#death by bread

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone was trying to ritually sacrifice me and I had to keep finding ways to escape and get out of it. I succeeded when I baked some of the best tasting bread in the world and ate it with the person trying to kill me. It distracted them long enough for me to wake up and I wish I could’ve taken the bread with me.

#dream #ritual sacrifice #horror #nightmare #baking #food #bread #eating #violence tw #murder tw #death tw

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

#destiel #panera #panera bread #lawsuit #wrongful death #castiel #dean winchester #breaking news

[lilybug-02]

me vibing to the absolute, most broad spectrum of music humanity can conjure

#this is normal...right :') #electroswing #my little pony music #Go_a #Ukrainian electrofolk #every sad song you can imagine #death metal #Barbie #little richard #taylor swift songs go so hard too #full blues #marching bands #piano playlists that last for hours #country songs <3 🤠 #bread #bongos #South and North Indian styles of music #god dang man I love music #“POP” OF COURSE!!! #many many musicals #i cannot even list all the ones i listen too. Legit

[slavicafire]

there are days like today when I am overcome with the gratitude and awe stemming from the simple realisation that everything I have comes from others. everything I am has been influenced by others. someone made the clothes I’m wearing, and someone also wore them before me. someone made the food I’m eating and the ingredients I’m buying, and they were arranged on the store shelf by someone too, and someone wiped the floor I walked on to buy it. someone delivered my letters and hundred of strangers worked to make the movie I watched last night, and my memories are filled with people and things they made and feelings they made me feel, and when I die someone will dig the hole for my coffin, too, and someone will take care of my belongings. I am never alone and I exist thanks to thousands and thousands of strangers

#sorry. mushy today. someone baked the bread I am eating even if just by controlling the machine #death mention #I guess #happy monday

[littlerosette]

i think more people should talk about how mr and mrs. everdeen’s relationship echoes that of peeta and katniss’s relationship and what this means for their obvious soulmatery

#the merchant x seam pairing #love at first listen (when they sing) #how katniss falls apart after peeta’s (spiritual) ‘death’ the same way her mother fell apart after her husband’s #i think suzanne purposefully infused everlark’s love story with a lot of magic and fatedness and symbolism #like i can go on and on about their epithets being the twelve wedding ceremony #and them getting ‘married’ as children when he gives her the bread #it’s so intentional and beautiful god i will never get over it #the hunger games #everlark #mr everdeen x mrs everdeen

[modmad]

now I’m imagining RGB taking those buzz feed quizzes that’s are like “what kind of bread are you?” and him getting mad because he is NOT a bagel

RGB is 100% a bagel though

#maybe because I love bagels #Hero is cinnamon roll #Assok is. also. a cinnamon roll. #Julienne is a baguette the only bread you can beat a man to death with #Melody is pan francés peruano for sure (most popular bread in peru!) #Tinker is a pretzel. don't ask me why okay just accept this. #Tailor is a chocolate croissant :3 #Dial is tricky. I think he'd be bread adjacent just to cause drama... like idk a danish pastry. or pizza. #Click is the most flavourless underbaked white bread. pre-sliced square 'is this plastic' mother fucker. you know the one. #and now im hungry so that's all folks

[feroluce]

Massive 4.2 Genshin Impact archon quest spoilers concerning Furina and her identity ahoy, but I kind of like the idea that like. After everything is said and done, when Neuvilette goes to Furina to tell her everything he saw, at the end of it he holds out his cupped hands and water condenses in them into a bubble.

Neuvilette tells her this was a gift, from Focalors. She had wanted to apologize. She knows she asked Furina to do something horrible. She knows she put her through the worst levels of hell and never even got to personally thank her after it all. With her execution, Furina's curse is broken, but she was forced to play a role for 500 years. 500 years. And that's. Something that is going to take a very very long time to unravel and work through. Years, at least.

So now, Focalors wanted to make her an offer. Longevity, not as a curse this time, but a blessing. Furina will not be immortal. But she will be able to take back the 500 years she lost and then some. She'll have plenty of time to rest, and then to heal, and then to do whatever she'd like. She can wander all of Teyvat by foot if that's what she wants, she'll have the time. She can go see every stage opera ever made. She can leave Fontaine for a generation or two or three and come back when she can start anew, when none of the humans will personally remember her.

She will have time to figure out who she is and what she wants to do. She can finally unearth all the things she buried over the last five centuries.

It's her choice, though. Neuvilette supports her either way. They find a pretty little bottle to put the water bubble in together, because Furina doesn't want to drink it just yet, she wants to think about it first. She's still going to leave for a while. Neuvilette supports that, too. But she takes the bottle with her, carefully wrapped up in cloth, and that's enough for him, just to know that she has the freedom of choice in her own life for perhaps the first time ever.

#neuvifuri #genshin impact neuvillette #genshin impact furina #genshin neuvillette #genshin furina #I'm normally not one to ahy away from major character death. like. at ALL. #shit dude that's my bread and butter right there #but for some reason it's just not cathartic for me with Furina like it is with other characters #it's just!! #after suffering for **500 YEARS** the 60-80 she would have left as a human doesn't feel like enough #it doesn't feel fair #she should get to have more time than that to be happy and have fun #she saved an entire nation! she's earned it!! #rest via either death or longevity; both are extremely good and valid. this is just my personal preference #genshin impact #genshin 4.2 #genshin impact 4.2 #Neuvilette #furina #(and I would like to think that Furina does go on a journey- but she returns to Fontaine eventually) #(and it's maybe not when she first comes back. it's maybe not for a long time.) #(but there is a day when Furina goes to Neuvilette and tells him she has something to give him. something important.) #(and she hands him an empty bottle)

[sic-vita]

The Sandman | A series of Morpheus moping (1.06)

feed the birds, tuppence a bag

#the sandman #sandman #tom sturridge #morpheus #kirby howell baptiste #dream of the endless #death of the endless #sicvita:sandman #sue's things #the way he hugs the BREAD is so funny to me #he's being so emo and goth #also i love how morpheus loves feeding pigeons #mary poppins #i was thinking of buying mary poppins tickets #and thought of this scene again

[derangedrhythms]

Those who were not afraid of death and so would touch it, pull it closer to their body.

Sophie Mackintosh, from 'Cursed Bread'

#sophie mackintosh #cursed bread #prose #death

[baldurspeen69420]

This is not BG3 related at all disclaimer, just blowing off steam about my life:

My girlfriend just got diagnosed with Celiac disease, and with her circumstances and diagnosis, that means no gluten and no dairy forever (as far as we know currently)

She's devastated and goddamn it's hard to see someone you love so sad, but I'm taking the fuck it we ball approach

If she's no gluten and no dairy, guess what so am I - bread can kiss my ass!!!!!!!!!!

It's going to be a huge change but FUCK IT WE BALL!! I've already made a Pinterest, I'm following a bunch of new celiac Youtubers, I am going to learn to make the tastiest damn gf and df meals and baked goods ever conceived or I will die trying AND I will be that girl calling the restaurant beforehand if we go out to make sure everything is legit and safe

This is my whole life now this is my new personality, BG3 is now my second personality, I'm Celiac chick now

#not bg3 #celiac #celiac disease #gluten free #if I see bread in the grocery store now I will punch it to death #rye? barley? eat shit!! #milk?? more like pilk get that shit out of here

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My family was the cast of Family Guy, staying in a house built into a really big tree that was haunted by a big monster that couldn’t get onto the second floor. The owner of the house (a talking frog) kept trying to get us eaten every night by baiting us into a large bathtub with garlic bread, where the monster could get at us. Brian died because he wanted a cigarette.

#dream #family guy #family #haunted #monster #frog #garlic bread #food #horror #nightmare #death tw

[jinnazah]

what kills me is how people here in the west are so …. willfully, blissfully, ignorant of what’s transpiring in palestine. like i have even seen poc, even seen HIJABIS still buying starbucks and i’m like …… i guess dumbfounded at this point. “oh but it’s just one drink” “oh but my one dollar won’t make a difference if i spent it or not” “well it’s not my problem, the middle east is always at war”

are people so arrogant they think they are the exception to what’s happening in palestine? in fact. the victim blaming against the palestinians is insane “well they should’ve just left” “well they should’ve agreed to a ceasefire” “well they shouldn’t have let hamas take over” you guys make me sick to my stomach!!!! my god this rhetoric is so narcissistic it hurts!!!!!

#like i eat and i think of palestine i think of the children starving to death in gaza i think of people making bread from CAT FOOD #i sleep i think how i can’t sleep unless my dog is warming my feet or i wake up groggy without my humidifier #people in gaza can’t even sleep they can’t even rest the killing the violence doesn’t even stop for a minute!!! #i wear my expensive clothes i do my makeup i do my hair i wear mt perfume and i want to cry thinking that like #are the women of gaza not worthy? do they not deserve this level of luxury or happiness? #will the little boys and girls of gaza ever get to play with their moms makeup and ruin it in the process? #i don’t know how anyone can let anything else consume their minds these days #shame on you. may your time also come. may the world look away in remembrance of those you scorned #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #free palestine #free gaza #free the west bank #occupied palestine #israel is a terrorist state

[ritzy-handz]

...🍜 🍜 🍜 × 🍜 🍜 🍜 × 🍜 🍜 🍜...

izzy and frenchie !

#THE LITTLE CAT GETTING TUCKED INTO HIS EGG BLANKET #guys im crying #this board makes me want miso soup.... #someone send me miso soup rn #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #izzy hands #frenchie #ouizzy #frizzy #soup #rice noodles #ramen #pho #miso #tofu #rice #bread #cat #food #egg #stim #stimboard #oh my god btw? #top tier ship #give that old man a funny little clown bf he needs it #hold me close and hold me fast {boards}

[laceratedlamiaceae]

My new OTP is the French guys Black Pete definitely killed and totally didn't just make up in episode 2

#just look at the way they tap their bread together (the bread symbolizes their dicks) #our flag means death #ofmd #gifset #ofmdedit #shitpost

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

Realized that in my Immortality Speedrun AU, even though Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing likely wouldn't have had the opportunity to get thrown from Heaven since they'd be working overtime at their posts, Ao Lie very much would still have the opportunity to land himself on death row as a prince, so.... Sun "An enemy of Heaven is an ally of mine" Wukong gets a roommate for buddy comedy reasons

[ID: 1. An illustration of Ao Lie and Sun Wukong. Ao Lie is in his princely attire, but notably disheveled. His green outermost robe is hanging half open, with burnt and ripped hems. The red sash at his waist is hanging in tatters as well. His hair is loose down his back and he's holdining a sword in his right hand. Sun Wukong is in his human disguise, wearing an open checkered daoist's robe. His white inner robe is not tucked into his pants and a red dudou is peeking out from underneath it. He's staring at a book in his left hand while chewing on a piece of willow, his right hand scritching his chin thoughtfully.

2. A sketched comic, with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Ao Lie bursts into a cave in a rush. In the second panel, Sun Wukong is sitting on the floor of the cave next to a table, looking at Ao Lie at the cave's entrance. SWK says, "Uh. Hi? This cave is already occupied." In the third panel, Ao Lie attempts to pull otu his sword in surprise, crying out "Stay back!" before he's interrupted by Sun Wukong casting a freezing spell "定!". In the fourth panel, Sun Wukong has a cheerful but annoyed facial expression as he approaches the frozen Ao Lie. He says, "LOL Nice try, punk- Now what the hell are you doing in my cave?", then, "Wait a min-". In the fifth panel, Sun Wukong is looking up at Ao Lie with a surprised and incredibly amused expression, exclaiming, "Wait- You're the Ao kid who managed to set his father's palace on fire underwater!". Ao Lie looks back at him with a tense expression, saying, "Please don't tell me you're gonna hand me in." To which Sun Wukong replies, "Hell no I won't!"

3. A sketched comic, again with Ao Lie in teal and Sun Wukong in orange. In the first panel, Sun Wukong is reading some plans in the foreground and Ao Lie is in the background. Sun Wukong says, "Xiao Long, could you head out and fetch me some lingzhi? I'm fresh out. In the second panel, Ao Lie responds, "I'm a prince who has an active warrant out for his arrest, and you're just some rogue brewing illegal immortality. Wouldn't it make more sense to go out yourself?" In the third panel, an unimpressed Sun Wukong presses a basket to Ao Lie's chest. Sun Wukong says, "I've got arrest warrants for crimes you wouldn't even imagine. Plus, it's my magic and my cave keeping you hidden, so pull your weight, Princey." Ao Lie rolls his eyes and has his hands up in a mock defeated pose. End ID]

#my art #journey to the west #jttw #xiyouji #sun wukong #monkey king #bai longma #ao lie #immortality speedrun au #sorry for only doing silly au doodles lately </3 normal jttw is still my bread and butter but ough #AUs are like junk food for me. fun and thoughtless and not filling but still taking the place of what i really should be doing instead </3 #bc thats all my tired brain can handle during this mad dash before winter break 😭 #ANYWHO #this ao lie still has long hair bc the moment he heard 'death penalty' he booked it the fuck out of there #its kinda hard to see but the tips of his horns are also discolored and desaturated :> #bc ive always envisioned sea dragons' horns as coral so stress = dying coral #also ao lie gets increasingly 👁️👁️ at swk the longer he's around him bc #this is the most unassuming man in the world. #yet he's powerful enough to be willing to harbor a heavenly fugitive #and keeps insisting that he's on the run for something more heinous than what ao lie's on the run for #yet ao lie has never fucking heard of him in his life #he gets increasingly unhinged theories as to who swk is #'a follower of shen gongbao? a disgraced or dismissed disciple of some high-ranking god?' #'whoever he is he's gotta be old as hell to be this powerful' #idk what swk's fake name is yet </3

[ace-writes4u]

ROMANTIC LAW HEADCANONS 🌀

First thing's first, he wouldn't like you romantically for a long time. Hell, he needs a lot of convincing to like you as a friend, or to bring you onto the ship. He's reserved in a lot of aspects.

You'd need to earn Law's trust as a friend, or give him a reason to know and like you. After that, then you start a slow burn towards love.

He's traumatized. He has a lot of barriers. Barriers that even completing his goal couldn't tear down. It's a process.

Let's say you DO manage to tear those walls down, get him to like you, and you start dating... First of all, congratulations! Second of all, be gentle with him.

Law can get possessive at times, but is very calm about it. He knows that if you stuck with him for so long that you actually gained his trust, that you wouldn't leave.

He's not the type that gets soft when he's around you. You can make him blush, and you can kiss him, hold him, anything, but he wouldn't be soft.

He's also not exactly the type to do pet names. First name basis, or a nickname that he assigned upon meeting.

Don't wear his hat. Like, you can wear anything in his wardrobe but that hat.

Law doesn't really show a lot of romantic signs, ever, but don't be mistaken. He'll cling to you at night, hold you after a long day, cook for you if he has to, make sure you're healthy, take care of you as much as he can... He'll just do it in his own, Trafalgar D. Water Law way.

Also, he doesn't like bread. Lol

#dw i dont like bread either #law #trafalgardwaterlaw #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar d law x reader #surgeon of death #trafalgar law #one piece law #one piece #one piece trafalgar law #heart pirates #donquixote corazon #acewrotethat