vehicle!
Okay, let's get the metal detectors.
Oh, I lived.
Oh my God, this actually worked really well.
Shut up about the elevator.
He's gonna fucking hate this.
We're gonna blow this up, right?
This is like a perfect welcoming gift, what a home.
The first thing you do is throw me under a fucking bus, how fucking dare you, you little fuck.
BASICALLYIDOWRK
He pushed me off!
I didn't fall, he pushed me off!
I got hit, I'm dead.
I didn't know that was an option.
Alright, backing out.
No hesitation.
You're crushing it right now.
Alright, I'm in, I'm in.
He grabbed me and killed me.
What just killed me?
COURAGEJD
I need you to look internally or something, and figure out where we can improve.
I trusted you this whole time, I knew you had it.
No you're not, right?
I just cheated.
Why is he doing jumping jacks in the middle of the run?
I'm right behind you, baby, I'm right behind you, daddy.
Telling you right now, that'd be so crazy.
See you guys in hell!
We're gonna lose, we're gonna be out.
I'm so far behind, bro.
SMII7Y
I saved myself.
He might be coming back.
We don’t need the drone right now.
How did you not die?
That's more like it.
Oh my bad, I thought you were going to kill me.
Shall we wait?
Bro, that’s nice as hell.
Nice driving you fucking idiot.
This was not worth it.
BLARG
Hello, hunter time.
I've been chasing this guy for five business days.
Get away from me, chair!
They look like a handsome couple.
Yeah, but I don't know how to use it.
Bitch, I shot it, don't worry.
So, what's the game plan right now?
Do you know how good I am at dying?
Watch this, I'm already dead.
Alright, I'm done my chores.
H2ODELIRIOUS
Get your bats out, we ain't playing games this time.
Stop fighting over the baby!
I'm leaving you guys.
We're fighting for that last slice of pizza right there.
We definitely need money, we’re low on cash.
What did he say? I didn’t hear him.
I shouldn’t piss them off.
I’m not good at maths, even easy maths, especially when I’m being put on the spot.
Ah, he killed me!
What’d you hit me with?
DEADSQUIRREL
I can never hit you!
Well, that's a lie.
It is what it is, sometimes.
Are you okay, are you down?
I never said we were smart.
I don't have good guns for this, I just realized that.
That grenade launcher would be beautiful right now.
I'm where we're supposed to be.
I'm out of ammo.
He's screaming his ass off.
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