Can we talk about the fact that ben is only tangible when he is trying to protect the ones he loves.
Hey, there! I don’t mind writing Luther at all! And that little moment was so like, natural and instinctive, I wonder how many times he had to hold Diego back? I love it. Hope you like this one too! <3
Allison is so full of shit.
Sending him and Luther grocery together is so far her worst attempt at getting them to get along better and Diego is going to kill himself if he has to spend one more second at Walmart with him.
“Should we buy almond milk?” Luther asks, holding up the carton like Diego cares, “I think one of us is lactose intolerant but I can’t remember who.”
Diego Hargreeves: Ugh, my family sucks, they’re so awful and I just want to punch them in the face–
Someone else: Yeah, they’re such losers, can you believe—
‘a wild herd of knives suddenly appears’
Diego Hargreeves: wHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FAMILY???
Luther: I have a plan.
Diego: You have a plan?
Luther: I have part of a plan…
Allison: What percentage?
Luther: I don’t know, 12 percent.
Five: 12 percent?
Five: So what if it’s better than 11 percent?! What does that have to do with anything?!
I had a tough time reading Klaus. Granted Klaus is less of a book and more of graffiti you’d find in a bathroom stall.
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petition to change Grace’s legal name to Mom
seriously we all think of her as just Mom anyway
Requested: Hi! Can I request one-shot with Diego and his s/o being in established relationship and she helps him and his siblings with the whole mess of Umbrella Academy house (apocalypse is over, the world is saved but they’re left will all the stuff that you have to deal with after someone dies like cleaning the house etc)? -anon
A/N: Also based off the song Youth by Daughter. Really gave me a few tears because it reminds me so much of them. I also hope I did this request some justice.
TW: Mentions of close death experience, loosing loved ones, etc.
Shadows settle on the place that you left
Our minds are troubled by the emptiness.
The aftermath was devastating. A home that seven people watch crash to the ground. A place that was once refuge. A sanctuary. A house filled with many memories. The good times and the bad. Diego could only focus on the bad. The only good ones he has was with his mother.
The six heroes stood in front of the wreckage. Plus one. Diego’s lover, Y/N. They all stood there quiet. Diego just stared, thinking about Grace. How she could still be there. She could still be alive, right? Diego was snapped out of thought by Y/N grabbing his hand. He looked over at her, instantly feeling at home.
Yes, home. She was his home.
And if you’re still breathing, you’re the lucky ones
‘Cause most of us are heaving through corrupted lungs
Y/N placed her arm on Allison’s shoulder, pulling her into a hug. Allison’s voice was still gone. Breathing felt like a chore to her. She couldn’t get the feeling out of her stomach. The feeling of gasping for air. The feeling of your life ending, right before you. The warm liquid running down your chest. The dread.
Allison started to cry. Y/N held her closer. Y/N mourned with her. “It’s okay, Allison. Everything will work out. I promise.”
Collecting names of the lovers that went wrong
The lovers that went wrong
Vanya felt destroyed inside. Y/N could feel it from miles away actually. She also didn’t blame Vanya for what happened. Her powers were unbeknownst of. And she was lied to her entire life. Been told she’ll never amount to anything. Too ordinary.
“Vanya, you’re the complete opposite.” Y/N told her, holding her face in her hands. Vanya’s eyes watered. She sniffled, trying to hold the emotions back. Y/N enveloped her in a hug. Vanya was hesitate at first. But she remembered what home felt like. She knew why Diego loved Y/N so much.
One day we will reveal the truth
That one will die before he gets there
They were picking up the pieces of Ben’s statue. Y/N made it her mission to put it back together or at least replace the memorial. She made it a promise. Ben saved all of them. Diego specifically. If Diego died, Y/N wouldn’t know what to do with herself. Diego is her rock. The glue that holds her insanity together.
Ben admired her. She was the person that the family needed in this desperate time. He observed how much joy she brought to everyone. Ben wished that he could actually talk to her, not through Klaus.
“Klaus, I hope Diego puts a ring on it. He deserves it.” Ben said. Klaus smiled. “I hope so too, Ben.”
If you’re still bleeding, you’re the lucky ones
‘Cause most of our feelings, they are dead and they are gone
Five to Y/N was interesting. He was ridiculously smart. Y/N at first thought that he despised her. However, he found her refreshing. “Someone to have an actual intelligent conversation with.” He would say. Y/N’s face would turn red. It would turn even more red when Five said to Diego. “Keep her, please. I like this one. Better than the rest of all of you.”
Everyone was shocked, actually. Klaus begged you to teach him your ways, making you feel even more embarrassed.
Collecting pictures from a flood that wrecked our home
It was a flood that wrecked this home.
Y/N’s relationship with Luther was… difficult. It was hard because of Diego. Diego constantly would talk down on his brother and vice versa. Y/N, however, was nice to him. She showed everyone she ever came across kindness. Kindness was something she was taught at a young age and has taught others.
Luther liked Y/N. She taught the Academy more about themselves then they thought they knew.
To distract ourselves from ever missing them
But I’m forever missing him
Klaus got along extremely well with Y/N. Y/N helped Klaus with a lot of things. Helping him get and stay sober to letting him cry on her shoulder about Dave.
He remembers when he told her about Dave. She smiled and said, “That, my friend, is love. You loved him. He felt it, trust me.” Klaus’s eyes watered. The Seance choked out a sob. Y/N hugged him tightly.
“Have you found love, Y/N?” He asked. Y/N nodded her head, pulling away from Klaus. “Yes. I found Diego and he found me. I don’t know where I would be without him.”
Setting fire to our insides for fun
Y/N comforted every single one of them. She brought out the best out of every single one of them. She helped them in every way possible. She loved them. Just her being there to help clean up the mess of the Academy was enough.
Y/N kissed Diego’s cheek. “C’mon. We’ve got stuff to do. I’ll be with you every step of the way.”
We are the reckless
We are the wild youth.
taking care of diego hargreeves when he’s badly injured would include (as per request ;) )
- a/n: keep the requests coming in!! i LOVE to please you guys with these kinds of things. :))))
- probably coming in and acting like he’s just fine
- “di? why you bleeding?”
“uh you don’t see shit!”
- he probably tries to run away so you don’t get worried about him
-he gets like three feet away and falls
- “yeah ok help please”
- he’s been stabbed. a lot
- he’s got bruises and cuts everywhere
- his arm is broken
- and he’s got glass in his legs
- “yeah i got beat pretty bad but i won!!”
- he whines and whines and wwwhhhiiinnneeesss when you have to put alcohol on the wounds
- “babbbyyy it stings”
“would you rather die?”
“im like halfway there anyways, honey”
- you have to straddle him on the table so you can get to the ones on his chest and he probably gets a boner
- “retract your penis, di. i’m trying to heal you up.”
- giving him kisses over all of his cuts and bruises
- “yeah i got a bruise on my dick it hurts really bad ;)”
“sounds like a personal problem”
- just trying to get you to fuck him but you’re too adamant on healing him up as much as possible
- distracting him from being horny by making him tell you exactly what happened
- “yeah and then i socked ‘em! right in the nose!”
- being proud of your little murderous boy
“oh no what”
“diego, baby, can i just knock you out because I forgot that I’ll have to take out the glass in your legs.”
- he pretends to man up but he’s squeezing your hand and groaning before you even get close with the knife
- somehow getting through with his complaining and actually being able to take all of the glass out AND apply alcohol
- “di? you’ve been real quiet since i started taking out the glass. you good?”
- you turn around and he’s unconscious. fainted from the glass.
- what do you do now
- you take him to bed that’s what
- so you kinda try to lift him bridal style
- and fail
- so you’re left with no choice but to give him pillows and blankets and sleep on the damn kitchen table with him
- “the things i do for this dumbass.”
Cuddly yet dangerous. Fitting.
Diego and Klaus in the Veterens Bar is the biggest example of sibling culture in the entire show. Diego seemingly not caring about Klaus then willing to just throw down and fight for him? Iconic. Diego apologizing for his siblings behavior even though it’s embarrassing for him? Amazing. It’s peak sibling culture, just so ride or die.
You look like a Latin Brendon Urie, Dad.
Umbrella Academy really did dangle Ellen Page in a suit in front of my nose and like the dumb lesbian I am I took the bait and now I have 7 new children. Unbelievable.
Klaus: Cookie dough is worth taking the risk of getting salmonella
Ben: Klaus pull yoursel together and go get a damn spoon!
Diego: It’s cookie dough not a beefy 5 layer burrito.
Five: Have some class.
Why wife? I hope it’s only for rhyming purposes