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blossomsl0ve · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes | The Umbrella Academy |

Y/n: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Five: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Klaus*

Klaus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Y/n: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Y/n: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Klaus : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Y/n: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Klaus : The cow???

Y/n: What?

Five: Klaus , W H Y?

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Y/n: Is having a penis fun?

Viktor : It has its ups and downs.

Klaus : Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Diego : It’s a pain in the ass.

Five : Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Klaus : ... Your what?

Y/n: My friends.

Five: Are they saying “friends”?

Viktor : I think they're being sarcastic.

Diego : No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Y/n! All of your friends are in this room.

Y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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Luther : I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Diego : You? Magic? Luther, it says talent show.

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Y/n, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Klaus : I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Klaus : Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Y/n, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Klaus : ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Klaus : YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Y/n, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Y/n: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Luther : Oh, you’ve been?

Y/n: Once. In Monopoly.

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moonydustx · 7 months

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Hey! I'm Lia, 25 y/o, brazilian, pronouns she/her.

Here I will always leave the status of requests:

❤️ requests currently open

I usually don't respond on weekends because I spend most of my time away from home, but you can send me a request and as soon as I get back, I'll respond.

My native language is NOT English and at the moment, I have been writing and proofreading on my cell phone so I apologize for some possible errors.

My Masterlists:

○ One Piece

○ The Umbrella Academy

○ Marvel

○ Pedro Pascal (and his characters)

These are basically the fandoms I write about. But, I always intend to update the list of fandoms, with DC, ATLA, Zelda, etc.

Leave your request here

Rules and Guides:

YES - afab! reader, gn!reader, romance, angst, cute, kinks, sub/dom dynamics, song fics, pregnancy, drama. The list is long, but if you have questions, just call.

MAYBE - m!reader, degradation, betrayal.

NO - non-con, age gap (I mean those with an absurd difference or involving minors), incests, yandere.

🖤Comments, reblogs and likes are greatly appreciated.🖤

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ourgoddessathena · 2 years

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Diego : "Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve."

Y/N : "I think you mean cards."

Diego, pulling knives out of their sleeves : "No, I do not."

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oscarisaacsspit · 1 year

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he’s just like me fr

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froggywritesstuff · 2 years

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Diego: y/n, why are you on the floor crying?

y/n: this book is sad

Diego, picking up what they were reading: y/n this is my diary.

#diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x you #diego hargreeves x y/n #diego hargreeves imagine #tua #tua x reader #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy x reader

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lizthewriter · 3 months

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bad idea right? / diego hargeeves

PAIRING s1!diego hargreeves x fem!reader

SUMMARY you and diego broke up a while ago, but when he texts you at perhaps the most vulnerable time of your life, you can't help but answer.

TAGS s1!diego hargreeves x fem!reader, clubbing, partying, exes, reunion, making out, everyone simping for five meanwhile my obsession with diego 🧍‍♀️, i just rewatched s2 and s3 of tua

QUOTE "i'm right here with all my friends, / but you're sending me your new address, / and i know we're done, i know we're through, / but god, when i look at you," - bad idea right? by olivia rodrigo

WORD COUNT 1.1K

WRITTEN 12.10.2023

tonight was your night. strobing lights flashing all around you, sticky spots on your arms where people accidentally spilled their liquor, bodies flush against your own as everyone flowed with the music. you could forget all about any and every difficulty in your life. one night of drinking and partying, which you would most likely regret in the morning. but for now, you didn't care. you were having fun.

"hey, what's that?" your friend shouted over the booming music. you couldn't hear her.

"what?" you shouted back in confusion. she reached over to you, pulling out a blinkering device from the small, glittery purse barely hanging off of your arm. It was your phone - someone was calling. She looked at the caller ID and her expression darkened. "Who is it?"

You walked around her, only to see him. That stupid fucking smile of his, so goddamn beautiful. You felt your heart sink into your stomach and it settled with a tragic gurgle at the bottom of your gut. Your friend immediately hung up on him and gave you your phone back. "Just leave it alone, okay? Remember why you came here in the first place . . ."

Her expression was encouraging - she wanted you to say it. With a relictant role of your eyes, you responded, "to get drunk and forget about him," with as much disdain as you could.

"Exactly," she responded with a simpering smile, clapping her hands together. She grabbed you by the shoulders, turned you around, and started to push you towards the mass of bodies. "So go out there, dance your ass off, and make every man in this room jealous that he can't have you. Go!"

"All right, all right!" You exclaimed in response, shrugging her hands off your shoulder and entering the crowd through a very narrow passageway between two couples dancing it out. As the scent of alcohol, sweat, and sex assaulted your senses, you started to wonder whether this was a good idea at all. You slowly looked towards your purse. No. You promised yourself you wouldn't crawl back to him. But it was just too easy to pull out your phone and stare at new messages you recieved.

DIEGO (10:34PM) look, i know things ended badly

DIEGO (10:34PM) but i can be better

DIEGO (10:35PM) Location shared. come on please, just talk to me

It wouldn't be a big deal if you went over, right? I mean, you were just friends. That's what you decided on when you ended your relationship, even if you had ignored him since said desicion. It was just one night. One singular night, and you were just stopping by. It totally wasn't a bad idea at all. Right?

You didn't bother saying goodbye to your friend. She was probably already luring they guy she was dancing with to the bathroom - you wouldn't see her for a while. And she wouldn't see you either.

His address wasn't far off from where you were - you could walk there, even. You ignored the catcalls and whistles thrown your way, rushing through the streets to the one person who could ever get you to do something like this. He was your biggest strength and your worst weakness, all at once.

You climbed the stairs to an apartament complex to the second floor, flying past the different room numbers until you found his. With heavy breath, you raised your hand to the wood but hesitated. How was this night going to end? Well . . . how do you want this night to end? You weren't going to pretend as though you didn't miss him whole-heartedly. But it was hard to pretend as though he wasn't the one who ended things.

You were delusional. You thought, maybe one more night together would be good for us.

You knocked, three times. It wasn't long before he swung open the door and leaned against it, again, with fhat smug smirk. Diego. His eyes followed the length do your body - you almost forgot you had dressed up to go out with your friend.

"All for me?" He asked, returning his gaze to your eyes. It was alluring - not begging, but demanding that you come inside. It was hard to tear your eyes away from him. He was still in his vigilante gear and he knew how that made you feel.

A plesant blush spread over your cheeks. "I was out clubbing," you responded shyly, shifting your weight between your feet. He said nothing, only moving out fo your way and pulling the door wider. Asking to please, come in. You hurried inside - after all, you were shivering from the freezing cold in a much-too-short mini-dress and skinny heels. "I'll admit, I wasn't expecting you to reach out."

"No?" He had his back turned to you, by the small counter that must be the kitchen. He faced you again, with two glass tumblers and offered you a drink. You accepted - after all, he was being hospitable and you didn't want to be rude. Finding a place to get comfortable, you leaned against what you could call a kitchen table, but being truthful, you were practically seated upon it. "I wasn't expecting you to come."

You shrugged, taking a long dreg from your tumbler, staring at the bottom of it when it left your lips. The tension in the room was thicker than blood. You looked up when the sound of Diego's drink meeting the table met your ears. He approached you, almost cautiously, like you were a deer in headlights. Taking the drink from your hand, he placed it on the table far from you and rested his hands on the surface of the table behind you. You were trapped. But it didn't much feel that way. In fact, you felt almost free, like ever since the break-up a piece of you had been locked up and now that you were with Diego . . . you were free to be who you are and do whatever you wanted.

"Which means we both know why we're here, right now," he said softly. An hour ago, you had told your friend that you and Diego were purely platonic. I only see him as a friend. You scoffed at yourself now. If that wasn't the biggest lie you've ever told yourself.

One of his hands reached out, trailing shapes onto the skin of your hand. This was a horrible idea.

"If you don't want to do this, I suggest you leave now."

It was a terrible idea.

But God, you wanted him.

"Why do you think I'm here you big dummy?" You smashed your lips against his, wrapping your legs around his torso while your hands trailed their way up his neck.

He grinned against your lips, his hand trailing down to clutch your ass. "Now that's what I'm talking about."

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mayfieldss · 2 years

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Lucky - Diego Hargreeves

Warnings: Language, mentions of blood, violence, injured reader.

AN: Some scrap of best boy Diego idk.

"It's okay to cry, honey" The words of Diego, your partner in crime burned against the silence as he tended to your wound. He knew it hurt, more than you would admit, and he was trying his best to be gentle, but when tending to that of a bullet wound, such things came to be difficult.

"Don't patronize me Diego"

"I'm not patronizing you" Your leg screamed, pain ripping at your thigh with the force of a thousand stray cats hungry for a fight, but you were still just as feisty as you'd always been. Diego loved that about you, but it certainly made you hard to help. "You know, I could just leave you here to bleed out and die".

Diego watched your face contort in both pain and contemplation, "Your big boy hero complex is too strong for that". God, you made it hard to like you, yet somehow, Diego did.

"I don't have a big boy hero complex".

Diego listened to you snort as he wiped the blood from your leg. He was surprised at how you let him help you, having expected the all too famous 'I'm fine, I can do it myself'. He was beyond shocked you hadn't broken his nose yet, and that was nowhere near an exaggeration.

"You do have a hero complex, it's ninety percent of your personality Hargreeves".

"Okay," Diego admitted, allowing himself a small nod "I might have something of a hero complex, but isn't ninety percent of me".

Diego hadn't expected the smile that formed on your lips despite your pain. He knew you were trying your best to stay calm, despite the situation and he tried his best to stay composed himself.

"Seventy percent".

"How about thirty percent?" as much as he hated giving into your teases, Diego couldn't help himself. If a bargain would take your mind off the bullet in your thigh, the blood pouring from your body, so be it.

"How about fifty?" You still held your smile, but your voice was shaky with pain, as was expected in the least.

"Okay so maybe fifty percent of me is a hero complex, so what?" Diego glanced down at your injury, barely visible through smudges of blood. He tried his best not to panic at the sight, but it really was a lot.

"Tell me the truth Diego, how bad is it?".

"How would you feel if I told you a hospital trip might be in order?".

There was a short silence before a loud groan escaped your lips, making Diego wince. He knew what you would be thinking, the exact same as him. He'd made up a story in his head, what they would tell the nurses and doctors when they headed in to get you stitched up.

"You have the worst kind of luck"

Your eyes were still screwed up tight, head resting on the wall of the alley you lay in. "Don't you think I know that Diego?".

"Okay" Diego let out a huff, his efforts to fix you up doing no good for either of you. "Get in the car, we're going to the emergency room".

You groaned in response but allowed Diego to assist you to the vehicle. He knew well enough you would never hitch a ride in an ambulance so, Diego braced himself for a week of cleaning your blood off his seats.

The drive there was not easy, every bump in the road causing you to yelp out in pain despite yourself, but soon enough Diego was slamming on the brake, your destination no more than a few feet away.

"Can I have some help over here?" He knew you hated the attention, the eyes of those that most likely had been waiting hours to see a doctor or even nurse, turning in the direction of his voice only to catch sight of someone who no doubt would be attended to before them.

You left a trail of blood in your wake as you were moved to a private room, as to which nurses set to work on professionally fixing up your wound. Diego couldn't deny that he'd made a mess of it.

"Sir?" a nurse turned, facing Diego with the politest of smiles. Her blonde hair tied back in a bun, uniform pristine white. Diego thought she looked like something from a horror movie. The untrustworthy doctor’s assistant that led you to your death. "Would you mind? This might hurt". The lady gestured toward your hand and Diego understood the assignment he had been given, though he wasn't sure you would let him carry it out. The nurse had clearly never met you, nor had to experience your wrath.

You must have seen his wary eyes, wondering if he should indeed follow through with what had been asked of him, because you grasped his hand quickly, tugging him over to you. "God just hold my hand, I'm not that scary".

"You most definitely are".

"Shut up- oh Jesus Christ!" The nurse without warning had begun rubbing at your wound with disinfectant, you squeezing Diego's hand tightly in response.

"What were you saying?" He couldn't help but tease, knowing you would do the exact same to him if the roles were reversed, though in truth he was just trying to cover for the fact that he wasn't used to seeing you in so much pain. It scared him, as much as he hated to admit it.

"I will stab you Hargreeves, I swear on my-" you were cut off again as the nurse once again gave no warning, starting upon sewing up the wound. A string of curse words left your lips, tears springing to your eyes that you couldn't push down any longer.

Placing his free hand on your shoulder Diego gave it a light squeeze. "Look at me, it won't hurt if you look at me".

You turned, locking eyes with the umbrella academy graduate only to release a low growl "It still fucking hurts Diego".

"Let me kiss it better". Diego puckered his lips at you, hoping for a laugh or even a smile to ease your pain, but of course you weren't that type of person.

"If you even try such a thing, I will burn your lips off".

Diego smirked at that, taking notice of how your time spent sending him fake threats took your mind off the pain. Soon enough, many curse words later, you were stitched up and told to wait for paperwork, a wheelchair, and the official go from the doctor. Diego stood beside you, still holding your hand despite it all being over. The best part was that you hadn't told him to let go.

"You, okay?" Diego let the question slip, watching as you nodded slowly eyeing your stitches.

"Thanks" The word came in a mumble, but Diego heard you just fine, trying to hide his smile as you avoided his gaze. Diego then let himself lean forward, pressing a short kiss to the top of your head. There was a silence to which Diego thought he would be beaten half to death for such an act, but you simply sat there still grasping his hand.

"My lips are still intact it seems".

You glanced his way, a small grumble escaping you "They won't be if you keep talking".

"Oh my god" Diego's eyes widened, the realisation dawning on him. "You liked that didn't you?".

You let out a small "No”, but he'd caught you appreciating his affections and had no intention of letting it go. It was the one time when he hadn't been beaten half to death for caring about you, he wanted to make sure you knew how much that meant. He also wanted you to admit that you enjoyed such care.

"You like holding my hand".

"No, I don't".

"Then why won't you let go?".

There was silence, you avoiding his gaze once again before you heaved a sigh.

"If I admit that I don't despise you, will leave me alone?".

Diego nodded, smile on his lips "I don't think you want me to leave you alone, but sure".

You were quiet for a moment, looking toward the white basin in the corner of the room "I like holding your hand Diego Hargreeves, but you better not let it go to your head".

"Too late for that sweetheart" Diego was grinning from ear to ear, eyeing you closely, and for a mere second, he swore he saw a smile threatening to spill upon your own lips. This he didn't mention however, believing you'd had enough teasing for today. In a few days from now, Diego would bring it up again, but for now he was content with the fact that maybe you liked him just as much as he did you.

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AN: it's unedited scrap hour

TAGLIST GENERAL: @heliads @candywh0r3 @caplanreads

UMBRELLA ACADMEY TAGLIST: empty :(

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ashdreams2023 · 2 years

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Hii idk if ypu have already done this but could you do some smut head cannons for dirgo hargreeves? Thank uu <33

Hot damn hehe

Diego hargreeves smut headcaons

He’s annoying as in he’ll tease to no end

Likes to hold you by your wrist above your head

Knife play

Loves sucking and licking on your inner thigh and neck

Will press himself against you from behind if he’s hard

Licks his fingers and stare right in your eyes

Loves receiving oral but also knows his way when giving

He’s fuck you in the most random places when it’s in the heat of the moment

His after care is nice though, keeps you close until you calm down and gets you something to drink afterwards

Carries condoms in one of his pockets just in case

If you suck on his tongue while making out he’s out he will cum in his pants

Might slide his hand in your pants in public but like in a unnoticeable place like in a cinema theater

Likes to stare at you both undressing and getting dressed

He’s very open to letting you dominate him if you suggest it

He’s also into choking, so do it when you ride him

Into mirror sex

he gets kinda sleepy after going all rough and wild on you

Some days he just wants to do deep thrusts and hear your desperate moans

#diego my beloved #diego hargreeves x you #smuts #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves #netflix the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #imagine #headcanon

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anangelwhodidntfall · 2 years

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Head Rubs & Naps: Diego Hargreeves

The Umbrella Academy Masterlist

word count: 600

description: There are very few who Diego can be his true self around and luckily your one of them.

You sat on the couch reading your Che Guevara book as the sounds of Nirvana played softly in the background when the front door to your apartment opened and closed. A few seconds later you saw your boyfriend Diego enter the living room making you smile.

"Hi my love, how was work?" You asked looking up at him.

"It was exhausting, but I'm glad to be home with you finally." He said laying down and placing a kiss on your lips and taking a seat on the couch.

"I don't know why you do this every time but go change because you'll end up falling asleep and then complain in the morning that you were uncomfortable." You said making him groan.

"But babe..." He whined making you laugh.

"Fine don't do it, I'll just take my head rubs somewhere else." You said shifting yourself so he could no longer lay on you.

"You wouldn't dare." He said.

"Try me." You threatened fighting a smile.

"Fine." He said standing up and stomping to your guy's shared room.

You went back to reading your book and a few minutes later you heard him approaching the living room making you look up. Instead of usual leather getup, he now wore a pair of pajama pants and a tank top.

"Better?" You teased.

"I hate when your right." He mumbled as he climbed on the couch and laid between your legs.

"Hmm I'm sure you do." You mused as your started running your hair through his hair and gently messaging his scalp.

"Is this the unplugged album?" He asked as Lake Of Fire played through the speakers.

"Yeah it is, do you want me to turn it off?" You asked him.

"No I like it, this is just my first time hearing it." He said snuggling into you.

"Hey love, do you think you could read to me until I fall asleep?" He asked you.

"Of course I can." You said.

You started reading the next page of your book to him as you ran your other hand through his hair. After reading a few pages, you looked down and saw he sound asleep with made you smile.

"Get some rest my love." You said leaning down and placing a kiss on his forehead before going back to your book.

About thirty minutes later you felt yourself start getting sleepy so you bookmarked your page and set it on the table before shifting a bit so you could get comfortable.

"You know we should just go to the bedroom, if your tired." Diego mumbled.

"Sorry I didn't mean to wake you up." You said feeling bad that you woke him up.

"It's okay, let's go to our room and get some proper sleep where you can be comfortable." He said standing up and picking you up.

"But I was enjoying have you laid on me like an octopus." You said.

"We'll know you can be the octopus and lay on me." He said gently setting you on the bed as he closed the curtains and climbed into bed.

"Now come here octopus." He said making you laugh as you crawled into his arms and got comfortable.

"You know I love you right?" He asked running a hand through your hair.

"As long as you know I love you." You said sleepily.

#diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves x you #diego hargreeves imagine #diego hargreeves fanfiction #diego hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy x #tua fanfiction

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burning-omen · 2 years

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Diego Hargreeves x GN!reader headcanons

Diego Hargreeves x Gn!reader

Pronouns used: none

Requested by anonymous: Hello lovely, would I be allowed to request GN reader dating Diego Hargreeves headcanons? (I love your writing so much and please take your time with this!!)

Warning⚠️: knives, accidentally cutting himself, almost getting your shit rocked by Viktor, not beta read because my beta readers are fucking sleeping (the nerve).

Reblogs>likes

(a/n: I've been Violently Sick for the passed few days and I'm in so much pain and the only thing I can do is lay in bed so I was like “might as well do some request”)

He's a bisexual and I stand by that.

He's never really been the dating type so he's a little lost when you first start your relationship

He took you axe throwing as a date once, just to see if you'd like it. Now you go at least twice a month (it’s y'all thing)

Watching him play with knives and him trying to do an advanced trick to impress you but ends up hurting himself.

Like almost cutting his fingers off.

But it's just a scratch, he's okay.

Make him move in with you, anything is better than a hot ass, sweaty, gym boiler room.

Never had any kind of casually intimate relationship. Like he's never had someone who just loved him for no other reason than just “because I do”

He's scared of you leaving him, he doesn't show it often, but honestly every relationship he's had ended in some kind of tragedy.

More specifically Patch.

You didn't know about Patch until later in your relationship. He was destroyed by her death. Which only really hit him after he helped save the world (and universe, and multiverse etc..).

Okay moving on from the sad.

He's not a morning person and it’s your fault.

Years of training, a lifetime of waking up at the crack of dawn… Ruined.

Because of you and your “just a few more hours baby, I’m tired”

Sleeps in with you one time and he’s a different man.

He can sleep until noon.

He will force you to stay in bed with him, arm and legs fully locked around your body with the intention of keeping you in bed.

If you’re Strong, then you're just gonna have to carry the bastard on your back as you get ready because he’s not letting go.

If you’re not, rip.

He’s always cold, like all the damn time. Non-stop freezing.

He gonna put his little cold hands on you

And his cold everything else.

And you’re going to suffer.

He does it out of love though.

Get him a nice knife, even if it’s purely decorative and just made to sit and look pretty on a shelf, get him one.

He loves it, even if he can’t use it.

We know he likes to dance, but he doesn’t like dancing in front of people.

So you’re gonna have to do a fucked up dance in front of him first because one thing he’s not fucking doing is opening that floodgate on his own.

Once he’s comfortable and has established that he can do his dorky little dances in front of you he’s ready for marriage.

Like he’s walking down the aisle the moment he sees the acceptance in your eyes.

Honestly and truly your biggest simp.

He thinks you’re so hot.

Whether you're the type of person that just dresses nicely every day and just looks amazing all the damn time.

Or you only get dressed up for special occasions and are in you pajamas any other time he doesn’t give a FUCK.

Dates are weird.

Depending on which season this takes place in he’s either 1) a vigilante, 2) a mental hospital escapee, 3) being hunted by the Sparrows, or 4) whatever fuckery Reggie has set up to keep his children from living normally in the Hargreeves capitalist utopia.

So…ya know. Regular dates might be a little difficult. But stay at home date are always an option.

Cooking together, watching movies, cuddling. The whole 9 yards for him.

He Refuses to introduce you to his family. Not because he doesn’t want you meeting them, it’s just he has a feeling that somebody (Klaus) will have some very embarrassing things to say about him.

That’s okay tho, Klaus let himself into your house once after finding out Diego lives there and embarrassed him anyways.

The rest of the family was honestly super easy after that.

Except for Viktor.

Turns out, he’s very protective of his family and will Beat Your Ass for his brother.

Luckily, he approves.

Idk what else to say so uuuuhhhh….

He loves you and you have changed his life for the better. He can’t imagine a life without you and he doesn’t want to. He just loves you so much.

#x gn reader #gn!reader #gender neutral reader #diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves x you #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves headcanons #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy x reader #fanfiction

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blossomsl0ve · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 2 | The Umbrella Academy |

Y/n: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Ben, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Y/n: BLOCKED.

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Y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Five: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Y/n:

Y/n: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Y/n: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lila: Only if you also don't ask why

Lila: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Y/n:

Lila:

Y/n: This one is fine

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Klaus: Goodnight moon.

Klaus: Goodnight tree.

Klaus: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Y/n: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Klaus: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Klaus: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Y/n: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Viktor: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Diego: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/n: It’s Five.

Diego: Put the bandage back on.

#x reader #x male reader #the umbrella academy #x gender neutral reader #ben hargreeves #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the Umbrella Academy incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x you #five hargreeves x reader

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moonydustx · 1 month

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

requests are open - more masterlist

Diego Hargreeves x F!Reader

○ The Girl At The Bar - violence, fluff

Five Hargreeves x F! Reader

○ Not Hate Enough - angst with a happy ending

○ What do you feel? - fluff

#reader insert #fiction #no use of y/n #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy s3 #diego hargreeves x you #diego hargreeves x reader #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves

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love-strawberry · 2 years

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the umbrella academy

masterlist

navigation

- five hargreeves

meet in the afterglow ( coming soon )

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oscarisaacsspit · 1 year

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i like shiny things but i’d marry you with…💕

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froggywritesstuff · 2 years

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Y/N: can you do me a favour?

Diego: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to

Y/N: can you do the dishes?

Diego: no.

#diego hargreeves #diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x you #diego hargreeves x y/n #diego hargreeves imagine #diego hargreeves x reader imagine #tua #tua incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy x reader

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lizthewriter · 3 months

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guts! fic collection

i. bad idea right? (diego hargreeves) ii. get him back! (theo nott) iii. pretty isn't pretty (peter parker / tom holland) iv. love is embarrassing (ted logan)

500 followers!!!! wow, that's crazy!!! i'm glad you guys enjoy my writing, even if sometimes i don't. i apologize for my inactivity in december, i was on hiatus, but i'm back now with a ton of content! here's some fics to keep you satsified. thank you all so much for supporting my content and continue to like and reblog!!! i really appreciate every bit of love you guys show my writing!

#— [ glizzy posts ☆ ]#diego hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x you #theodore nott x reader #theodore nott x you #theo nott x reader #theo nott x you #peter parker x reader #peter parker x you #ted logan x reader #ted logan x you

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