I've had these losers for over 10 years now! ...not Tobi and Alda, though. The kids are pretty new lol. Either way, all of them were due for new references!
(Yes, some of their natures are cruddy, but aside from their abilities, I wanted to keep their original stats from when I caught them! xD)
Y/n: You think you're smarter than everyone else
Five: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am
Diego: Cocky bastard for a guy who's mentally 40+ years older than his girlfriend
Five: Fuck off- I know where you sleep asshole
Diego: And I know where your girlfriend sleeps
Five: Are you threatening my girlfriend?
Diego, rubbing your head: I could never hurt this cute head. But I could hurt you
“I’m…” she finds herself stuttering. “I’m his… Well I— uh…”
“She’s my Bea!” Diego says then, dragging her out of her panic well as he throws his arms in the air, and Beatrice laughs even though he almost punched her in the nose.
rewatching the umbrella academy is insane because like- a monkey, mummy issues, traumatised, pan nb stoner, a literal child, a dead dude, and a trans guy make you have such a strong connection to them and their wacky fight scenes to old rock songs. added to by the fact that gerard way wrote it and bam. perfect show. what more could you want??