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Wait what’s going on here agshdjd
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autistic-in-purple · 2 years
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Five and Allison teaching Klaus how to drive: alright so your driving and Diego and Luther cross the street at that exact moment, what do you hit?
Klaus: well, if I position the car at the right angle, I’ll be able to hit both of them
Allison:… the brakes… you hit the brakes
Five: and Luther and Diego
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imcalledflorence · 2 years
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A masterpiece this scene 🤣🥰
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sissytobitch10seconds · 6 months
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Swim Meets
Fandom: The Umbrella Academy Summary: Five starts going to swim meets so that he can support a friend of his brother, but he keeps coming back for someone else entirely. Warnings: N/A Word Count: 2,216 Ship(s): Five Hargreeves/Viktor Hargreeves
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A/N: I know that this installment is pretty short but I'm kind of going through it right now so please be patient with it! I also want to leave a little disclaimer saying that one of my boyfriends did sports but I never have so there's a chance that I haven't written things properly. Thank you for reading! Stay sissy and bitchy everyone <3
“Would you come on already? We’re going to be late!” Five shouted over the din of the overly crowded apartment. It always got like this when it was sports season, especially since their sports all seemed to somehow overlap each other. He was supposed to be sharing the apartment with his closest friend, that closest friend’s new fiance, and his boyfriend, but that somehow spiraled out to his boyfriend’s best friend, boyfriend’s best friend’s boyfriend, and whoever else happened to crash on their couch the night before. It kind of made sense that they would go hang out with each other after practice, but it got a bit annoying when all four people within the household played a different sport and thus brought different people home.
Luther did wrestling and had since he was in middle school, though he was beginning to step back as it wore on his body. Sloane had volleyball and was so good at it that it was how she was putting herself through college. Klaus, the boyfriend’s best friend that was always at their house, did lacross which he had somehow managed to get started everywhere he went. Lila did hockey, or at least would when the baby that she was having finally arrived. Five himself had done track for as long as he could remember and wasn’t willing to give it up anytime soon, even if he had other career plans in mind. Ben, Diego, and Viktor were all involved in swim, which was what they were trying to get ready for now even if most of Five’s efforts to go meet his boyfriend at a punctual time were in vain.
The current people in the house were two of the other residents and the partners of the people that they were trying to go to the swim meet for.
Five had been standing by the front door with his bag slung over his shoulder while waiting for everyone else to get their shit together for nearly half an hour. He knew that he was getting readier far earlier than anyone else would even dream of doing so, but if he wasn’t badgering them into their clothes and out of the door then they were never going to get there. Luther was closest to being ready to go, with Sloane only moments behind him as she stood in front of the hall mirror to pile her hair on top of her head.
Finally, everyone had finished fucking around and was ready to go like Five had been waiting for them to. They piled out of the apartment and into their own cars, which was a relief. Five wasn’t sure that he’d be able to cling to what remained of his sanity if he had to be trapped in a car with Lila and Klaus. It was hard enough having them constantly in his apartment because of his boyfriend, whom he loved very much and would never hold anything against.
They all arrived at the building where the meet was being held relatively quickly after the others. Luther was the slowest since he drove the safest, which Lila was already teasing him about when they all finally met back up.
They piled into the building and found a spot that would fit all of them in the bleachers. The room smelled like chlorine and other people, the indoor pool smell clinging to literally every single thing in the room despite the air fresheners and filtration system that had been installed the month before.
As he sat and waited for his boyfriend to finally be ready to come out and the competition to start, Five remembered what it had been like when he was at his first swim meet. 
They had all been Freshman in college and none of them knew each other. Five and Luther roomed together and had a rather brotherly bond grow quickly between the two of them. Luther had an adversarial kind of friendship with Diego at the time, but had decided that he was going to come to one of his meets to support his friend. That of course meant that he had dragged Five along because his girlfriend at the time, a snotty woman named Allison who was on the basketball team, didn’t want to go. Five had been reluctant and complained the whole time until he had caught sight of one of the swimmers and felt his entire world shift on a dime. Viktor had been one of the best performers at that meet, likely because of the pure joy and confidence that his two brand new top surgery scars were giving him. After the meet, Five had barely been able to contain himself as he found Viktor and introduced himself. Diego had apparently already been close to him, so they were able to verify that the other was a safe person to be around and then immediately began their relationship.
Five didn’t like swimming, but he loved Viktor with his entire heart so much that he ached with it. He was going to come and support his boyfriend every chance that he got, come Hell or high water or Lila and Klaus dragging their feet.
The discontent that he had about being back in the packed swimming room was quickly washed away from him when the swimmers came out to take their place. Lila whooped and whistled when she saw Diego, which got his entire body to flush bright red with embarrassment. Five was tempted to do the same thing with Viktor, just so that he could see the normally alabaster skin turn crimson with that adorable flush. His plan immediately changed when he saw Viktor and his breath was completely taken from him.
It was much like the first time that they had seen each other, but different at the same time. Viktor was further on in his transition so even though he still shaved the longer hairs on his body to glide through the water easily, his muscles were more pronounced. The same dual crescent moon scars beneath stretched out beneath his pectorals, though they were less defined than they had been before because of how much time had passed. His short hair was tucked back into a swim cap, but Five could still see just a little bit of it peaking out around his ears.
The swimmers all lined up and then they were set free to jump into the water. The cheering had already been pretty intense from the family and friends of the swimmers, but it only got louder when they actually started competing. Luther and Five were almost immediately standing so that they could cheer for the three people that they had come to see. Klaus was still lounging back against the bleechers but was cheering for his partner just as loudly as they were.
After several dizzying minutes, the race was over and the swimmers were all getting up to grab their towels so that they could wait for their scores. Five barely cared after that. He tried his best to continue being supportive of the people that they knew and their school, but he found it hard to care about a sport that he wasn’t in.
Eventually they reached the end when all of the heats had finished competing and they were finally announcing the winners. All of the swimmers stood around each other, huddled up in towels or whispering to each other and laughing about what was about to happen. It made Five almost wish that he was at a track meet instead, even though he loved supporting his partner. He missed the camaraderie that he had with some of his friends from his own sport when he was watching a parallel to it right in front of him.
Ben had been having a bit of bad season so while he normally placed second to Diego, this time he placed third in his heat. Diego placed first, as he always did, since it was almost like he was born in the water. Viktor placed second, which was a surprise since he usually hovered around fourth or fifth. He was a good swimmer but he prioritized his music over his sport which meant that he didn’t always get in as much practice as the other.
Once the medals had been given out and everyone had been given their rankings, all of the people began to push each other in a massive swarming crowd to get out of the building. The group that Five was with hung back for a while since they were used to the crowd surging away after all of the fun was done. None of them wanted to get swept up and moved away from each other, so they hung back until everyone was gone.
It ended up working in their favor because the people that they had come to support walked towards them, now dressed but still damp and obviously tired.
When he spotted his boyfriend, Five’s stomach did the flip that it always did. No matter what Viktor looked like or if they had been rooms apart for each other for only moments, he fell head over heels in love all over again. Viktor was dressed in a pair of loose linen pants over the top of his swimming uniform. He was still lacking a shirt, instead choosing to go with an open jacket with his name and number on the back. Five would have preferred Viktor to be wearing his own, but they always switched their jackets back when they had to look the part of their respective teams. “Hello there, beloved,” Five smiled as he jumped down the last seat of the bleachers so that he was on the same level as Viktor. He stooped down, one hand moving to the side of his face so that he could bring their lips together sweetly.
“I’m glad that you came,” Viktor smiled when they pulled apart. They didn’t kiss that often in front of their friends, other than Luther and Sloane since they lived with the other couple, but it usually resulted in them being mercilessly teased. This time everyone was so wrapped up in their partners that they didn’t even notice the shared motion of affection.
“Did you think that I was going to miss it?” Five asked. He pressed a bit of Viktor’s hair back where it belonged and tried to slow the rapid beating of his heart. They had been dating for almost four years and had been living together for three, but he still felt like he was falling in love all over again every time they interacted with each other.
Viktor flushed but leaned into the touch from his boyfriend. He reached his other hand up to toy with the medal that was still hanging from his neck. “It’s only a pre-emptive meet, it’s not like this is nationals or anything,” he mumbled.
Five leaned down and kissed him again. “I will be there for every meet that you have, my love. You know that I want to support you in everything that you do.”
“I know, that’s why I count myself as the luckiest man in the entire world,” he replied with a gentle hum.
Five was about to duck down for another kiss but they were interrupted by the other members of their group. Diego was standing beside Lila with his arm around her hips, wearing sweatpants and a band t-shirt underneath his version of the jacket that Viktor was wearing. Ben was arguing with Klaus about something, but they were both smiling and their stature was loose which meant that they weren’t actually fighting. Ben was wearing his jeans and shirt like he had never been swimming in his entire life, his hair was even styled upwards like it always was. “Come on, lovebugs, we’re going to leave you here if you don’t hurry up!” Luther laughed.
It made them all laugh a little bit, in a giggly and excited mood from the recent win that they had. Viktor scoffed and said, “We can just drive to whatever ice cream parlor you guys are thinking of going to.”
“We’re actually going to get food, I’m fucking starving,” Diego complained. He glanced down towards his girlfriend. If there was a member of the group that rivaled the loved that Five and Viktor had for each other, it was going to be them. It was a very different kind of love than the one that the former did, more feral and biting teeth than tender hands and adoring glances.
“Where are we getting food?” Viktor asked suspiciously. “The last time that we let you guys pick we all ended up getting food poisoning.”
“I’m still of the opinion that had to do more with the experimental culinary shit that we tried the week before,” Lila said pragmatically.
“Regardless, you’re still not picking,” Five said decidedly. He leaned down and kissed his boyfriend sweetly on the lips before the group began to move out of the building so that they could continue on with their day. It was so much easier to be around all of the people that would no doubt be clogging up his apartment. With Viktor by his side, everything was easy.
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we talk a lot about klaus, luther, and diego having no brain cells and being dumbasses but i think we failed to appreciate the absolute goddamn stupidity of allison being told multiple times that they were in a completely different timeline where nothing about their normal lives exists anymore, and then her immediately turning around and being like 'yeah but theres no reason as to why if i broke into my old house that my daughter wouldn't be there anymore right' like TF U THINK THAT MEANT
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veliana7 · 1 year
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Viktor: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Viktor: Violently practices.
Ben: Violently studies.
Klaus: Violently sleeps.
Allison: Violently shoots pictures.
Diego: Violently boxes.
Five: Violently murders people.
Luther: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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teleportingcat · 2 years
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✨NEW POSTERS✨
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They have different sticker on each suitcase!
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sir-klauz · 2 years
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lili-eerie · 2 years
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Romantic Tropes + Hozier Lyrics.
A/N: just the perfect tropes for the Umbrellas! I’m a sucker for romance, happy endings, and stupid tropes so here are my picks!
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Luther: Forbidden Love.
“There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin.”
In his heart, Luther knows that this is something that shouldn’t be. He shouldn’t love you, he shouldn’t even like you! And yet you keep pulling him into this and he can’t seem to find a way out...so he stops trying.
He stops fighting it and just lets himself love you.
And when he does, everything just comes together so perfectly! You’re everything he’s ever wanted, his dream come true. And he’s just perfect, a gentle giant. Music plays softly as Luther takes your hand, spinning around and dancing to a little love song. He’s holding you tight, head resting on his heart and just...loving you.
Who knows what tomorrow will bring.
All Luther knows is that he loves you and loves being with you. So if he has to fight his family, the world, or even the whole damn universe to be with you then so be it. You’re worth the fight and you’re worth every damn kiss.
He’s doing just that, holding you in his arms and kissing you softly again and again…
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Allison: Second Chances.
“But I want you to know that I’ve had no love like your love.”
The first time around, Allison screwed things up with you and it remained to be one of her greatest regrets...then the entire universe went to shit and now she’s got a long list of them!
But you’re right at the top of it.
She’d do anything just to have another chance with you, a chance to make things right again...and then there you are, as though you’d never left and there she is, loving you just the same.
And it’s perfect. She’s holding you so hard and kissing you (your lips are heaven, muffled confessions pressed between hurried, hot kisses), promising herself silently that everything is going to be different. This time she’s going to love you the way you deserved. This time Allison’s gonna get that happy ending.
“I love, baby, I love you.”
The way you say it is a magic spell, soothing her hurting soul and making the world seem right. The stars have aligned just so she can be with you again...and she’s not going to let anything take that away from her.
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Viktor: Lost Memories.
“Babe, there’s something tragic about you, something so magic about you. There’s something lonesome about you, something wholesome about you, get closer to me.”
He loved you so, so much and you had loved him too...so why were you looking at him like he was a stranger? His heart is breaking, smile faltering as Five hurriedly explains whatever mess this is...but he’s barely listening, unable to focus on anything but this.
You don’t know him, you don’t love him.
But he loves you and, oh, his heart is broken...but it can be fixed, can’t it? You can love him again and, even if your old memories never return, he can help you make new ones.
It’s gonna be okay, it’s gonna be okay.
Viktor doesn’t really believe that right now...not until you make him believe. Once you had told him that his pain was your pain. You’d had this way of just sensing his hurt, knowing when he needed you the most...and you were suddenly there. And you didn’t even know why you were here, you just wanted to...hold him. To help him. And as you hold him, Viktor begins to believe it...maybe you can love him again.
And you do.
Though you do not know him, your heart sees all of the things you once knew...the magic in his eyes, the music in his voice.
You see the light in his eyes and, without knowing why, your heart thrills in your chest once again.
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Klaus: I Thought You Were Dead!
“No grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her.”
Well. This was awkward. You had loved him in life, that crazy man, and you had mourned him in death...and now you were looking right at him.
Klaus.
The man you had loved and lost was standing on your doorstep, smiling like the love-struck disaster that he was. He was still a mess, clothing stained with blood and hair tangled in his beautiful eyes. You were shaking with emotion, holding onto the door frame as you look at him. Oh, it was him, not a trick and not a dream! It was him and he was real and you could barely believe it.
“Honey, honey, I can explain-”
A resounding slap filled the air, Klaus stumbling back before steadying himself on the porch. Okay, okay, that was to be expected. Deserved even.
“Listen, honey,” he stutters sweetly, “I can explain this!”
But those three little words (“I’m an immortal”) are muffled against your lips as you throw yourself in his arms and kiss him with a resurrected passion. And he’s kissing you back, allowing himself to be pulled home again.
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Diego: I’ve Always Loved You/Hate To Love You.
“I’m straight on the level but I’d be the devil as long as your lovin’ was good.”
Diego had known you for years and you had loved him for years, always knowing that he would never, ever be yours. He was always pulling away (because he thinks you’re too good for him) and you were always left wanting more, more, more of his love...but he struggled to give it to you. And you hated him for it, burying that passion beneath sarcasm and violence.
Until it all came tumbling out.
Because he had loved you too and wanted you too and now that he knows the truth...there’s no way he’s letting you go. It’s kind of perfect, in s weird way. His whole world feels like its falling apart and the only thing keeping him steady is you.
Kind of weird, kind of perfect, kind of beautiful.
The argument (he forgets what it was about but knows that you were probably right about...as usual) gets lost in your lips as Diego kisses you, falling back onto the couch and forgetting about everything else. Who cares if the world is ending (again)? He’s got you and that’s all he’s ever needed, ever wanted.
“Y/N-”
“Shut the fuck up and kiss me.”
You don’t have to tell him twice, Diego chasing the high that only your lips can give him. Now that he’s had a taste, he’s not gonna give you up.
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Five:Looks Like We’re Stuck Together.
“So we’re slaves to any semblance of touch, Lord, we should quit but we love it too much.”
Wasn’t this just his luck? Being stuck with an annoying little twit! And you’re luck didn’t seem to be much better, trapped in a time loop until you suddenly got pulled into him.
What a great fucking day!
You’re bickering again, the stolen Sudan roaring down the street as whoever it was that was trying to kill him (or maybe you, no one was really sure yet) came roaring after you both. The old map is open up your laps as you scream at one another, both insisting that the other is wrong, dead wrong. He wants to go left, you want to go right, and neither is willing to back down. But your hands suddenly grabbing the wheel as the car screeches into safety...and whoever was trying to kill you veers left and crashes in a blaze.
And he doesn’t even give you a chance to gloat about it.
Pulling you into a quick kiss, the assassin leaves you stunned stupid as he mumbles a muffled “not a single word” against your lips.
The car stops to a halt beneath the desert sky, a thousand stars burning tonight. In a second the two of you will be on the road again, nearly dying over and over again but right now...right now he gets to kiss you and it’s pretty damn good.
Maybe his luck is starting to turn.
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Ben: Soulmates/He’s My Best Friend.
"Honey, when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes. I feel like a person for a moment of my life."
You had known each other since you were kids and you had always loved each other.
Always.
To him, you were something out of a dream and he was so, so in love with you. And you? You could barely believe that he was yours but he was, Ben loving you as hard as you loved him. It was, you so often thought, fated to be. He was your best friend, your person, and your soulmate...the love of your entire life.
“Ben!”
He’s laughing and kissing you, sweet nothings murmured in Korean as you run, run, run away together. Happily ever after, he decides, is your lips on his.
So he kisses you again and again and loves you like no other.
Because when he is with you, he isn’t a hero and he isn’t a monster. He’s only a man in love and you are his lover, his salvation. Every kiss is prayer to your love and you answer in good faith, arms around him as you hold him tight.
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Coming out to the Umbrella/Sparrow Academy (The Onion)
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Luther: I knew the second you told me you were gay. Diego: So what's next for Mx. New Gay Person? Lila putting her arm on Diego's shoulder and smiling: Your father and I still love you. Allison: A little on the nose doing it on pride month, no? Klaus: Behold! The Oracle spoke the truth! Five: You still owe me $45 dollars. Umbrella!Ben: Hi Gay, I'm dad. Viktor: I'm gayer. Marcus: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative? Sparrow!Ben: In that outfit? Fei: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you. Jayme: I was planning to come out this very moment, you stole my thunder! Alphonso: Oh like Ellen! Sloane: How do you know? Christopher: zdkdfklejhg [Are you queerbaiting me?]
Bonus
Reginald: But you must sire an heir lest you fail to save the world from the apocalypse!
(Source)
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they look so stupid I love them
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nooneaskedbut · 2 years
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Okay hold on serious analysis/prediction time
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So this-
That means that presumably there are adult, well adjusted and spread out Hargreeves “clones” living in this timeline. First of all, the angst potential here
“Hey yall! This is what you could have been if your dad didn’t steal and royally fuck you up as kids!”
But the most interesting part IMO, is Five. He’s middle aged in this timeline! Just like the rest of them! Not a child, or a literal retiree, does this mean we get to see a regular adult aged five at some point??
And or does this mean that part of the season is them hunting down their alternate version selfs (hence the roadtrip and birth places!!)
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autistic-in-purple · 2 years
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If Ben was alive during season two, Klaus would have gotten slapped across the face a ridiculous amount, and they would have stopped the apocalypse six episodes earlier
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yesand87 · 2 years
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*Diego asking Klaus for help on a vigilante quest that Klaus' expertise would be particularly helpful for*
Klaus: Nooo. C'mon, you know I'm done doing missions for dad.
Diego: You aren't doing a mission for dad. You're doing a favor for your favorite brother.
Klaus: hmm. Fine. Ok. You're right. But only because you bought me a taco.
Ben: *offended*
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veliana7 · 1 year
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Five: I left the room for six fucking minutes- can someone fill me in?
Luther: Well, so... Klaus died like three times, we can't find Diego, Viktor caused a fire... Also I'm supposed to be distracting you from going into the kitchen for reasons I can't say.
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